Chapter 88: This Man Is Dangerous
As soon as Li Eryi returned to the office, he called Jian Huizhen in.
"Sir Li, wouldn't this be too simple? The news newspaper reports it is exaggerated!" Jian Hui said with a bitter face.
Li Er nodded: "Simple is a little simpler, but that's the way it is, you work hard to polish it, make the content a little richer, I'm not in a hurry now, I'll give it to me next week." ”
It's easy to be lazy, it's hard to be diligent.
Since Jian Huizhen was transferred to the CID department, Li Er has not written a report by himself for a long time, it's not that he can't write, and it's not that he will be worse than Jian Huizhen when he writes reports with his heart, it's just that it's too easy and too cool to be lazy, and of course, Jian Huizhen's report is indeed more delicate.
"Let's go out and get busy!I'll invite you to tea at noon!" Li Er waved his hand and smiled.
Jian Huizhen: "......"
You've already said please everyone, it's really a multitask. Jian Hui really slandered.
After Li Er signed the documents that Jian Huizhen had sorted out, he walked out of the office.
Psychological Counselling Section.
'Knock knock!'
"Please come in!"
Li Er pushed the door in and closed the door with his hand.
This guy smiled when he saw that Li Xin'er was the only one in the room.
"Director Liu hasn't come back from a business trip yet?" asked Li Erxiao.
Li Xin'er glanced at Li Er: "You know she went on a business trip, you still come!"
"Director Liu is on a business trip, isn't her most proud student here, the same, the same, help me sign!" Li Er grinned.
This guy was definitely specially picked for this time.
"I'm not a government employee and am not qualified to sign. Li Xin'er spread her hands and smiled.
Li Er was stunned: "Aren't you, then didn't you eat my breakfast for nothing?"
Li Xin'er smiled happily: "That's because you didn't ask clearly, what's the matter with me?"
"No, right, Eagle came here only the day before yesterday, and Director Liu is also on a business trip, isn't it the psychological counseling you helped him do?" Li Er looked at Li Xin'er suspiciously.
Li Xin'er looked at Li Er's scrutinizing eyes with a smile, how could an excellent psychological mentor let others see through her inner thoughts.
The Li Er in front of him is definitely the most diligent policeman who came to the psychological counseling department.
'Houshi Lane Wooden House Case', 'Jinsha Jewelry Exhibition Robbery Case', 'Jinji Mansion Murder Case', Li Xin'er has only been an intern with his mentor for half a year, and he has already experienced Li Er's three shooting cases, and he killed criminals every time he shot, is this guy born as a killing god?
Li Er came this time because of the 'shootout at Sha Tsui Pier', when Li Er shot and killed a gunman under Tan Cheng in order to save the Ma Army.
"Sir Li, it's really hard for me to do you like this!" Li Xin'er picked up the newspaper on the table and said with a smile.
This is today's latest news, 'Xiangshan Villa Shootout in Wan Chai District', Li Er's team, the number of criminals killed and injured is as high as 26 people, although Li Er's official detailed report has not yet come out, but the newspaper has reported that Li Er killed three bandit leaders, Li Xin'er guessed that there must be more than three.
Li Er: "It's hard to do it, and you still laugh?"
Li Xin'er: "If I don't laugh, will it look good if I cry?"
Li Er said seriously: "You can try." ”
Li Xin'er: "......"
Li Er found a chair and sat down.
"Sir Li, are you addicted to murder?" asked Li Xin'er suspiciously.
"Of course not!" Li Er said affirmatively: "The police catch thieves, it's all like this." ”
"No, you're the one who kills the most. Li Xin'er pointed to the recliner beside her: "You sit on this chair." ”
Li Er shook his head decisively: "The chair in your psychological counseling department is weird, I want to sleep every time I sit on it." ”
"That's right, I just want you to relax, otherwise how can I give you psychological counseling. Although Li Xin'er said that she didn't want to help Li Er, she still took out a notepad.
Li Er smiled, of course he checked when Director Liu was away, and Li Xin'er could also sign on her behalf.
"Alright! Let's start!" Li Er walked to the recliner beside Li Xin'er and sat down.
"Sir Li, let me remind you first, everyone is created equal, even if it is a criminal who has committed the most heinous crimes, he has the right to live, and if you continue to do things according to your own principles of good and evil, you will lose yourself sooner or later. Li Xin'er tried hard to say with a straight face.
"Understood!" Li Er nodded seriously.
Li Xin'er had a headache and glared at Li Er fiercely.
"Understand that you are still perfunctory to me?"
Li Er frowned: "Do I have it?"
Li Xin'er said with certainty: "You have!"
"Okay, do you think the victims who were killed by criminals have the right to live?" asked Li Er rhetorically.
Li Xin'er shook her head and wrote it on her notepad.
Li Er hurriedly raised his hand to hold Li Xin'er's right hand holding the pen.
"That was an exchange between friends just now, haven't you already started?
Li Xin'er shook her head proudly: "From the moment you entered the door, psychological counseling has begun, didn't you only know me on the first day!"
"Whatever you want! I've known for a long time that only villains and women are difficult to raise. Li Er smiled and lay down again.
"You just know!" Li Xin'er smiled indifferently.
Li Er also has a headache, and when he meets an opponent, Li Xin'er is the kind of woman who is difficult to be provoked.
"You're not a policeman, you don't understand the fear in our hearts, do you think we don't be afraid when criminals are armed with guns? Or do you think that the government pays 1,800 a month, and we have to be fearless?"
Li Xin'er shook her head.
Li Er said sincerely: "I'm not afraid of you laughing at me, I'm scared of every action, hand-to-hand combat, I'm the one who shoots slowly and lies down, the police in our action department don't have the opportunity to come back for a psychological assessment every time, those colleagues who died in the line of duty, they didn't do anything wrong, the only thing they did wrong was to shoot half a beat slowly." ”
Li Xin'er's eyes flashed with a hint of sadness.
Li Er was overjoyed in his heart and kept the heaviness on his face: "Since all people are created equal, we policemen also have the right to live, sometimes we have to die if we don't shoot, if we can make the enemy surrender with our mouths, I also hope that we can stand a hundred kilometers away and shout to each other with a loudspeaker." ”
Li Xin'er nodded.
She is still too simple, or Li Er, the assassin hidden in the police team, is too cunning.
In order to pass the review of psychological counseling, Li Er specially bought psychological books to cope with the audit and studied hard.
"You just said that I came to the psychological counseling department the most times, that's because I performed the most tasks, you look through my previous records, you should be able to see that when I was a patrol policeman, I also carried a gun every day, but I didn't have a record of pulling out a gun, do you think I don't like to be like the big guy in the administrative department, blowing the air conditioner in the police station every day, locking the police gun in a drawer, taking it out and wiping it every now and then, and being a kind gun?" Li Er pretended to smile bitterly.
"I didn't pull out a gun when I caught hawkers and swept gambling stalls before, because I knew that they were different from those murderous bandits, they were just greedy and wanted to make some money, they didn't kill anyone, the police were a hundred meters away from them, and they scared them away. ”
"Then you mean that you shot in self-defense?" Li Xin'er frowned.
"Not exactly, but every time I shoot it is definitely because of the necessity of the operation. Li Er said seriously: "Otherwise, I will definitely not shoot easily." ”
"I hate shooting, especially writing a report after every shooting, I said don't be angry, don't think you're beautiful, I'll love to see you, in fact, every time I see you, I'm very annoyed. Li Er said embarrassedly.
Li Xin'er was as white as Li Er.
"Don't like you coming again?" Li Xin'er snorted coldly.
"You mean really, I can roll non-stop right now. Li Er stood up excitedly.
"You think beautifully, lie down!" Li Xin'er exclaimed.
Li Er lay down on the recliner in disappointment.
"I'm going to give you a hypnosis test right now, which can relieve your nervousness, don't resist. ”
Li Xin'er untied a silver-white necklace from her neck.
"Okay!" Li Er said with a smile, and at the same time his heart sank.
"Hey, your hands!" Li Xin'er pointed to Li Er's hands that were clenched into fists: "Relax, if you don't relax, I can't help you." ”
"It's okay, I'm weird, I clench my fists when I'm relaxed. Li Er said nonsense.
Li Xin'er wordlessly forcibly opened Li Er's palm, and then grasped Li's palm with her own hand.
"Look at the necklace in my hand, look at the pendant in the middle, ah! What do you look at me? You still look at my breast?" Li Xin'er screamed.
"Don't do it, I can explain, I didn't notice you untied the necklace just now, I thought you told me to show the necklace on your chest. Li Er hurriedly said, "But seriously, you have so small breasts." ”
Look at the necklace in my hand, there are several police officers who need to see psychological counseling today, and I don't have time. Li Xin'er said angrily.
Of course, Li Er couldn't let Li Xin'er hypnotize him, and when he looked at the necklace in Li Xin'er's hand, he had already called up the system, and then shrunk his consciousness into the system.
"Well, yes, relax, relax slowly, imagine that you are in your own home now, I am not your counselor, I am your best friend, and you are ...... too"
Li Xin'er: "......"
"Li Er, hey, hey, Li Er!" Li Xin'er had a headache, she heard Li Er's rhythmic snoring, and this guy fell asleep again.
Li Xin'er slowly broke Li Er's hand, held his hand, and walked towards the desk.
"Teacher, I was wrong, I want to change an intern object, this Li Er is too difficult, I can't cope with it!" Li Xin'er called her teacher and complained.
Director Liu replied with four words: "You want to be beautiful." ”
Director Liu also has a headache for Li Er, a guy who hates ghosts, Li Er's defense is too strong, every time Director Liu asks a word, Li Er has to wait half a second before answering, it is obvious that this guy has gone through every sentence in his mind and thought about it before he speaks.
Li Xin'er was about to hang up the phone.
"Wait!" said Director Liu.
Li Xin'er: "Teacher, is there anything else?"
Director Liu was silent for a long time before he spoke: "Xin'er, you have to be careful of Li Er, this person is very dangerous." ”
"Huh??" Li Xin'er turned her head to look at Li Er, who was sleeping sweetly on the chair, except for being a little slippery, Li Xin'er didn't think Li Er was irritable, but Ma Jun, who came to see psychological counseling in the morning, was a little more dangerous.
Li Xin'er carefully studied Li Er's resume, Li Er's behavior and discipline in the police force are very good, and he has even received a lot of letters of praise, how can this kind of person be in danger?
Li Xin'er didn't understand.
Li Er slept until lunchtime before waking up, and then saw Li Xin'er looking at him with a resentful expression.
Li Xin'er: "Li Er, did you do it on purpose?"
Li Er shook his head honestly: "How is this possible? I really fell asleep, you are a psychological counselor, you can't know about real sleep and fake sleep." ”
Li Xin'er nodded unlucky, she was sure that Li Er was really asleep, but she also had an intuition that Li Er must have something to hide from herself, but she didn't find out.
Li Xin'er was helpless, and in the end she could only sign Li Er's psychological counseling review form, and the case had dragged on for too long.