Chapter 118: Office Romance
"What do you mean? I'm still fooling your parents?" Lin Xiao held back for a long time and asked, "Little suit, big Rolex......"
"No, I can't. Su Hongye stretched out a finger and shook it gently.
"You can't pretend to be rich this time, you have to pretend to be poor. Su Hongye said word by word: "And it's the kind of poor bastard who can't achieve anything and is idle." ”
Lin Xiao was stunned when he heard this.
"You...... Do you have a grudge against your best friend?" Lin Xiao asked puzzled.
"You are stupid, you are pretending to be Ozawa's boyfriend to deal with her parents, you are pretending to be perfect, what if her parents take a fancy to you and you have to marry her?" asked Su Hongye with an eyebrow.
"What do you mean, it's reverse pretending?" Lin Xiao asked.
"Yes, you have to show that they hate you, forcibly let Ozawa break up with you, and then Ozawa will pretend to be entangled with you for a while, and finally endure the pain of separation, and fall into the shadow of lovelorn for a long time, understand?" Su Hongye patiently explained.
"Oh...... As soon as you say that, I understand.,Isn't it just pretending to be a dick.。 Lin Xiao nodded.
These women are quite fancy.
Let me pretend to be a local tyrant for a while, and pretend to be a dick for a while.
The life-threatening serial urging from parents is really the most powerful motivation to force people to use crooked tricks.
"Then when the time comes, I'll wear a security uniform?" Lin Xiao said with a smile: "I'll just say that my salary is two thousand three, I don't have five insurances and one housing fund, no house, no car, no deposit." ”
"No, a stubborn illness requires drastic medicine. Su Hongye squinted his eyes and said, "I'll help you change your image." ”
Lin Xiao looked at Su Hongye's eyes, and suddenly felt a chill in his back.
Thirty minutes later.
Lin Xiao stood in Su Hongye's office, looking at the young man with a big gold chain and a small watch in the mirror, and a low-quality green dragon tattoo sticker on his arm, he almost vomited a mouthful of blood at the beginning.
What the is this...... Lao Tzu is a good soldier king, how did he become a spiritual guy?
"Well, the stinky hooligan you pretend to be is still very similar!" Su Hongye stood beside him, looking at Lin Xiao with a smile and a smile, and nodded again and again.
"How can I go out to meet people like this?" Lin Xiao glared and asked, "I'm embarrassed!"
"Now that the rich big brothers in the Northeast are dressed like this, you can be content. Su Hongye waved his hand impatiently: "Come, turn around and let me see how it is in the back." ”
"you, return the Northeast big brother...... In the Northeast, this dressed guy can't even take out a hundred yuan!" Lin Xiao said disappointed and angry.
"Haha, that's what I want. Su Hongye squinted and patted Lin Xiao on the shoulder: "That's it, show your stinky hooligan habits in front of Xiao Ze's parents!"
Lin Xiao squinted slightly, turned around and hugged Su Hongye and pressed him on the desk, and said viciously: "I'll show you first......
"What are you doing, this is the office...... Hmm!" Su Hongye shirked twice, and was directly pressed down by Lin Xiao.
This is the second time Lin Xiao has kissed Su Hongye, and it still feels great.
And the location is in the office, which adds to the excitement.
Three minutes later, Su Hongye wiped her lips with a flushed face.
Lin Xiao sat next to him with a serious face, reminiscing about the feeling just now.
In a sense, this should be the first time Lin Xiao took the initiative to kiss a girl.
And it's his own boss.
If nothing else, exciting!
......
For a whole morning, Lin Xiao didn't dare to step out of Su Hongye's office door.
If his appearance is seen by his colleagues, it will be really a shame.
Fortunately, the company has not done much recently, Lin Xiao has just been promoted, and he has more leisure time, so he disappeared for a morning, and no one in the entire logistics department looked for him.
And for a whole morning, Su Hongye was also harassed by Lin Xiao and didn't do any work.
The two of them are by the window, on the office chair, on the desk......
All in all, the morning was very erotic.
Near noon, Lin Xiao hurried down like a thief when all his colleagues in the office building were going to eat and the hall was empty.
No way, this image is really a bit spicy.
Stumbling all the way to the door of the company, a BMW mini was quietly parked there.
Lin Xiao glanced at the license plate, then directly opened the car door and sat in.
"Let's go!" Lin Xiao straightened his hair, and found that Xiao Ze was staring at him dumbfounded, and his face suddenly flushed: "What do you see? My image was ruined entirely for you! You have to accompany me to pay for the loss of my image!"
"Righteousness!" Xiao Ze gave Lin Xiao a thumbs up: "I really didn't see the wrong person." ”
Syllable!
Lin Xiao saw in the rearview mirror that there were still some bright lip color prints on his face and neck, and immediately took out a paper towel from the paper drawer box next to him to wipe it.
"Hey, don't wipe it!" Xiao Ze's eyes were quick, and he hurriedly stopped Lin Xiao, pointed to the lip prints on his face and smiled evilly: "This is true!"
Lin Xiao was stunned for a moment.
"You and Momiji are quite bold......! Tsk, isn't the office romance exciting?" Ozawa asked with a smile as he started the car.
"Don't talk nonsense, we just communicated normally, and we didn't do anything about crossing the line. Lin Xiao defended in a very small voice.
"Well, I believe it!" Ozawa glanced at the "strawberries" that were sucked out near Lin Xiao's chest, and immediately nodded thoughtfully.
Lin Xiao didn't argue anymore, after all, this kind of thing was obvious physically.
Xiao Ze's adoptive parents live in a mid-range neighborhood in Luancheng City, and on the way, Lin Xiao made a special trip to inquire about her adoptive parents' work.
Her father is a senior executive at a state-owned enterprise, now retired, with a large pension in his hand, and many of the apprentices he used to take with him are now important figures in the industry.
Ozawa's adoptive mother was the head of a high school and was hired back by the school after retiring, and she had a good reputation among the school and students.
As soon as he heard this introduction, Lin Xiao suddenly felt that his journey might be a little difficult this time.
As we all know, teachers and doctors, plus lawyers, are known as the three most difficult people to deal with.
And when these three kinds of people appear as parents-in-law, it is difficult to explain a few more steps!
Lin Xiao had already vaguely anticipated what kind of storm he would face next.
But...... Anyway, it's a help!
I didn't really want to marry Ozawa, the big deal was to be ridiculed.
With this in mind, the vehicle gradually parked downstairs in the community.
Lin Xiao pushed the door and walked down.
"Yo, Ozawa...... Got your boyfriend back?"
At this moment, the voice of a middle-aged woman came from the side.