Chapter 761: Chopping Firewood

"Hahaha......" Li Mengyi laughed and said, "The performance is really good, this part is especially exciting!"

"The point is that the eyes are still dodging!" Liu Zixia walked over with a plate of cut watermelons, followed Lou Yixiao's appearance just now, and said, "Am I dying?"

"Hahaha...... My clumsy acting skills were seen through by Sister Mengyi and Mr. Liu!" Lou Yixiao simply stopped hiding it, because it was useless to cover up, it was all exposed.

"Come, eat watermelon, this is grown by ourselves in our field, it is very sweet, it is really ......"

Liu Zixia distributed the watermelon to everyone, and when it was handed to Yueyue, a strange voice sounded.

Gollum!

"Uh......" Liu Zixia's voice stopped abruptly as if it was stuck.

Everyone started looking around, trying to find out where the voice was coming from.

Gollum!

Suddenly, as if in response to the crowd, the voice rang out again.

This time I heard it clearly, hey, the feelings came out of Yueyue's belly.

Hearing this voice, the netizens in front of the two clients couldn't help but collectively post a barrage:

"I listen to this voice, it seems to be Yueyue's stomach screaming, right?"

"It turns out that you are such Liu Zixia, and you are starving Yueyue!"

"Yueyue is so cute, you don't even give Yueyue food to eat......"

Netizens are overflowing with sympathy, not only complaining about Liu Zixia and them starving Yueyue, but also really feeling sorry for her.

The little guy is so small, it's the time to grow his body, how can he starve her?

The mushroom house, several pairs of eyes in unison projected towards Yueyue.

Being stared at by so many people, Yueyue hid behind Li Mengyi a little shyly, a little embarrassed.

"Oh yo, what's the sound? This is?" Liu Zixia winked at his daughter and said.

Yueyue was embarrassed to hide her whole body behind Li Mengyi and stopped talking.

Li Mengyi smiled softly and said, "Yueyue, are you hungry?"

"Hmm!" Yueyue nodded, and then said in a sullen voice, "Dad, don't you all eat lunch at noon?"

"That, we didn't seem to have eaten at noon last week?" Wu Lei's strength deduced what is called a divine mending knife.

"Mengyi, didn't you eat something when you came?" asked Liu Zixia.

Li Mengyi shook his head and said, "It's in the morning, let's eat something together." ”

"Oh, you can't starve our moon-old baby!" Huang Sanshi hurriedly walked to the table outside the house with a kitchen knife.

There is a cutting board on this table, and you can see what it is for.

"Hey, what would you like to eat?"

Huang Sanshi turned his head and glanced at Li Mengyi and them, and said, "Otherwise, let's make do at noon, eat simply, and wait until evening, let's have a big meal!"

"Okay!" Li Mengyi nodded and said, "Yueyue, can you hold on a little longer?"

"It can be!" Yueyue touched her little belly and said, "But...... I'm so hungry!"

"Mr. Liu, do you have anything you can eat right away?" Looking at Yueyue's embarrassed little expression, Lou Yixiao also expressed her distress.

Liu Zixia thought about it for a while and found that except for the vegetables and watermelons in the vegetable field, there really seemed to be nothing that could be eaten directly.

"I still have chocolate here!" Wen Yongshan silently took out two bags of Dove from her pocket, handed them to Yueyue and said, "Yueyue, eat two chocolates first, right?"

Looking at the chocolate handed to her, although she was eager for it, Yueyue still raised her head to look at Li Mengyi, asking for her mother's opinion.

"Auntie gave it to you, you can take it!" Li Mengyi touched Yueyue's little head and said, "Remember to thank Auntie!"

"Hmm!" Yueyue happily took the chocolate and said, "Thank you, Auntie!"

Wen Yongshan smiled gently and said, "Good, eat!"

"Yongshan, thank you!" Liu Zixia, who is a father, expressed his gratitude to Wen Yongshan.

"Teacher Huang, what are we going to eat?" Wu Lei saw that a few people were chatting very well, and he had nothing to do, so he ran to Huang Sanshi's side and asked.

"Let's just cook some noodles!" Huang Sanshi responded, and then roared to the back: "Let's cook some noodles and eat them, how about it?"

"This is good!" Lou Yixiao immediately came to her senses when she heard about eating, rushed over in three steps and two steps, and said, "Teacher Huang, where is the lobster? I'll deal with the lobster!"

"You, forget it!" Huang Sanshi glanced at Lou Yixiao and said, "I went to see it just now, the fire of those two stoves is a little insufficient, you can't come in vain, go chop some firewood, okay?"

The firewood used for cooking and burning the fire last week in the mushroom house was picked up by a few people from the mountains.

When they came to the mushroom house, they found some firewood about 50 centimeters high and 10 centimeters thick piled up in the yard.

You don't have to think about it to know that these things should be prepared by the program team.

However, if you want to burn a fire, it is obviously impossible to burn such a rough firewood directly, and it can only be burned by splitting it first.

"I won't chop wood!" Lou Yixiao became vigilant and subconsciously moved two steps back.

Syllable!

Huang Sanshi just chopped the kitchen knife on the cutting board, so that the knife was erected, and then without waiting for Lou Yixiao to react, he grabbed her arm and said, "It's okay if you can't chop wood, you learn!"

"No, don't you have to enjoy it when you come?" Lou Yixiao began to struggle and said, "No, absolutely not, I can't work as soon as I come!"

"Ah, don't you want to do it?" Huang Sanshi's eyes widened, and he said, "If you don't want to do it, you have to do it, go quickly!"

Lou Yixiao said very insistently: "This is different from my original intention!"

"What is your junior high school?" Liu Zixia walked over and said with a smile: "You are already in high school now, just go and split!"

"My intention was to enjoy it. Lou Yixiao was still making the last struggle, she said: "I can't chop wood, this show is "Longing for Life", and the life I yearn for is enjoyment!"

"You're wrong, "Longing for Life" is enjoyed by a few of us, and you need to suffer!"

Liu Zixia said a word of truth, like a sharp knife, piercing Lou Yixiao's heart.

"Hey, it's fun, I'll tell you. Liu Zixia continued to flicker: "It's not that you want to work, you just go and play, and you will soon like chopping wood!"

Burst!

The netizens in front of the client are about to laugh crazy, is this really the Liu Zixia they know?

"No, I'm about to laugh to death, if you can say that chopping wood is playing, I guess Zixia can say that. ”

"Who likes chopping wood if they have nothing to do?

"That explanation is also God's explanation, what is called "Longing for Life" is their enjoyment, so are the guests of each issue here to work and serve them......

Hearing these two sentences explained by Liu Zixia to Lou Yixiao, netizens laughed so much that their stomachs hurt.

Can it be done?

Last week's scoundrel Liu Zixia was already quite interesting, but now with the ability to reverse black and white and forcibly explain, netizens simply fell through their eyes and shouted admiration!

......

In the end, Lou Yixiao was fooled to the place where firewood was stacked in the yard.

Wu Lei followed behind her ass and walked over together.

He hadn't chopped wood before, so he needed to take a look.

"Xiao Lei, Yixiao, do you know how to chop firewood?" Li Mengyi also walked over and asked the two with a smile.

"No!" both shook their heads in unison.

Li Mengyi said with a smile: "Seeing that the wooden stake that is wider and more than 30 centimeters is not there, put the firewood up on the stake, and then use an axe to chop down the firewood, it's okay!"

Speaking of this, she added: "Remember, you must grasp the handle of the axe with both hands, stand firm, and then use your waist to exert force to drive the strength of your wrist, otherwise it is easy to stretch your waist." ”

Li Mengyi once acted in a movie, there was a scene of chopping wood.

At that time, a farmer uncle taught Li Meng a whole half an hour on how to exert force so as not to hurt herself, but just like that, she almost stretched her waist.

"It's so complicated, huh?" Lou Yixiao's face showed a little sad expression.

This is not for the variety show effect, but she really has a bit of a headache when she listens to it.

If you want her to eat, if you want her to do something technical, you have to practice at least ten or eight times.

"I'll try it first!" Listening to Li Mengyi's words, Wu Lei was a little moved.

There is no way, you can't let a beautiful woman do this kind of rough work, even though this beauty is many years older than him.

"Then pay attention!" Li Meng nodded, indicating that he would guide on the side.

Seeing the movement in the corner of the courtyard, except for Huang Sanshi, who was making noodles, Wen Yongshan, Liu Zixia and Yueyue all came over.

It was like watching a street performance, forming a circle, waiting for Wu Lei's performance.

The netizens who stayed in front of the client actually expressed their curiosity, and it was rare to see a big star doing the work of chopping wood, so of course they had to watch strongly.

Surrounded by so many people, to be honest, this young man Wu Lei is really a little shy.

However, after so many years in the entertainment industry, Wu Lei quickly adjusted his emotions back.

Taking a deep breath, Wu Lei picked out a piece of firewood from the pile of wood, then put it up and rested it on the low wooden stake.

Picking up the heavy long-handled axe from the side, Wu Lei picked up the axe and aimed it at the wood, then suddenly lifted the axe and slashed it down.

Click!

The axe was crooked, the blade of the axe grazed the edge of the firewood and chopped it off, and then it split directly on the stake below, and even the firewood flew out three or four meters away, almost hitting Liu Zixia who was standing on the side.

"Hey, I'll go!"

When the wood flew towards Liu Zixia, Liu Zixia was very clever and dodged to the side.

If he hadn't stretched out his hand, he would have been injured if he had hit it this time.