"Body Enhancement Potions?Help Me Burst My Liver for 72 Hours ...... Continuously"

Knowing that my liver is not moving, send me a bottle of Viagra right away?

"This system is really intimate!"

Jiang Han couldn't help but complain, but he still curiously took out the body enhancement elixir and took a closer look.

The glass tube contained a pale green potion.

The potion was like it was alive, flowing slowly in a glass tube.

"Where did this thing come from?"

Jiang Han had some doubts in his heart, as far as he knew, there didn't seem to be anything similar to a body enhancement potion in this world.

"Future ......"

There is a pattern on the glass tube, which seems to be a galaxy in the universe, mysterious and magnificent.

And below the pattern is an English word - futu

e。

Translated, it means the future.

What do you mean?

An elixir from the future?

Jiang Han pondered for a while, and felt that it was not impossible to do so, but this looked like a trademark.

It's like the brand logo printed on a Coke bottle.

Without thinking too much, Jiang Han planned to try the effect of this tube of potion.

I glanced at the instructions for the use of the body enhancement potion, and it was very simple, and it was taken orally.

Jiang Han drank the body strengthening potion in one gulp.

Cool and silky......

Sweet, a little astringent.

Well...... It's not that good, but it's not the kind that you can't swallow.

Immediately afterward, an electric shock-like sensation instantly swept through the body.

Numbness......

Hiss!

Pain!

Jiang Han gasped, only to feel that the muscles above and below his body were instantly torn apart.

It's dark.

He fainted.

When he woke up again, Jiang Han only felt that his body was sticky, and a strong smell kept coming in his nose.

"Who and didn't close the door?!"

At this time, the old horse, who was still lying in bed and sleeping lazily, suddenly woke up from his sleep.

Teeth and claws, legs kicking wildly, white eyes rolling.

I almost didn't tip over the bed.

"What does it smell like...... it!"

The old horse couldn't stand it anymore and stuffed his head directly into the bed.

"This tastes ......"

"Vomit ......"

Zhang Long and Ji Xiaoning, who were awakened at this time, also followed the old horse and covered their heads with quilts.

Seeing his roommate's reaction, Jiang Han only felt a little embarrassed.

This smell on your own body...... It's really touching!

He hurriedly took a pair of underwear and ran into the bathroom, opened the shower, and began to take a shower, which took more than half an hour, applied three or four shower gels, and soaped several times in the middle, before washing away the stench on his body.

After taking a bath, Jiang Han instantly felt refreshed.

The fatigue just now was also swept away, and I only felt that my legs were better, my waist didn't hurt anymore, my eyes were brighter, and I was able to eat three bowls of rice at a time!

After Jiang Han came out of the bathroom with the clothes that still smelled, he saw the three people in the dormitory sitting at the door looking at Jiang Han with pity.

Jiang Han's heart was a little hairy when he was stared at.

"What are you looking at?"

The three of them glanced at each other, and there was a faint guess in their hearts.

Is there anything left on Jiang Han's clothes?

Zhang Long nodded slightly.

Ji Xiaoning was thoughtful.

The old horse hurriedly said: "It's nothing, it's nothing......"

Jiang Han only felt that the three of them were a little inexplicable.

"Then what are you staring at my clothes?"

"That, Akan......" Lao Ma's eyes moved away from the stinky clothes in Jiang Han's hand, and he stopped talking.

"What the hell is going on? ”

The old horse said: "That, you clothes...... Why does it stink so much?"

"I'm ......" Jiang Han paused, looking at the strange gazes of the three of them...... They don't think I'm on my clothes, do they?

Neurotic, huh?

"What do you think?"

"No, no, it's just a little curious. The old horse said with a smile.

Jiang Han rolled his eyes, if he directly told them that he had drunk the body strengthening potion, then the origin of the strengthening potion would be difficult to explain, and secondly, they might not believe it...... But if you don't explain it clearly......

Looking at the old horses and their way of wanting to talk and stopping, maybe they really think that they have something on their clothes......

Jiang Han said: "I forgot to wash this dress before, I didn't expect it to become so stinky......

"Oh, oh. The three nodded, but their eyes were still full of suspicion.

Who are you fooling?

I forgot to wash my clothes, how can you take a shower if you don't wash your clothes?

"You don't believe it?" Jiang Han asked.

"Believe, believe!" said the three of them.

No way, everyone is roommates.

If Jiang Han's incontinence is exposed in person...... It's bad after all.

Everyone just knows, there is no need to say it so clearly.

Lao Ma also hurriedly changed the topic, "By the way, Jiang Han, what are you going to eat for lunch today?"

"Alas. Jiang Han sighed, since you don't believe it...... Then don't blame me.

"I know you don't believe it. ”

As he spoke, he unfolded the stinky clothes in his hands, then shook them in front of the three of them, and said, "You see, there is nothing on the clothes, and it is not what you think. ”

"Vomit ......"

"Vomit ......"

"Jiang Han, I'll fuck your uncle!"

The three of them opened the door of the dormitory, hid their faces and fled!

......

When 307 returned to calm, Jiang Han sat on a small bench and was surrounded by Ma Yongtao, Ji Xiaoning and Zhang Long, like a child waiting to be interrogated.

Jiang Han asked cautiously, "Do you believe it now?"

Ma Yongtao looked a little sad and indignant, "How long has it been since you washed that dress, how can it be so stinky?

"I'm sorry. ”

Ma Yongtao looked ruthless: "Is it wrong?"

Ji Xiaoning's muscles burst out: "What's wrong?"

Zhang Long had a dark face: "Do you dare to do this?"

Faced with three questions about quality, Jiang Han didn't know what to say.

"Huh?" Seeing that Jiang Han didn't speak, the three of them couldn't help but raise their fists.

Jiang Han hurriedly replied: "Wrong. ”

"What's wrong?"

"You shouldn't have slap your face with smelly clothes......"

Zhang Long was full of black lines, gritted his teeth and asked, "Then do you dare to do this?"

Jiang Han thought about it seriously and said, "Dare." ”

Ma Yongtao: "???"

Ji Xiaoning: "???"

Zhang Long: "???"

Lao Ma turned his head and asked Zhang Long beside him: "I have an impulse." ”

"What impulse?"

"How many years is the sentence for intentional homicide?"

......

After a long negotiation, the four dormitory members finally reached an agreement.

In view of Jiang Han's indignation this time, he had to go out to buy food for the four people in the dormitory this weekend to make up for it.

Jiang Han naturally didn't have any opinions.

It's like a dad buying a few meals for his sons, it's not a big deal.

So, without saying anything, he went to the cafeteria and bought them a few boxes of lunch, packed them and brought them back.

After all, father's love is silent!

After lunch, the resentment of the three people in the dormitory also dissipated a little.

"By the way, Jiang Han, the midterm exam is coming up next week, how are you preparing?"

"Midterm exam?" Jiang Han raised his eyebrows, he was so busy with papers these days that he almost forgot about the midterm exam, "I haven't reviewed it yet, I'm afraid I'll ...... this time."

"You didn't review?" said the old horse, "Then what do you run to the library every day?"

"Study mathematics. Jiang Han said: "I'm not worried about mathematics, but the midterm exam is not only mathematics, for example, modern history, I don't know anything about modern history." ”

Thinking of modern history, Jiang Han felt a headache.

He really didn't understand why he had to study modern history as a science student......

Lao Ma nodded thoughtfully: "It's unfortunate that I took the modern history exam on Monday." ”

Jiang Han frowned and sighed, "Time is so tight, it seems that this time modern history is going to hang." ”

"Wow, it's okay. Lao Ma comforted: "It doesn't matter if you take the midterm exam, if you do well in the final exam, there should be no problem." ”

"Really?"

"Of course, not only you, but many people didn't review it, because the results of the midterm exam didn't account for much of the final score when they were converted into the final score, so most people didn't care about the midterm exam at all. ”

"Really, did you review it?"

"Of course I reviewed. ”

Jiang Han: "......"

So what are you talking about here?

"No, I'm going to the library to review my recent history. With that, Jiang Han packed up his backpack and walked out of the dormitory.

Ma Yongtao watched Jiang Han run out of the dormitory in a hurry, and couldn't help but smile like an aunt.

There is a little more than a day left before the exam in modern history.

If you were asked to review modern history in a day, why would I have to study it for half a semester?

I may be worse than you in math and physics, but modern history...... At the moment, it seems that I can finish abusing you.

Thinking of this, Lao Ma was faintly proud.

Jiang Han's mathematics and physics have always been two mountains pressing on the heads of the three people in dormitory 307, making the three of them, who have been top students since childhood, feel breathless.

Now I know that modern history is Jiang Han's shortcoming.

This moment allowed the three of them to see the dawn beyond Jiang Han.

Jiang Han had just arrived at the library, and before he entered the door of the library, he saw a figure rushing out of the door of the library in an instant!

"Jiang Han, you still dare to come?!"