Chapter Seventy-Three: Waving the Flag
Whether the evolution of the human body is perfect or not, the answer is no. However, after walking upright, he released his hands, and this one covered up all his imperfections.
To briefly cite a few examples of evolutionary imperfections, such as the girders of human beings and the vertebral bodies.
There is a disease in this organ that no one can avoid, called degenerative degeneration.
As the person ages, this organ will age prematurely, and it can be used for 200 years, but because it is erect, it has problems in advance. In particular, the soft tissue between the joints will slowly thin or ossify.
Just like there is a gasket between the screw and the screw cap, without this spacer, the bones will wear out with each other, as the old saying goes, people will shrink all the time, which is what is said to be this change.
There is also the pressure in the human body, the body is almost parallel when lying on the stomach, and the pressure on the heart is not great.
But when you stand upright, the heart has to press the blood to the high head, so the pressure on the lower limbs often increases, which causes some people to have tattoos on their lower legs.
These are the side effects of evolution, if you want the vertebral body to rest, if you want to have varicose veins in your lower limbs, you must pay attention to the combination of work and rest.
Don't take it seriously, over time, when you watch your wife hug other old men and dance when you are old, you will sigh, why didn't I lie down for a while before!
The old man who had to let Zhang Fan have surgery, because he was in a government unit back then, what kind of old-fashioned organ unit in the past, was a leader.
Therefore, the cigarette does not leave the hand, according to the old concept before, anyway, it does not cost money, and it is not smoked for nothing.
Perennial smoking makes the old man like a walking old-fashioned tractor, suddenly, suddenly, suddenly, everywhere he goes, people don't reach the first cough.
This cough is not just a simple airway spasm caused by vibrations.
It's very complicated, no worse than the piston movement of a car.
When the vibration occurs, first of all, the pressure in the chest cavity increases sharply, just like when you open your mouth to shout loudly, you must first take a breath to shout loudly, coughing is actually the same as this principle.
Although the principle is the same, the pressure generated by this cough is much more hateful than the pressure caused by shouting and singing and hanging the throat.
The cough is very unstable. Such a violent and frequent cough is like holding a small hammer and tapping it in the thin part of the abdominal cavity.
Knock for one day, nothing, knock for a year, and the originally thin place is even thinner.
And the old man is so immortal that he has played a breath-holding Dafa again, okay, there is a gap in the original thin as papyrus. Holding his breath and snorting, his intestines ran down the passage of the spermatic cord to the bag.
The old man is also old, and his muscles are already relaxed, and now, the intestines go out to see the world happily.
The old cadres spoke, and the hospital sent a message to Zhang Fan, "Zhang Yuan, I have to trouble you, there is an old leader here who is not in good health and has a hernia, and wants you to have an operation." ”
The vice president of business of the affiliated hospital said politely to Zhang Fan. To be honest, in fact, the vice president is wary of Zhang Fan.
When he first knew Zhang Fan, Zhang Fan was still an assistant to the department director, and to be honest, he didn't take Zhang Fan seriously at the beginning.
Lower-level hospitals come to higher-level hospitals for surgery, and I really don't know how thick the sky is. He really thought this way at the beginning, but it didn't affect his interests, so he shouldn't have known.
When Zhang Fan took the hepatobiliary department to start doing a huge tumor, he was in a hurry, and when he wanted to insert a leg, he found that the other party had become the assistant to the dean.
Although it is a lower-level hospital, such a young assistant to the dean can still follow him with the department of a higher-level hospital, so he can't be careless.
Before he could intervene, Zhang Fan's family had already become the executive director of a lower-level tertiary hospital, and he also went to the capital with a flying knife, and the flying knife went to the magic capital.
This time, he was in a hurry. He knows the medical profession too well, as long as Zhang Fan speaks, the first vice president of the affiliated hospital may be surnamed Zhang.
So he was openly and secretly reluctant to come to the affiliated hospital. In his words: The bird market is so big, and there are so many hospitals, don't come! I have been suffering for many years, and I see that my daughter-in-law has become a mother-in-law, and if you pick peaches, I will not be able to live.
He is not worried about the doctors who come to the capital to fly the knife, and the doctors from Sanchuan and Shaanxi City come to the flying knife, and he is not worried, now for Zhang Fan, he is really nervous, the two tremors are not enough, but the heart is also hanging.
So the vice president thought about this sick number.
"Oh, hernia surgery, this surgery ......" Zhang Fan heard the other party say this, so he groaned for a while, and he didn't say all the words.
Originally, I wanted to say that this operation was still needed to ask me to do it, but as soon as I said this, it became a slap in the face, so Zhang Fan groaned and didn't speak.
This is also because Zhang Fan does not groan, hernia surgery is a little more difficult than appendix surgery, and it is used in surgery to assess the examination surgery of a one-year resident.
With such a simple operation, let a vice president come to Zhang Fan and tell him that it was not right, so Zhang Fan did not agree.
People in the rivers and lakes do not harm people, but they can't be stupid and unguarded. Throwing knives, who knows whose interests will be moved.
"That's right, the other party heard that you are the most powerful surgeon in the frontier, and heard that you are coming, so I have to let you do it, and this old cadre also spoke. So you have to work again. ”
The vice president smiled and politely explained to Zhang Fan. For ordinary people, the communication between ordinary doctors does not need to be well thought out, because everyone is very simple.
"Oh, the old cadre, the retired old man?" Zhang Fan nodded and muttered to himself, and then asked, "How is your physical condition?"
"Okay, I'm fine, I'm going to exercise in the square. The dean hurriedly said.
"Oh, it's a bit of a rush. Zhang Fan was a little hesitant, not about the cost of the operation, but about the operation.
Since I'm here, let's do it, although I feel that something is not quite right, but I can't bear to have surgery on my hand.
"It's okay, it's okay. This surgery will only take half an hour for you. I won't be able to delay you much.
That's it, I'll get back to you right now. Without waiting for Zhang Fan to speak, he left in a hurry.
Just as Zhuangzi laughed at the doctor, to be honest, Zhang Fanzhen hadn't looked down on this position yet.
This place is only slightly larger than Chasu Hospital, and there is no one to support it, and there is no ordinary doctor to help it. Now, even if Zhang Fan is invited here to be the first vice president, Zhang Fan will not come.
But the other party didn't think so, so the dean hurriedly looked for the old man to talk.
People, to be honest, most people are good, and in today's medical environment, it seems that something happens today and there will be news tomorrow.
In fact, most patients are not that complicated, their idea is very simple, they just want their patients to have a good doctor, can get the right and safe treatment.
Therefore, when you say that there are flying knife doctors and experts, even if you are nervous, you will not be stingy in this aspect.
And this old man is different, the vice president gave the old man a look, and then said: "Old leader, people are experts, flying capital, flying magic capital, so you have to give a little more private this fee." ”
How much does a throwing knife cost? People who don't do this business think it will be very, very expensive.
Actually, no, for an academician-level doctor, the cost of an operation is about three thousand. If it is a high-end department such as brain surgery, cardiothoracic department, and ophthalmology, it will cost 5,000 yuan to die.
It can be said that if a patient from other places goes to the capital and the magic capital, let alone find an academician-level doctor to see the disease, even if the ordinary doctor performs the operation, the final cost will be more than this.
In the end, the escort fee of a big hospital in a big city was settled, and it was more than that, and it was necessary to eat, drink, and lazar. So sometimes, if you are not afraid that people will come to fly knives, you are afraid that people will not fly knives.
The flying knife doctor accumulated all the patient numbers, and it took two days a weekend and more than 20 hours to get 30,000 or 40,000 yuan.
Therefore, the flying knife, the country does not support, does not oppose, and is silent, which is really a very good thing for the people.
What ordinary people can't ask for has become a humiliation to this old man.
"What? What level am I, doesn't he know? Well, how did it happen now? Isn't it what he should have had an operation?
The old man covered his legs, as if under a balloon was sandwiched between his legs, and he did not dare to speak hard, for fear that the balloon would become bigger again.
However, the tone was quite dissatisfied, and his eyes were about to jump out of his sockets.
"Hey, people are experts, and we can't intervene, so why don't you call the old cadres and talk about this matter. At your level, you should also let him know about the treatment. ”
Unhurried, the vice president who swallowed slowly dug a pit for Zhang Fan.
This kind of operation, once Zhang Fan makes an opening, the next time Zhang Fan flies the knife, the vice president will say that it was exempted last time, and it will be exempted this time.
Over time, Zhang Fan will not come to this hospital. Even if Zhang Fan is selfless, the doctors below are unprofitable, and they will not bother to collect the patient number for Zhang Fan.
Often, a lot of things are like this, you don't have an idea, and as a result, others have already imposed that idea on your mind.
When the old man heard this, he quit. The old man and the old lady in the community have no problem, and if people don't take him to play, he can't go to his superiors to complain.
Holding his breath and coughing like hanging a balloon, he just had nowhere to vent his anger when he was so angry.
Therefore, as soon as the vice president teased him slightly, the old man called the veteran cadres bureau and threatened to go to the capital to find the leader, saying that this society would not work anymore!
The leaders of the veteran cadres are all big.
"What should I do?" I could only negotiate with Zhang Fan.
"Zhang Yuan, look, this is really ......"
"Uh!" Zhang Fan reacted when he heard it. Zhang Fan didn't speak, and Xue Fei jumped up.
He knew that at this time, it was time for him to come out, and there were some things that Zhang Fan was not easy to say, but he was easy to say.
"Zhang Yuan, hurry up, Manager Shao is still waiting for us to go back." We're not two fools, we can't be used as swords for nothing.
There is such an unreasonable person, do we beg him to have surgery? What's wrong with you, what is wrong with you? Go, go, go! Let's go now. I really can't see others!"
As soon as Xue Fei was in a hurry, Sanchuan Mandarin flew up, and he was just short of a turtle son.
Zhang Fan was also a little annoyed in his heart.
If you really don't have money today, to be honest, Zhang Fan is not a person who sees money, and this matter is definitely a trick given by insiders to make Zhang Fan break the rules.
"Okay, I don't have to do this operation, in fact, anyone in the affiliated hospital can do it!" Zhang Fan pulled Xue Fei, and it was not easy for the officers of the old cadres to do it.
"Zhang Yuan, this matter is really ......" The officer rubbed his hands awkwardly, and he felt blushing.
After speaking, Zhang Fan's face was not very good-looking, "Let's go, it seems that we are annoying." ”
After speaking, he got up and left, and Xue Fei immediately followed.
As soon as Zhang Fan left, Lao Li of the Fifth Department of Hepatobiliary immediately knew about the situation and refused to let Zhang Fan go.
"You're leaving in anger, aren't you scolding me for not being human? Lao Li looked indignant and pulled Zhang Fan.
"There's no need to ......"
"No, Zhang Yuan, if you leave today, you will look down on me, and you won't want to deal with my Lao Li in the future.
To say shameless words, you are too young, otherwise my old Li will worship under your door.
Listen to me today!"
After speaking, one hand held Zhang Fan, and the other hand began to call and wave the flag.
"Lao Wang, Dean Chen is too inauthentic, dig a pit for Zhang Yuan...... "This is the three departments of hepatobiliary, and he and the director of the three departments of hepatobiliary follow Zhang Fan the most."
"Director Zhao ......" After calling the director of the third section, he immediately called Zhao Jingjin again.
Zhao Jingjin received the most favors from Zhang Fan, although he was usually not as tight as others, after all, he was also a river scholar and also had a card.
But as soon as he heard Lao Li say this, Lao Zhao spoke directly to Zhang Fan.
"Zhang Yuan, this matter can't just be settled! If you dare to dig a pit, it is equivalent to slapping me, you wait for me, I will come immediately. ”
"Professor Zhao, listen to me. Before Zhang Fan finished speaking, the other party hung up the phone.
There are seven departments of hepatobiliary and gallbladder, and the fourteen directors and deputy directors said that they would come to help.
After the director-level phone call was over, Lao Li did not give up, and directly called the director of the affiliated hospital.
"Head, that's how it happened! ”
"yes, I see. I'll come over now, and you can pacify Zhang Yuan. ”
He knows Zhang Fan too well, the vice president's understanding of Zhang Fan is too shallow, and he knows Zhang Fan's power too well.
Therefore, it was made clear at the first time that the carriage and horse artillery should support Zhang Fan and find a place for Zhang Fan.
After all, a leader is a leader, he hung up the phone and found the old man's daughter directly through the old cadre bureau.
"That's the case. It is the love of the Zhang Hospital to operate on you, and it is the duty not to operate on your family. I mean do you not advise your old father, after all, people get old sometimes......"
"I understand, I understand, Dean, I understand! I'll go and persuade my dad now, and then I'll come to the door and apologize myself. "The old man's daughter is also in the system.
But she understood better than the old man.