There are a total of six people, in addition to Zhang Zhiwen, Du Zhongming, and Hu Meiqin, there are also Huang Siyu of Daqin Restaurant, big singer Li Feier, and Hu Feifei, mayor of Panlong Town.

"You can go to the pressurized well to wash your hands, and I'll get a big watermelon for you to relieve the heat!" After speaking, Yu Zehai rushed into the house again and hugged two large watermelons, and after cleaning them by the pressurized well, he quickly divided them into uniform small portions, and said: "Authentic Daqingshan brand watermelon, green, healthy and pollution-free, the taste is not good, just look for me, please!"

"What a big watermelon!"

"It smells so good!"

......

At first, they were shaking their heads and tasting one by one, and there was no lack of praise on their lips, but when they really tasted the deliciousness of watermelon, everyone only had the sound of sucking and eating melons in addition to eating them......

"Woo~"

"Chirp~"

The fragrance of watermelon instantly permeated the entire yard, and seeing that their own poop did not take further action, several friends suddenly had opinions.

"Otherwise, everyone has a share!"

Yu Zehai took out several small stainless steel basins, and then slaughtered another big watermelon, and put many pieces in the small basin in front of each little guy. As for the three little milk babies of Spotted Spot and Black Wind King, Yu Zehai even removed all the watermelon skins one by one, and just gave them watermelon pulp.

Maybe it was the first time I saw such a thing as a watermelon, the two yellow skins looked at the small basin in front of them, looked at Yu Zehai with some confusion, and then looked at the other little guys around them. However, when they saw that even the big bird, which was mainly carnivorous, was eating the watermelon quickly, they seemed to realize something, so they also lowered their heads and tried to eat a mouthful of watermelon.

"Click~"

The two little ones couldn't help but glance at each other, and then quickly began to eat.

"Uh......h Top dog...... Whining...... You, you're giving watermelon to these carnivores?"

Not only the fat man, but everyone in the yard at this moment was a little confused looking at the little guys who were eating watermelon with their heads buried in their heads. You know, among them, like Hai Dongqing, the golden leopard, the wolf, and the yellow skin, etc., they are serious carnivores......

When Yu Zehai heard this, he shook his head with a smile and said: "We countrymen are not as particular as you city people, whether it is a cat, a puppy, or other small animals raised at home, basically what the owner eats today, they will follow what they eat." So, not only watermelons, but also Chinese cabbage, tomatoes, etc., which are grown in the field, they are even more happy. ”

Speaking of this, Yu Zehai's eyes swept over everyone's bodies one by one, and finally fell on the face of Hu Feifei, who was eating melons regardless of his image, and said with a smile: "It's not a big surprise for me that other people can come, it's just that Mayor Hu Da was able to come to the cold house, boy, I'm really a little flattered!"

"What's the matter? Can I come, isn't Boss Yu welcome?"

Hu Feifei swallowed the watermelon she was chewing in her mouth, and said in a coquettish voice: "Last time, I made a special trip with Secretary Liang to visit someone, but I didn't expect Boss Yu to release other pigeons, so I had to run again today." ”

"Welcome, warm welcome!"

Yu Zehai smiled awkwardly and said, "Hey, what's that, boy, I'm just a little surprised." As for last time, I was really embarrassed, because that day happened to be the annual non-public private day in a small southwestern country, and I followed Zhang's Jewelry to go over to raise the posture. ”

"What do you mean?"

Li Fei'er asked.

"Bet on jade!"

The fat man glanced at the other party and said: "Nowadays, there is a 'jade gambling culture' that prevails in the jewelry industry, but the scale is relatively large, that is, the annual public market, as well as the non-public private market." ”

Before Li Fei'er could speak, Yu Zehai diverted the topic and said, "By the way, Li Daxing, if you don't want to be your big singer, why did you come to my house with Aunt Hu and them?" Say, what are your intentions this time?"

"Yu Zehai, you ......"

Li Fei'er was about to get angry, but in a blink of an eye, she giggled and laughed: "Auntie, I am here to eat, what can you do? You want to drive me away? No way! If I don't eat enough this time, I will really stay at your house." ”

"I'll go!"

Yu Zehai couldn't help but roll his eyes when he heard this, and said angrily: "I said Li Daxing, what you said is a little ambiguous, aren't you afraid that others will misunderstand something?" I'm a big man, it's nothing, but if it gets out, you, a big star, will ...... Hey, hey!"

"Haha......"

Seeing the two bickering, everyone in the courtyard burst out laughing.

"Uncle, uncle, are you at home?"

At this moment, a childish voice came from the gate of the courtyard.

"Little girl, come in!"

"Wow, fat uncle, Granny Hu is here, and there are so many beautiful sisters......"

At the gate of the courtyard, Mimi and Nan Nan walked in hand in hand, followed by the big yellow dog Erpi.

"Mimi, Nannan, go to the pressurized well and wash your hands, and then come and eat watermelon together. ”

Yu Zehai gently wiped the sweat from the heads of the two little girls, and said with a smile.

"Thank you, uncle!"

The two little girls quickly ran over to wash their hands, and then hugged the watermelon and nibbled on it.

"Uncle Mi, why do you have two more little guys who look like big rats in your house, what are they?"

Mimi's favorite thing is to play with these little guys in Yu Zehai's house, so she saw the two little guys who had never seen it before at the first time, so she tilted her head and asked.

"They are Wong Tai Sin!" Yu Zehai touched the heads of the two weasels and said, "You two little guys, this little cutie is called Mimi, this little cutie is Nannan, come, say hello to them." ”

Hearing Yu Zehai's words, the two weasels who were originally eating watermelons raised their heads and stared at Mimi and Nan Nan in front of them with big eyes, in fact, they had already discovered the two little girls who had been staring at them, but Yu Zehai had explained that he tried not to contact the people in the village, so he ignored it.

"Click~"

The two yellow skins got up at the same time, and then shook Mimi and Nannan a few times together, and then buried their heads in eating melons.

Nani?

Seeing this scene, many of the surrounding melon-eating spectators were all stunned, and even the melon pulp that was chewing heavily in their mouths stopped moving......

It's a refinement!

These are two yellow skins that have become fine?

It's over, especially when the two weasels look at them intentionally or unintentionally, they can't help but feel a tingling scalp and feel eerie.

"Boss, this, this...... They,"

The fat man pointed to the two yellow skins, and for a moment even his speech was a little knotted.

Golden snub-nosed monkeys, wolves, foxes, leopards, black bears, Hai Dongqing, and now there are two yellow skins that have become fine, Zhang Zhiwen couldn't help but feel numb when he saw it.

The master is in the folk!

"Whoa, uncle, they're so cute, they even salute us, aren't they?"

Before Yu Zehai could speak, Mimi and Nan Nan shouted excitedly.

"That's right, they were just greeting you. Yu Zehai rubbed the hair of the two little girls, then looked back at the fat man, and said angrily: "I said fatty, what is your boy's expression? Isn't it just two yellow skins, as for scaring you all over? Like yellow skins and foxes, because they have a long heritage, their wisdom is much higher than that of other animals, so it is not strange to be able to understand what we are saying simply." ”

After a slight pause, Yu Zehai continued: "Human beings have a bad perception of weasels in general, and that's because weasels occasionally plague the chickens raised by people in the village. What's more, weasels rarely eat chicken, unless it is really a last resort. If it were the kind of cold weather, I think the animals in the mountains would go out into the woods to find food if they couldn't find food and were really hungry. ”

"In addition, in the strict sense of the word, the weasel is a little expert at catching rats, a good friend of the farmer's uncle, and a real beneficial beast. According to relevant statistics, an adult weasel can catch an average of 1,000 voles a year, which is a great hero of human beings!"

Speaking of this, Yu Zehai paused slightly, looked at everyone and continued: "I don't know if you have heard of the word 'feng shui'? In the eyes of a real feng shui master, the arrival of a weasel in the house is a good sign, which not only means that the master's family is rich, but also that he will be rich! Why? Because weasels like to eat mice, and it is a very bad thing to have rats at home, not only the stored food will be stolen to eat, but also easy to breed all kinds of germs at home, so the weasel enters the house, the rats are eliminated, and the food and furniture will not be harmed; at the same time, it also eliminates the breeding of various bacteria, and protects the physical and mental health of the owner. ”

"As for the folk version that weasels will possess themselves and can do witchcraft, at least I don't believe it. Speaking of this, Yu Zehai shrugged his shoulders and said: "Weasels are actually extremely timid animals, if they encounter humans, they often choose to flee at the first time, and at the same time, they will let out stinky farts to cover up, so as to better protect their lives." ”

"According to scientific research, the stinky farts released by weasels contain an ingredient that can derange human nerves, which can make people who inhale the smell feel excited, and even have a temporary confusion in severe cases. People who don't know why don't know the truth, so when they see this scene, they arbitrarily think that they are controlled, and the rural people don't have any scientific and cultural knowledge, so they become more and more miraculous as soon as they pass on ten or ten to hundred!"

Bang Bang Bang ......

As Hu Meiqin took the lead in applauding, there was a burst of crackling applause in the courtyard.

"Not bad!"

Hu Meiqin looked at Yu Zehai with a smile, nodded and said: "Brother Yu, I only found out today that you are really a knowledgeable and elegant person! Listening to your words is better than reading for ten years, no matter whether others believe it or not, at least I believe it." ”