275 officially opened the bar
Seeing that the city manager who looked like two devils shouted five and six, our brothers put down the dishes and chopsticks in their hands and stood up, I wiped the grease stains on my mouth and greeted me with a smile.
The crooked hat-wearing chengguan secretly squinted his eyes and glanced at me and asked, "You're in charge?" you're not very old, and you still know a lot, come on, show me the application for fire." ”
"What fire application?" I asked rhetorically, confused.
The guy spitted in a rough voice: "You are in charge, don't you know that you need to go to our unit to apply for firing outside?"
In addition to the chengguan, there were a few policemen and three or four young men wearing armed police short-sleeves, but none of those people came forward, as long as a few chengguan teams gathered around me with a hula and chattered nonsense, illegal civil fire regulations and other nonsense.
I licked my lips, bowed my waist and hugged my fists with an extremely humble attitude: "Brother, I am the main thing to count as chicken feathers, that is, the family is out of the funeral, helping to take a hand, you haven't eaten yet, you can't come to my house to get together." ”
The little head who was crooked in his hat glanced at me impatiently and scolded: "Don't talk about those useless ones, who allowed you to fire in the open air? Affect the image of the city, do you know?
Meng Shengle, who was standing next to me, grinned directly: "What are you talking about?"
The little head held a cigarette in his mouth, pointed at my nose and continued to reprimand: "What's nothing, you need to apply for a professional fire in our unit to open an open fire, and in addition, your little suona propaganda is too loud, it has seriously disturbed the people, stop it immediately, do you hear it?"
Su Weikang slapped his fingers away, and scolded with a horizontal face: "Grass mud horse, you can talk when you talk, blindly point to a chicken, what's the matter, you have more baskets than others in uniform!"
The little head turned his head to look at the few police dogs behind him and barked: "Do you want to do it with me?"
A policeman snorted extremely reluctantly: "If you have something to say, don't move your hands and feet, and control your emotions." ”
Meng Shengle spat disdainfully and sneered: "The dog wears a hat and wears a mink, pretending to be a social demon of Nima!"
"Who are you talking about?" the little head poked Meng Shengle with his hand.
Meng Shengle's anger jumped up suddenly, and he pushed the other party's chest with both hands, and cursed with his neck: "I'll talk about you, what can you do, try to move my finger again!"
"What do you do, what do you want to do!"
"Isn't it obstructing law enforcement? ”
Several other members of the management team pounced like wolves, and one of them took out a small DV machine and shot at us.
"Grass mud horse, what do you want!"
"these!"
Our brothers also rushed over, and Da Tao and Xiao Tao directly picked up a burning stick.
I stood between the two groups, pushed away the eager brothers, and frowned and scolded: "It's not enough to stop the chickens, isn't it messy enough?"
"Go Nimad!" the little head kicked me in the waist, kicking me so hard that I staggered a few steps and almost fell.
Lu Popo glared at the beads and whispered, "Dog basket, you owe your legs, right?"
The other party seemed to pick up a big reason, tilted his arms and shouted: "Why don't you scold me again?"
Lu Pobo angrily wanted to kick his legs, but I hurriedly took him away, probably hearing movement outside, Wen Ting and her mother supported each other, walked out with red circles, and saw the poor orphans and widows, and several chengguan teams stopped for a while.
Wen Ting's mother wiped her eyes that had already dried her crying, and glanced at the gang of people with a choked voice and asked: "Everyone, I believe you must all know me, even if you don't know me, you should have seen it, when my old Wen was still alive, I didn't accompany him to run to your unit, others are just cold, is it really suitable for you to do this?"
A few policemen were the first to turn their heads, and then three or four fire brigades also lowered their heads, leaving only the head of the chengguan team, staring back and forth with a pair of dog eyes, as if they were not talking to him.
"Auntie, you and Tingting should go back to the mourning hall, we have something to do here. Meng Shengle squeezed out a smile towards Wen Ting's mother, nodded his head vigorously, and lost a reassuring look.
"Okay Bobo, it's not a problem. I patted the footprints on my waist, squeezed out a smile and said, "Big brother, the main reason why you guys came here is because we are cooking and blowing suona in the open air, right?"
"You've violated the city's law and order ordinance." That squad leader was bullsoothing and coerced me.
I interrupted him directly, smiled indifferently and asked: "Cheng, then obey the call of the country, let a few masters remove the pot, and Bobo will settle the expenses for several uncles in the singing troupe, let's not fix it, are there any other problems?"
The guy probably didn't expect me to be able to agree so neatly, and after a few seconds of confusion, he looked sideways at the police and the people from the fire brigade who were traveling with him, but those people obviously didn't like to deal with him, and they all turned their heads away, posing as if we were just here to see, and after a few seconds of silence, he nodded his head and said, "No.. No problem. ”
I pinched my nose and asked with a smile on my face, "What is your surname, brother?"
The little head glanced at me and sneered: "What, do you want to declare a personal vendetta?"
"Don't dare, I'll just ask casually. I touched my nose, took out my mobile phone and dialed a number in front of him, and a few seconds later Liu Xiangfei's voice came from the other end of the phone: "What's the matter, big brother?"
I didn't say anything: "Have you been busy lately?"
Liu Xiangfei is as capable as ever: "Let's talk about things directly, I'm in the city." ”
"A big brother of the chengguan, there is a number..."I squinted at the chest of the head of the chengguan, and the dog directly stretched out a hand to cover his chest, especially pointed at me horizontally and cursed: "What the fuck do you want to do?"
"Don't point me at Ang, I have a cerebral thrombosis. I smiled contemptuously and said to my phone: "No. 0642 stubble, I don't want to see him go to work tomorrow, I'm in the gold community at this time." ”
"Okay, I'll do it right away. Liu Xiangfei agreed and hung up the phone.
I licked my lips and looked at the two policemen standing behind the policemen and asked with a smile, "Comrade, how many years can I be sentenced for intimidation?"
A policeman replied in a low voice: "Half a year at most, because no direct injuries were caused, or fifteen days." ”
"Is anyone willing to squat for me for half a year?" I asked, turning my head to look at my brother again.
"I'll go!"
"I'll do it!"
Da Tao and Lu Popo replied in unison.
"Within three years, I'll squat for you, Uncle Lang!"
"Count me in.."
Su Weikang and Xiao Tao were half a beat slower, and they were too busy to make a sound.
Liu Yang leaned over, grinned at the little head with a smile: "What are you doing, Lang Lang, they are all friends, don't be embarrassed as friends, buddy, I also wear uniforms, we are all a system, don't you give a face?"
The little head's face turned pale, and he raised his head and shouted: "Wang Lang, are you scaring me?"
I grinned and said: "I never scare anyone, the problems that can be solved by spitting stars, rarely stupidly pick up a knife, but whoever really uses me as a soft persimmon, I must let him understand that he still has to be full of awe for social people." ”
"Squeak!"
At this moment, there was a burst of car tires rubbing against the ground outside the door of the community, and a new Honda "XRV" was stunned at the entrance of the community.
"Hmm. "I nodded my head.
Liu Xiangfei flicked the cigarette butts out of the car window, pointed a few chengguan team members one by one with his fingers, and responded calmly: "Okay, don't worry about it, I'll give you news tonight." ”
With that, he drove away.
I stretched and smiled at the gang of joint law enforcement guys in front of me: "It's not allowed, we've all withdrawn, and now there's no problem, right?"
The two policemen got into the car first and drove away, and several fire brigades also got into the car and followed, and finally only the four or five chengguan were left, and the dog basket who took the lead pointed at me and threatened: "Wang Lang, I am a regular worker, don't think about it if you move my finger." ”
I lit a cigarette and sneered at him: "Remember my brother's words, how did I remove the pots and pans today, and tomorrow you will definitely have to beg me how to support it, I don't brag, and tell Mark Sun, from now on, I will completely fight with him..."
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