Chapter 163: Squidward and his gang are arrested
Han Yuanhong shouted: "You don't look like a murderer, why did you kick your accomplice into the river, you know that he can't swim, you are a murderer by doing this?
"Yes Yes Yes ······" Everyone was coaxing.
"Look at the accomplices you kicked into the river, now they are going to die, they are lying on the ground like dead! What else do you have to say? Tell me, guys, what are we going to do with these guys?" Han Yuanhong continued.
"Hit, kill them, they all have knives in their hands!" A man in the crowd picked up a stone on the ground and threw it at Squidward.
Before Brother Octopus could speak, he was hit on the head by a stone, which made him grin with his teeth and shouted: "Who smashed Lao Tzu, there is a kind of stand up and fight alone, see if Lao Tzu Octopus Brother doesn't kill you?"
Before he could complain, another stone was thrown on his head. With a "wave", Squidward suddenly had a big bag on his head. He touched the injured area, bared his teeth and shouted, "Do you know who I am? Even my octopus brother dares to beat me? Are you looking for death?"
The man smashed another stone on his face, which immediately swollen his face, and he took a breath of cold air and shouted, "Smash it again!"
The man jumped out, stood less than three meters away from Squidward, slapped his face, and said with a smile: "Yo, it's Squidward! Disrespectful!"
Brother Octopus shone a flashlight on this person, and he didn't know him, so he said, "What kind of respect do you have? Lao Tzu was almost disabled by you? How can this be counted? You say it yourself!"
The man smiled and walked over with one hand on his back, apparently hiding something behind it.
When he was about to get to Squidward's side, Squidward panicked and shouted repeatedly: "Stop, stop, stop, brother, let's have something to say! Okay? If you want money for money, can you not do it?"
"Hehe, I'm not a gentleman, I'm not short of money, I'm a barbecue restaurant and like to grill octopus······" The man was menacing and murderous. It seems that those who come are not good, and those who are good do not come.
There is someone behind Squidward, and he can't retreat if he wants to, it's even more impossible to move forward, this person is determined to embarrass him, so he has to face it head-on. Stepping forward, fiddling with the dagger in his hand, trying to scare the other party away, but the other party didn't take him seriously at all, and before Squidward could put on a posture, the other party hid behind the hand, only to see a steel pipe more than two feet long, suddenly split head-on, Squidward saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly held the dagger to block, who knew the other party's steel pipe, suddenly turned around, pulled back, and hit Squidward with a knife on the wrist, the wrist hurt, and the dagger suddenly slipped from Squidward's hand and fell on the pontoon.
Before Squidward could react, the steel pipe in the other party's hand was hit on the head, Squidward subconsciously blocked it with both hands, the steel pipe hit his arm, and he was suddenly numb, so painful that he almost fell, the other party didn't give him time at all, and knocked over one after another, making Squidward cry and scold his mother, jumping around, protecting his head with his hands, and the other party hit his thigh, so that Squidward couldn't prevent it, and shouted in this history, Squidward was the first time he received the biggest lesson.
The steel pipes continued to hit down, so that Squidward was unable to parry, and finally fell to the ground and fainted in pain. At this time, the people on the other side of the pontoon bridge also came, they raised the flat pole, and the head and head were beaten down, and the three minions could not parry, so frightened that they jumped into the river, and the people standing on the shore picked up the stones and threw them into the river, and smashed them so that they hugged their heads and ran away, and they did not know where it was safe. In the end, he was beaten by the stones, his skin was bruised and his face was swollen, and he crawled to the shore. Everyone ran to the shore, dragged them to the shore like dead dogs, and then tied them up and took them to the police station.
Yu Daqin, who was waiting for the rabbit at Li Ziyuan's house, did not see Li Ziyuan at home, and was searching for the whole village, at this time someone called to say that the five Squidwards had been arrested at Sanjiangkou, and Han Laosan was sending the five of them to the police station.
Yu Daqin hurriedly called his own people and drove back to the police station.
As soon as they returned to the police station, Han Laosan and the others also sent people to the police station, and at this moment, the squidward brother who was tied up had woken up, and when he saw that he had entered the police station, he immediately wanted to cry without tears.
Yu Daqin untied the five of them, put handcuffs on them, and then asked, "Which of you is Squidward?"
The four people who were beaten with blue skin and swollen faces pointed at Squidward, Yu Daqin looked at Squidward, this guy was called Squidward, and he didn't feel ashamed. So he smiled and said, "Roe deer guy, why do you look like an octopus? Tell me, do you have the claws of an octopus? No, you're a big mouse, and you're pretending to be an octopus, and you're fucking, your brain is broken." ”
Brother Octopus replied with a wry smile: "Mr. Officer, the police don't scold, it doesn't seem right for you to talk like this······, right?
"Hehe, why don't you say it? Don't have the face to continue? What are you? You're a mouse, and everyone shouts and beats when a mouse crosses the street! So you've been beaten like this? What else do you have to say?" Yu Daqin looked at Squidward and asked.
"I don't have anything to say, just come in and come in, do you always have three meals?" asked Squidward.
"Hehe, who did you hear say that our police station didn't have three meals to eat? What nonsense! Let me ask you, why are you flirting with women at Wang Ji's supper shop? Did Li Ziyuan ask you to come to the store?" Yu Daqin asked.
He said that You Sanmin, He Dacheng, and Jiang Junjun, who used to hang out with him, have now become billionaires, and he went to prison for the three of them, and now that he has come out, he has to compensate him for a sum of mental damages! So he said that as long as the five of us help him get 10 million in damages, we will give us half. So we came to the store! But when we came to the store, we realized that this was not the place we should come to! Who knew that Li Ziyuan said that if he didn't succeed, he would be responsible for giving us 200,000 yuan for hard work, but that guy ran away and disappeared. We came to the village entrance street to look for him, but we didn't find it, we wanted to go to the supper shop to eat supper, but when we came to the supper shop and saw a girl who was like a flower and jade, we moved our minds, and we were just about to do it, but we were blocked by a tall and tall guy, but it didn't work, that guy called himself the same brother, vicious, and threw a cigar in Lao Tzu's mouth on the ground, dozens of dollars? I was chased and scolded? I didn't dare to pick up my clothes when they fell off, he picked them up and threw them to me, and scolded me not to come to the store to find trouble in the future, otherwise we will be killed!" Squidward replied.
"Oh, when did we have a guy named Brother Tong in the store?" Yu Daqin asked the other police officers.
"What Brother Tong, two days ago, our police station arrested a man named Ah Tong, who is also a tall cow and a big horse, isn't Ah Qin you in charge?" Ah Hu replied.
"What? He was frightened when he saw the police, it couldn't be him, although he was tall and big, he was a coward!" Yu Daqin replied.
"Since you didn't succeed, why did you run away? Why did you run to Sanjiangkou Village?" Yu Daqin couldn't help but ask.
"As soon as our car drove onto the main road, we heard the siren and knew that someone had called the police, so we didn't dare to take the main road, so we had to go to the big willow forest behind Sanjiangkou Village to hide, I had been here when Sanjiangkou was repaired before!" replied the driver named Mencius.
"Since you are so familiar, why were you arrested by the villagers of Sanjiangkou?" Yu Daqin couldn't help but ask.
"I didn't have dogs in Sanjiangkou Village before, how the hell did I know that after a few years, I had raised so many dogs, and this was really bad luck! I was chased by dogs! I was beaten to a mess and sent to the police station?" Mencius, the driver, replied with a sigh.
"Hehe, it seems that you are planted in the hands of dogs today, this is really an eye-opener!" Han Laosan said.
Brother Octopus looked at Han Laosan and shouted: "Mayor Han, do you know me?" I, Zhang Wenhua, we bought piglets together at Wuyi Liangfeng Farm! Do you remember? You said, your store is now good, you have to make a fortune by raising pigs? Think about it! Do you remember me? I like to pick small piglets to raise, and you pick big piglets to raise, I ask you why, you say, big piglets have a good physique, they look good! There is a profit, only fools pick small ones, I am the fool!"
Han Laosan thought about it, and finally remembered, so he said: "Zhang Wenhua, it turned out that you are a fool, so when did you become an octopus brother? Don't raise pigs, come out to be a gangster? Don't be a gangster, don't be close to me, if you don't set it well, Lao Tzu will beat you to death!" Han Laosan said, grabbed Zhang Wenhua, and started to fight left and right. "Bang Bang ······" The guy was bleeding from his gums before he let go.
······