Chapter 65 Mushroom Liang dried up this bowl of poisonous chicken soup
Originally, it was just a question of Xiao Momo being out of love, but after Lin Daodao thought about it for a long time, this question suddenly became a question of whether to give Xiao Momo a template for the protagonist.
First of all, if Xiao Momo continues to be heartbroken, maybe one day Lin Daodao's family will wake up and see the blue sky, white sheep, and green lake...... Phew, it's not his home!
So here's the question, if he wants Xiao Momo to calm down, he only has one way to pour poisonous chicken soup into this fire-based magical girl, and then if the magical girl really gets the protagonist template, what should he do?
At this time, Lin Daodao habitually used scientific ideas to solve problems, determine the known character Xiao Momo, and what impact the protagonist template will have on Xiao Momo. Verify the impact of becoming a big man on him in the future.
The first thing to do in the face of this problem is classification, how to classify it, first, first consider the result after Xiao Momo can't become a big guy. This is undoubtedly the best ending, Xiao Momo is still plain, and the impact of the night on her has been completely swept away, Lin Daodao doesn't have to worry about getting up the next day to see the blue sky and the white green lake...... No, the imperial capital of the Tiannan Empire did not have a flock of sheep at all.
But the flock was not the main issue of discussion, so it quickly turned to another possibility.
Assuming that Xiao Momo has the protagonist template, once awakened after the beginning of the golden three chapters, and the fourth chapter directly descends on the contradictions and conflicts of the dot girl-style pretend to be thirteen-rate starts, Xiao Momo may not be able to embark on the road of slapping the face in the face of thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the girl to be poor. The opening mode has been opened, Xiao Momo's single-handed flying legend will no longer be a dream, and Lin Qiyi, who is a best friend, will naturally be rubbed twice by the protagonist's halo, and he Lin Daodao, with the skill of the dragon, the national teacher dare not say, there must be a place for Lin Daodao among the dog-headed military divisions!
"This vote, it's done!"
Lin Daodao clapped his hands, and it had already been analyzed like this, and there was no need to worry about it at all. A shot of poisonous chicken soup directly let Xiao Momo go to the sky, and then sit back and wait for Xiao Momo to open the protagonist's aura, this can definitely be regarded as a fucking strategy, obviously you can see others fight to the death, why do you rush up and fight others to the death?
"Everything is ready, I just have to go back and prepare a hand of poisonous chicken soup. Young magical girl, it's good to dry this bowl of poisonous chicken soup......"
As a result, Jiang Ye, who had been cultivating magic in the command department, saw Lin Daodaodao, who had been devoured by magic, walking back, and kept repeating strange words such as thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, not to mention the strange light in his eyes.
The time of the afternoon passed quickly, and when Lin Qi, Su Qing and Ruoruo returned to the apartment with Xiao Momo, who was full of despair, they saw Lin Daodao and Xiao Xiaohei sitting cross-legged at the opposite door with a serious face.
The tears in the corners of Xiao Momo's eyes didn't seem to have been wiped away, so it was naturally a little embarrassing to see such serious two people. But this is nothing, the tears of youth can never be used as capital to ridicule others, and those who laugh at those who have cried because of youth often do not even have youth.
"Hey, why are you two sitting here just after you came back!" Su Qing said and looked at Lin Mi, "Sanctioned by Lin Mi?"
"Of course not. Lin Daodao shrunk his shoulders and looked at Xiao Momo to the side. Perhaps this gaze was a little hot, causing Xiao Momo to immediately be embarrassed to hide behind Su Qing and wipe her tears.
"Actually...... I'm here to provide good news to Sister Momo. Lin Daodao thought about it, although he came to pour poisonous chicken soup, but no matter what, he had to find a topic to start with.
"Good news?" Su Qing glanced at Lin Daodao, "It can't be good news about Jiang Ye." ”
"Of course, in my opinion, Sister Momo didn't have no opportunities at all today, but got more opportunities. Lin Daodao said and got up, and the black boy tacitly took out a small blackboard on the side.
With chalk in hand, Lin Daodao said that the next step was Mr. Lin's poisonous chicken soup class.
It's not good for a child to break down in love, it's probably hypocrisy, just debunk it...... Ahem, this one is not right, change it.
"Why do I say that, mainly because of ah...... Sister, don't stare at me like that, I'm afraid ......"
Lin Qiqi retracted his gaze, and Lin Daodao coughed lightly and cleared his throat and said, "In fact, Sister Momo asked Jiang Ye today, and the answers she received seemed to be refusal. But this rejection is actually based on the fact that Jiang Ye is still a child. The child's view of love is simple and sincere, and he will never understand what it feels like to fall in love with a wild horse with a grassland above his head!"
"So you loved?" asked Lin Qiqi with a strange expression.
"Phew, I'm just making an analogy. Lin Daodao immediately clarified, "Let's put it this way, Jiang Ye is too far away from his girlfriend, and there are many uncertain factors when he is far away." Shoya can guarantee that she won't like other girls, and who knows if her girlfriend will meet someone better than Shoya...... After all, the age of the night is the biggest problem. ”
"It seems to make sense. Ruoruo heard that it was like discovering a new world, "Sister Mi's younger brother, I didn't expect you to have such a powerful side!"
"I've always been a genius, and what you call me is too much to complain about. Lin Daodao glanced at Ruoruo, and then continued, "So Sister Momo doesn't have to care at all, what you should do now is to prepare quietly." As the saying goes, as long as the hoe is swung well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down, and the opportunity will only be left to those who have been prepared, you only need to wait for a moment when there is an emotional crack between the two of them to appear where it should appear, Sister Momo, the world is at your fingertips. ”
Many years later, when the mainland was stable and became the chief consul of the Tiannan Empire, Xiao Momo affirmed the only serious prophecy of the first generation of the Tiannan Empire's strategic flickering bureau.
"So, what should I do?" Xiao Momo naturally didn't know what the future would bring, so he could only raise his head and look at Lin Daodao with an expectant expression.
"It's simple. Lin Daodao snapped his fingers, and then it seemed that because his strength was not enough, it could not show his compulsion at the moment. So Xiao Xiaohei immediately snapped his fingers behind Lin Daodao, the voice was crisp and loud, Lin Daodao nodded with satisfaction, and then said: "Sister Momo, in fact, you can't enter Jiangye's heart now, just because you are not tempting enough for him." In my opinion, if one day you can make him completely regard you as a goddess, then he can run over without you chasing him. ”
"So what I'm going to talk about next is the protagonist specially tailored for Sister Momo...... Belch...... The goddess builds a plan!Appearance, Sister Momo is not lacking, so I won't discuss it anymore, what we want to talk about next is strength. Just imagine, if one day Sister Momo holds a cyan fire lotus in one hand and the other hand, and the world is peaceful at the snap of her fingers, I think it will be completely shocking to the night!"
"Then what if there is no crack in the relationship between Jiang Ye and his girlfriend?" Su Qing was shocked, no matter whether Xiao Momo could shock Jiang Ye in the future, the Lin Dao knife in front of her had already shocked her.
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