Test, please refresh, welcome to join the book friend group, knock on the door please enter 1, consult please enter 2...... "On the other side of the galaxy, at the end of the universe, 100,000 light years away from the earth. The tour guide Jack looked incredulous, "Although it is very far away, yes, but Mars and Ogra are the first and fifth powers in the universe, young and beautiful young lady, don't you really know?"

“...... I don't know, I've always had poor grades in geography. Gu Hanhan's mouth flattened and said, "Okay, then why did they pinch each other? Who won?"

"As if to compete for the right to host the new Conference of States Parties to the Earth Reservation Convention," the tour guide, Jack, scratched his head, "I see that the current affairs commentary says ......."

"Can you stop being off topic! Especially you, Gu Hanhan, don't ask questions about the West!" Zheng Wenwen was so anxious that she scratched her ears and cheeks, and interjected over and over again, "Can you talk about the point, just the point!"

"Ah, that's right, young lady, beautiful host. Guide Jack cracked his mouth, "The point is that Ogra lost to Mars, which means that a large number of proud sons of heaven have unfortunately become captives of Mars. That's the Ogra soldier who is famous for his long legs and hips, and his body is first-class! Ladies, your luck is indeed excellent, the first wave of tender meat that arrived in Hong Kong just happened to be officially put on sale today. ”

"Then what are you waiting for, why don't you set off yet?" Gu Yuhan and Zheng Wenwen said in unison.

The shuttle sped up through a Persian-style palace and into a Roman-style street, twisting and turning a few corners before slowly landing in front of a circular building that looked like a dueling arena. On his tall dome stood a sculpture of an eagle with fierce flapping wings.

"I said, we didn't come to the wrong place, did we?" Jumping off the shuttle, Gu Yuhan was a little dumbfounded at first. Nothing else, for a nightclub, their house is a little too solemn.

Jack gestured to the two men who were lying at their feet, whose capes didn't even cover a third of their buttocks, and said, "You can't be wrong—ladies, please come in." ”

Jack opened the door and at the same time took out two garlands from the basket placed on the back of the welcome and handed them to the two girls to carry on their heads.

They walked into the store, and almost immediately, they were almost blinded by what they saw. In the lobby on the first floor, there seems to be a party going on. Flowers, golden cups, harps, women wearing garlands on their heads, ornate dresses fastened with metal rings and precious stones, men with bright red capes tied behind their shoulders, and their bodies under the capes are completely naked/naked......

Everything is Roman, and of course fornication/promiscuity is also Roman.

"Today's theme is the Night of the Conquest of Rome. The waiter who was in charge of receiving them said, "Is the young lady interested in participating?"

Jack further explained to the two girls: "The club has a themed make-up dinner every day, buffet-style, from 11 p.m. the night before to 6 a.m. the next day, you can join for 50 yuan, and the men at the banquet can play as they please. The next morning, there is also a bath, fancy massage, full body beauty and breakfast. Why don't you try it for the two hosts, it's quite a cost-effective project? ”

"Then the new arrivals you said today are among them?" asked Zheng Wenwen.

The waiter smiled slightly, but did not speak. It was their conscientious guide who patiently explained: "Of course it's impossible. Those who will be thrown down to this kind of buffet banquet must be some rotten goods. Of course, the newly added tender meat should be left in the upstairs private room, and the delicate meat should be sold at the right time, so as not to be so bad. ”

Zheng Wenwen was angry when she heard it: "I knew that I knew some defective products and wanted to fool my sister just now, believe it or not, my sister immediately fired you, and you couldn't get a penny." ”

The tour guide uncle immediately sneered: "Dear master, you really misunderstand your humble slave. I'm just going to say that if it's really a bit of fun, it's actually a lot more enjoyable for veterans than for those new hinas. ”

Gu Yuhan shook his head and said, "Today is my birthday, I don't want to play so messy." ”

Zheng Wenwen also said: "That's it, I'd rather taste a bite of a fairy peach than eat a basket of rotten peaches, and let your freshly debuted uniform brothers come out to pick up for your sister, when your sister doesn't have an earth reserve volume, my sister is a native of the earth!"

The jeans tour guide was suddenly overjoyed, thinking: What I am waiting for is your words, earth chick!

"Give the two honorable Miss Earth a private room, don't get me some corner goods over there, I know you have a good place to go. Brother Ning's night shift today, tell him, hurry up and ask the children under him to line up in the private room, don't blame me Jack for not taking care of his business if he's late. Remember, ladies only need the freshest goods. Oh, there's a lady who happens to be on her birthday today. Let those little sluts who are still full of rebellious energy come over, and don't forget to bring gifts. ”

Like a veteran pimp, Jack made the above arrangements with the waiter in a familiar tone, and then accompanied Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen through the hall of the "Night of the Conquest of Rome" and went upstairs.

The "Eagle Sauce Club" is a Romanesque circular arch with a height of eight storeys. The outer ring of the second to fifth floors has a beautiful circular colonnade, and the inner circle of the colonnade is designed with a VIP private room, and the door of the private room opens on the wall on one side of the colonnade. The private room for the two girls is on the third floor.

The interior of the private room is extremely luxurious and exquisite. On the opposite side of the door, where the window should have been, hung a huge pair of velvet curtains. In the center of the room, two high-backed chairs decorated with gold trim are placed, and in front of them is a table with flowers. On one side of the room, a long sofa with footrests collapsed. The walls of the room are covered with delicate paintings, the floor is covered with a thick woven carpet, and a huge crystal chandelier hangs overhead. The room is spacious, large enough for more than 10 people to engage in grouping/sex (in the words of the tour guide Jack), and next to the main room, it also connects to a luxurious bedroom with a bathroom.

The waiters pulled back the velvet curtains, and they found that they were in a room similar to a box at an opera house. There are four floors of such boxes all around. In the center of the circular building surrounded by a box is a huge stage, where you can enjoy the opera performance on the stage.

The box that Jack was asking for them was in a good location, facing the front of the stage. A grand opera is being staged on the stage. The opera is set in the Roman court, and the scene now being played out is a scene of dozens of muscular men kneeling naked on one side of the stage, wearing crowns, royal robes, holding scepters, and masks covering their faces, but judging by the style of their clothes, the empress walks arrogantly from the center of the stage, and as she goes, she proudly inserts the scepters in her hands into the ass that are neatly lined up in front of her. The brightly dressed male court singers who followed the Empress sang in a high-pitched voice that pierced the sky, and the singing voice was incomparably beautiful, but the content was so evil that even adults were not suitable for adults. The next performance was too hot, which made Gu Yuhan have the urge to cover his face, but Zheng Wenwen, a shameless person, was very interested, leaning on the railing and watching it with relish.

"What's today's repertoire?" asked Jack.

The waiter replied, "The opera Nero." ”

Gu Yuhan suddenly felt sincere admiration for the operators of those nightclub entertainment venues, Tai Nima will choose materials!

"But," Zheng Wenwen interjected again, "Nero seems to be a man, right?"

"Art comes from adaptation," Jack said, casually tampering with famous quotes, "and I believe Nero would be a man in those shops that cater exclusively to men." ”

"Hey, is Nero a man?" asked Gu Hanhan strangely.

Zheng Wenwen: "Is it possible that the Roman emperor in the BC era was a woman? The history of the college entrance examination just passed not long ago, Gu Hanhan, don't tell me that you don't know that Nero is the Roman emperor, there are 100 articles that must be memorized in the college entrance examination, and you obviously memorized it all night the day before the exam!"

"Don't raise the exam with me!" Gu Hanhan was resentful, "Besides, the college entrance examination materials don't say whether he is a man or a woman." ”

"Ladies, let's sit down first. Fresh and delicious men will arrive soon. Jack suggested.

So, Gu Yuhan sat on the couch on the side, and Zheng Wenwen occupied one of the two chairs - she still had to watch the opera, and she needed a good angle. Jack casually had a single sofa in the corner.

The waiter handed over the wine list, and Gu Yuhan flipped through it, all of them were alien products with strange names, but fortunately, the price didn't seem to be expensive at all, and the price of a single bottle was basically less than ten yuan, which was not more than what they spent on drinks when they dined in ordinary restaurants. Of course, there is no way to compare the average restaurant on Earth that sells alien wine. But since the Earth Reserve in your wallet is enough to pay for the drinks here, you don't have to worry about the fact that entertainment venues usually increase their prices tenfold.

So, Gu Yuhan motioned to the waiter to take the wine list to Zheng Wenwen to decide, and at the same time asked casually: "Isn't there any local wine to sell, I have always looked forward to tasting Erguotou, which is said to have a very high alcohol content on my eighteenth birthday." ”

"Oh, my master, the drinks produced in the earth here are very expensive, not ten times more expensive than ordinary people, but very expensive!" Jack said in surprise, "Especially the high-purity liquor made from pure grains you just mentioned, a small cup will cost hundreds of yuan!"

"What a small cup, don't tell me it's the kind of three-dollar wine cup. Zheng Wenwen said.

"The whole bottle of 100 grams of the second pot head of Xlanshan is currently 1599 yuan at a special price in our store. The waiter quoted expressionlessly.

Jack spreads his hands: "I don't think any of the natives of Earth are going to drink this here." ”

"I think so. Gu Yuhan thought silently, obviously the two pots with two or two were sold for a piece of nine at the small shop at the door of the house.

"Black shop!" Gu Yuhan said with grief and indignation.

Jack smiled slightly: "In this case, the earth is the largest black shop in the universe." ”

In an instant, Gu Yuhan's intermittent paranoia was out of control, and he announced in high spirits: "Okay, my sister's life pursuit for the second half of her life is here, I want to be the most successful liquor smuggler on the earth, monopolizing all the second-pot transactions in the universe." ”

"You have so many pursuits in the second half of your life!" Zheng Wenwen unceremoniously interrupted her partner.

"No," the girl, apparently spurred on by the staggering profits, so much so that she was in a state of madness, babbled, "even if I only sold them for half the price...... No, even a third, even a tenth, my profit is 90,000 percent, oh my God, 90,000 percent!"

"Gu Hanhan, can you die if you don't want to be sexual?" Zheng Wenwen rolled her eyes, "Blatantly when I am the anti-smuggling police force of the million-strong and mighty army of the earth, where does it not exist?!"

Jack also joked seriously: "Master, work hard, really, as long as you can do one percent of what you said, you will become the common benefactor and God of all the merchants of the universe." ”

Gu Yuhan suddenly withered, and after a while, he shouted dissatisfiedly: "What about the men, why don't you come when the sky is almost dawn?" And wine, Zheng Wenwen, let you order a wine, can you not be so rubbing!"