I pouted indifferently and said: "You like to report which, you really can't wait for the police to come, let's adjust the surveillance, I robbed the thief's bag, and the thief didn't tell me whose bag it is, in case you take it, what will I pay for the owner?"

Yang Chen and Qian Long had a tacit understanding and screamed.

The angry girl's already red little face instantly turned a little white, and she hid the soles of her shoes from the spot and said, "You... You guys.." I couldn't say a complete sentence.

Seeing that we didn't look like a joke at all, the girl stopped talking nonsense, and took out her mobile phone directly from her pocket, as if she was really planning to call the police, I squinted twice, and then glanced at the brothers.

Qian Long muttered to himself while sweeping the floor with a broom, I remember that my cousin seems to be at the police station, and he will call later to ask how many years he was sentenced to a false accusation.

Yang Chen tilted his head and responded very cooperatively: "My brother-in-law has just been transferred to the security brigade this month, why don't you call him and ask?"

The girl who wanted to scare us, when she heard their words, she was instantly frightened, and she was stunned for a few seconds, and then squatted on the ground and cried with a "wow" sound.

Yang Chen and Qian Long squeezed their eyebrows at me, and motioned for me to quickly pull down the gang.

I looked down at the crying girl and walked over to her.

Originally, I didn't want to tease her, I planned to return the bag to her directly, but this woman was too unpopular, I was kind enough to help, she didn't even say the most basic "thank you", and opened her mouth to close her mouth and shouted "Hey", listening to people's hearts and diaphragm.

In fact, the girl is quite beautiful, with a small round face, Danfeng eyes, a tear mole the size of a grain of rice in the corner of her left eye, her hair is simply tied in her head with a simple bunch of balls, and her close-fitting Nike sportswear shows her beautiful figure, and the fly in the ointment is that she is particularly uneducated.

I handed her the bag, pouted and said, "Thank you is not too much, right?"

She looked up at me in surprise, her eyes were full of tears, how aggrieved she was to be small, she slowly stood up, and said in a small voice, thank you.

Before I could respond, the corners of her mouth rose abruptly, snatched the bag in my hand, and then grabbed my collar with both hands, her knees suddenly flexed, and she slammed into my crotch with a heavy "thump".

I vividly remember that I still had a smile on my face that I thought was quite elegant.

0.01 seconds later, a terrible scream resounded throughout the barbecue square.

My eyes were dark, and I simply knelt on the ground, and according to Qian Long afterwards, my voice at that time turned on all the voice-activated lights of the two residential buildings next door.

After kneeling down with one move, the girl ran away, and it is estimated that even Yang Chen, who was born as a sports student, did not react, until the girl ran away, and these two tigers didn't think to come over to help me.

After more than ten minutes, they picked me up, and I cried and choked up: "You two touch me quickly to see if the egg whites come out?"

Yang Chen scolded angrily: "Get out of the calf, if you don't talk about it, can you have such a thing?" But then again, that girl is really fast, I didn't catch up anyway, just now I guess even if you don't trip the thief, she can catch up with herself." ”

"It's really a pepper, wait for the master, next time I catch her, I must let her understand the definition of a hooligan. "I endured the severe pain and snorted a few times, and sat on the road with a long ache, the injured place was so sensitive that I didn't even dare to rub it.

I'm not afraid of not being able to catch that little girl, our county is not very big, there are only a handful of places where you can practice drinking draft beer in summer, as long as the little hooves are not overnight to buy train tickets and flash people, I firmly believe that I will definitely see her again, I have a special feeling that I can't say, I feel that I will have some wonderful stories with her.

After the two of them finished cleaning up the mess, Yang Chen answered the phone, chatted with me for a few words, and called Qian Long to the side to mutter, and hurriedly rode the battery car to flash, leaving only me and Qian Long, Qian Long helped me limp step by step to his broken Pusang car.

I gasped and asked Qian Long, "What did you do in the morning?" Didn't you say that you would eat chicken in an Internet café?"

Qian Long paused slightly, then sighed without squeaking.

Looking at his expression, I immediately understood, and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong? Did he say something?"

Qian Long touched his nose and said with a dry smile: "I didn't say anything, let's try not to cause trouble in the future, it's not easy for him to blame." ”

I let out an "um" and didn't go any further.

In today's real world, where even the renminbi can be forged, what is real? Except for fame and fortune, it is all fake.

I remember when I was in the second year of junior high school, our history teacher said that the world is crowded, and everyone is busy for fame and fortune. Ordinary people, no one is an exception, at that time I still felt that the teacher didn't know what to call a buddy, but now it seems that we don't know what society is.

Of course, I don't blame Yang Chen at all, he has his own difficulties, getting up early and getting up late to make a barbecue stall, not just to be a refugee relief center for us.

After thinking about everything, I happily asked Qian Long, why did you move out of the house?

"My brother is getting married, hehe.." Qian Long honestly touched his nose and whispered: "You also know the housing prices in our county, we brothers can't be singles." ”

I was silent for a few seconds, and tapped him on the shoulder, trying to comfort him but not knowing what to say.

In today's society, where housing prices are soaring faster than the second hand, if you want to have a lover and eventually become a family, the car is just a stepping stone for the two, and the house is the real touchstone of love.

Qian Long snorted twice and said with a dry smile: "I don't have much trouble, my appearance is here, I don't have to worry about the girl drilling into our bed." ”

I buried him funny: You can pull it down quickly, it looks like a long yam into a fine, and you are so embarrassed to talk to my brother about his appearance.

Looking at the glittering street lamps along the street, I asked him in a low voice, "Your Majesty, do you have any dreams?"

Qian Long pulled the steering wheel and shook his head and said, "Yes, who is the best in our county?"

I pouted and said, isn't it the old pepper of the Golden Sun, drive a Maserati, and drink with the county leaders if you have nothing to do, what's the matter?

Qian Long stepped on the brakes with a "squeak", looked at me seriously and shook his head, and said: "Wrong! I want to become his eldest brother, have you heard of Zhao Chenghu of the King Chamber of Commerce? ”

I rolled my eyes disdainfully and said: "Listen to your bragging, my gallstones fell to the ground, and when the king was ruthless, your brother still put aside the school to read the goose goose goose, and the song sang to the sky." ”

Although I'm not a social person, because of my father, I still know a little bit about the history of hooligans in the county.

Qian Long coughed dryly and coughed embarrassedly twice, and quickly changed the topic: "No matter what you say, in the wind and rain in the future, we brothers will be together, it's a big deal to mix together, there are people above me!

The car drove slowly on the road, and I said with a smile: "Your Majesty, why don't we eat some chicken?" Anyway, if you are idle, you will be idle, and I will not be on class tomorrow." ”

"Let's go, it's a long night, and I just have no intention of snoring, maybe there will be a sex encounter or something. Qian Long slammed the steering wheel twice and drove towards the place where we used to go to school.

The place where we used to go to school was called No. 2 Middle School, which belonged to the kind of marginal school that could not go up or down, there were many Internet cafes around the school, the Internet was cheap, and the Internet speed was particularly powerful, and the only bad thing was that the school always sent teachers to check.

But now, we all belong to the youth of society, and the teacher is not afraid to check it.

Ran to an Internet café called "Xingyu" where we always stayed in the past, Qian Long and I opened a machine and started the game heartily.

I subconsciously turned my head to look over, and then stood up in fright, I don't know when there were five or six more young people behind me, each wearing red and green, looking similar to the Internet celebrity in Kuaishou.

Liu Qi, who was beaten by me in the auto repair shop during the day, was actually among them, but his "Watermelon Taro" army and the girl named Xiaoying did not follow.

Liu Qi was wrapped in several layers of gauze on his head, cowering and hiding behind a young man in his twenties, pointing at me and stammering at the young man, "Brother.. Only.. He hit me at night.

After seeing the appearance of the inch-headed young man clearly, I couldn't help but swallow my saliva, and then shrunk my head and said hello: "Crazy brother, what's wrong with you?"

The guy standing in front of Liu Qi is called Li Junfeng, nicknamed Crazy, we were in the last two sessions, and he usually likes to hang around the school, which belongs to the kind of mix that is more awesome, when I was still studying, I heard of him, but I haven't seen him before.

Li Junfeng pinched my shoulder, raised his mouth and sneered: Let's talk outside.

At this moment, Qian Long, who was separated by the two of me, suddenly dropped the headphones, got up angrily and looked at me and cursed: "Wang Lang, are you so blind that you can't see that person?"

Everyone's eyes fell on him in an instant, Qian Long blinked his eyes twice, and immediately took out his mobile phone in the next second, put it next to his ear, made a phone call, and walked leisurely towards the door of the Internet café: ", I can't play tonight, there are too many hangers, there is a forced hiker who drove me into the car, and asked my brother if he bought it, the thief is scary." ”

Li Junfeng pushed my shoulder and smiled: "Let's go, buddy, you have to let me drag you to look good?"

Li Junfeng and they were about to drag me outside the Internet café, Qian Long touched the back of the waist with one hand, held the mobile phone in the other hand and walked in from the outside, grinning and shouting: "Okay, okay, let's do it with you again, just a handful, let you have a good experience, how big are the feet of our society, follow me after parachuting, I know where there is 98K." ”

Hearing Qian Long's sentence of 98K, I suddenly came to my senses, and half-pushed and half-followed Li Junfeng and his gang towards the outside of the Internet café...