Chapter 0389 - I Want to Take Advantage of a Widow
The eldest aunt was yelling again: "Look?"
All eyes are attracted, staring into the distance......
Covering the light faced the black clouds and shouted, "Who's inside, get out of here!"
The little black man magnified a hundred times with a moonlight telescope, and the black cloud was still a black cloud, but he couldn't see it clearly at all, so what was hidden inside?
The cover light circled around the black cloud, glanced at the master from a distance, and got into it, shouting everywhere: "Where are you hiding?"
The little black man also followed closely, looking everywhere, and there were always a few places where he couldn't get in......
Cover Guang stood in front of Yang and shouted, "Is there anyone inside?"
A faint black cloud drifted by, revealing a stone door.
The little black man exclaimed, "Silly old man, is there a stone gate in the sky?"
Covering the light glared at the little black man fiercely and said, "I can be your grandfather, why are you so rude?"
The little black man threw out a sentence: "I didn't say you're small, but you're just a little stupid!"
The overlay is very sensitive, and he asks stupidly, "Where is the stupidity?"
The little black man took off his moonlight glasses, revealed his bright eyes, and said, "If you are really smart, why don't you marry Chang'e, do you know, she has always been widowed?"
Covering the light was very self-pitying, and said with a long sigh: "If you can marry, won't you marry sooner?"
The little black man didn't know what to think? Suddenly he said: "Have you ever heard of raw rice making mature rice, when Chang'e is lonely, isn't your opportunity coming?"
After thinking for a long time, he asked, "Why don't you do this? β
The little black man waved his hand in a panic and said, "I entered her boudoir, and it was a mess;
Covering the light was very puzzled, thought about it and asked, "Is it Chang'e's wide sleeve? I have never been in!"
The little black man glared at his eyes and said, "Don't have such plans in the future! That is my new house with the white girl." β
Covering the light was reluctant to answer, and shouted at the stone door: "Who's inside?"
The little black man flew back ten meters and kicked it hard......
"Knock" shook his feet numbly, bounced back hard, dizzy, and there was no movement in it.
Cover Light waved his hand and shouted, "Stop kicking, no one!"
With a "bang", the door opened, revealing half of a woman's face and asked, "Who are you looking for?"
Cover light's eyes suddenly lit up, and by the way, asked, "Is there anyone inside?"
Half of his face shrank in, revealing one eye, and replied, "I'm alone;
The little black man went inside, was kicked out with a big kick, and said, "Don't step in without the permission of the owner!"
The overlay is weird, there must have been a lot of people in it, otherwise, they wouldn't have spoken like that...... Deliberately touched the talisman sword on his waist and asked, "Can I go in and have a look?"
With a bang, the stone door was slammed shut, and a small voice came from inside: "A widow is at home;
The little black man whispered into the covered ears and said, "She is a widow! she must be extremely lonely;
Covering the light was very disgusted, and snorted at the little black man: "Don't call it that in the future! If you call grandpa, I will give you osmanthus wine to drink!"
The little black man was very strange and had to ask, "Do you make osmanthus wine?"
Cover Guang replied indifferently: "Of course, after a long time, it will be natural." β
The little black man thought about it, but the task was not yet completed, and whispered into the ear of the stupid old man, "How do you go back?"
The more he thought about it, the more helpless he became, so he went up and knocked lightly on the stone door and shouted, "Hey, open the door, someone is sending a kiss?"
The little black man quietly asked, "Can you give a kiss too?"
"Isn't she a widow?"
With a "quack", the door opened......
Didn't you just slide left and right?
Half of his face was revealed by the door, with long hair and a shining eye, and he asked, "Who sent the kiss?"
Covering the light pointed his finger at himself, and the same did the little black man......
There was a silver bell-like voice laughing inside, a charming eye turned a few times, stretched out his left hand, and pointed at the little black man......
"Oh my God!" what kind of woman could it be? The little black man's heart was pounding, and he deliberately whistled complacently in front of the light, and walked into the stone gate in a big way......
Why don't you choose yourself? I was busy for a while, paving the way for others.
"Bang" a big kick, kicking the little black man out, and the woman's voice followed closely: "Hooligans! Do you want to take advantage of women?
The little black man flew for a long time before he stabilized, swept away the coaxing appearance just now, didn't say a word, and rushed towards the door......
With a bang, the stone door was slammed to death, and the little black man slammed into it, falling straight like a deflated ball......
"Bang", fell to the ground hard, and never got up again......
Covering the light flew down in a panic, not only did he not comfort a few words, but stomped a few feet on the little black man, and shouted wildly: "I told you to steal the limelight, you deserve to die!"
The stone door opened, and from above came a burst of laughter like silver bells, attracting the eyes of the covered light, and shouting in a shameless voice: "I gave the kiss, did I make a mistake just now?"
Only a woman's hand stretched out from the door, calling for ......
The eyes covered with light were particularly bright, shining silver, and with a flick of his legs, he flew upwards and came to the stone gate, and he did not dare to enter......
There was no one to be seen, only a woman's voice said, "Come, send a kiss, send it to your side, otherwise, how can you kiss?"
Covered with fear, he stood at the door and asked, "You won't kick me a lot, will you?"
A sharp mouth appeared by the door, like a fox and a weasel, and a woman's voice shouted: "Send it!
Covering the light was frightened! shouted vigorously: "Monster, monster!" He didn't even dare to turn his head back, fled in a panic, and reported to Chang'e: "Master, if you can't catch it, you may have drifted away with the black clouds!"
Chang'e could see it clearly, and just hummed casually: "Wine bag and rice bag, that's it!" Deliberately asked: "What about the little black man?"
Cover Guang couldn't help but scold: "Little rascal, little rascal!
The little white girl heard it clearly, got out of Chang'e's wide sleeves, and shouted into the distance: "Sister Catββ! miss you, come on!"
I magnified with the eye of fire to see that the little black man was lying crooked in the ground as if he were dead......
As soon as Chang'e stretched her sleeves, a huge wind swept by, rolling the little black man up, turning around, and stopping in front of him......
The little white girl scolded: "You deserve to die! Before you agree to marry him, you are messing with flowers and grass everywhere, can't you see what is in the stone gate?"
Chang'e gently patted the little black man a few times, miraculously came back to life, turned the white eyes into red eyes, did not chase the little white girl, took the moonlight eyes from the neck, aimed at the covered head, and threw it hard......
Covering the light is quick, grabbed it in his hand, and said, "It's mine!"
The little black man didn't fight, his heart was uneven, he flew up and kicked it hard......
The cover light flashed, and with a "swish", he pulled out the talisman sword, and shouted: "If you dare to mess around again, cut off your dog's head with a sword!"
The little white girl wants to correct it: "It's not a dog, it should be a cat's head, okay?"
The little black man howls like a cat, "I'm going to kill you!"
Chang'e couldn't stand it anymore, so she stopped it sharply: "Okay! How are you doing with your task?
The little black man panicked and said, "I don't have a task, I just followed the ......"
Covering the light didn't dare to say this, so he had to explain: "I reported it just now, and it must have been ...... by the black clouds."
Chang'e pointed to the place just now and asked, "What is that?"
Everyone's eyes were attracted, and at some point, the black clouds gathered there again......
So, what exactly is stalking the White Maiden?
Chang'e showed her wide sleeves...... The wind blew "whirring", swept away part of the black clouds, and gathered together again for a long time, as if there was nothing to be tracked......