☆、0696_Cooperation

I picked up a few unpopular things to find and asked the mortal employees, "Is there anyone willing to work with me on these tasks?" We are paid fifty or five cents, and I can guarantee that I will spend no more than ten minutes locating things except for the time spent on the road. ”

Everyone in the staff area raised their hands.

Me: "...... Brother Yang, put your hand down. ”

Senior Brother Yang at the peak of foundation building: "I'm not human?"

The mortal employee next to him had the courage to complain: "The immortals are beyond the scope of human beings. ”

Senior Brother Yang: "Hey, you even dare to complain to me, so bold." ”

"Okay, you," Senior Sister Xia, who was also at the peak of foundation building, pulled Senior Brother Yang out, "What are you blindly involved in the tasks of human beings?"

Senior Brother Yang: "Partnering with Pei Meiren, why can't I participate? Pei Meiren is also a monk, he can do mortal tasks, why can't I?"

Senior Sister Xia: "Are you funny? The second prince really needs to find a partner to do this kind of task? He obviously provides a means of finding and then asks mortals to help run errands, do you want to run errands?"

Brother Yang: "You can also ......"

Senior Sister Xia: "Running errands alone, Pei Meiren will definitely not walk out of the office." ”

Senior Brother Yang: "Forget it. ”

Seeing the two of them walk out, I said to the mortals: "Just like Senior Sister Xia said, my so-called cooperation is that I provide a means to find it, and then I need someone to run errands for me, not with me, I won't go out of the office." "This kind of mission for monks to come forward only encourages unhealthy tendencies, so I should avoid them, and I don't want to go out to meet people.

Me: "So, now I'm going to ask again, who wants to work with me on these missions?"

Everyone raised their hands again.

Me: "......"

Senior Brother Yang probed in: "Second son, you can't be so voluntary, just order someone." ”

Everyone agreed with the point-and-go plan.

All right. I put the furball on the ground, and it looked up at me, then looked straight ahead, jumped up, tapped on a table, landed on a table by the window behind me, turned its head to look at me, and flicked its tail.

Me: "That's Mr. Wu Heng? "You raised your hand twice just now, so I'll ask you again if you're willing without hypocrisy.

☆、0697_Assistant

The furball jumped back into my arms, and Mr. Wu Heng walked up to me with a little nervousness. This is a weak scholar-type gentleman, and at first glance, he feels that he is powerless, and he is a pure brain player.

Uncle Xiao's appearance is also a scholar, but even if Uncle Xiao doesn't make a move, no one will think that Uncle Xiao is a good stubble. Similar body types and different aura will give people a completely different feeling.

In general, Mr. Wu Heng is not the type I like, the problem is not in appearance but in temperament, I don't know what hairball likes about him, but, indeed, none of the mortal employees here are the type I like. is not calm and calm enough, and I can't see whether I am gentle or not, whether I am resolute or not...... Ahem, I'm just picking a temporary partner, not a love partner.

...... However, temporary partners can still be more aesthetically pleasing to the eye.

I asked Wu Heng: "If something falls in a relatively remote place, maybe you will need to do some physical work, running around and climbing up and down, etc., you ...... Can you run a kilometer in a few minutes? Can you climb trees?"

Wu Heng: "I, I can pass a thousand meters, tree ...... Can be climbed. ”

Sounds reluctant...... Forget it, it's not a big problem, he's mainly just used to communicate with people.

I passed on the detailed description of the task to him, and then pointed to the hairball and said to Wu Heng: "You can follow it if you find something, it is called hairball, it can understand human speech, although you can't understand its language, but it will find a way to make you understand, please communicate with it on an equal footing." ”

I thought about it for a while, and put the small text input device on the hairball's neck, so that it could communicate with Wu Heng with some simple words - the hairball can now type text, but it is still more difficult to form sentences - but:

"Outside, cats don't type very well, try not to use it. ”

"I understand. Wu Heng nodded in awe, and hesitantly stretched out his hand to the hairball, as if he wanted to be the hairball's humanoid car, but he didn't dare.

The hairball won't let others hold it, so it jumped to the ground and walked out.

Me: "Follow it, you're its assistant for the time being." I'll keep an eye on you guys, and if you have any questions, you can contact the office and I'll answer them. ”

"Oh...... Okay, I, got it. Wu Heng didn't seem to come back to his senses, stammered after speaking, and hurriedly followed the hairball.

I went back to the office and started tracking and watching the furball take the assistant to complete the task.

☆、0698_Looking for a cat

Wu Heng got on a two-wheeled electric scooter and jumped into the basket in front of him. Wu Heng discussed with Maoqiu: "Then, let's go find the cat first, shall we?"

Furball nodded. Wu Heng's face was overjoyed, probably because he felt that it was not difficult to communicate like this.

"Maoqiu's selection of people is good," Senior Brother Yang also came to watch with me, "Wu Heng is a very careful person, the last time a few middle school students ran away from home, all kinds of suspicions, and played to find their parents and teachers, Wu Heng took over and found out all the people in half a day, and even their sacrifice dragged the seeker and the others scattered and fled The last struggle did not work. ”

Senior Sister Xia also came over: "A few little cubs have a grudge against Wu Heng because of this, and they have troubled him several times. Forget about fighting wits, anyway, the combined wisdom of those few is like a joke in Wu Heng's eyes, the gap between nine puzzles and more than a thousand puzzles. However, after a few failures, the cubs resorted to force. ”

Me: "Wu Heng was beaten?"

Senior Brother Yang: "How can it, there are so many preludes, we have already taken precautions." It's not easy for us to make a small fight, but they are all ready to break Wu Heng, and of course we are ready to break all of them first. But before we could make a move, the plans of those cubs were discovered by their parents, and then the anger of running away from home before had not disappeared, and a new account was added, and these few were sent to participate in some physical training camp, and they haven't come back for almost three months, and I heard that they were transferred to a school and were going to be transferred to a school under militarized management. ”

Me: "...... Wu Heng among them?"

Brother Yang: "Who knows. For mortal type tasks, we only guarantee the safety of the lives of our employees, and the follow-up of the client is their own business. ”

While talking, Wu Heng and Maoqiu had already arrived at the door of the person entrusted with the search for the cat.

This task is not the closest to the location of the office among the several tasks in Wu Heng's hands, but it is the closest to here in the task of finding cats, maybe Wu Heng thinks that the same cat, the hairball will be relatively easy to find.

This family has a cat is the little daughter, the loss of the cat is anxious is also the little daughter, in the office online system to place an order is still the little daughter, but the adults in the family are lukewarm to the cat, lost only said to buy another one, for the little daughter to carry them on their back to spend on the price of not knowing how many cats to entrust to find the cat is very dissatisfied.

The entrustment received by the office of Yunxiazong, if the office does not refuse or automatically refuses after overtime, then only the client himself has the right to revoke, and the little daughter will not revoke even if she is scolded and bitten to death, anyway, her entrustment fee is the pocket money she saved plus the support of a few friends, and it has all been transferred to the office account, and the adults in the family dare not ask Yunxiazong for a refund, so they can only pinch their noses and admit it, but make it clear:

"If the cost is not enough to add money in the future, you look for her, we can't control it, if she doesn't have enough money, please just let the task be invalidated." ”

☆、0699_contact

One thing that needs to be noted is that I didn't take this task of finding a cat, it was Wu Heng himself, and he took it as soon as he hung up the task list today. Of course, even if he doesn't pick it up, I'll pick it up the day after tomorrow at the latest. The little girl's cherished heart for pets needs to be well protected, and the point is that I love cats.

After Wu Heng knocked on the door, it was the adult who came to open the door, and when he heard Wu Heng's intention, the adult's face immediately turned cold - although the office belonged to the Yunxia Sect, the staff that the client came into contact with on a daily basis were all mortals like them, except for those who really wanted to ask the monk for help, although others did not dare to offend the staff of the office too much, they did not dare to offend them completely. At least put on a face, say a few angry words, and so on, everyone knows that a monk can't deal with mortals for that point.

As for those who dare to attack the staff of the office and try to injure and maim them, it can only be said that the bear children are ignorant and fearless. However, they were ignorant and fearless, and their parents still knew that they were afraid, and immediately cleaned them up.

The youngest daughter also walked to the door when she heard the knock, because Wu Heng had already contacted her before she came. Her parents glared at their little daughter at this time: "What you cause, you can do it yourself." After speaking, he gave up the position at the door to his little daughter, but the parents didn't go far, just stood behind their daughter and looked at Wu Heng.

- Maybe I want to find some mistakes and omissions, and when the matter is over, I can educate my daughter: the monk's office is nothing special, and children are just messing around with money.

Wu Heng looked at the furball, the furball slapped his nose with his paws, Wu Heng reacted for two seconds, and said to his little daughter: "I'll borrow a few of the lost cat's items, and ask it to be the most commonly used." ”

"I'm ready," said the little girl, dragging out the cat bed, cat food bowl, and cat teasing stick from the corner of the wall......

Furball stepped forward and sniffed, then jumped back into the basket, one paw on the edge of the basket.

Wu Heng smiled at his youngest daughter: "Let's go find it together?"

The youngest daughter: "Okay. ”

"Wait," the parent said, "what if it's a liar?

The youngest daughter opened the webpage: "The information of the employees of the Feicheng Branch of the Yunxia Sect in the Mortal Realm Office, look at the photo, this person's name is Wu Heng." I've confirmed the information since he took the task. I'm not as stupid as you think. ”

Parent: "You think you know everything, how good are the liars nowadays......"

"Actually," Wu Heng interjected a little softly, "Parents can also go together, or call more people......

Parent: "......"

The youngest daughter: "Ha, look, what a simple thing......"

Senior Brother Yang commented: "This little girl is a little underbeaten, just looking at the mission introduction, I thought she was a pitiful little who was oppressed at home." ”

It wasn't that the poor little girl showed a mocking face to her parents, and the parents didn't react in the slightest, or glared at her again. It can be seen that her parents' resistance to her cat-finding commission is not only a problem of the commission itself, but also the fact that she often screws with her parents when she enters the rebellious period.

The girls in the second middle school are not easy to raise.