☆、06496 - Good reason

Uncle Xiao: "You messed up the task and then accused me of a conspiracy in the assignment?"

...... It's really like an excuse to find fault. Where is Uncle Xiao's usual style so calculating?

Me: "Elder Qi, you seem to be particularly concerned about this task? The last time you assigned me the Jingjin Peak mission, I wanted to report to you some progress in the middle of the mission, but you were impatient to listen, but this time you repeatedly took the initiative to remind me to pay attention to the mission goal. ”

Uncle Xiao: "It's not to the point of 'repeatedly'. ”

Me: "Anyway, I took the initiative more than once, and now I am solemnly asking my teacher for sin." I think there's a reason for this anomaly, right? You know, you don't even want to say a word to me, you don't even want to say a word to me. ”

Uncle Xiao: "Keep guessing." When you've got enough brains, you might be able to guess my reasoning. ”

Me: "So there's a reason for that, right?"

Uncle Xiao: "Of course, anyone does everything for a reason, sometimes the reason may be more random or hazy, but it is still objective or subjective. ”

Me: "I guess the reason is neither casual nor obscure, but very serious. ”

Uncle Xiao: "So do you want to do some remedy? Now the guests who go to the candy house have not yet completed a round, and there are still a lot of monks all over the world queuing up to get tickets, so you still have a chance to rekindle the public's enthusiasm for the candy house and overshadow the limelight of the woody wind forest." ”

Me: "You have never told me why you want to steal the limelight, I guess the reason may be that the turn of the limelight can give Mu Fenglin a lot of inspiration and even appear in the transformation period, or it may be that a group of you powerful people want to see the attention of sweet tooth lovers - the precise definition should be a group of people who are particularly fond of a certain type of thing - from the time-honored traditional old store to the **red store, the aura of this process changes. ”

Me: "There are many other possibilities. But in either case, there doesn't seem to be any need to fail to tell me why. Especially when I know that if there is no reason, I may act casually or even perfunctory. ”

Me: "If you have to hide it from me, and if you have to let me carry out this matter seriously, then the person who came to give me this task should be my father, not Elder Qi, who has been associated with jokes in my heart for a long time." ”

Uncle Xiao: "You have a good reason. ”

Me: "......"

Uncle Xiao: "Come to Qi Feng." Right now. Immediately. Within a minute. ”

☆、06497 - beaten

The instructions were too clear and there was no room for ambiguity, so I hurriedly flew to Qi Feng, and at a glance I saw the little uncle waiting for me in the open space...... as well as the apprentices of the little uncle who were leaving Qi Feng and other miscellaneous people.

Me: "......"

Pei Bing: "I think it'......"

Pei Kong: "Shut up......"

Xiao Sui filled a bath with healing water, and then hesitated to fill a second basin.

The furball said to the shell: "Find a stable place to squat and avoid objects that are easy to fall and roll." ”

Shell: "Okay. ”

Furball: "If you accidentally roll over, be careful not to press the empty friend." ”

Shell: "Got it." ”

Pei Kong: "I thank you. ”

I fell in front of Uncle Xiao in fear.

Uncle Xiao: "First question, if I want to arrest you, can you escape?"

Me: "I can't escape." ”

Uncle Xiao: "Second question, if I want to hit you and you behave patheticly, will I be soft?"

Me: "I think there's hope. ”

Uncle Xiao sneered, and then continued: "The third question, you walked in front of me cleanly and you walked in front of me slowly, how many seconds can you delay under the premise that I limit the total time to one minute?"

Me: "The one minute you limit should refer to the time when I enter Qi Feng's airspace, doesn't it mean that I have to fall within one meter of you within this minute?"

Uncle Xiao: "Am I playing word games with you?"

Me: "......"

Then I was beaten. The Lei Bing package is hot and cold, and it seems to faintly retrace the internal thunder tribulation when I was at the peak of Jindan.

Pei Jianzhuo: "Is it backtracking or is Elder Qi's power infiltrating Pei Suilin's space?"

Or maybe I took the initiative to respond to the power of my junior uncle and constructed another round of internal thunder and ice double tribulation. It may be that I feel that the internal tribulation at the peak is still lacking, so this time I took advantage of the little uncle's face, and I went through another small level tribulation. Do you think Uncle Xiao's Thunder Ice attack this time seems to have deliberately adjusted to my upgrade rhythm?

Pei Bing protected Pei Kong and replied, "I don't feel it." ”

☆、06498-looming

Pei Jianzhuo: "I don't think it's a deliberate adjustment. Elder Qi tries to attack in the direction that hurts you but doesn't hurt you, and the mode of escalating the robbery is to beat you as much as possible without killing you, and the process of the two is the same, so it seems to be the same.

It seems that the difference between not hurting and not killing is still a bit far, right? Although the pain is relatively close to the beating.

Pei Jianzhuo: "Isn't injury in the sense of sword cultivation a fatal injury?" Although the essence of Elder Qi is law cultivation, his attack idea is very sword cultivation. ”

So if I attack with this idea, I won't be able to get out of Qi Feng without shedding my skin this time.

Pei Jianzhuo: "The entire Qi Feng has been cleared, and he came to give you a catastrophe, wouldn't you be sorry for Elder Qi's intention if you didn't make full use of it?" You just wasted a task on him, and it's not good to abandon him again right after." ”

Can you use words that are not so dangerous?

Pei Jianzhuo's essence is now being held in my hand to deal with the attack of the little uncle, and his human form appears in Xiao Sui, holding a sword that is exactly the same as his body, and dealing with the internal calamity with my consciousness body, which is also holding the same sword. I felt the pain of the inside and out, but I was relatively relaxed.

The beating from Uncle Xiao, who has made me worried for so many years, finally came true today, and no matter how painful it is, there is a sense of peace of mind.

Pei Bing: "It's like a daughter-in-law who has been a wife for many years." ”

If you have nothing to do, you can memorize the dictionary.

Xiao Sui's eyes widened suddenly: "Jin Dan ......"

The outer layer of the Jindan projection in Xiaosui seems to have suddenly added a shadow.

A figure.

Born from the golden pill, it wrapped the golden pill, like a curled baby, and suddenly seemed to stretch a little, and then the shadow disappeared, and the golden pill was still the shining golden pill.

And in this process, the real golden pill in my body seems to have been infantilized for a moment. The changes in the real Jindan are not as obvious as the Jindan projection, but they seem to be more ...... Deep.

Number Two took on the form of Jindan, and then broke out of the shell, and a baby appeared inside the shell, and the baby sat up, smiled at us, and then disappeared.

Xiao Sui: "The master ......"

The baby that number two simulated was what I looked like when I was a child.

Don't panic, the second simulation is normal, as for the change in my Jindan and Jindan projection, it is not much of a surprise for the Jindan peak monk. In the process of moving from the peak of Jindan to the Yuan Infant Period, I will indeed vaguely see the appearance of Jindan turning into a baby from time to time, but because my Jindan has a projection in the carry-on space, and there are so many spirit beasts staring, it is easier to capture the vague baby.

When crossing the tribulation, he could often perceive a higher-level situation, and the Jin Dan Tribulation could sometimes even perceive some rules of heaven and earth, compared to it, it was already very dull to perceive what his baby looked like.

Compared to Pei Jianzhuo, the spirit appeared before he became a spirit treasure and appeared more and more frequently.

☆、06499 - unconscious discrimination

Pei Jianzhuo: "Actually, I probably shouldn't be called a machine spirit now. It would probably be more appropriate to say that it is a consciousness. ”

It doesn't matter, you can call it anything, as long as you're you.

In addition, don't you think that I am getting more and more divided when I cross the Tribulation? I was just distracted and chatting with people during the Jindan Tribulation, and I could be distracted to do things during the internal tribulation at the peak of the Jindan Tribulation, and now I can also think about improving the small world of No. 2.

Pei Kong: "What improvement plan have you figured out? Aren't you still letting Pei Sha play around?"

Jindan's vague baby is a kind of guidance. Jindan is similar to an egg, a baby is like a broken shell, and No. 2 can have a qualitative change.

Xiao Sui: "The master's thinking is indeed much more lively than when he crossed the Jindan Tribulation. When I was facing the pain, I forced myself to be numb, but now I really don't care. ”

Pei Bing: "I'm even very excited." ”

Hairball: "Shake M deeper?"

...... Cultivation is indeed going to constantly weaken some of its own characteristics, and at the same time, it will also continue to strengthen another part of its own characteristics.

Pei Jianzhuo: "And the strengthened part is the content of the monk's path." ”

Pei Bing: "Shake M Dao?"

That's just one of the connotations.

I asked Uncle Junior, "Do you think I'm happy now?"

Uncle Xiao: "What do you want me to answer? Do you think you're unhappy?" And then I think: It's rare for me to clean up with my own hands, and the junior dares to be unhappy?"

Uncle Xiao: "Or do I think you're happy?" and then I think, "I'm punishing you, what are you happy about?"

Me: "...... It turns out that Elder Qi, you will do the same...... Do you have a thousand thoughts going back and forth?"

Uncle Xiao: "That's how you customize the dictionary?"

Me: "I don't really want to define a dictionary, and at most I sometimes use it as an excuse to scare people." In addition, I actually wanted to say that you have a girly heart, but before I said it, I suddenly felt that this word was suspected of sexism and ageism. Why is it that only young girls and not young men can be sensitive? Why is it that it is easy to get emotionally up only young people and not middle-aged and old people?"

Me: "And then I reflect, it's really too much of a habit to almost unconscious discrimination. For example, men dressed as women and women dressed as men, the former will attract a lot of attention and curiosity, and the latter is usually not topical, because it seems to be more common for women to wear men's clothes for reasons such as convenience in daily life. ”

Me: "There are also words such as sissy and woman, the former is contemptuous, the latter is somewhat boastful, but in fact, the basic logic of both is that women are inferior to men, so men who are like women are despised, and women who are like men are praised. So both words should make women feel offended. ”

Uncle Xiao: "A man's wife is not a compliment, and there is no derogatory meaning for boys and girls." Also, your topic is suitable for talking to Yeon Yukimen. ”

Me: "I'm mentally preparing for my marriage. Some of the infant monks may not use it, but if I want to get married, I'm afraid I can't have any major shortcomings, including the perception of gender, race, etc. ”

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