Chapter 16: The Great White Fool

Guru?

What do you mean?

Bai Chi looked confused, looked at Chen Datong inexplicably, and reacted for a long time, daring to love this thing really thought that he could see ghosts, and mistook himself for a ghost hunting master with his hands and eyes, he couldn't help sneering in his heart, and after his heart moved, the beep mode was instantly turned on.

"Chen Datong is, you have done all the bad things, it is not just a matter of anger and resentment, as the so-called Skynet is magnificent, negligent but not leaky, the good and evil that mortals have done in their lives, there are records on the book of life and death, just now the ghost brother has told me, you have not done a good thing in this life, but you have done all the evil things, so three o'clock in the afternoon today is your limit. ”

As soon as Bai Chi finished speaking, Chen Datong over there suddenly felt that his pants were hot, and he was scared of feces and urine, and Bai Chi saw that he was scared of Zhen Datong in a few words, and he was naturally proud in his heart, but he suddenly smelled a foul smell coming, looked down, and immediately understood three points, and hurriedly covered his nose and kicked Chen Datong aside.

"Go, go, look at your cowardice, die. ”

"No, master, I have a three-year-old mother and an eighty-year-old child waiting to be fed, you must save me. ”

"Hehe, I see that you should stop talking, while there is still time before three o'clock in the afternoon, hurry up and take a few more breaths of air, as soon as the hour comes, there will be no chance." ”

Hearing Bai Chi's words, Chen Datong fell on the ground again and was stunned, but after a while, he actually got up from the ground and wanted to hug Bai Chi's thighs again, but this thing is now a crotch, Bai Chi still allowed him to touch it again, so he kicked him aside again.

"Get away, I'm sick of you. ”

"It's not...... Great Master, I just want to ask, what time is the third quarter of the afternoon?"

"This noon, it is naturally twelve o'clock at noon, and one quarter is fifteen minutes, and three quarters is naturally forty-five minutes, so this three o'clock in the afternoon, naturally refers to twelve forty-five o'clock, and it is now half past ten in the morning, which means that you still have more than two hours to live, don't worry. ”

Bai Chi looked like a master shaking his head and talking nonsense, in fact, he was a guy who didn't even graduate from elementary school, and he usually listened to lines such as beheading at three o'clock in the afternoon on movies and television, but how did he know what time it was at three o'clock in the afternoon, anyway, he was flickering there with empty words and white teeth, and in fact, Chen Datong was also semi-literate, otherwise he would not have been fooled by Bai Chi's little kid in a few words.

When Chen Datong heard that he only had more than two hours left to live, he was once again frightened.

"Big big ...... Master, I ...... Am I still saved?"

"Hehe, your master, I am the reincarnation of the Sanqing Dao Ancestor, and it is a piece of cake to travel to the netherworld for nine days and nights, and it is not a problem to save you a cheap life, but why should I save you?

"No, no, no, master, you must save me, me, me, me...... I'll give you money, as long as you can save me, I'll give you as much as you want!"

"Oh, it's not impossible to save your life, but I'm a dignified Sanqing reincarnation, how can I be troubled by that yellow and white thing? ”

As he spoke, Bai Chi pointed at the fake Lingzhi that was thrown on the ground, Chen Datong couldn't help but be overjoyed when he saw this, and said in his heart that there are still stupid people in this world who don't like money, and it just so happens that I saved it.

"I didn't ...... No problem, as long as the master saves me, then the Lingzhi is the master's. ”

"Hmm, dare to take advantage of you with a fake Ganoderma lucidum, right, but well, God has the virtue of a good life, I see that you have an evil face, but you are not the stubborn person, so I will save your life. ”

Bai Chi nodded and continued to flicker.

"Do you know that there are two judgments in these nine secluded places? The good and evil of the world are recorded in the good and evil of the two judgments, the good and evil of the two judgments, the good and evil of the two judgments are recorded, the good and the good, do a small good can increase the life of one day, do a good one can increase the life of one month, do a great good can increase the life of one year, on the contrary, the evil, do a small evil to reduce the life of one day, do a medium evil to reduce the life of one month, do a big evil to reduce the life of a year, you should have lived eighty and three, but the evil things done in your life continue, today at noon three o'clock is the end of your life, if you want to change your life against the sky, there is no other way except to do more good deeds。 ”

Chen Datong couldn't help but be overjoyed when he heard this, at this time, he looked at Bai Chi's eyes closer than looking at his own father, so he was stunned again and rushed over to hug Bai Chi's thigh.

"Master, benefactor, do you mean that as long as I do more good deeds, I don't have to die?"

"That's right, if you do a little kindness a day, you can increase your longevity for a day, if you want to live, hurry up and do good deeds, when the time comes, even this master can't save you." ”

"Yes, yes, master, you're busy, I'm going to do good things, I'm going. ”

Saying that, Chen Datong picked up the fake Ganoderma lucidum that fell on the ground, and then respectfully handed it to Bai Chi, and then went to do a good deed, but Chen Datong couldn't have imagined that Bai Chi's foolery today completely changed the rest of his life.

Seeing Chen Datong leaving, the onlookers saw that there was no hot spot to watch, and they also left one after another, Bai Chi walked over and helped the old man who was paralyzed on the ground to pick him up.

It can be seen that the old man is scared enough, although he saw that Chen Datong had left, but his whole body was still trembling, his old face was miserable and pale, and he looked like he was angry and angry.

Although Bai Chi has not studied medicine seriously, he has been familiar with the Three Sages Pharmacopoeia since he was a child, and he has obtained the inheritance of the Divine Pesticide Compendia in the secret realm, so his medical skills are no longer under his grandfather Bai Fusheng, and now he sees the old man's three souls uncertain, and the six spirits are scattered, and he knows that it is caused by excessive fright, so he reached out and pressed a few times on several acupuncture points on the old man's body, such as Tianxin, Yangchi, and Lao Gong, which made the old man come to his senses.

"Uncle, are you alright?"

"I didn't ...... It's okay, thank you, little brother. ”

"Well, since it's okay, you can take the five hundred yuan and go home quickly. ”

Bai Chi said, took out the thousand yuan that Bai Zhan had just given him, took out five of them and stuffed them into the old man's hand, but the old man said that he would not ask for anything.

"No, no, little brother, you have helped me so much, how can I ask for your money. ”

"Uncle, this is the money I bought from you for this Ganoderma lucidum, but it was not given to you for free, you can take it. ”

"Lingzhi? Didn't Chen Datong say that this was fake?"

"Hehe, half and half, you can say it's fake, you can also say it's not fake, this is Ghost Zhi, if ordinary people eat it, they won't live for three days, but in my hands, it has other uses. ”

"Since the little brother is useful, just take it, I have already sold this ghost mushroom to Chen Datong, it is naturally no longer mine, and this money naturally does not need to be given to me. ”

As he spoke, the old man stuffed the five hundred yuan back to Bai Chi, and then turned around and left, and Bai Chi could only helplessly put the money back in his pocket when he saw this.

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