Dinner is ready.

As soon as she entered the door, Ruan Lan couldn't help but gurgle in her stomach.

It smells so good.

That's the taste of home!

Think about the meals you eat in the school cafeteria these days, what are they?

Either the sweet one makes people have a toothache, or the light one makes people frown, or the spicy one makes people doubt life.

Especially when the cafeteria aunt scooped the vegetables, her hands were still shaking uncontrollably, and she watched the pieces of meat leave......

"Auntie, hurry up and wash your hands and eat. Xu Yiyi said cutely.

"Yiyi is back!"

Ruan Lan's eyes were bright: "Let my aunt kiss it first, I miss me these days." ”

I think that's for sure.

In the days that Xu Yiyi stayed in the fairy realm, she even felt very bored playing games.

In addition to the daily belly slander, the rest of the time is only devoted to the formation chessboard.

So.

Ruan Lan couldn't help her niece refuse, so she just snapped when she went up.

Then she looked at Xu Lai with some weakness.

found that the latter didn't seem to hide any unusual looks, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

It looks like it's exactly what my sister said.

The bastard brother-in-law didn't know that she already knew that he was the Qingfeng Venerable.

Ruan Lan's beautiful eyes couldn't help but stare at Xu Lai: "Heh, scumbag!"

“？”

A big question mark appeared in Xu Lai's mind.

He returned to Earth from the fairy realm, and his sister-in-law fled in a hurry when she saw him.

Now that he has been wandering for so many days and comes home, he is called a scumbag.

Aren't you hungry?

Xu Lai said lightly: "Yiyi, your aunt is not hungry, put away the extra dishes and chopsticks to the kitchen." ”

"Eat, eat, eat. ”

Ruan Lan panicked, and a hungry tiger pounced on the seat, protecting the dishes and chopsticks on the table.

She said fiercely: "Whoever dares to touch my dishes and chopsticks, I will bite whomever I want, woo!"

“......”

Xu Yiyi silently withdrew her outstretched little hand, looked at Xu Lai and said weakly:

"Dad, my aunt bites, I'm afraid. ”

"Don't be afraid, go back and dad will give you a shot of anti-dog vaccine. ”

"The surname is Xu, I'm not sure if I'm a human being, but you're a real dog!"

Ruan Lan meant something, and said viciously.

"Alright. ”

Ruan Lan said calmly: "Eat without saying a word, eat without sleeping." ”

The head of the family spoke, and Ruan Lan didn't dare to say more.

She stuck out her tongue at Xu Lai, washed her hands and began to feast.

Meal.

Ruan Lan patted her bulging belly through her clothes, with satisfaction on her face that had not appeared for a long time.

It's so delicious!

"Smack"

"Smack"

"Smack"

Xu Yiyi also took a few shots.

She said ignorantly: "It's bigger than Ma Ma's belly, is Aunt Ruan Lan also pregnant." ”

"Poof. ”

Ruan Lan squirted out a mouthful of milk tea, and she collapsed: "Your aunt is still single, how can she get pregnant?"

"Besides, I'm a staunch non-marriage!"

After Ruan Lan finished speaking, she felt a little distressed about the milk tea that was squirted out just now.

This is what she cheekily begged her sister to let her brother-in-law do.

Each pearl melts in the mouth, and the mellow milky aroma lingers on the tip of the tongue.

It's 10,000 times better than that little or two, and other brands of milk tea.

But she.

But a big bite was wasted.

Simply unforgivable!

But Yiyi heard that now it seems that you don't need a partner to have a baby. ”

Xu Yiyi blinked her eyes: "Auntie, do you want to have a younger brother and sister too." ”

"Tell me, what are you going to do? ”

"No, I just want to get to know Aunt Ruan Lan's cute and smart baby as soon as possible. ”

"Heh, which of us doesn't know who?"

Ruan Lan squinted: "Xu Yiyi, you say it directly, I'm not angry." ”

“......”

Xu Yiyi looked at her father and mother left and right, and then approached her aunt's ear and said in a low voice:

"I read the book that when you are numb, you will get bigger. ”

After speaking.

The little girl's gaze lingered for a moment in the 2A-level scenic spot in front of her.

"Shhh ”

Ruan Lan gasped.

Miscalculated.

She hadn't even noticed that before.

Doesn't that mean that she can reach the scale of her sister after she gets married, has children, and becomes a mother?

Wrong.

Before Ruan Tang had children, it seemed that compared with today's scale, it was not far behind.

And she.

It's been all over the years, and it's still the same.

Although there is no progress, fortunately, there is no regression.

"Talk to me carefully. ”

Ruan Lan became interested, hugging her niece and daughter, her eyes burning.

Xu Yiyi opened her small mouth and was about to say something, but suddenly stopped and blinked vigorously.

"Can it get bigger in the blink of an eye?"

Ruan Lan also blinked like her niece.

"No, it's not, auntie. ”

Xu Yiyi was anxious and kept coloring her.

"Let's not be sluggish, we have something to say. Ruan Lan was also anxious.

"Boom!"

The punching bag-sized fist landed on top of Ruan Lan's head without the slightest mercy, and the latter kept rolling on the sofa with his head in his arms.

"It hurts, it hurts, I'm going to die......"

"Holding my daughter, planning to take her to do something bad. ”

Xu Lai squinted and ignored Ruan Lan's porcelain touching behavior.

"The surname is Xu!"

Ruan Lan bit her lower lip hard: "This fist doesn't have three suppers, I'm not done with you!"

Xu Lai said: "Give you five meals, leave." ”

"Brother-in-law, you're amazing!"

Ruan Lan was extremely excited.

She wiped away the non-existent saliva and looked behind her mysteriously.

After confirming that my sister would not eavesdrop, she blushed and told what Yiyi had just said to her.

Xu Lai was stunned when he heard this.

He looked at his daughter with a strange expression: "Which book did you read?"

"Postpartum care ...... for sows"

“？？？”

Ruan Lan's pretty face instantly turned from red to white, then to green, and finally to black.

She said word by word, gritted her teeth, and said, "Xu Yiyi!"

"Daddy, help me!"

Xu Yiyi ran towards Xu Lai, but was held down by Ruan Lan, and the merciless slap fell on Yiyi crazily.

"Woo woo, auntie, don't spank, Yiyi knows it's wrong!"

"Dad save me, Ma Ma save me......"

“......”

The cries for help and begging for mercy continued until ten o'clock in the evening, followed by choked sobs.

It's not that Ruan Lan hurts.

Opposite.

As an aunt, Ruan Lan didn't hit Xu Yiyi a few times at all, and she was very light and light, and she was the kind that retracted her strength.

The reason why Xu Yiyi lost control of her emotions and choked up and cried was because Ruan Lan actually bought a ton of study materials and workbooks for her online.

Yes.

A full ton......

The owner of the bookstore was afraid that the big customers would regret it, so he drove a small truck at night to deliver the goods to Haitang Garden.

The smile on the forty-year-old woman's face was almost cracking behind her ears.

Ruan Lan also smiled: "Dear niece, my aunt will tutor you for three hours every day." ”

"Don't be in a hurry, let's set a small goal and do it in a year. ”

"Bang-"

Xu Yiyi suddenly stopped crying, and fell straight back, as if fainting.

Ruan Lan subconsciously ran over, but found that her niece was pretending to be dizzy.

She was not in a hurry, and said slowly: "Tutoring starts now." Study one minute less today and make up for it twice as much tomorrow. ”