I've never thought about who I'm going to marry, she has a dead face, and she says it so ugly.

The "crackling" thunder startled me and I panicked and asked, "What's wrong? Is it going to rain?"

She replied very simply: "If you don't make a nest, you won't have a round house." ”

Where is this? Why is it so loud? How can people stay in their nests?

She scolded me for being a stupid pig, isn't her home just a nest?

I forgot, I always treated her as an old demon, but I didn't expect it to be a fairy.

In my heart, it should be pure and noble, not eat the fireworks of the world, and let people stay away.

She scolded me for having an iron brain! That kind of fairy is a dead person, how can a living person not eat, if a fairy can't give birth, then the living fairy will disappear forever.

This made me frown for a long time, and I couldn't answer: "Is the fairy a human or a ghost?"

Her words made me think for a long time: "Fairies are immortals, and they are called mortals without cultivation." ”

I had to get to the bottom of it, and I had to get to the bottom of it: "What is a mortal?"

She smirked for a while and scolded: "A stupid pig is a stupid pig, how can it be like a human; ”

If you think about it, I've had a rough life, and my bad luck has never stopped, is this an immortal?

She really couldn't find anything to answer, so she slapped me in the face and shouted, "You have to cultivate to become an immortal;

This slap hit the thing on the head cover, her head was stunned, and she scolded......

I really want to beat her up, otherwise I'll always think that others are easy to bully.

She pulled hard, and the rope bounced me up, and she ran like a mad man, shouting to the sky, "I have a man!

I think fairies should be pure, elegant, and devoid of distractions, and not like she is to disgrace others......

She dragged me and ran away like crazy for a while, not caring how much pain the beating caused, but shouting: "Husband, we are going to enter the cave room, this is the biggest turning point in my life, and from now on, I will be your wife." ”

People couldn't see it, and even if they used fire fists, they might not be able to hit her, so they had to resign themselves to fate, saying: "A blind man is controlled by others, and can only be slaughtered by others." ”

Her voice has not changed, and she is still delicate: "Husband, don't say it so ugly; the three obedience and four virtues should also be revised; children are born with their parents, men start families with women; and old people rely on their daughters." ”

I'm in her hands anyway, I can do whatever I want, and I can't do anything at all.

Finally entered a small room, and Jiao Didi introduced: "This is our home, there is a fairyland outside, the peach heart bed at home, everything is simply picturesque......

praised for a long time, but I couldn't see it, so I had to beg: "Can you take the black veil down?" A person who is about to be a bride, doesn't he want his husband to see his face?"

She poked something in my head with her hand, smiled and said, "Who would be so stupid as to not be scared away when you see it?" I am very beautiful, and if there are many men, it is impossible for you to take your turn?"

I finally remembered that the yin and yang are in decline here, and if you don't remind you, you will always forget......

She couldn't wait so long, took the hood off her head, hugged my head tightly and kissed it......

I can't feel the smell of a woman, is she a second girl? It's really scary! I grabbed her neck with my hand and pushed her away fiercely, threatening: "If you dare to take it again, I will strangle you!"

She replied delicately: "Husband, are you willing to strangle a person who is about to dedicate love? Think about it? Without me, the black veil will always remain on your eyes." ”

This is my heart disease, and after thinking about it, I finally put it down......

A woman will do it, and so will she......

But the fire on me was bigger than hers, and it was hot......

She tried everything she could, but she couldn't get close, grabbed the fairy tree on my head, slapped me a dozen times, and scolded: "Dead man!

My face hurt terribly! I grabbed everywhere with both hands, touched something on the bed, struck her on the head, and scolded: "Dead dog!

I didn't hear her shout, but I panicked and said, "Can a blind man hit someone?" ”

I had a feeling, a round exterior and a slippery inside, a foul smell coming out, and I couldn't help but ask, "What is this?"

She replied tactfully: "Women are different from men, they can't go out late at night to go to the hut, of course they have to use it." ”

I threw it away in fright, and scolded angrily: "You are also called a person, such a stinky thing, buckle it on someone's head?"

She casually perfunctory: "What about a man? It's not bad if you don't deduct a lot of dung! Violent beatings can never get rid of hatred; love is stopped tragically; I want to kill you and feed you to the wolf!"

I had to yell, "Stupid woman, why don't you think of any other way to remove the black veil, you will die a miserable death!"

A strong man who has never seen it is not only high in martial arts, but also able to conquer women...... The stupid man around him doesn't have such a big ability, so if you think about it, it's better to kill it. ”

A woman's voice came from afar: "Qi Nickya, I heard it, the man stinks, don't send me!"

As soon as the voice fell, the door "knocked" and shouted: "Open the door!"

Qi Niya didn't become a husband and wife, she was very depressed, picked up the urine jar, aimed it at my head, and knocked it down......

Although he hit the immortal tree, he was so dizzy that he didn't even have time to scold......

The door was kicked with a bang, and the last kick was too hard, and he actually kicked a hole and got in...... I was very surprised: "Don't do this, it's finally a man, let it be for me!"

Qi Nickya scolded: "Stupid man, it's pure waste! It's useless for you to take it, it's better to kill it!"

She thought for a moment and said, "Men are rare, leave them to me, and when you want, there is a place to find them." ”

Qi Niya was upset, tore a piece of the sheet, turned it into a long whip, and whipped me hard......

They still couldn't stand it, so they held her hand tightly and shouted: "Okay! I have been beaten and my anger has come out, what do you want? Let me take it away!"

Although Qi Niya didn't squeak, she had acquiesced, and before leaving, she rushed up again and hit her with a urine jar a few times before she could vent her anger......

I was beaten to death by her, and I couldn't see it, and what was the use of hatred? But I will never forget her voice of neither men nor women!

The head of the rope changed masters, led me, dragged me like a dog, and reprimanded me fiercely: "Slave, be like a slave! Whatever the master wants to do, you must be obedient! I am your savior, and I must serve me well! The means will not be understood!"

Qi Niya still has a sentence to say: "Transferring it to you does not mean that it is your person, and when the time comes, I will come back." ”

She replied cheerfully: "I will take it to heart; ”

After a while, he stopped and said, "Don't be afraid, follow me, you will be harmed for a lifetime, and you will not be hurt again!" ”

What is the name of this woman? Although she is not as good as Sister Feng, she is better than Bai Baimei, and listening to her, she is not like a female robber.

Water poured down from his head, and he said: "I didn't expect a man to stink so much......?

I am angry with water, and I don't understand what to use, I don't know what to say.

"Bang Bang Bang" was hammered, and the pain was terrible, and I couldn't help but shout: "Are you crazy?

She smiled and said, "I'm not like Qi Niya, this is a mallet dress to make your body cleaner." ”

I was very angry and shouted, "How can you use a mallet with a brush?"

She didn't listen, and said in a good voice: "There are many ways to wash your body, I don't approve of stupid brushes, and I don't want to see hated towels, and I hate others even more!

"Oh my God! just out of the tiger's mouth, and into the wolf's den, sweet words, it is deception!"

Before I could react, she grabbed the fairy tree above her head and dragged it hard......

I don't know where the water is "rattling", what do you want to do?

"Bang Bang Bang" banged hard......