Volume I: The Devil is King 0067 Deadly Tractor
"What's my wife, who are you, ...... you"
Zhao Guanren fussed and pointed at the big-bellied woman, who knew that a couple of men and women stood up in the workshop, and the big-bellied woman said urgently: "Brother Long, you don't remember me, I'm the little one of the Universal Nightclub, every time you come back, I help you arrange beautiful women, and once we ...... back."
"You fart!"
Zhao Guanren's face turned green, and he hurriedly said: "Don't talk nonsense, Lao Tzu has never been to that kind of place, and I am not a dragon brother, my name is Zhao Guanren, there is no dragon!"
"Cut~Guanlong! Who doesn't know the same ......"
Zhou Miao looked at him with disdain, and a group of little girls also nodded again and again, but Zhao Guanren hurriedly pointed at the big-bellied woman and said, "What's the matter with your belly, are you a hanged ghost in disguise, quickly admit that Lao Tzu gave you a good time!"
The pot-bellied woman asked inexplicably: "What hanged ghost, can't you see that I'm pregnant, don't you believe you ask them, I'm already married and don't do it!"
A female clerk nodded and said, "Yes, the little family lives diagonally opposite, and the three of us have been trapped here for several days, and we only opened the door when we heard someone talking!"
"You're really not bad luck, it's all fine......
Zhao Guanren looked each other up and down, the pot-bellied woman was wearing maternity clothes, and she was not discovered by the lighthouse giant, I am afraid that it was on fire above the third floor, and there were still floors in the workshop, as well as a lot of candles with only candle heads, it was unlikely that these three people had problems.
"Let's go in! go upstairs and talk about ......."
Zhang Xinyue gently pushed him, Zhao Guanren hurriedly led someone to block the door and pull the curtains, leaving two male teachers to answer the Qu fairy and them, and then took the rest of the people to take the pastries upstairs, and the unconscious people almost woke up, and they didn't seem to be in any big trouble.
A boy asked, "Mr. Zhao, what's going on with that hanged ghost in the pool, and why can she still talk like a normal person?"
"You think people are idle and have nothing to do to hang the beam and commit suicide, but they are holding back their big moves......"
Zhao Guanren said with a gloomy face: "It is estimated that after the hanged ghost melon is ripe, all of them will become human-looking humans, so that they can blend into the human race and kill, and you must be careful when you encounter unknown women in the future, and if you can stay away, stay away quickly!"
"Official, come and change your clothes, beware of catching a cold......"
Zhou Miao stood in front of the office door holding a bag of clothes, who knew that Zhao Guanren took the clothes and entered the office, and Yan Yan also took a bath towel and wanted to follow up.
Zhou Miao immediately snatched the bath towel and sneered: "Miss Pao You, you should step aside after the appointment, don't always worry about our men, you shouldn't do this kind of thing!"
"You don't even think you're a friend, are you......"
looked at her rigorously-for-tat, but Zhang Xinyue stepped forward and took their things, walked in and closed the door without saying anything, and mocked: "You are really a good fortune, you have your lover everywhere, and you don't admit it when you come to find someone!"
"Heaven and earth conscience! I really just passed by, I didn't expect her to be alive......"
Zhao Guanren smiled bitterly: "We haven't seen each other for almost a year, but she mistakenly thought that I was here to save her, and she was so moved that she knelt on the ground and picked up my pants.
"And did you love her?"
Zhang Xinyue looked at him with blazing eyes, while Zhao Guanren took off his wet clothes casually, and said with a smile: "If you can have love after going to bed a few times, isn't there love for two hundred yuan all over the street, no! The market seems to have risen recently!"
"What market has risen ......"
"Do you know who is rigorous, open your mouth and ask if you love ...... or not"
Zhao Guanren hurriedly diverted the topic and said: "Please use your brain, if Rigor really loves me, would she have that reaction when she saw me yesterday, she came up and scolded me for being a liar, what does this mean, it shows that she is a woman who loves face more than everything, and she only has herself in her heart!"
Zhang Xinyue was surprised: "But she said that she wants to marry you, and even bought a car and a house for you!"
"Rigor told you that she wanted to commit suicide by jumping off the bridge, her husband is a scumbag......"
Zhao Guanren sneered: "But do you know how much money Yan Yan got from him, more than 20 million, when I met her, she didn't commit suicide at all, she just made her husband have nowhere to go, and then I guided her to murder her husband, and then there is the next story!"
"What?"
Zhang Xinyue stammered in disbelief: "She...... She cried when she said this, and we all thought that she really wanted to marry you, was it all a lie?"
"Who hasn't taken the wrong medicine yet, besides, she is only investing in advance, if I can't give her the return she wants, do you see if she will marry me......"
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "I told you a long time ago, you will be killed by your self-righteousness sooner or later, if I hadn't seen through the rigor, would I have broken off with her so thoroughly, the reason why I am still willing to help her is just for the sake of her miscarriage for me, that's all!"
Zhang Xinyue patted her head hard and said regretfully: "Oh my God! After listening to her story, I feel that she is so pitiful, you are so ruthless, and even ...... There is even an urge to help you reconcile, this woman is simply ...... Alas~ I learned another lesson!"
"A woman's mouth, a deceitful ghost, not to mention your two mouths......
Zhao Guanren took off his pants with a contemptuous laugh, leaving only a pair of pants and beckoning and laughing: "Come on! My personal little stewardess, push some oil for the local tyrant brother!"
Zhang Xinyue walked over as usual, helped him wipe his body, and asked: "What do you think about the stupid roe deer, it is estimated that Tuna Tian is also a zombie king like Blood Ji, but I don't know who has a higher level!"
"I don't know what to do, they are all generals under the emperor Lao'er, doing private work behind the back of the main ......"
Zhao Guanren opened his arms and said: "The human beings with tasks are far more than me and the stupid roe deer, otherwise their success rate is too low, and the ability of human beings is limited, I think the biggest possibility should be for us to steal something, otherwise we won't be so obscene!"
"There's one thing I don't understand......"
Zhang Xinyue squatted down and raised her head and said: "Since they don't even dare to protect us, how can we ensure that we can be in place in time when the action comes, even if they find hundreds of survivors, they will still die if they are unlucky, and I think the energy of the stupid roe deer is also limited!"
"I guess they won't take the risk until they act......
Zhao Guanren stretched out his hand and pressed her head, Zhang Xinyue immediately got up and smashed the bath towel on him, and said angrily: "Don't stink! I just made an appointment with someone and came to tease me again, I really don't have a temper when Miss Ben has no temper, you can wipe it slowly here, disgusting!"
After Zhang Xinyue finished speaking, she opened the door and ran, Zhao Guanren was not in the mood to pester her, so she quickly dried her body and changed into sportswear, but she didn't expect that even the sneakers were quite suitable, it seems that Zhou Miao kept his size in mind.
"Hehe~ The little girls are quite kind......"
Zhao Guanren smiled and walked to the window, behind the building is a large campus lawn, the green belt is relatively low, and the bookstore is even more fired, not only the vision is wide but also very bright, you can completely see the situation in the rear.
"Xiao Zhao, have you changed your clothes......"
Qu Fairy walked in with Li Yunteng, and said with a set of work: "You go outside and ask about the situation in the tunnel, the people in the cake shop must know more than us, here I and Yunteng are staring at, and the stupid roe deer will kill him if he dares to come!"
"You're so stupid and stupid......"
Zhao Guanren pointed out the window and said: "This place is a flat river, he will never come from this direction, I estimate that he will go around from the road, and it is likely that he will get a spear to defend himself, you just find a few students to stare at the front and back, the main battlefield is still outside!"
Li Yunteng was puzzled: "Godfather, the tunnel is not far away, why don't we go directly?"
"Stupid, of course he exploded his equipment, you two will come with me later......"
Zhao Guanren walked out with a smile, in fact, he not only wanted to explode the equipment of the stupid roe deer, but also wanted to know what task he was performing, whether he was kept in the dark like himself.
"Brother Ren, there's a lighthouse giant coming soon, I estimate that it will take more than an hour at most......"
Zhou Miao leaned against the glass wall and beckoned, Zhao Guanren walked over to take a look, and sure enough, he saw a lighthouse giant walking towards this side, but at the same time, he also saw the entrance of the tunnel, about two or three hundred meters away from the bakery, and the construction fence blocking the entrance had already been knocked away.
Zhang Xinyue came over and said, "Even if a car forcibly rushes into the tunnel, it is estimated that there will not be too many, but once you encounter something else, it will be difficult to avoid it in the tunnel!"
"It's up to people to make things happen, and it's up to heaven to make things happen!" I took off my pants to know if there was a ...... to sweep pornography."
Zhao Guanren turned around nonchalantly, picked up a piece of cake and said to the pot-bellied woman: "You, let's continue to live here, wait for us to find rescue and tell people that you are here, otherwise once you have a fetal gas on the road, no one will be able to save you if you are born on the spot!"
The pot-bellied woman immediately begged: "I don't dare to stay here alone, you can stay two with me, please!"
Everyone turned their heads away and didn't speak, including the two clerks who had been with him before, all of whom wanted to go out with them to find the rescue force.
"Girl, stay or die......"
Chen Glasses suddenly said: "The school is full of hanged ghosts, but I am willing to protect you, even if you fall behind, I will protect you, anyway, I am already disappointed in this world, and if I can do something good before I die, it is worth dying!"
"Thank you, I thank you with my child......"
The big-bellied woman bowed to him with great emotion, Zhao Guanren nodded and didn't say anything, and only after eating the cake did he explain a few words, and then took Qu Fairy and Li Yunteng downstairs.
Zhao Guanren smoothed the fireworks for the birthday cake, went out and pried open the pharmacy next door, got a few pairs of 3M masks to put on, and then ran to the end of the fence wall to lie down, the weeds on the grass were knee-deep, just enough to cover their figures.
The three were each responsible for monitoring one direction, with the burning bookstore just a dozen meters behind them, and an intersection outside the fence, where scattered living corpses roamed the streets and overturned or crashed cars.
"What if he doesn't come......"
Li Yunteng looked at the situation on the campus, Zhao Guanren pulled out his pistol and loaded it, and said in a low voice: "If he doesn't come before the lighthouse giant arrives, then let's go directly into the tunnel, but that guy is not like a generous person, and the revenge of chopping his hands will definitely be avenged!"
After Zhao Guanren finished speaking, the three of them waited patiently, but after waiting for more than forty minutes, the lighthouse giants were about to come, but just when Zhao Guanren was about to give up, Li Yunteng was suddenly surprised: "Did you hear it, what sound?"
"Tractor !!"
Zhao Guanren and Qu Fairy all raised their heads in shock, and after just half a minute, they saw a red tractor coming quickly, and they saw a one-armed stupid roe deer from a distance, and the loud noise of the tractor caused a large number of living corpses to chase after the car frantically.
"Run!"
Zhao Guanren jumped up and rushed to the rear, he never expected that the tractor would still be able to drive, if he let him drive the tractor to the door, they would never think about leaving half a step away.