☆、06944 - not a loser

"But isn't it too clean? I seem to remember that kittens can't be bathed?"

Gou Kai: "It's okay, this cat space is fully automatic, the instructions for use are introduced, the cleaning of the cat is mainly to remove the dirt on the cat with something similar to a mini hand, and then a small amount of thin water mist may be used to clean the non-solid stains, In short, it will definitely not cause the cat to get sick because of cleaning." ”

Gou Kai: "The shoveling of excrement is also fully automatic, and it will pack and compress the waste into odorless lumps, and I can just throw it away when I pass by the trash can." It's equivalent to a cat space to help me raise a cat, I just have to give money, throw out the garbage regularly, and then I just play with the cat. ”

"In that case, it's a great thing other than the price. ”

"Isn't it always the case with monks' things, except that they are expensive, and everything is fine. Considering that this cat space can use electricity without consuming spirit stones, it doesn't seem to be expensive in the long run. If it can be passed down to several generations, it can even be considered cheap. ”

Gou Kai: "It can't be passed down for several generations. As mentioned above, because this cat space contains a lot of small functions, and there is no follow-up repair of spiritual power, the stability of the cat space is obviously low compared to the magic weapons that are common in the mortal world such as hand warmers that do not use spirit stones for energy. ”

Gou Kai: "Relying on binding with the user has added some extra stability, but once it is unbound after binding, there will be a destabilizing backlash, and it is even possible that the entire cat space will be completely broken immediately at the moment of unbinding." That is to say, this thing cannot be passed on to the next generation, and it is impossible for the previous person to give it to others if they don't want to continue to use it, it can only be bound to whoever uses it for a lifetime, and it has to be tied all the time if it is used or not. ”

"It's good to be able to use it for a lifetime, for decades. You try to live longer, and the longer you live, the more you earn. ”

"After the mass production of this thing, there will definitely be a lot of local tyrants to buy it. That little money is not a problem for the local tyrants at all. In the past, similar products were not so versatile, and they also used spirit stones, which were more expensive. ”

Gou Kai: "This can only raise mortal beasts." As long as it is a creature that can use spiritual power, as long as there will be any slight fluctuations in spiritual power, it cannot be put inside. You can't even put it in at all, when you put it, the cat space will warn, and the entrance will be closed, if you barely plug it, the cat space will be broken, and the spirit beast will be injured. The local tyrants are more eager to raise spirit animals, because they feel that spirit animals are more humane and reflect the value of the owner. ”

"Yunxia Sect, cat-friendly, affordable, and functional...... This can't be Pei Shao's product, right?"

Gou Kai: "It seems to be." I'm one of the first experimenters, and my usage data will be fed back to the makers, and your evaluation will be part of the feedback data. ”

Everyone suddenly said that Gou Kai's purchase of cat space is not only not a loser, but also makes a lot of money.

☆、06945-Boss

Gou Kai's immediate boss knocked on the open door and glared at everyone in the room: "What are you doing? If you don't have urgent business to do, don't disperse like this, so that the people who go to the next department can see the words? Gou Kai, come with me." ”

When Gou Kai followed his boss, I sent him a message: "My monitoring includes your chats with others, if it is inconvenient, you tell me, I suspend monitoring the external environment, and only look inside the bracelet." Monitor the outside because the environment has an impact on the hand ring. ”

Gou Kai: "It's okay, I'll make it clear to the person I'm chatting with." Mortals are more receptive to being watched by the Immortals than you might think. ”

The top boss walked into his office first, and when he looked back, he saw Gou Kai tapping on the communicator, and his face was blank: "What are you doing? What are so many little movements? Come in and close the door. ”

Gou Kai said as he closed the door: "I'm talking to the maker of my cat space bracelet about using data feedback. He said that the environment near the bracelet, including the content of my chats with others, will also have an impact on the bracelet, which is part of the data he collects, because it involves **, so he reminded me to pay attention to the selection of blocks. ”

Gou Kai: "If you always want to talk about the case, say it in advance, and I will pause the record." ”

Boss: "What case do I have to talk to you about now? Don't you know if there is a case going on yourself? You are in contact with the producer, I just want to tell you about this space bracelet." ”

Boss: "You should also have a concept yourself, you spend so much money to buy a pet thing, the impact is not good." ”

Gou Kai: "What I said to the outside world is that I bought this with all my savings, but I didn't report the specific amount. Usually I spend money lavishly, except for a few people who have a good relationship with me, most people should not have thought of the size of my savings, there should be many people who thought I moonshine before today, and may even think that I owe a mortgage. ”

Gou Kai's savings were partly inherited from his great-grandfather's estate, and partly from the return on investment with the money. If he relied on his salary alone, with his carelessness with money, it was indeed unlikely that he would have much savings.

Boss: "It doesn't matter what they thought before, the key is that this bracelet is a clear fairy magic weapon, and this kind of thing has always been synonymous with luxury." In our industry, many people are staring at it, and many small things will be infinitely magnified. ”

Gou Kai: "I know. But this bracelet can be powered by electric energy. In the inherent impression of the public, the magic weapon with spirit stones is a luxury item with genuine value, and the magic weapon that uses electricity is a fake magic weapon. For example, hand warmers and cool stones are about to be sold as general supplies, and many families can take out at least one piece. After all, it is extremely durable, and it will still be the same as new after hundreds of years, and it is particularly cost-effective when divided by the number of years of use. ”

☆, 06946-Special Affairs Office

Gou Kai: "In addition, I told you that this bracelet is the first generation of experiments, and I also need to feedback the usage data to the maker." Trial goods are discounted or even free of charge is a routine operation, and Yunxia Sect has been very kind in the mortal world since Pei Shao received widespread attention, so I think that as long as these key points are pointed out, the public will think that I am lucky and selected by the immortals as a test subject for interesting new products, and will not pay too much attention to luxury goods or not. ”

Gou Kai: "Do you know the exact amount of my transfer?"

The boss glared at Gou Kai: "What do you think? Remember your profession, there will be a special reminder for your transfer of more than a certain amount, and I am not the only one who knows." If it weren't for the fact that your transfer object was the most familiar cat fairy account, and based on his past behavior, it is estimated that this time is also a childish incident, and it is not me who is looking for you to talk about this matter today. ”

Gou Kai: "If the recipient is not Pei Shao, I may not dare to make this transaction." ”

Gou Kai sent the instruction manual of the cat space bracelet to his boss and explained: "This is a detailed manual, all the functions that the bracelet can achieve, and the level it has reached are written in it." If you feel the need to take a look, pick out some of the key points, or send them all. ”

Gou Kai: "There is another thing, you mentioned before that the Criminal Case Division of the Special Incident Division is recruiting new recruits, and I decided to sign up." If it goes well, after passing the assessment at the end of the year, I will be an employee of the special affairs department. ”

Boss: "It's because you decided this that you bought the cat bracelet so unscrupulously?"

Gou Kai: "There are also related reasons. The Special Affairs Office deals with monks a lot, and if I have a special magic weapon on me, they should be able to give me a few extra points when they evaluate me. I happened to meet it, so I bought it. ”

Gou Kai: "This recruitment clearly said that the quota will be tilted towards those in the police system and have many years of experience in handling cases. My experience in handling cases is very good, and I have been involved in many cases that seem to be related to evil demons, although in the end, those cases seem to be able to put aside evil demons, but it has also given me a greater understanding of the cultivation realm, spiritual power, normal monks, evil demons, etc. A better detective than me may not be interested in this. I think I have a better chance of being accepted. ”

Boss: "The special affairs department has publicized the recruitment of new people to the whole system this time, and it may be that there is indeed a shortage of people." Whether it's you or anyone else who wants to go, I support it, and I also think that you have a better chance of being admitted, so I specifically mentioned this to you before I mentioned it. The treatment of the special affairs office is definitely much better than ours. But there are also a lot of troubles. ”

Boss: "If you have a problem here, you may encounter public opinion pressure, layers of questioning, dismissal, detention, sentencing, and death." ”

Gou Kai: "Hey, can you say something good, even if you say that I died heroically......

The boss ignored the interruption and continued: "But you have an accident in the special affairs department, and it is a war between the two realms." ”

☆、06947-Troublesome

Gou Kai: "Boss, you really want to order it." In fact, the special affairs department still deals with trivial matters for the most, and its criminal cases are mainly involving demons and mortals who use low-level magic weapons, and the exchanges between the two worlds are not affected by this kind of low-level events at all. ”

Gou Kai: "If the Xiuzhen Realm wants to declare war on the mortal world, how can it be counted only if it has to be opened at the top ten of that grade, and the heads who can speak on behalf of the top ten are all in the Yuan Infant Stage, how can they commit criminal cases in the mortal world? If they want to do it in the mortal world, at least it will be a disaster to destroy the city and destroy the country, not to mention the criminal case division, even the entire special affairs department can't manage it." The special affairs department is not in charge of this at all, the special affairs department is equivalent to the police, and the army has to be found for that kind of disaster. How can I get involved?"

Boss: "You just want to do something, okay, what are the immortals doing when they come to the mortal world to destroy the city and destroy the country?" The creatures of the immortals have always been very clear about their egoism, and they never do things that are not really beneficial to themselves, and the benefits in their definition are conducive to improving their personal cultivation. This is much more straightforward and concise than the complicated situations that mortals have in pursuit of money, power, art, love, and so on. ”

Boss: "The trouble of immortals lies in their willfulness, and they always regard themselves as more important than the overall situation, the group, and others. But it is precisely because of their willfulness that they will hurt people directly, and when they are hurt, they will dare to admit it, and they will not make all kinds of excuses in a distorted way. Of course, demons are another matter. ”

The boss looked at Gou Kai's bracelet: "You just have to know it in your heart." You have a good chance of getting into the Special Services Office, so you'll have to do a good job of handing over the next few months. There are two days before the press conference of the previous case, you should be vigilant, there must be people who want to ask some brainless questions, such as the criminal's miserable childhood, the society caused its misfortune, and I don't know how these broken problems can absorb traffic for so long. ”

Gou Kai: "There may be something new this time, such as asking: When I am handling such a heavy case, why am I still in the mood to consider raising a cat as the team leader?"

Boss: "Alright, you can get out." Remember, before you joined the Special Affairs Department, you were still a member of my department, and you should not do anything perfunctory. ”

Gou Kai: "That's inevitable. Besides, maybe I won't be admitted to the special affairs department? Then I will still have to hang out with your old subordinates for a long time, and I will never dare to perfunctory under your old noses. ”

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