Zhao Guanren once thought that Yu Niang was scheming, afraid that the new maid would compete with her for favor, so he specially bought six soil fat rounds to disgust him, but when the neighbors came to say goodbye, he realized that Dashun, like Datang, was fat as beauty.

The fat man represents a wealthy family and is good at giving birth to children, and the thin man represents being poor and not prosperous, so Miss Bian's thin bamboo pole can't get married in her twenties.

"Damn, how much money did you eat Lao Tzu so fat, and raised six little fat pigs......"

Zhao Guanren sat in the atrium with a grumbling stomach, and the six little chubby girls were busy jumping around, cleaning inside and out and preparing for dinner.

The two cooks also bought it back, handed over the front and back doors to the two old couples, and invited professional cooks to come over to buy a dinner, and more than 300 taels of silver were gone.

"Young master, I heard that you invited the magistrate of the county......

Yu Niang ran over panting, as if she had become a little housekeeper, she whispered: "Our Lantai Zhixian people call Song eat pigs, but he is not a good person, even the Bian family is jealous of him for three points, you must give a big gift when he comes, and he has to sleep with people!"

"Sleeping people?"

Zhao Guanren was stunned and said: "Who does he want to sleep with, he won't sleep with Lao Tzu, what does Song mean by eating pigs?"

"I just have to eat a pig every time, that guy is greedy for money, lustful and delicious......"

Yu Niang was dissatisfied: "He is famous for eating and sleeping, you must not arrange a girl to sleep for him, if he is not satisfied, he will come to trouble the next day, I think he will definitely pick Sister Ling'er, Sister Ling'er is so plump and beautiful!"

"Uh~"

Zhao Guanren looked at the fat women like small tanks, and said stiffly: "Girl! What does plump mean, that is where it should be fat, and where it should not be fat, it can only be a little bit of meat, like this kind of girl who is as thick as the top and bottom, that is, the bucket has become fine!"

"Poof~"

Yu Niang covered her mouth and laughed, and said in his ear: "The slave family knows what the young master is happy about, such as the nurse who guarded the door before, I see that the young master's saliva is about to flow out, tomorrow I will go to find a matchmaker and give the young master a two-room concubine!"

"Don't!"

Zhao Guanren waved his hand and said, "What kind of concubine are you accepting, just buy two decent maids!"

"No, the young master fooled around with his subordinates, it's good to say......

Yu Niang said: "I am your roommate, you can only fool around with me, no! can only let me sleep, the next child will have to drown, the rules of the big family are very strict, if you lack one, you will be pointed at, and even affect your career!"

"Okay, good, fool around at night, go get busy......"

Zhao Guanren hurriedly slapped her on the buttocks, and Yu Niang left happily, but what she said was not wrong at all, the ancients paid special attention to the respect and humility of the old and the young, and there were a lot of rules and regulations, which simply took the life of him, a modern person.

"Zhang Gongzi! Song Zhixian is here, come out to greet you......"

The master of the yamen ran in with a smoke, and Dashun had dinner at four o'clock in the afternoon, and it was normal for visitors to come at three o'clock.

"Brother Liu, what ......are you in a hurry?"

Zhao Guanren got up unhurriedly, put his hands behind his back and said with a smile: "Although my two elder brothers are gone, there are their old friends who take care of me in various realms...... Let's see!"

"Alas~ This heart-digging word, speaking in my heart, is like boiling water......"

Master Liu held his hand for a while, and said: "Brother, we should still be respected, Lord Song is the nephew of Lord Zhou, the servant of the household department, and Lord Zhou is the nephew of the official Shangshu, this turn is the second grade, the son of heaven is close to the minister!"

"Got it!, or why would I invite him over......

Zhao Guanren pretended to be forced to go outside

, I saw a team of officials when I went out, the men of the Dashun Dynasty generally rode horses, even civil officials, it is rare to see a man sitting in a sedan chair, but Song Eat Pig may be too fat, and the four sedan chair men are sweating profusely.

"Good boy, the whole county government is here......"

Zhao Guanren stood on the steps with his hands behind his back, and Master Liu said with a smile: "Generally, Lord Song will not come, but your eldest brother is the famous Zhang Tianbao, he must give this face, the two behind are Hu Xiancheng and Li Dianshi, and Hu Xiancheng's origin is not small!"

"The presence of all the adults really makes the humble house shine......"

Zhao Guanren stood on the steps and arched his hand, Yu Niang hurriedly greeted the people with his subordinates, and stood on both sides with his head bowed in a proper manner, but according to the rules, Zhao Guanren was going down to greet him, and there was a bunch of etiquette to talk about, and the anxious Liu Zhushu broke out in a cold sweat on his forehead.

"Zhang Gongzi, I have admired my name for a long time......"

Hu Xiancheng jumped off the horse happily, wore a green official robe, embroidered with silver thread on his chest, and looked like a good show after returning the salute with his fists.

This is the first time Zhao Guanren has seen Dashun officials, Dashun official robes look similar to the Ming Dynasty, there are two small wings behind the official hats, but the officials are all dressed in a capable way, no one wears obstructive robes, the department is black and red, and there is a patch of the word "Ya" on the chest.

"Zhang Gongzi! the shelf is really not small......"

There was a strange sound of yin and yang in the sedan chair, but Zhao Guanren put his hand behind his back and said: "Lord Song! I am in a high place and it is cold, standing high may not be standing firm, sitting low is called flat and stable, Lord Zhao asked me to bring you a word, you must sit firm!"

"Which Lord Zhao?"

The sedan curtain was suddenly lifted, and sure enough, it was a white-faced fat man, and the red official uniform was about to burst by the fat body.

"Adults know what to do, so why bother asking ......"

Zhao Guanren finally walked to the sedan chair and bent down to salute, and said with a smile: "I heard that Lord Inspector is about to return, there is two good and bad news to bring to you, Xiaosheng will not reveal the secret in advance, but there is something closely related to adults, presumably adults must be very interested!"

"Oh, let's hear ......."

Song Eat Pig looked him up and down, Zhao Guanren got close and said: "Many people silently care about adults, no matter how big or small, for example, the beauty flowers you have picked are ninety-seven, if you add three more flowers, you can make up a whole, just a hundred people!"

"How do I know that I ...... this?"

Song Eating Pig was scared to speak with a big tongue, this is the biggest privacy of a person, but it seems that he may have counted himself, and someone's unknown good friend has also been counted.

"Don't worry, adults!"

Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "I am all fellow travelers, I am not an enemy now, and I will not be in the future, please invite the adults into the house today, it is purely a familiar face, I don't talk about business, only talk about Fengyue, eat, drink and have fun!"

"Okay, good, good! The Zhang family is full of loyalty, which is really my blessing of great shun......

Song Eat Pig walked down and helped him get up with his own hands, and grabbed him on the arm, Zhao Guanren humbly invited him in, it seems that no matter ancient or modern, this officialdom has not changed much, and even the doorway is exactly the same.

"Greetings to your ......"

Yu Niang shouted angrily, the two porters hurriedly lit the firecrackers, and hurriedly led their wives to beat the gongs and drums, while Zhao Guanren shouted: "Sing the salute! Sing out loud the salutes of the adults, so that the people of the city are happy for us!"

"Uh~"

The faces of Lord Song and the others froze, even if they could come, they would have given the greatest face, and they had to fall asleep while eating and holding it, how could there be any reason to put money inside.

"Uh-huh~ that ......"

Lord Song looked at Master Liu embarrassedly and said, "Master Liu, go and see, if the official's gift has arrived, you can't go the wrong way and make people laugh!"

"Humble duty understands!"

Master Liu is so clever, he hurriedly called a few people to buy it on the spot, Zhao Guanren led a group of people straight into the inner house, and the neighbors came to eat big households, but as soon as the sycophants heard that the county was courteous, they naturally did not dare to give less money.

"Come, Lord Song, please take a seat......"

Zhao Guanren's hand "front and back" confused Lord Song, and after taking a seat, he laughed like a fool, Hu Xiancheng was also full of mush, I don't know what he said to Lord Song, so he could only follow along with the silly music, for fear of accidentally stepping on the thunder.

"That's not right......"

A servant sat at the table in the corner and said in confusion: "I have seen the third young master of the Zhang family, when he came to get his second brother's pension, it happened to be the way I showed him, and he was about the same age, but he didn't look like this!"

"Drink too much, isn't that the old lady of the Zhang family, she can still admit her son wrong......"

The colleagues were all disdainful, and it happened that Zhao Guanren led Yu Niang over, first toasted them collectively with a glass of wine, and then sent them a big red envelope one by one, and they got acquainted with each other, and then moved to another table.

"Golden Leaf!"

The officials suddenly widened their eyes, there were two gold leaves in each red envelope, and their two leaders hurriedly opened them, but seven or eight pieces fell "in a hurry", and they were so frightened that they quickly picked them up and hurriedly stuffed them into their arms.

"I'm Di Niang! Zhang Gongzi is so generous, how rich is this......"

The officials were all excited, in fact, they only blamed them for not seeing, the gold leaf looks very large, but one or two pieces of gold can knock out a dozen pieces, and the thin one is like paper, and the total value of more than 30 of them is not more than fifty taels.

"Rank! This Zhang Sangongzi is not an ordinary person......

The head catcher said in a low voice: "Zhang Dagongzi has a tendon, he was sent to death only after he offended, and the stupid second child still wanted to avenge him, and he also gave his life, but this is amazing, Miss Bian is respectful to him, and then look at our adult's face, the girl doesn't dare to look at it!"

"Xie Fu! Xie Yuan is outside! A pair of congratulatory gold ingots, ten silk horses, and a treasure knife......"

The little old man in the concierge shouted in a loud voice, and the rich gentry in the courtyard hurriedly got up, only to see a sturdy middle-aged man walking in, with a white-faced young man behind him, who came up and saluted with Lord Song, leaving everyone else aside.

"Thank you for a long time, please come in and talk about it......"

Zhao Guanren stood up with a smile, Xie Yuanwai tacitly laughed, and followed him into the house very affectionately, naturally talking about last night's killer, before he sent someone to send a military steel knife over, Xie Yuanwai came in person.

"Master Huang, how to inquire about the news, he has known Lao Xie for a long time, how can he not know ......?"

Lord Song slapped the table angrily, and the master said aggrievedly: "My lord, I mentioned to you before, he helped the Xie family make trouble with the Bian family's shop, Miss Bian came forward in person, and the two were also old acquaintances, but you didn't care at the time!"

"I ......"

Lord Song couldn't scold his words, and said impatiently: "Go to find that Master Liu, and order him to add another batch of congratulatory gifts, the king of Hades is good, the little ghost is difficult to puff, don't capsize in the gutter!"

Lord Song had a lot of blood tonight, and he wanted to find out where Zhao Guanren came from, but it was inconvenient for him to speak in front of all the guests, and when others saw that he had given such a heavy gift, people who didn't take it seriously rushed to visit.

"Miss Bian has arrived, a pair of golden pigs, 50 silk horses, 10 treasure knives, 1 horse, 10 pure gold lighters, 10 boxes of special cigarettes, and a number of pearl agate ......"

"Wow!"

The guests were in an uproar, and even Lord Song was shocked by such a heavy gift, and Xie Yuanwai, who had just sat down, sneered again and again, only Zhao Guanren stood alone in front of the door, looking at Bian Xianglan who was striding over, and said with a wicked smile: "This meal finally didn't lose money, and it was over!"