Chapter 30: Limericks
When Luo Ji heard Yi Nantian's words next to her, she immediately became angry, got up and slapped Yi Nantian in the face, and scolded in her mouth:
"Stinky and shameless, it turns out that you are this kind of person......"
Yi Nantian was beaten and almost fell to the ground, picked it up and secretly shouted: "Good fight." ”
Turning around and punching over without thinking, Luo Ji fell to the ground, Luo Ji is a thin and weak woman, how much strength can she carry?
Next to him, Xing Xiao had already gotten up there, pointing at Yi Nantian and cursing: "Yi Nantian, you bastard...... I will never let you go. ”
"What did you say?" Yi Nantian turned around, coldly punched Xing Xiao in the face, and scolded: "You brainless guy, you promised to help you clean up a street gangster, but you are vexatious and against Brother Shi, are you blind or what's the matter? Do you know who he is?"
Xing Xiao was stunned, he couldn't understand the meaning of Yi Nantian's words, he looked at him angrily but with a confused face, and couldn't help asking:
"Who?"
"You have forgotten all the rumors that have been in the market for a long time?"
"What rumors?"
"Nuwa mends the heavenly stone, falls on the east coast, ascends in thirty years, and the mana is boundless......"
"There are great changes in the west, the waves are raging in the east, the foreign demons are in the bush, the sky is changed, the strange stones are born of huge light, and the demons are turning the tide - cut, this is his business. ”
The last four sentences are Xing Xiao continued, it turns out that there is a limerick poem, I don't know which master made it up, anyway, this year more than a year folk children are jumping rubber bands, kicking shuttlecocks, playing games when word of mouth, after a long time everyone knows, but what it means, no one can understand.
It's just that this Yi Nantian is very smart, and when he saw that there was a word "stone" in Nangong Shi's name, he immediately transplanted him to Nangong Shi with a graft.
"Brother Nangong Shi is the reincarnation of the remaining Nuwa Mending Heaven Stone, don't you know?"
"Bullshit!" Xing Xiao glanced at Nangong Shi contemptuously and said, "Just his hanging appearance, if it is the reincarnation of Nuwa Niangniang's spirit stone to mend the sky, then I am the Jade Emperor." ”
Nangong Shi has not spoken, he has also heard of this nursery rhyme limerick, but although there is a word "stone" in it, he has never thought of himself, at this time, when he listened, he felt that it was the same as the real thing, he was born with divine power, born with extraordinary agility, extremely sensitive to martial arts cultivation, it can be said that he will learn it as soon as he learns, and he can understand it at one point, on the contrary, his understanding of some aspects is extremely poor, and he often has the feeling of "words do not reach the meaning".
Hearing Yi Nantian try his best to put gold on himself, try his best to defend himself, and try his best to add to his dragon robe, his heart was also a little swollen, and he gradually believed it, so he waved his hand and said, "Hey, give me quiet." Then he said to Yi Nantian, "Your name is Yi Nantian?"
"Yes, Brother Shi!"
Yi Nantian stood there respectfully and said.
"Let's go, come with me to supper, and talk while eating. ”
Yi Nan nodded in agreement, turned around and "spitted" at Xing Xiao fiercely, and scolded: "Big head and brainless are typical symptoms of the rich second generation, and I almost missed my big event with you." ”
The scolding made Xing Xiao's face flushed, and her nose and eyes were about to burst out, but her front teeth were burst out, and the brothers around her wailed, and there was no longer any combat effectiveness, and she watched Yi Nantian rampant for a while, and followed Nangong Shi away.
With Yi Nantian, Nangong Shi found a stall selling barbecue, asked for a beer, ordered a lot of barbecue, and sat face to face to eat and drink.
Along the way, Yi Nantian has been thinking about it for a long time, this guy took him to supper, and he must come to ask about "Nuwa Mending the Heavenly Stone", he was originally making up nonsense, I really want to ask, where can I say what kind of ugly Yin Mao comes out?
I can't help but think in my heart, I have to hurry up and prepare some homework, this evil star is not easy to mess with, in case he says that he will not be able to run away after a good fight, and it is very likely that he will be beaten and beaten by him.
After thinking for a while, he took out his mobile phone and secretly searched for the word "Nangong Stone" in Baidu, this search didn't matter, but he was shocked and found that this guy was not simple: he was a proud disciple of Professor Ning Lin of Donghai University of Physical Education, Professor Ning once threatened:
"The World Fighting Arena has been the world of Nangong Shi within thirty years, and it is no exaggeration to say that Nangong Shi can be his exclusive state. ”
As it stands, he holds the record for 68 games without defeat in the Southern League.
said that this is all on the surface, in private, Nangong Shi eats like a pig, his strength is like a cow, his body is as hard as a turtle, and his actions are like an ape, and the most terrifying thing is that he has knocked out nearly 20 world heavyweight boxing champions in underground fighting.
Seeing this, Yi Nantian was even more convinced that what he did today was right, and to go against this monster was to be irresponsible to himself, and when he figured it out, he turned off his mobile phone and said softly:
"Brother Shi is a celebrity, his brother's name is Yi Nantian, from the Department of Psychology of Jiangnan University, I have heard of Brother Shi's name for a long time, and I worship him, but I didn't have the opportunity to see him, I didn't expect to meet in this way today, it's really unexpected. ”
"Jiangnan University, are you in the same school as Xing Xiao and Chen Xiaomi?"
"Yes, but I am not familiar with Chen Xiaomi, and Xing Xiao only met yesterday, he said that there was a street gangster who offended him, and he wanted to find someone to clean up, who would like to help in addition to a meal of hi hi, plus a thousand yuan per person. ”
Yi Nantian took advantage of the situation and said indiscriminately.
"A thousand dollars?"
"Yes, to tell you the truth, I want to change to a new mobile phone and support Huawei, a national enterprise in our country, so I agreed to him, who knows that it turned out to be Brother Shi! It seems that my plan is going to fail." ”
Laughing.
Nangong Shi sneered: "It's a trivial matter that the plan falls through, you follow that sissy, for a mere thousand yuan, be careful that you miss your arms and legs, and be a cripple for the rest of your life." ”
When Yi Nantian heard this, he remembered Liu Yiwei's fate, and understood that it was not Nangong Shi who scared him, so he couldn't help but shudder again, and hurriedly said:
"Yes! Thank you Brother Shi for your mercy, brother, I will only look forward to Brother Shi in the future, I hope Brother Shi can cover my brother, and my brother will wait in front of the saddle and behind the horse. ”
"This is easy, let me ask you, who wrote the poem you just read, do you know the source?"
When Yi Nantian heard this, he understood that he really came to inquire about this, he had learned it by heart, he clearly wanted to know if the meaning in the limerick poem was true, whether he was really transformed from the different stone, although the poem was true, but the annotation was just a temporary fabrication, but it was not easy to continue to deceive and coax people?
After thinking about it, he said, "Have you heard of that poem?"
"Of course, how could I ask you. ”
"Haven't you heard anything else about that poem?"
Yi Nantian wanted to test how much Nangong Shi knew, so that he could continue to make it up, so as not to expose his stuffing.
Nangong Shi spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders to indicate that he didn't know anything.