Chapter 281: Screwdriver
Lynch's words made everyone present stunned, and immediately looked at Li Xingxing with a strange look.
Li Xingxing's face suddenly burned like fire, and he stretched his neck and said, "Boy, why are you so slighted, Lao Tzu is very good at that!"
"Really?" Lynch sneered: "Actually, as long as you know a little bit about Chinese medicine, you can see that you are very poor in that aspect." ”
"You know Chinese medicine, don't talk big here!" Li Xingxing said angrily.
Lynch glanced at it and said: "In the theory of traditional Chinese medicine, the ears are big and elastic, which is a manifestation of kidney qi and sufficiency, your ears are soft and weak, even smaller than normal people, do you think you are very good?"
Saying this, not only Ling Changjian and Ling Xiao, but even Sun Huiying also looked at Li Xingxing's ears.
Sure enough, Li Xingxing's ears were extremely small, although he deliberately covered them with a handful of hair, he could still see it.
Li Xingxing's face stiffened, and he said urgently: "What problem can small ears mean? I was born with small ears!"
"From the point of view of hair and hair, the hair of ordinary men is luxuriant, which means that male hormones are vigorous, but your hair is similar to that of women, less and softer, and even the skin is delicate like a girl, which means that the hormones in your body have not reached the level of normal men at all. Lynch glanced at Li Xingxing's arm, and there was almost no hair.
When Ling Xiao heard this, he couldn't help but nod and said, "Lynch, I know that the people and demons in Thailand are similar to this, male hormones have been controlled since childhood, so their skin is as white as a woman." ”
The lack of male hormones can indeed make men's skin delicate, there is no doubt about this, of course, there are some men who are born with good skin, but Li Xingxing presents a kind of feminine white, without the slightest luster, dull, which is a great reason for endocrine disorders!
"This, this is my good maintenance ......" Li Xingxing was already a little weak-hearted, in fact, he hadn't done any maintenance at all.
"Okay, let's talk about your Adam's apple again, as a man, do you know where your Adam's apple is?" Lynch snorted coldly.
"I ......" Li Xingxing completely stiffened now.
The Adam's apple is the most definite symbol of a man, but because of the lack of certain hormones he was born with, his Adam's apple is incomplete, almost close to nothing.
"Lynch, if you hadn't said it, I really wouldn't have found out that this Li Xingxing actually didn't have an Adam's apple!" Ling Xiao glanced at it and couldn't help but exclaim.
Sun Huiying's eyes widened, and she said in surprise: "Li Xingxing, you, are you really withering? When I woke up with you that day, I seemed to feel a little different......
Sun Huiying was also a little unsure, the day she rolled with Li Xingxing, she was actually drunk.
Li Xingxing hurriedly said: "Huiying, don't listen to this person's nonsense, whether I am a man or not, you know best, don't you?"
"Li Xingxing, are you still quibbling until now? Do you want me to rip off your pants?" Lynch said as he stepped forward.
Li Xingxing suddenly panicked, struggling to escape in a hurry, but where he was Lynch's opponent, he was immediately grabbed by the back of the neck.
Seeing that Lynch was really going to pull his belt, Li Xingxing's hands and feet went crazy for a while.
But at this moment, he pulled up a blue piece of paper from his pocket, which seemed to have advertisements and a phone number on it.
Lynch glanced at it, hurriedly picked it up, and said, "Li Xingxing, what are you doing with these advertisements for the treatment of impotence in your pocket, haven't you given up the treatment yet?"
Sure enough, there are a few big words written on this piece of paper, and to rejuvenate the man's majesty, he will go to Boda Hospital, and the specialist doctor will treat him, Tel: 020xxxxx.
Sun Huiying had a trace of doubt in her eyes: "Li Xingxing, you, why are you bringing these things?"
"This, this is the next small advertisement on the side ......of the road, don't believe it," Li Xingxing said.
"The little advertisement you picked up casually, then how can you still have the medical record book of Boda Hospital in your pocket?"
Lynch flicked his wrist, as if he was playing a trick, and had an extra medical record book in his hand.
This is exactly what was taken out of Li Xingxing's pocket.
Seeing this, Sun Huiying couldn't wait to snatch the medical record book and flipped it over, the patient's name on it was Li Xingxing, and the diagnostic symptom was male congenital sexual dysfunction, and it was written on the case, and the current treatment effect was not obvious.
In fact, the symptom of natural wilting is still quite different from impotence, basically the meridians in the body are naturally blocked or missing, and there is no real treatment in ordinary men's hospitals like this.
"Li Xingxing, this, what the hell is going on, was I drunk that night, and you took the opportunity to fool me?" Sun Huiying said with a blue face.
As college lovers, after the two met again, they naturally poured out some words, and the two drank a lot of wine because of it, as for the two of them woke up, just like in the TV series, Chi Guoguo was lying on the bed, so of course, I felt that I had a relationship.
In addition, Li Xingxing is a man, where is he embarrassed to say that he is withered, even if he is stubborn, he has to say it.
"Huiying, you listen to my explanation, I was fine when I was young, but now I'm older, so ......" Li Xingxing is still fighting.
Lynch said disdainfully: "I still want to continue to quibble, I have read the paternity test report in Ling Changjian's hand, this is just an appraisal from a private hospital, it is not easy for you to fake, the real paternity test must be conducted in a judicial appraisal institution, I can expose you in person now......"
As he spoke, Lynch took out the phone from his arms and dialed a number directly.
Li Xingxing faintly felt that there was a bad omen, and subconsciously asked, "You, who are you talking to?"
"Director Zhou Lianguo Zhou of the Food and Drug Administration, I believe it will be quite easy to ask him to help find someone from a forensic appraisal agency. ”
After Lin Qi finished speaking, he connected the phone, and then whispered a few words to Zhou Lianguo.
Originally, at this point, the people from the forensic appraisal agency had already left work, but as soon as he heard that Lynch had something very important, Zhou Lianguo immediately called and asked the people from the forensic appraisal agency to rush over immediately.
After a while, seeing this group of professionals walking into the splint room, Li Xingxing's face was like a stunned eggplant.
Lin Qi nodded at Ling Xiao and Ling Changjian and said, "Two, Li Xingxing must have taken advantage of the loopholes of private hospitals, you are doing a paternity test, I guarantee that the results this time are definitely the most real." ”
"Well, Lynch, I trust you. Ling Changjian and Ling Xiao nodded in unison.
Subsequently, these forensic experts are skilled in drawing blood, and later they will conduct a professional and comprehensive DNA comparison.
A normal paternity test takes two or three days to get the results, but with Zhou Lianguo's explanation, everyone works overtime to compare one, which is just more than two hours.
Sun Huiying was also a little moved, she took the initiative to say: "You wait first, help me draw blood, and do a paternity test together." ”
The people from the appraisal agency glanced at Sun Huiying, but then saw Lynch nodding and also helped Sun Huiying draw blood.
It's just that at this moment, Li Xingxing suddenly picked up an old screwdriver on the ground and stabbed it towards Lynch.
Lynch was startled and hurriedly retreated.
But Li Xingxing obviously shook a shot, he knew that he couldn't hurt Lynch at all, so he turned around, hurriedly grabbed Sun Huiying, put the screwdriver on her neck, and yelled: "You all get out of the way for me, otherwise I will kill her!"
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