Chapter 290: Cute Little Bamboo Shoots
"Zixia, I think they're right, you can start from Mengyi. ”
Lang Wenxing, who got out of the wedding car, couldn't help but laugh when he heard the words of the groomsmen,
"Those bridesmaids will be embarrassed for me for a while, whether I can pass their test or not, but it depends on whether you can win Mengyi!"
Before Liu Zixia could speak, Lin Yifeng preemptively said: "Brother Xing, just put your heart in your stomach, everything depends on my Brother Xia!"
"......" Liu Zixia was a little speechless, this guy is getting more and more out of character.
"Hahaha!"
Seeing Liu Zixia's embarrassment, Wu Xiubo and the others all laughed.
According to Chinese customs, it is not so easy for the groom to take the bride!
All over China, it has been exposed to all kinds of vices of bridesmaids, marriage troubles and customs, what bridesmaids are lifted skirts, bridesmaids are forced to kiss the best man, bridesmaids are attacked, breasts are ......
But in fact, this kind of vulgarity only exists in a few places in China, and more people in China are friendly, that is for the sake of excitement and a happy wedding.
However, it is still early to say that these are all early, because Lang Wenxing's wedding car has driven downstairs to the unit where Cheng Siqi lives, and there is still no one from the bride's side to greet him.
After waiting for about ten minutes, the bride's side did not wait, but called the residents of the community who got up early for a walk.
They stood not far away, looking at these black Rolls-Royces with the word "hi" on them, and they were talking.
There are a lot of rich owners in the community, but it is the first time that they have seen so many Rolls-Royce wedding cars at once, they have lived in this community for so long.
Fortunately, Liu Zixia and they all wore sunglasses, and now that it was just dawning, the street lights in the community had already been extinguished, so these residents did not recognize Liu Zixia's identity.
Otherwise, I would have called friends to come over and watch, after all, they are five famous stars in the entertainment industry, which is rare!
Being looked at like a monkey by so many people, Lang Wenxing was a little impatient.
However, even if no one comes down to pick up relatives, this should be the procedure that should be followed, otherwise, Cheng Siqi may not know how to clean up Longwenxing afterwards.
"Okay, let's not pestle here, anyway, it's a knife to stretch out your head, and it's also a knife to shrink your head, let's go up directly!"
Looking up at the high floor, Longman Xing turned his head and said a word to Liu Zixia, and entered the building with a heart to die.
In addition to Liu Zixia and their best men, there are two people in charge of photography and four security guards in charge of security.
Leaving two security guards to watch the car, as well as guarding the entrance of the residential building, Liu Zixia and their best men followed closely behind Longwenxing and walked in the direction of the elevator.
Entering the elevator, Liu Zixia was just about to press the button of the elevator, but when he looked up, he saw a note with black letters on a red background posted on the elevator, which read: "Take the elevator to the 19th floor and turn to the safe passage."
On this note, there is also a happy word.
"Yes, they are planning to toss us to death today!" Pointing to this line of words, Liu Zixia looked helpless.
"Why don't we go to the 20th floor first?" Ye Lintao suggested.
"No, listen to them. Lu Weiting waved his hand again and again and said: "If we don't listen to them, don't go up and not only be tricked by them, but also come down according to their rules, isn't this a crime in vain?
When William Lok was on Hong Kong Island, he once attended his brother's wedding, but he didn't follow the rules set by the bridesmaids.
As a result, the bridesmaids tossed Lu Weiting enough, not only made him a black mountain demon, but also made him change into women's clothes, and changed into a women's clothing boss!
For this matter, those relatives in Lu Weiting's family laughed at him for a long time.
Thinking about it now, he still has lingering palpitations!
"Well, listen to Wei Ting. Lin Yifeng shuddered all over, and obviously thought of some bad experiences.
......
pressed the elevator on the 19th floor, and by the time everyone got out of the elevator and turned to the safe passage, there were already four or five people from the bride's side waiting for them.
Hey, there are acquaintances, He Jingjing!
Seeing Lang Wenxing and them walking in cautiously, He Jingjing smiled happily and said, "I've been waiting for you for a long time, why did you come here now?"
"Sister Jingjing, what are you going to do?" Liu Zixia and He Jingjing were the most familiar, so he asked everyone's doubts.
"It's very simple!" He Jingjing said with a smile: "What do you see on the ground?"
Everyone looked down...... One by one, small bamboo shoots about half an inch came out of the ground, and the color of the flowers was so green that the corners of Liu Zixia's mouth grinned.
"What the hell is this?" Ye Lintao had never seen this thing, and asked subconsciously.
"Shiatboard!" Liu Zixia's mouth grinned to the root of his ears, "If you step on this thing, it will taste so sour!"
This thing is too familiar to Liu Zixia, in the previous life, this thing was simply rotten, I really don't know where He Jingjing got it.
"Is it so outrageous?" Lin Yifeng obviously didn't believe it, "Isn't it just some small bamboo shoots? This thing should be hollow, not to mention that we are wearing shoes, even if we walk barefoot, it's fine!"
"You try!"
What he wanted was Lin Yifeng's words, and as soon as his words fell, He Jingjing showed a happy smile, "You take off your shoes and try it." ”
Liu Zixia didn't help Lin Yifeng speak this time.
There is a good saying, it is called "No, No, No, No", the pit you dug yourself, even if you cry to death, you have to jump in!
Lang Wenxing and the others also showed an expression of interest, it seemed that they had never seen this thing before.
"Try it, try it, what's here!"
Lin Yifeng, this guy, didn't know that he was already on the road, so he took off his shoes stupidly and stepped on it.
"Oh...... Shh
This powerful kick hurt so much that he almost jumped three feet high, took several steps back, and squatted on the ground with a painful and happy expression on his face.
Except for Liu Zixia, Lang Wenxing and several of them were taken aback by Lin Yifeng's voice.
"What's the situation, does it hurt so much?"
"Yi Feng, don't scare us!"
"I'm rubbing, your voice scared me so much that my heart almost went into arrest!"
Lang Wenxing and the others began to complain, worried about their appearance one by one, like an infatuated man and a woman.
"I'll go, it hurts me!"
Lin Yifeng pressed his feet like crazy, and looked in the direction of the little bamboo shoot with palpitations, "That, beauty...... Don't tell me, let's just go on like this!"
Generally, there are two stairs between such floors.
One end is connected to the lower floor, and there is a resting platform in the middle, and when you turn around, you will find a staircase that connects to the upper floor.
When I looked up, the staircase connecting the 19th floor was already covered with shiatsu boards.
If you take off your shoes and walk up, you will have to peel off your skin if you don't die!
"No, no, no!" He Jingjing shook her head again and again, "You misunderstood! It's not that you just walked up, we only paved a flight of stairs with these finger pressure boards, and there was no one behind them." ”
"That's okay!" Wu Xiubo exhaled a breath and said, "This is not enough to kill you!"
"Xiubo, what do you want?" Lang Wenxing made a bitter face and said, "A few of them are fine, you don't want to think about how old we are, how can you stand this old arm and legs?"
"Huh?" Wu Xiubo came back to his senses.
Come to think of it, these young people are all in their twenties, thirty-year-olds, and their physical fitness is very high, and these shiatsu boards are nothing to these young people.
But for him and Lang Wenxing, it would have to go to half a life!
"That, Miss Jingjing, let's have a discussion!" Wu Xiubo's face twitched, and he said, "Otherwise, the two of us will be free, these finger pressure boards ......"
"You can let Zixia and them carry you up?"
Before Wu Xiubo finished speaking, He Jingjing interrupted them, "Look at them all young and strong, it's absolutely no problem to carry you up!"
"That's right!"
Lang Wenxing and Wu Xiubo's eyes lit up, and they looked at Liu Zixia and the four of them with bad intentions.
"Don't, don't look for me, I can't stand it now, but I can't carry you!" Lin Yifeng shook his head again and again, he didn't want to step on it himself, let alone carry someone.
Ye Lintao also took two steps back and said, "Brother Xing, Uncle Bo, I have a disease that hurts all over my body as soon as I carry a person......
Poof, do you want to be so shameless, and 'a sick body aches when you carry someone', won't your conscience hurt when you talk like this?
Liu Zixia saw that he couldn't run away, so he said: "Yes, count me in, I'll carry Brother Xing!"
"I'll carry Uncle Bo!" Lu Weiting patted his chest very meaningfully, "I've been working out all these years, so there should be no problem!"
"Okay, go back, brother, I'll thank you alone!" Lang Wenxing smiled on his face.
The shiatsu strategy is settled, and a journey into hell begins!
"Shhh
"It hurts, it hurts me!"
"Ah, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts......"
From the 19th to the 20th floor, there was a burst of screams of ghosts and wolves, and the terrible roar could scare people out of heart disease.
Fortunately, the quality of the buildings in the Green Garden community is very passable, even if these guys break their throats, they can't reach the ears of the residents in the community.
He Jingjing led a few little girls in the studio, looking at Liu Zixia and them stepping on the finger pressure board, the appearance of stepping on and screaming, stopping and roaring, laughing so much that a flower branch trembled, leaned forward and closed.
urged again and again to follow the film crew responsible for recording the wedding, and recorded Liu Zixia's expressions on their faces clearly.
The two photographers were also happy to do this, after all, they always looked like a reporter every day, and it was rare to see him deflated.
If you don't take advantage of such a good opportunity right now, won't it be a waste?
So, this scene was recorded like this!
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(PS: Friends, I'm sorry, I originally set up automatic updates, but it didn't update, it's my fault!)