Er Biao's original name was Zhang Shouzheng, and the reason why he was given the nickname "Er Biao" is definitely not groundless.

He and his brother Zhang Shoubiao, when they were teenagers, the two of them were cooking instant noodles at home, but they all fell asleep, and then the overflowing noodle soup extinguished the fire, and the parents of the two brothers were all poisoned by gas, although the two brothers were lucky to pick up a life, but also because of the gas poisoning injured the brainstem nerves, although they were later saved by firefighters, but more or less left a little sequelae, so the two brothers are slightly lacking in intelligence, and they are holding a certificate of mental disability.

And Er Biao's brother Da Biao is also a bastard, perhaps it is precisely because of this intellectual defect that Da Biao thinks about very few things, but because of this, Da Biao has a very tiger personality, fights very ruthlessly, and does not take lightly or heavily, in society, he really set up a number one.

And one of the most famous things about Da Biao is that five years ago, he was hired to ask for an account, but in the process of asking for an account, he missed a serious injury, and the money was not returned.

After the incident, the victim arranged for him to go out and hide for more than two months, and after checking around, he finally settled the matter, and after Da Biao went home, he also went to find the money from the matter, but the other party had spent a lot of money because he arranged for him to run away and help him settle things, plus Da Biao's matter was not completed, so the money was not given, so Da Biao did an even more awesome thing: he reported the case!

That's right! A bastard, who was helping others to cause serious harm, actually chose legal means to defend his rights, wanted to defend his own interests, and asked for the money for the errand.

Because of this incident, the employer who hired Da Biao to ask for the account was sentenced to three years, and Da Biao was released because of his voluntary surrender and mental illness, so although he did not go to prison, he finally tossed himself to a psychiatric hospital for compulsory treatment without a guardian, and was locked up for five years before being released.

At the beginning, in order to help Da Biao settle the case, the employer spent a small amount of 100,000 yuan before and after, but in the end, because he didn't give him a capitation fee of 1,000 yuan, he was bitten in, but he didn't even dare to look for Da Biao after that, after all, mental illness and murder are not illegal.

Da Biao's incident was once reduced to a joke in Shen Y's social circle, and this kind of Rashomon incident can be said to be countless in Da Biao's career.

It is precisely because of Da Biao's character that the vast majority of Shen Y's social people will choose to stay away from him, even Da Biao usually calls some social big brothers to borrow money, as long as the amount is not large, the other party will lend him very happily, and never want it.

After all, in the face of such a mad dog with a fourth-level certificate of mental disability in his hand, he can even bite himself when he is anxious, and anyone shuddes when he sees it, this bastard in society comes out to mix, all for money, but Da Biao comes out to mix, purely to play with his life, not only to play with other people's lives, but also to play with his own lives.

It stands to reason that after he finished fighting with Zhang Ao, he must have no heart to drink, and Huang Shuo pretended to help him kick Zhang Ao after he just finished smoking ice, and Er Biao, who was not very good at brains, suddenly felt that Huang Shuo was very particular, since the other party helped him, then he and Huang Shuo had a drink together, and it should be, so after Huang Shuo went out, he stared at the empty little eyes, and waited in the private room with Buddha beads, and the person who smoked the ice was like this, once there were emotional fluctuations due to something, there were only two states, either he is getting more and more cranky, or his brain is becoming more and more sluggish, and Er Biao belongs to the latter, he is completely blank at this time.

After more than ten minutes or so, Er Biao saw that Huang Shuo's side had not moved, and felt like he had been waiting for a century, so he also walked out of the private room and walked towards the bar.

"Hello sir, do you need anything?" The waiter at the bar was slightly stunned when he saw Er Biao dressed as a thunderous man in a monk's uniform.

"Let me ask, where did my friend go after he came out just now?" Er Biao opened his mouth and asked.

"Your friend, he's gone. The waiter responded truthfully.

"Why didn't you tell me when you left?" Er Biao heard this, frowned and muttered, and was about to leave.

"Sir, wait a minute, you haven't paid yet!" the waiter stretched out his hand to stop him.

"How much is it?" When Er Biao chatted with Wang Lu in the empty private room before, he only needed a pot of tartary buckwheat tea, so he took out his wallet and took out a hundred yuan.

"Your total consumption is three thousand and thirty-eight yuan, and you can give three thousand. The cashier looked at the bill and whispered.

"How much?" Er Biao's eyes widened suddenly when he heard this: "Your restaurant can rob money more than our temple! A pot of tea, you dare to ask me for 3,000?"

"That's the kind of gentleman, in addition to the price of a pot of tea you consumed for 38 yuan, your friend's private room consumed a total of 3,000 yuan, and the gentleman who just left said that this account is also settled by you!"

"My friend, is that the yellow-haired one?"

"Yes!"

"Okay, then you can help me finish it together. At this time, Er Biao didn't think about it at all, and he didn't realize that Huang Shuo was cheating on him about this matter, and he felt that since Huang Shuo had helped him out just now, he would help him settle the account, which was nothing.

"Sir, just now in your private room, two teacups were broken, according to the regulations of our store, you also need to compensate for the same price, two cups, a total of 100 yuan. At this time, a waiter also came over and added.

"Why?" Er Biao heard this, and was inexplicably a little anxious: "I didn't break that cup, why should I pay for it!"

"But when your friend left just now, didn't you say that you were all together, because you drank too much and caused a little conflict, so will you pay for this cup together at the checkout?"

"You fart!Who the fuck is with that idiot, have you ever seen your own people have a conflict, can you do it so ruthlessly?" Er Biao shouted pointing to the blood spot on his front placket.

"Sir, the person who did it with you before came with your friend, I don't care if there is any conflict between you, but if you don't pay compensation, we can call the police to deal with it!" the waiter explained.

"Wait a minute, what did you just say? That fool who fought with me came with that yellow-haired little B cub?" Er Biao was stunned when he heard this, because he originally thought that Huang Shuo had helped him because of the unevenness on the side of the road, but he pondered at the moment, but suddenly found that something was wrong, because how could Huang Shuo appear in the Japanese restaurant for no reason, and just met him fighting, thinking of this, Er Biao grinded his back molars: "Then where did the woman in my house go?"

"That lady, too, is gone with your friend!" the waiter explained.

"Fuck your mother, you dare to play with me!" Er Biao reacted that Huang Shuo was in the same group as Zhang Ao who beat him, and he was anxious.

"Sir, if you don't lose money, we'll really call the police!" The waiter looked at Er Biao's hideous face and took a step back.

......

Five minutes later, after Er Biao spent more than 3,000 yuan to settle the account, he walked out of the Japanese restaurant with stubborn eyes, stood on the side of the street for a long time, and then took out his mobile phone and dialed a phone number.

"Hey, little biao. Erbiao's friend answered the phone.

"Let me ask you, do you know where Huang Shuo is?" After Er Biao finished smoking the ice, he had gone through so many things, and he had completely forked his way, his steps fluttered, and his eyes looked thief-like.

"I don't know, I have a general relationship with Huang Shuo, not a person in a circle, and I don't usually contact him, by the way, I heard that you are not a monk, what is Huang Shuo doing?"

"I'm vulgar!" Er Biao shouted with a white face.

"It's still vulgar, it's still vulgar, why are you in a hurry with me. The friend was speechless.

"Okay, I don't have time to deal with you!" Er Biao was angry at the moment, and he didn't have the heart to talk nonsense with his friends, so he hung up the phone and continued to call others, and without exception, they all inquired about where Huang Shuo was, as long as the other party said he didn't know, he hung up the phone directly, and then called the next person.

In this way, after Er Biao made more than ten phone calls, a friend finally asked: "Hey, since you have something to do with Huang Shuo, why don't you call him yourself?"

"......"

When Er Biao heard this, he stood on the side of the road and was stunned on the spot, because of the confusion of thinking, Er Biao inquired around, and actually forgot about this stubble.

......

On the other side, after Huang Shuo and the others left the Japanese restaurant, the group did not go far, so they found a mass-selling KTV nearby, opened a room and started singing K.

"Hey, Lulu, I heard Xiao Shuo and them chatting just now, saying that Er Biao at noon today seems to be a fool, you are so beautiful, why do you still have a relationship with him?" Zhang Ao sat next to Wang Lu, swished and handed her the fruit in the fruit bowl, and asked very gossipily.

"Don't listen to their nonsense, Er Biao does have a bit of a problem, but he is definitely not a fool, but his personality is a little stunned, we are junior high school classmates, he has always liked me, and he is quite good to me, chasing me for several years, I go to school and get out of school, he follows me from afar, afraid that I will be bullied, this is several years, and when I have my menstrual period, he does not forget to send me brown sugar water for a day, and he also remembers the usual festivals and my birthday. Wang Lu paused: "For a woman, Er Biao can actually give people a sense of security, I don't care what others say about him, because he is really good to me, but after he came into contact with society, he was taken on a crooked path and slowly learned badly, so I broke up with him." ”

"Lulu, why don't you give me a chance and let me send you home in the future?" Zhang Ao continued to add like a little eunuch.

"What, you really want to try it with me?" asked Wang Lu with a straw sipping juice.

"Then you have to try!" Zhang Ao nodded without hesitation.

“......！”

At the same time as Zhang Ao soaked Wang Lu, Ma Siyan went to the corridor outside to answer a phone call, turned around and returned to the private room, snatched Huang Shuo's microphone, and dragged him aside: "Xiao Shuo, don't howl yet!"

"What's wrong, I was just about to sing to the G tide, and you ran out of power for me all of a sudden!" Huang Shuo looked at Ma Siyan and asked unhappily.

"Er Biao is calling you everywhere now!I guess this goods may be because you asked him to settle the bill, a little anxious!" Ma Siyan took a preventive shot in advance, and then continued: "You also know that both of them are mentally ill, otherwise, you can hide for a while, don't really let Er Biao find you, otherwise he may be able to do something." ”

"Oh, it's okay, it's just a fool, what are you afraid of!" Huang Shuo gritted his teeth and waved his hand seriously, before that, he was fooling around on the street of Shen Y, and in their age group, he was also a ruthless person, so he didn't take Er Biao in his eyes at all.

"Er Biao is really not terrible, but Da Biao is a pure fool, what if he really looks for you?" Ma Siyan still didn't feel at ease.

"Hehe, a fool who called the police to arrest himself, what can he do with me? Okay, you don't care, you should eat, you should play!" Huang Shuo didn't take this matter to heart at all, and just as he was about to go back to continue singing, the mobile phone in his pocket rang, and when he saw the call from Er Biao, Huang Shuo grinned, pushed the door and stood in the corridor, and pressed the answer: "Second brother, what's wrong?"

"Fuck you, tell me where you are! I'll kill you today!" Er Biao, who was already smoking, howled at the other end of the phone.

Huang Shuo stood at the door of the private room, heard Er Biao's angry roar coming out of the earpiece, and lit a cigarette on the chair sitting on the side: "Second brother, we have something to say, look at you, why are you angry!"

"I'll fuck you! I ask you, is the man who was with Wang Lu at noon today with you?" Er Biao continued to howl.

"That's right, I was fighting at the time, wasn't I also afraid that after you fight, you will be easy to beat, you can say in good conscience, if there is no me at noon today, can you make people fight in a B shape?" Huang Shuo was talking, and found that someone else called him, and he was unwilling to continue to talk to Er Biao on the phone: "Okay, let's do this first, I have something to do here, hang up first!"

"Huang Shuo, fuck your mother!" Er Biao howled.

"Little stupid basket, did I give you face?" Huang Shuo frowned when he heard this: "I don't care about you because I don't want to be like a fool, are you really taking yourself seriously?"

"Who the are you talking about?!" Er Biao was poked in the sore spot, and immediately went berserk: "You tell me where you are, I will definitely kill you today!"

"I'm in Jinz! Come here, I'll wait for you!" Huang Shuo then replied.

"You wait! I'm sure I'll clean you up today!"

"Stupid!"

"Duh... Toot ......"

Huang Shuo scolded, hung up the phone directly, and rummaged through the phone book to call back to his friend.

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