Chapter 67: Three Steps to Keep Your Wife
couldn't make an appointment with his wife, Yang Yang opened the refrigerator to take a look, and there were some leftover vegetables, eggs and noodles, which could be dealt with for two days at once, so he turned around and went downstairs to ride the spare little donkey at home, and went to the gas shop in the village to change the gas and come back.
When Yang Yang returned to his home with a gas canister, he suddenly saw a red Emma electric car parked in front of his house.
Stopping the car, Yang Yang put the gas canister on the ground and walked into the yard at the door of his house, where a girl in a white dress was guarding the door of his house.
And next to the feet of the girl's beautiful skirt is a stainless steel insulated bucket.
The moonlight fell on the girl's hair, the crystal strands of hair shone faintly in the moonlight, and a faint scent of jasmine wafted in the air.
This is the fragrance that Yang Yang can often smell when he goes to his wife's house, because Xu Yan and Xu Ma like jasmine very much, and the front yard of the house is full of jasmine, and he can always drink the sweetest jasmine tea when he goes to his mother-in-law's house.
Before the girl could notice him, Yang Yang cautiously walked behind her and suddenly hugged her waist.
"Wife...... Ahh
"You're going to die, you walk without a sound. Xu Yan herself was also taken aback, just now she felt that someone behind her was sneaking close to her, and she subconsciously thought it was a pervert.
"I didn't mean to, give you a wipe. After a period of panic, Xu Yan hurriedly remedied it, pulling her sleeve to wipe Yang Yang's eyes.
"I understand the reason, but if the apology works, what do you want the police uncle to do?" Yang Yang closed his eyes, grabbed his wife's wrist, and said, "So as compensation, you must stay with me tonight." ”
"No, I sneaked out. Xu Yan said very embarrassed, she has already given birth to children, and there is really nothing wrong with her husband, but this is too ceremonial, she hopes to be the same as in her previous life, get married first and then reunite.
Hearing his wife's hesitation, Yang Yang immediately stepped up his strength and pretended to be very painful, "Oops, my eyes hurt so much, I must be blind when it's over." ”
The anti-wolf spray is Xu Ma's, she saw it when she went out, just in case she brought it out, she used to use anti-wolf spray often, how could she not know how powerful it was, but...
"How can it be so exaggerated as you say, hurry up and give me the key, and I'll take you in and wash your eyes with water." Xu Yanming knew that Yang Yang was pretending, but she was still distressed, and hurriedly asked for Yang Yang's key.
"Here it is. Yang Yang fumbled and took out the key from his pocket and handed it to Xu Yan, and then was helped into the house by her.
Xu Yan helped Yang Yang all the way towards the kitchen, and even forgot the thermos bucket placed outside the door, and even less noticed that Yang Yang's eyes blocked under the palm of his hand secretly opened one.
"Slow down, you're going to turn around. Xu Yan guided Yang Yang step by step, but she didn't know that she was already standing at the door of the living room.
Yang Yang took advantage of this time to suddenly push Xu Yan into the living room, and closed the door with his hand.
"Yang Yang, what are you doing! Let me out. Xu Yan wanted to open the door of the living room, but found that the doorknob was grabbed by Yang Yang, and she couldn't open it at all.
Yang Yang didn't pay attention to his wife's shouts at all, took a broom from the door of the living room, stuck the doorknob, and then went to the cabinet where the key was placed at home, took out a key, and came back to lock the door of the living room.
"Yang Yang, let me tell you, you are illegally imprisoned, I can sue you with my mobile phone. Xu Yan tried several times, but failed to open the door, and in desperation, she could only take out her mobile phone and threaten Yang Yangdao.
"Well, you sue, I guess I'll be able to finish the dinner you brought before the police uncle comes. Yang Yang carried the thermos bucket brought by his wife and replied casually.
Xu Yanqi's teeth itched, but she had no choice but to pick up her mobile phone and call home.
Xu Yan: "Hey, Mom." Uh-huh, it's at the home of a junior high school classmate...... Don't think about it, it's the female classmate you've seen, the only daughter, there really is no brother or brother at home, she just said that she had eaten your meal once and wanted to eat it again, I thought there would be a lot of dinner tonight, so I brought it over to eat with her.
Okay, got it, I'll be back soon. ”
After hanging up the phone, Xu Yan dialed another call.
Xu Yan: "Hey, Miaoshui, you do me a favor, here's how it ......"
Finally, after saying hello on both sides, Xu Yan continued to tap the door of the living room.
"Did you hear me, I'll stay with you for a while at night, open the door quickly, don't finish eating, I haven't eaten dinner yet." ”
"Well, I heard it, but the food our mother cooked was much better than yours, and I couldn't hold back and ate it all. Yang Yang held the thermos bucket and drank the last bit of soup without any psychological burden.
"You ......"
"Don't worry, wife, I'll make your dinner, husband. ”
Just as Xu Yanqi's teeth were itching, there was the sound of rice cooking outside the living room, followed by the sound of the gas stove being ignited.
Hearing this, Xu Yan felt a lot more comfortable, sat in the living room and picked up the remote control, turned on the TV, and watched the TV program on Nanhu Channel.
A selection of audition videos from the best musicians is playing on the TV.
Half an hour later, Xu Yan was already fascinated, her body and mind were already immersed in the show, and suddenly she pulled back a smell of rice.
"Come, your favorite fried poached eggs and blanched greens. Yang Yang opened the door of the living room with a steaming bowl of food and walked in from the outside.
"I'm so full of gas that I don't eat anymore. Xu Yan twisted her head to the side to indicate that she did not accept bribes.
"Are you sure?" Yang Yang said, getting up from the sofa and walking out of the living room, and when he came back, he had another bowl of the same meal in his hand.
Xu Yan wanted to pretend to be unmoved, but Yang Yang walked up to her and punctured the skin on the outside of the poached egg with chopsticks, and the yolk that had not yet solidified inside flowed out slowly like sesame paste, falling onto the piping hot rice, with a strange sweet fragrance.
Gollum~
"Ah~" Yang Yang seduced not counts, but will also use a spoon to put the rice with egg yolk juice in front of his wife.
Xu Yan stared at the spoon for a long time, wrinkled her nose, and hesitated to eat it.
At this time, a voice suddenly came from the TV.
"The next player, Mr. Qiao Kangyong, please come in. ”
Yang Yang turned his head and found that Lao Qiao was really on TV, and when he turned his head again, the rice in the spoon was gone
"Don't look at me, I don't know anything. Xu Yan chewed the rice in her mouth, and there was an expression on her face that nothing had happened.
"Puff~"
This made Yang Yang finally couldn't help laughing.
Yang Yang remembered that his wife cooked the same way for the first time, saying that he would not eat, but he suddenly got up in the middle of the night to heat up the food, and sat there alone and ate wildly, probably because he was hungry for too long.
"You are less proud, the next time you dare to lock me up suddenly, I will go on a hunger strike to show you. After Xu Yan finished speaking, she picked up the rice and began to eat it by herself, and it would be cold if she didn't eat again.
Eating the food cooked by Yang Yang, Xu Yan also remembered that night, it was the first night she moved out of her hometown with Yang Yang, it turned out that she was not so hungry, because she was worried that Yang Yang would suddenly open up and want her, which made her nervous all night.
As a result, she woke up hungry in the middle of the night, so she had to go and fill her stomach with the hot food cooked by Yang Yang.
But Yang Yang's food was so salty that she drank several glasses of water, and then got up again in the middle of the night to go to the toilet.
But now Yang Yang's food is very much in line with her appetite, there is no salt, and it is very comfortable to eat refreshingly.
His wife had already coaxed him, and Yang Yang shifted his attention to the TV and watched Lao Qiao play cotton, phew, and guitar.
Looking at it, he had a bold idea.
"Wife, on National Day, let's go to Nanhu. Yang Yang turned his head and said to Xu Yan, who had just finished eating.
"Huh?" Yang Yang's sudden excitement caught Xu Yan off guard.
~ I'm afraid my husband is not convulsive again.