"What's going on?" Zhang Tong looked at the middle-aged man with a bare ass and cried until he cried to the point of heartbreaking, and then looked at Old Master Xiao's obscene appearance. His inner brain made up a long article of two million words, which is probably the drawback of reading too much on the Internet.

"Hey, this, I, no...... "Old Master Xiao didn't know how to explain it, he had a feeling that he couldn't argue, as if everything was wrong, and a big man was crying with his bare buttocks, which was not good.

So Master Xiao first took out the middle-aged man's pants from the room, and then fell on the man's face.

That picture reminded Zhang Tong of some of the movies he watched, those scumbags deceived the innocent little sister at night, and when she was drinking last night, she was grinding her ears and temples and saying sweet words in her ear, and she didn't admit it when she put on her pants after a night of passion. Throw someone's clothes at her, and then let the other party get out.

There are quite a lot of scumbags of this kind, whether in the movie or in reality, but Zhang Tong never thought that an old guy like Master Xiao could show such a scumbag. I've never tried to do such a scumbag thing!

"Who is this person?" Zhang Tong looked at the crying middle-aged man, and felt that he couldn't ask anything from him, so he asked Old Master Xiao directly.

Old Master Xiao shook his head: "I don't know either. ”

Zhang Tong's neck shrank, and he squeezed out three layers of chin. I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that Old Master Xiao had gone so far on the road of a scumbag!

"Old Master Xiao, although I personally shouldn't praise or disparage your interests and hobbies, you're a bit too much. "Yes, such a scumbag, such a scumbag, so scum that you don't even know the other party's name, this situation is still rare. Is it that the baby sweetheart has been shouting back and forth?

Zhang Tong made up for a moment and shouted at the middle-aged Mediterranean man: Sweetheart~

Vomit~

No, hold back, you can't spit out, at least not here. I'm the president, and I'm going to maintain basic majesty!

Zhang Tong held back the intense discomfort and the churning sensation of his stomach pouch.

"No, no, no, that's not the case. Oh, can you stop crying, I'm so upset when I'm crying!" Old Master Xiao felt unprecedented boredom with this crying middle-aged Mediterranean man.

"You...... You can't do this...... I...... I'm giving money!5...... Fifty thousand!" The middle-aged man stretched out his hand and gestured: "Fifty thousand yuan, you have to give me an explanation." ”

Zhang Tong's eyes became sharper and sharper. Old Master Xiao can't be entrusted with big things, he really knows people and faces, but he doesn't know his heart. Originally, I thought that Old Master Xiao was not very good at using his brain, but he should be a good person. But that doesn't seem to be the case now.

He doesn't look like a good guy, he doesn't have a very good brain, and he's a super scumbag. Do you want to leave first? Zhang Tong was thinking about whether he should be at the bottom of the building or in the room.

"No, sir, listen to me. "Old Master Xiao grabbed Zhang Tong, who was about to leave, this matter must be explained clearly. Otherwise, if you want to wear this thing out, how can you find a girl in her twenties in the future? I don't want to be surrounded by a group of Mediterranean men.

"Here's the thing......"

Master Xiao told Zhang Tong everything he was doing now, and finally he said, "Well, I was planning to get a side job. Make more money, 50,000 yuan for an operation. And it's a good deed. After all, it is also very important to solve the problems of other people's marital life. Husband and wife disagreement is not good for the family, and it is not good for the children, you say. ”

Zhang Tong's eyebrows jumped: "You are not afraid of being harmonized by doing this? ”

"What are you talking about?"

"Nothing. ”

"Hey, anyway, I think it's okay to do this, and it's kind of helping people. ”

Hearing Master Xiao say that he was helping people, the Mediterranean stopped doing it: "What are you helping, what are you helping! You didn't help me! I'm completely unconscious now." ”

"Uh......" Old Master Xiao was speechless, not knowing how to answer.

"You can't blame me, I did a good job. Everything is normal, if it weren't for the fact that you suddenly knocked on the door, causing me to be frightened, and then my hands trembled a little, how could things have turned out like this?"

"So you still have to blame me for this?" Zhang Tong glared at Old Master Xiao.

"Otherwise, who is to blame...... "Old Master Xiao muttered in a small voice of grievance.

"Eh, don't shirk my responsibilities now. How the hell am I going to solve this? You're going to come up with a plan for me! I'm completely out of consciousness now!" the Mediterranean man had an indescribable sense of urgency, because it was related to the happiness of his lower body.

In the past, it wasn't very strong, but it could still be used, right? I came here to do a strengthening, not to mention what to strengthen the dark gold of +13, at least to turn the white outfit into a blue outfit. But I didn't expect the blacksmith shop here to be so unreliable, not to mention the failure of the reinforcement, and the reinforcement materials were not returned, and even the weapon was strengthened to pieces. What's the difference between this and those online games that force kryptonite?!

"Ugh. Zhang Tong felt that this matter really had to be resolved, it was originally to make the husband and wife happy, but now it has become unhappy, and it may even be divorced or something. This is not very good, after all, he is also a person who is about to get married, although Jiang Hua has not agreed to his marriage proposal or anything, but it is precisely because of this that he needs to accumulate good fortune even more!

"Old Xiao, what is the situation now?" Zhang Tong scratched his head, no matter whose fault it is now, we must solve this person's problem first.

"A small blunder, my skin hardening magic made semi-permanent. It can be controlled autonomously and activated when it needs to be used. However, the disadvantage is that after use, the skin hardens, so the surface loses most of its perception. This is the magic we used to fight in the Atlas. Hardening of the skin, strengthening defenses, reducing perception, reducing pain, etc. However, after I came back, my magic degenerated, so there was a new direction for this ability. It was all good, but now one has accidentally made it permanent. Therefore, they all lose the ability to perceive in the normal state. And it's harder, I don't believe you to pinch it. ”

"Get out!" Zhang Tong politely refused the invitation of Master Xiao to pinch it.

"I don't care, anyway, you have to get it for me now!" The Mediterranean man is very embarrassed now, but a man in his forties is not a little boy, so there is nothing to be ashamed of: "Anyway, if you don't do it well, I will expose you." Say you want to sterilize all the men in the world, and then dominate the women in the world!"

"Uh, will anyone believe this kind of stupidity?"

"Don't underestimate the fools of now. People even believe plastic and pretend to be rice. ”

"Hmm...... Said yes. ”

Zhang Tong decided that he could not let this Mediterranean man ruin the reputation of the hive.

"All right, Old Shaw. We're going to work together this time. ”

"Uh, sir, you know how to do magic?"

"I won't, but I can control some faint electromagnetism, the kind that no one else can detect. But there is still stimulation for acupuncture points. ”

"Then you ......"

"Needless to say, let's get to work. ”

Approximately fifteen minutes after an indescribable, unwritten event. I only heard a middle-aged man's majestic voice coming from Old Master Xiao's room: "Ha! it's done! It's done! Hahahaha! This time it's really enchantment enhancement +13!hahahaha!"

And Old Master Xiao looked at Zhang Tong with a look of admiration: "President, let's join forces together." We can save the world!"

"Get out!" Zhang Tong very politely rejected Master Xiao's request.