0489 Big and Small Qiao and Sun Shangxiang
"Tonight's breeze blows my heart, and how many dusty past feelings return to my heart......"
Zhao Guanren rarely sang seriously, he moved the table and chairs to sit outside the door of the Tianhe Palace, with wine and side dishes on the table, and in front of him was the Zhongyang Hall of the Shang Dynasty, at this time it was drizzling outside, and Emperor Shunyao was choosing a concubine in the study behind him.
"What kind of song are you humming, it's weird and good......"
Jin Wuming came from the side with golden light, beckoned the eunuch to bring a Maza, sat down at the table and began to eat and drink, not polite to him at all, and his rough eating appearance did not have the bearing of a great commander.
Zhao Guanren said casually: "Where don't you meet in life! Don't you have to sleep, you will see you jumping around like a monkey!"
"My great master, I will be full of energy after sleeping for an hour or two every day......
Jin Wuming wiped his shiny mouth, picked up his cigarette and lit one, and said: "On weekdays, I don't patrol the night regularly, and I usually stand in the morning as the door god, and I have nothing to do to rectify the imperial guards and forbidden army, and then go back to the house to reunite with the family, it is rare to spend the night in the palace!"
"Guess what!"
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "You must have a lot of wives and concubines, if you have nothing to do, you can go back to the house to get a daughter-in-law, give birth to children, the children are all studying in the school run by the royal family, there are too many wives and children, your burden is a bit heavy, and the family is a daughter-in-law, and you can't take out fifty taels in your pocket!"
Jin Wuming was shocked and said, "How do you know?"
"Shame on you! Grand Commander ......"
Zhao Guanren took out a lighter from his sleeve and said disdainfully: "You smoke and take a clip, even my lighter is smooth, who doesn't know that you are poor, I will send a collector's edition when I go back, you can't take the pure gold, otherwise the emperor will think that I bought you!"
"Pure gold! I really didn't pay attention, I'm used to it, I ...... the emperor's lighter."
Jin Wuming sneered embarrassedly: "My inner man is my master's daughter, I spoiled her when I was a child, she said that men become bad when they are rich, and they only give me ten taels of silver every day, anyway, I never eat please, it is basically enough, but I have bought a lot of cigarettes recently, and my hand is a little tight!"
"Hehe~"
Zhao Guanren smiled narrowly: "You are collecting pictures in the cigarette box, the Water Margin military generals series or the Three Kingdoms God Generals series?"
"God General! is definitely the God General of the Three Kingdoms, and we can't look down on those grass robbers in the Water Margin......"
Jin Wuming took out a stack of colorful pictures from his sleeve, and said excitedly: "One hundred and eight gods of the Three Kingdoms, I only have Hei Lu Bu and Shen Guan Yu, I dare to say that no one in the entire capital has as much as I have collected, King Chun wants to exchange Xiao Qiao with me for a naked sable cicada a few days ago, is he stupid for me, the naked sable cicada has been copied to five hundred and twenty one!"
"Awesome!"
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Naked sable cicadas are rare, there are a total of 300 cigarette factories out, but naked Xiaoqiao is also quite rare, and there are not many of 1,000 in the country, and I have it in this cigarette box!"
"Really, why didn't you say it earlier, I haven't seen Naked Little Joe yet......"
Jin Wuming hurriedly tore open his cigarette case, and really took out a picture of Xiao Qiao coming out of the bath, his eyes instantly widened to the maximum, and he suddenly jumped up and exclaimed: "Won the lottery! This is the winning card, the second prize, five hundred taels of silver!"
"What are you arguing about, what's going on......"
Emperor Shunyao suddenly pulled open the door of the palace, and ran out with a cloak, Jin Wuming hurriedly knelt down and said embarrassedly: "Your Majesty!
"Little Joe is also naked......?
Emperor Shunyao took the picture and looked at it, pointed at Zhao Guanren and said: "Are you stupid, the tobacco shop was opened by his partial house, he didn't have any pictures you want, go back and ask him to send you two sets, and then get you two sets of what kind of commemorative box, so that you don't have to hold the cigarette box there all day long!"
"Godfather, what you said is not right...... Zhao Guanren got up and said with a smile: "Is the Great Commander dismantling the picture, isn't it! He dismantled a dream, just like he personally cut off the head of the enemy chieftain, and I gave him the head, this feeling can be the same, the Grand Commander has a dream of being a god general, you can't let his dream be shattered!"
"That's a good point! If you kill someone, you have to cut it with your own hands, and if you dismantle a cigarette, you have to ......dismantle it with your own hands."
Jin Wuming said excitedly: "There is a special pleasure when you open the cigarette box, because you never know what will be uncovered, especially when it comes to the hidden card, for example, when I unveiled the naked sable cicada, I was excited and didn't sleep all night, and the next day my house was full of people, begging me to show them!"
"Being a monarch is different from being a general, I only need the result, regardless of the ...... process"
Emperor Shunyao said proudly: "Godson, you will send someone to send me two sets into the palace tomorrow, and I will also want the golden gift box, by the way! Bian Ji Yanfang really sent Hei Lu Bu and Shen Guan Yu, why didn't one appear, I always think you are cheating money!"
"How can you cheat money, people who cheat money don't report to the official......"
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "But these two ultimate characters, only eight have been printed so far, and they will be released at the beginning of next month, I don't know which cigarette they will be stuffed into, anyway, four of them will definitely enter Beijing, and there will be a commemorative version of red plum smoke at the end of the year, ten sets of ultimate characters, and one thousand sets of hidden characters!"
"Fuck you, you're treacherous......"
Jin Wuming scolded angrily: "I cheekily asked the emperor to borrow money, and I used it all to buy cigarettes, and I couldn't open the last two sheets, and you actually held them in my hands, if I couldn't leave the capital, I would definitely kill your tobacco shop to scold my mother, I don't care! You have to give me two!"
"Huh, don't you want the dream of the gods......
Emperor Shunyao looked at him funny, and Jin Wuming smiled bitterly: "It costs too much money to buy cigarettes, my family chases me every day and scolds, and a total of four ultimate characters enter Beijing, unless Weichen is unlucky, it is tantamount to a fool's dream!"
"Look at the poor one, I will reward you with 5,000 taels to buy cigarettes, don't tell your wife......"
Emperor Shunyao waved his hand with a smile, and Gonggong Tian ran over with a smile, but just as he wanted to close the door of the main hall, Jin Wuming shouted hesitantly: "Your Majesty......! Naked Little Joe, have you finished rewarding, can you return it to the minister after rewarding?"
"Which of your eyes has seen that I have finished rewarding, come to the imperial study tomorrow morning to get ......"
Emperor Shunyao took the picture and walked under the lamp to take a closer look, and walked into the temporary bedroom with deep eyes, and Gonggong Tian left a crack in the door and said with a smile: "Great Commander! You really don't open any pot and mention which pot, the emperor is about to carry a gun and get on the horse, and you can't keep it to help the fun!"
"Blame me! I can't hold my breath and drink ......"
Jin Wuming sighed and sat back, but as soon as he had a drink with Zhao Guanren, he asked: "Lord Jun, do the beauties of the Three Kingdoms have a hidden version without clothes, I especially like the heroic Sun Shangxiang, ...... Can you get two for the lower officials?"
"Of course it's all there.,The beauties of the Three Kingdoms will come out with a hidden series.,I have a magnified and strengthened version.,Cave room screaming version.,There's also a horseback riding naked version.,Royal special version.,Outsiders can't get it......"
Zhao Guanren raised his eyebrows at him with a smile, Jin Wuming's face turned red with excitement, he picked up the wine jug and took a sip, and whispered: "I want them all, the small ones are not enjoyable, I want the big ones, I will exchange them with you with a heaven-level sword!"
"Our gentleman's friend, it hurts my feelings to say that I will change it, and it is ...... to take it for fun."
Zhao Guanren took out two packs of cigarettes and threw them to him, and said with a smile: "My cigarettes are all taken by my wife from the tobacco shop, and the winning rate is relatively high, try your luck, by the way! How much is the difference between the top ten grandmasters, such as the gap between you and Chiba Xuan!"
"I'll tell you the truth, in fact, there are only five great grandmasters......"
Jin Wuming said seriously: "The realm of the five great grandmasters is extraordinary, far from being comparable to the bottom five of the heavenly list, although I am ranked sixth on the heavenly list, but I have no problem with Chiba Xuan beating ten, but many people don't understand, thinking that they are all great grandmasters who have entered the heavenly list, but in fact, the last five are all made up!"
"Oh?"
Zhao Guanren was surprised: "Chiba Xuan is third, so who are the first and second?"
"The first grandmaster is my Dashun's Guoci Zhenren, but Master Guoci likes to travel all over the world, no one knows where he is, and I haven't heard of him for many years......"
Jin Wuming said: "The second place in the heavenly list is the national teacher of Ji Kingdom...... The fourth is the female commander of the Kyrgyzstan Kingdom...... Hongluan, the Hongluan knife of the Qi Refining Pavilion is her saber, after she was defeated by Guoci Zhenren, the master said that her sword was too heavy, so he scrapped the Hongluan knife and gave it to Commander Duan!"
"Commander Duan, the ...... of the Jing Governor's Guard"
Zhao Guanren looked at him in shock, Jin Wuming nodded and said: "Commander Duan has a chance with Master Guoci, he can be counted as half of his disciple, otherwise there is such a big mistake in the guard, how can he have nothing to do, Commander Duan is also deeply trusted by the emperor!"
"Tsk~"
Zhao Guanren handed him a cigarette and said disdainfully: "Sure enough, everyone in the palace has a background, and there is no grace for no reason, the fifth great master should be in the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, right?"
"Yes!"
Jin Wuming said hatefully: "The fifth was originally my master, but my master was defeated by Hongluan, and after being seriously injured, he drove the crane west, and the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom only produced a great grandmaster ten years ago, the Shadow Leader...... You slaughtered one of his disciples!"
"Me?"
Zhao Guanren was surprised: "Could it be that the time in Lantai County, the man in black hiding behind the wall didn't make it, and I would have killed that unlucky guy!"
"Haha~ I came to report to the dark pile in Thailand, and Nanli Tianzheng presided over the funeral of his disciple......"
Jin Wuming lit a cigarette and said with a smile: "The unlucky guy is Nan Litian's disciple, a genius master from Yipin, Nan Litian has high hopes for him, but he let you be stabbed to death through the wall without showing your face, what kind of exercises are you practicing, it is so sharp!"
"I ......"
As soon as Zhao Guanren wanted to speak, he was held by a hand, only to feel a strong Xuan Qi, which rushed towards the dantian from his palm, and his dantian immediately "crackled" with a bang, and there was actually a flash of electric light that defeated the Xuan Qi.
"You ......"
Jin Wuming spread his hand like an electric shock, and said in disbelief: "Thunderbolt and lightning want your life, how can you practice that kind of exercise, I don't know if you will go crazy when you practice to the fourth layer?"
"I didn't understand it when I was a child, so I let the adulterer deceive ......"
Zhao Guanren pretended to be helpless and said: "People lied to me that this is a supreme immortal skill, and later I learned that it was a forbidden book for pit people, but since I practiced it, I can't change it, and my cultivation has always stayed at the third layer, and I am a waste in my life!"
"Alas~ In fact, that book is the originator of the mountain, opening up a road to heaven for future generations......"
Jin Wuming sighed and said: "There is the first edition of that book in the palace, my master has carefully studied it many times, and found that since the fourth chapter, the style of writing has suddenly changed greatly, so we have always suspected that someone deliberately tampered with that strange book and deliberately harmed the latecomers!"
"Who would do that?"
Zhao Guanren hurriedly stared at him, Jin Wuming shook his head and said: "I don't know, it's been almost two hundred years, and those in the know have long been turned into loess, but you are not a waste, the first three ......."
"Wait! Someone in the hall ......"
Zhao Guanren stared at the hall in front of him, Jin Wuming shot over like a cannonball, and Gonggong Tian also opened the door and showed his head in horror, and said in a trembling voice: "Lord Jun!
"Here it is!" a concubine ......."
Zhao Guanren frowned and said: "But she disappeared when she entered the side hall, wearing a golden phoenix court dress, I always felt as if I had seen her somewhere, but she was obviously not a living person, it was really strange!"
"Could it be that the queen has collapsed and died, and only the queen can wear the golden phoenix court clothes......"