Qian Long supported the ground with his hands and knelt on the ground with his legs, giving people a sense of effort to stand up.

As soon as I was thinking about helping him, he shook his head and began to chatter: "My wife is peerless, and in my eyes she is the sun in the sky." ”

"It's awesome, as far as my Brother Long's acting skills are concerned, if he doesn't develop in the entertainment industry, it's a waste of talent. "I was talking to myself in a voice that only I could hear.

Hearing Qian Long's words, Xie Mei'er's white cheeks, who had already raised the small bench, suddenly flew a touch of red, and Chen Shuhan on the other side also put down the knife that was shining with silver light to cut fruits, everything seemed to be sunny after rain, and everything recovered.

"Guangxu, don't talk to me, let's drink and drink, but if you want to introduce me to the little girl, I will definitely be anxious with you, except for my daughter-in-law, I can't look down on anyone. After Qian Long said a few more words of vague ink, he stood up against the wall, and then staggered into the bathroom and vomited.

Chen Shu chuckled at me with slanted eyes: "At this time, as a brother, should you go to the toilet?" In addition, remember to clean the bathroom, and my sister also participated in the cleaning tonight." ”

"No problem. "I ran into the bathroom and locked the door.

"Gross. vomit.." Qian Long squatted next to the toilet bowl and deliberately made a loud noise, but in fact tilted his head and winked at me and smiled evilly.

I clenched my fists, used all my strength to eat, and smashed it on Qian Long's back with all my might, and comforted him with a "gentle" tone: "Spit it out, it's more comfortable to spit it out, what do you say you are doing with so much wine!"

"Your uncle, you want to murder your own father, right? Qian Long pushed me away, glaring at me with triangular eyes and scolding.

Afraid that the women outside would hear it, I turned on the faucet to the maximum, panted and said, "Grass your daughter-in-law, you still have the face to talk to me, why did I let you help Bobo keep an eye on the store, where did you go?"

Qian Long defended himself angrily: "It's difficult to be gracious, but you don't understand, besides, didn't Lao Tzu promise Li Guangxu anything, everyone is a classmate, and the relationship between them was not bad before, but you are so cold-blooded." ”

I poked him in the head and reprimanded: "You didn't promise anyone anything, but tonight's compensation is all paid by him, this favor doesn't have to be repaid in the future, and also, it's not Lao Tzu who is cold-blooded, it's this society that forces people to become indifferent, you ask yourself, if you are a white-washer on a construction site today, or a farmer at home, can he be kind to you?"

Qian Long opened his mouth wide in confusion: "Wait, you just said that I had a fight with someone at night?"

"Come on, spit it out again!" I grabbed the back of his neck with my left hand, pressed it hard to the toilet, clenched my fist with my right hand, and hit him a few more times with a "bang" on his back.

More than ten minutes later, I came out of the bathroom with the crumbling Qian Long in my arms.

The three girls had all gone back to the house, there were two glasses of pure milk on the table, and some snacks, Xie Meier shouted from the room: "Wang Lang, you tell Qian Long that stupid fork, the old lady wants to share a room with him, and from today onwards, he is not allowed to come near me for a month." ”

I couldn't help but laugh and said, "Sister, we can hear your loud voice clearly downstairs, do you still need me to convey it." ”

"It's the end of the calf. Qian Long touched the tip of his nose and whispered.

"Yes!" I gloated at him and rolled my eyes, grabbed a glass of milk and poured it into my mouth, and suddenly I saw that there was a small ticket for "Kyushu bathing" under the glass, which was actually the list I asked my brother to ride the "big ocean horse" last time.

Wang Ying's voice also came out of the bedroom: "Wang Lang, before I go to work tomorrow morning, you'd better explain it to me reasonably, what is the Eight Horses Flying Together, otherwise your assessment period will be completely over and you will be laid off directly." ”

I hurriedly defended: "Daughter-in-law, this ticket is not mine, I invited a brother.."

"Shut up and explain tomorrow morning!" Chen Shuhan snorted like a female tyrannosaurus.

I pinched the ticket and smiled helplessly: "Finish the calf.."

Qian Long stuck out his tongue with a slick face: "Yes!"

I scolded him irritably: "Get out, you big fool seems to be born with a bad luck system, go back to Linxian tomorrow." ”

Qian Long lay lazily on the sofa, and said with the mouth of a sea monster without front teeth: "If you want to be beautiful, if Lao Tzu doesn't go back, I will harm you to death." ”

I ignored him, turned around and walked towards my room, but I pushed the door twice only to find that the room was locked, and the key was removed, thinking about asking who did it, but I thought that Wang Ying was definitely not in a beautiful mood at this time, so I didn't dare to say more, and reluctantly walked back to the living room and lay down on another sofa.

Qian Long lay on the sofa and asked me, "Xiao Langzi, what gift did you say I would buy for Mei'er tomorrow to atone for my sins?"

I leaned over and ignored him: "Buy a basket, don't bother me, I'm sleepy." ”

"Is it good to buy a gold necklace?

"Why don't you give her a bottle of perfume?"

"I feel like if I buy her Tingmei, she will definitely be able to laugh out loud. ”

In the face of his Tang monk-like slam, I really wanted to jump up and throw them in the big mouth, but I understand the temper of this thing, if he can't sleep, even if you beat him, he can discuss martial arts culture with you for a long time, so I couldn't help but ignore him, and deliberately snored.

A few seconds later, Qian Long climbed onto my sofa without skin and facelessness, and scratched the soles of my feet with his nails: "Don't pretend, I know you must not be asleep, give me a trick, how do you say I can coax Mei'er to dissipate her anger." ”

"your grandma, can you get out!" I kicked him in the face and roared viciously: "Why aren't you sleepy, Lao Tzu sleepy, please understand me?"

Qian Long was kicked on the ground by me, grabbed my calf with an excited expression and said, "I know that you must not be asleep, Lang Lang, you hurry up and give me a support." ”

I sat up, stared at the corners of his eyes, and said with a serious expression: "If you want to ink one more word, Lao Tzu will cut off relations with you." ”

Seeing that I was really angry, Qian Long pouted and waved his hand: "Okay, you can sleep, I won't say anything.."

Turn off all the lights in the living room, and ten minutes later, I had just entered a hazy state, and I heard Qian Long's faint voice in my ears again: "Lang Lang, you said that we will invite Mei'er and Xiaoying to eat steak tomorrow, girls like foreign things.."

In the dark, I jumped up emotionally, grabbed Qian Long's neck and shouted: "The old lady fought with you."

It was noisy until the second half of the night, when Qian Long, a stupid fork, said that he was tired, so he finally fell asleep, and I also took advantage of my free time to quickly fall asleep.

At four o'clock the next day, I woke up naturally, and after getting up, I went downstairs to jog according to the old practice and practiced the "butterfly steps" taught to me by Brother Hei.

Morning exercise until more than seven o'clock, I bought an early to go home, just walked up the corridor, suddenly saw a man wearing a peaked cap, wearing a sportswear is putting his ear on our security door to listen, seeing me come up, he immediately went downstairs.

"Dude, who are you looking for? I'm from this family. I asked him with a cough.

There are very few young people living in our community, basically all of them are elderly, and the shape of this guy gives people a feeling that they don't look like a good thing.

He was about the same size as me, with a disposable white mask on his face, and only two eyes were exposed, which couldn't help but arouse my suspicions, and I reflexively blocked in front of him.

The space in the corridor is very narrow, and someone has to turn sideways so that both of them can pass, he frowned and said angrily: "I live upstairs, I heard the commotion of your house early in the morning, I wanted to knock on the door, but after listening to it for a long time, I found that it was not from your house, it should be the one downstairs."

I leaned to the side and said with a smile, "You're new from the seventh floor, right?"

"Uh-huh, yes. He nodded his head without thinking and walked over to me.

I grabbed his collar from behind and smiled: "Actually, I'm so funny to you, the highest in this building is to the sixth floor, look at your sneaky girl, honestly, you stole the electric car and women's pants in the community during this time!"

He shoved me away and ran away.

I picked up the soy milk I just bought in my hand and threw it on him, and at the same time I jumped out with a brisk step and kicked him in the back: "Grass mud horse, dare to find my house, Your Majesty, hurry up, someone is making trouble!"

The guy's reaction was very sharp, my feet were not next to his lower back, he had already jumped around the corner in three steps and two steps, I grabbed an empty wine bottle from the beer crate in the hallway and smashed it at him, the wine bottle grazed his scalp and fell to the ground with a "snap", breaking into pieces.

At the same time, Qian Long in the house obviously heard the movement, and ran out with a kitchen knife: "Who, the grass is so good"