Chapter 666: Plan a way out
This story of the heavenly realm, Huaxia Kingdom has folklore.
Those who can't remember it, I'm afraid that I won't recognize it completely, and I also drew a villain book.
For Han Wenxuan, he couldn't tell what the twenty-four stars in the sky looked like.
But the birthday star can still remember, the one who rides a deer and takes a peach is not who he is.
He looked down at the sika deer, which was really no different from the one in the New Year's painting.
"What do you call me?" asked Han Wenxuan.
"Heavenly Sea Holy Monarch. The birthday guy said.
What is the Tianhai Holy Monarch, Han Wenxuan doesn't know.
After all, in the folklore villain books he read before, there really wasn't this one.
Is Xu not well-known?
Looking at Han Wenxuan, the birthday boy smiled.
"Tianhai Shengjun, I met you by spiritual sense, and in my last life, your memory was lost, of course I can't remember my old friend. However, Heavenly Sea Saint Monarch, congratulations on your successful transformation into a god. As long as you can survive the ninety-nine eighty-one heavenly thunders, we will be able to meet again in the Heavenly Realm! At that time, your Heavenly Sea Saint Monarch will still be a Saint Monarch, and no one in the Three Realms will dare to stretch out their claws to you. ”
The birthday guy is very informative.
Han Wenxuan didn't understand for a while.
Even if he did, he wouldn't understand.
He thought that it was because of his strong cultivation ability that he succeeded in transforming into a god.
But according to the subtext of the birthday guy, this is obviously a release of water!
"May I ask you a question, old man?" Han Wenxuan said.
"Yes. "The birthday guy wasn't angry at all.
Han Wenxuan knew that he was rude to say this. But as an old friend, Han Wenxuan felt panicked.
He's not an old monster, so he doesn't want to be friends with the birthday guy.
"Why did the ancestors of the Han family work hard to cultivate the truth for generations, but none of them succeeded, but they still worked hard? Why didn't I cultivate more, but I succeeded? Han Biao put forward an anti-intellectual theory.
Although the Han family has not admitted it for generations, this is an indisputable fact.
The birthday boy pointed to a donkey in the mortal world.
"What is this?"
"Donkey. Han Wenxuan said.
The birthday guy jumped on the donkey, and the donkey didn't go. The birthday boy took a carrot and hung it in front of the donkey, and the donkey walked away happily.
Han Wenxuan understood.
The Heavenly Realm once gave the Han family a carrot that they longed for but couldn't reach, so the Han family took it seriously, so they were like stupid donkeys, and they went to cultivate the truth for generations.
The success of Xiuzhen is inspirational. If you don't succeed, you can't do the exercises, you don't have enough talent, or you don't have luck.
Actually, it's a joke.
"I can succeed not because the cultivation is in place, right?" Han Wenxuan asked the birthday boy.
The birthday star guy said: "When you were reincarnated, Tianhai Shengjun, you brought your own spirit beads, how could it be comparable to those worldly people who were mortals with the naked eye?"
Han Wenxuan understood.
His success is not because of how hard he worked. It's because he was reincarnated in the right place, and he comes with a fairy cheat. Although he didn't know what the spirit bead was. But he knew that from the moment of reincarnation, he had won lying down.
This is undoubtedly a mockery for the ancestors of the Han family.
You didn't become an immortal, not because you didn't work hard, but because you didn't reincarnate right.
Reincarnation is a technical job.
Han Wenxuan's mouth grinned, could it be that this heavenly realm is also like the human world, there is such a thing as a class solidification.
Could it be that the cultivation realm also has a Matthew effect, the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.
The road to immortality pursued by the ancestors of the Han family, the road to immortality, is to become an immortal monster and become a vulgar person in the greasy Three Realms?
It's too big.
The world talks about three lives and three lives.
For Han Wenxuan, he didn't think that he, a modern person who is close to an atheist, would have a fairy past life.
It's just that what kind of establishment is the Heavenly Sea Holy Monarch in Heavenly Court?
At the first moment of becoming a god, he could see the eldest birthday star in the three stars of Fu Lu Shou, and Han Wenxuan was really flattered.
The birthday boy calls him an old friend, and he is thinking about his predecessor
Is it the same as Tang Seng is a character like a golden cicada, a famous brand of heaven such as a good person in the tenth world.
"Let me ask you, old man, what is the position of the Sea Sage Monarch that day?" Han Wenxuan asked the birthday star.
The birthday boy was a little stupid.
"What is a job title?"
The birthday boy is too old to keep up with the times.
"That's what it does. ”
Han Wenxuan hopes that the birthday star will give him some popular science.
"The Heavenly Sea Saint Monarch is opposite to the Twenty-Four Star Monarch. The Holy Monarch is divided into five levels. Those who do not enter the class are called Danlin Shengjun. The fifth-rank ones are called middle-level saints. The fourth-class ones are called the Hidden Saints, the third-class ones are called the Born Saints, and the second-class ones are called the Top Saints. The first class is called the universal saint. The special one is called the Supreme Holy Lord. Higher than the Holy Major, he is called Pu'an Tianjun. The most powerful is called the Advent Birthday Star. And your specifications are stronger than those of these tiers of Saints. Your cultivation is higher than that of the emperor, and you are uninhibited by the world, so you call yourself the Holy Monarch of the Heavenly Sea. "The birthday star's words made Han Wenxuan understand that his cultivation in Heavenly Court was very good, higher than that of the Jade Emperor, but his grade was lower than that of any immortal. Or what kind of self-styled complex?
Isn't this Bi Ma Wen's routine?
The people of Heavenly Court can't be provoked, so they give a broken title, but when it's their turn, they don't even have the treatment of Sun Monkey. Just a self-styled one. Isn't this a copy of the white-clothed prime minister?
"Tianhai Saint Monarch sounds very powerful, are there any benefits?" Han Wenxuan asked.
The birthday guy couldn't understand it again.
"What is welfare, is it related to lucky stars?"
The birthday boy's comprehension and reading ability is not as good as that of first-grade elementary school students, Han Wenxuan said patiently: "It's just that thing, what's the benefit?"
"Immortality, count?" said the birthday boy.
Han Wenxuan thought for a moment and asked, "Is there anything else?"
"It can move mountains and seas, reverse time and space, catch stars and moons
"The birthday guy also has to speak a four-character idiom.
Han Wenxuan stopped.
"I have no enmity with the mountains and seas, the stars and the moon, so I don't need to catch them. Let me ask you, does this benefit include those golden pills that save people? For example, the kind that can save the dead, or the kind that can cure heart disease, what I want are those pills that save people and prolong lives, can this benefit be there?"
The chances of modern medicine curing the fruit are slim.
Even the Chinese medicine he has learned can only be maintained.
"Yes. As long as you have time to come to Heaven often to see, the treasures here, whatever you want, you can have. The Holy Monarch shall take it. "The birthday guy is very generous.
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Han Wenxuan laughed.
There are many things like the Holy Monarch in the Heavenly Court.
It's really not very valuable, and the title of the predecessor of the Tianhai Holy Monarch can make the birthday guy so loved, which is a riddle that he doesn't know.
"Hehe, I want a medicine that can cure heart disease, the kind that can be completely cured. Han Wenxuan said.
"What the Holy Monarch is talking about is the Heart Changing Pill, this is simple, just ask Taishang Laojun to go. The birthday guy gasped. He said so much that he could, it turned out that he didn't have anything here.
Han Wenxuan followed the birthday boy and stepped into the heavenly realm.
The fairy palace is really immortal.
Jade step gold bricks, each of which shows rich luxury.
The whole palace complex looks very magnificent from a distance.
The peculiar scenery of the three mountains, the spring of immortality of the five mountains.
Clear waterfall Milky Way, mountain flowers and trees, strange birds and beasts.
The world here really made Han Wenxuan dizzy.
It's a bit cheesy to describe it.
No wonder the ancestors of the Han family insisted so much on the carrots that they couldn't eat, the scenery of the heavenly realm was really likable!
That's what it's called.
What kind of human mansion is not even the lowest level here at all.
He followed the birthday boy and walked around, walking and walking, this big heavenly palace is a labyrinth.
"I said, old man, where is the old gentleman?"
The birthday guy said: "Soon, soon it will be here." ”
Here they walk, no
Immortals block the way.
Han Wenxuan asked the reason: "Why did I enter here so quickly? Heavenly Court doesn't have a security system?Why haven't I seen that legendary Nantian Gate?" What is the security system?"
"The security system is the gatekeeper. Han Wenxuan made a briefing.
"Oh, it's the Nantianmen guard. I get it. The birthday boy said: "That holy monarch, you are your own person, of course the guards of the Nantian Gate can't stop you." Han Wenxuan smiled.
The operation in heaven and earth is the same.
The young master just has a face that is exempt from inspection!
They arrived at the mansion of Taishang Laojun.
The breeze and the moon dozed off.
The old green cow grazes.
Taishang Laojun meditates in his palace.
This kind of slow life has never been enjoyed even by Old Man Han.
Everyone says that immortals are good.
It's a very comfortable life.
"Laojun, don't meditate, look at it, who's coming?"
As soon as the birthday guy shouted like this, Taishang Laojun opened his eyes.
Han Wenxuan thinks that Taishang Laojun must be the originator of sleeping skills.
His eyes were still half asleep, otherwise how could Sun Monkey sneak into his backyard and steal the golden pill.
Taishang Laojun looked at Han Wenxuan for a long time.
I saw that this young man had clear eyebrows, and the spiritual platform was shining with ten thousand golden lights, and his cultivation was not shallow. That temperament is a bit vulgar to describe Zhuo Ran, no matter how you look at it, it is not the class of ordinary immortals, it is a little, not very good. He was dressed in nondescript clothes, and his workmanship was too poor to catch the eye.
Han Wenxuan also looked at the old man. It's not the same as the one in the painting, if it is placed in the world, it is an ordinary old man, that is, eyebrows and eyes, the difference is that people also have a big forehead, which is a popular symbol of heaven?
They looked at each other like this for a while.
The difference between ancient and modern clothing and the times makes them suddenly not in the same world.
Han Wenxuan felt that he was a bit like the stupid male protagonist in the time-traveling drama.
And the old man in front of him is like the existence of the golden finger in the plot.
Don't be too routine, okay?
Modern people like to swallow ancient CPs, but they don't really like ancient stalks.
Taishang Laojun said: "Tianhai Shengjun, come to me, what is the so-called matter?"
Han Wenxuan said: "I want to ask for a golden pill." My daughter has heart problems. ”
Taishang Laojun said: "Actually, Shengjun, your spiritual cultivation technique is much stronger than my Heart Replenishing Pill, why do you ask me?"
Han Wenxuan's ears drooped.
"Didn't I forget? Old man Li, you're bullying me. What kind of spiritual cultivation technique did I have in my previous body, and now I have only cultivated to the ordinary stage, I can't remember the cultivation technique, did you not even give a single pill?"
Taishang Laojun said: "It's not that I don't give it to the Holy Monarch. It is really Heavenly Court that also adopts the policy of restricting purchases. This heart-tonifying pill is nervous!"
Han Wenxuan said, "Can I give you money?"
Han Wenxuan felt that what he had was money. If you go back and get it, won't it be over?
Taishang Laojun shook his head and said, "The heavenly realm does not use human currency. ”
"Then I'll burn ghost money. There are hundreds of millions of them, and there are many of them. Han Wenxuan teased.
Taishang Laojun shook his head again.
It seems that this heart-tonifying pill, this old man is iron-hearted and does not give it.
Heavenly Court, like the human world, has there been inflation?
Han Wenxuan looked at Taishang Laojun.
"Say, what will you give you, can you give me the Heart Tonifying Pill?"
Guoguo is too important to Han Wenxuan.
Taishang Laojun smiled: "Holy Monarch, I am an immortal, and I can't look down on mortal things." All I want is your hair. Can you give me all your hair?" Han Wenxuan looked at Taishang Laojun.
"You want this, give it to you. ”
The birthday guy's face is not very good.
"I said Taishang Laojun, you are robbing. Don't you know how precious the Saint's hair is?"