Chapter 856: Drunken Duck

People who are drunk like to do something different from ordinary people, commonly known as drunkenness.

Lu Xiu'e was no exception, I saw that she suddenly hugged Lin Feng, then opened her mouth, stuck out her tongue, and made an expression of wanting to vomit.

This can scare Lin Feng, if this girl vomits on him, it is estimated that for a long time in the future, he will be unlucky, right?

"Whoosh!"

Lin Feng, who was quick-eyed, made a 'sideways fall' on the spot, making Lu Xiu'e face to the ground and her back to the sky, her left hand bypassed her chest, and hugged her right shoulder, and her right hand was placed on her back and patted gently.

"Gross!"

Lu Xiu'e's vomit was simply the flooding of the Yellow River, and the little things she ate at night were basically wasted.

Feeling the amazing elasticity coming from his left arm, Lin Feng frowned and asked, "Do you want to drink yourself to death here?"

I saw Lu Xiu'e slowly raise her head, then half-squinted her eyes, and at the same time hooked the corners of her mouth and said, "I'm fine, what can I do?"

"Hehe, then why are you drinking so desperately?" Lin Feng rolled his eyes and said.

"It's not... Did you say that... Ahem, ahem... I didn't control the amount of alcohol......" Lu Xiu'e coughed a few times, and suddenly said with a pale face: "Xiaofeng... I still want to throw up... Okay, no?"

"Spit and spit out, what's not going to work?"

Lin Feng shook his head with a smile, and then continued to pat her on the back, and after Lu Xiu'e heard this, she immediately turned her head and continued to bend down and vomit wildly on the ground.

Wipe!

I don't know what brand of bra she is wearing, the button in the back is quite diaphragm, Lin Feng can only change to a lower place and continue to pat, as for the front, it is not diaphragm at all, well!

About five minutes later, Lu Xiu'e finally vomited, Lin Feng casually took out a pack of napkins from his pocket, and then handed it over directly.

Lu Xiu'e took the napkin handed by Lin Feng, wiped her mouth indiscriminately, and suddenly pointed to a public chair full of small advertisements on the side of the road and said, "Xiaofeng, go there to rest for a while......?"

Lin Feng shook his head again with tears and laughter, and then helped her over, and when Lu Xiu'e sat on the chair, Lin Feng turned around and went to the vending machine not far away to buy a bottle of mineral water.

However, when Lin Feng unscrewed the lid and was about to send the mineral water to Lu Xiu'e's mouth, the woman actually shook her head and refused Lin Feng's kindness.

Wipe!

If you don't drink it, you don't drink it, it just so happens that Lao Tzu is also thirsty, you don't drink it, I'll drink it myself!

Lin Feng picked up the mineral water and poured it into his mouth, while Lu Xiu'e shook her head listlessly, then leaned softly on the back of the chair, tilted her head slightly, looked at the stars in the sky and muttered:

"One, two, three, four......" When she counted to fifteen, she suddenly laughed self-deprecatingly, "Alas......! I can't count them in a lifetime!"

Listening to Lu Xiu'e's lonely tone, a strange expression flashed on Lin Feng's face: "Sister Xiu'e, are you okay?"

"Hehe, it's fine. Lu Xiu'e closed her eyes, but her eyelashes were still shaking in a very small amplitude: "I'm just a little tired, tired, tired......"

Although he couldn't understand what she was saying, Lin Feng knew in his heart that she must be in a very uncomfortable mood at the moment, don't look at Lu Xiu'e laughing all the time.

"Let's go, it's windy outside, I'll send you home. Lin Feng put the lid on the mineral water bottle, and then prepared to summon his own small flying machine.

Who knows, at this time, Lu Xiu'e glanced at Lin Feng and said, "Xiaofeng...... I'm thirsty too. ”

"Well, I just fed you water, and you still said you wouldn't drink it... Forget it, I'll go buy another bottle, shall I?" Lin Feng showed a crying and laughing expression for the nth time tonight.

"What are you buying? Isn't there a bottle here?"

As she spoke, Lu Xiu'e stretched out her hand, only to see that she was dizzy and grabbed the empty twice, and finally snatched the mineral water in Lin Feng's hand.

Next, Lu Xiu'e bit the mouth of the bottle that still had Lin Feng's saliva remaining, and gulped a few big sips, a lot of mineral water overflowed from the corners of her mouth, quickly soaking the shirt along her neck, and the light purple bra gradually aggravated the marks......

When there was about one-fifth of the drink left, Lu Xiu'e suddenly remembered something, only to see her blink, then handed the mineral water bottle to Lin Feng and said, "Do you still drink it?"

I'm going to go!

How do you drink this?

You did it on purpose, right?

"I don't drink anymore. Lin Feng shook his head and said with a smile.

"Oh, then I'm ...... Drink them all?" Lu Xiu'e quickly took back the mineral water and continued to drink it in large gulps.

Lin Feng: "......"

Xiu'e, who had finished drinking the mineral water, leaned comfortably on the chair, and seemed to be dozing off, so Lin Feng hurriedly said: "Go home and sleep again, don't catch a cold here!"

"Hmm... Tired...... Let me rest first......" Lu Xiu'e muttered, and then turned around, as if looking for a comfortable position to doze off.

Lin Feng smiled bitterly and tugged at her arm, but Lu Xiu'e didn't move, and said lazily: "I don't have the strength, I don't want to move at all......"

"Put your hands around my neck and I'll help you up. "Lin Feng is going crazy.

"I really don't have the strength......" Lu Xiu'e closed her eyes tightly, and then waved her hand indiscriminately.

"Rub, you don't have to make any effort, I'll help you!" Lin Feng's eyelids trembled wildly.

“...... I don't have the strength!"

"Can you say it another way?"

"I can't walk anymore, and I don't want to ......"

"I can't let me carry you back, can you?"

"Okay... Then you can take me back!"

......

Half an hour later, Lin Feng wrapped one hand around Lu Xiu'e's back, hugged her knee on the other side, hugged her plump and mature body, and returned directly to her bedroom.

Lu Xiu'e has been in a state of half-asleep, humming and chirping something, her arms tightly wrapped around Lin Feng, even though Lin Feng had put her on the bed, she still refused to let go of Lin Feng's neck.

"When you get home, let go and sleep steadily!" Lin Feng tried to break Lu Xiu'e's arm, but the other party hugged it very tightly, and Lin Feng couldn't untie it for a while.

Wipe!

Lin Feng didn't want to sleep with a drunken duck in his arms!

Let's not talk about Lu Xiu'e's alcohol, just the moment she vomited just now, a lot of vomit splashed on her clothes, this smell, I can't stand it!

"Jingle bells, jingle bells......"

At this time, Lu Xiu'e's smart watch rang, and Lin Feng subconsciously turned his head to look, only to see a man's name written on the caller ID - Guo Bin.

The drunk Lu Xiu'e didn't answer the call, of course, Lin Feng wouldn't answer the call, and when the ringtone stopped, the sharp-eyed Lin Feng looked at the screen of the smart watch at a glance, and there were actually more than a dozen missed calls!

Well, it's all calls from the man named Guo Bin!

Hehe, don't think about it, this man named Guo Bin must be Lu Xiu'e's object, oh no!

No wonder Lu Xiu'e is going to get drunk tonight, it turns out that her feelings have been hurt......