Learning from the scriptures, in fact, if you want to talk about how many people in the team, who knows more?

Needless to say, it's Zhu Bajie.

And Zhu Bajie knows that Tang Sanzang is an ordinary mortal!

Now mortals have so much power?

"You pig demon, don't shout. ”

"When will the poor monk have an apprentice like you, don't ruin the reputation of the poor monk. As Tang Sanzang spoke, his heart was also much calmer.

Just now, he thought that Zhu Bajie was going to attack him.

Zhu Bajie hurriedly explained:

"Master, don't be angry, listen to me. ”

"I was originally the marshal of Tianpeng in the heavenly court, but because Pan Tao would be greedy and drunk, I played the fairy Chang'e, and then I was demoted to the mortal world by the Jade Emperor and cast the wrong baby..."

"Now that he has been enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva, I am here to wait for the master and protect the master to go to the west to learn the scriptures. ”

Tang Sanzang listened to Zhu Bajie's words, his face was a little strange, and then he glanced at Sun Xiaokong.

Sun Xiaokong glanced at Zhu Bajie with disdain and said: "If you are not afraid of god-like opponents, you are afraid of pig-like teammates." ”

"Sorry, we don't want pig teammates. ”

Nani???

Pig:???

Exercise!

You're doing racism!

A group of people listened to Sun Xiaokong's words and were a little stunned for a while, but after thinking about it carefully, the more they thought about it, the more they felt that this sentence had connotation.

At this time, Zhu Bajie was speechless by Sun Xiaokong's teeth, what a special and incisive sentence!

"Great Sage, I am the Guanyin Bodhisattva himself..."

Zhu Bajie was halfway through his words, and was suspended by Sun Xiaokong waving his hand, "If you want to mention someone else to me, I can still give two points of face, Guanyin has no face in me." ”

Pig:???

Guanyin has no face?

For a while, Zhu Bajie was also stunned, and said in his heart: "This Bi Ma Wen is so crazy with a little strength!"

Thinking about it, Zhu Bajie was also a little annoyed and said: "Bi Ma Wen, I want to worship Tang Seng as a teacher, what is the matter with you?"

Obviously, although Zhu Bajie was beaten by Sun Xiaokong, Zhu Bajie still refused to accept it.

Also, although Zhu Bajie sees that he is lazy and cowardly, this person must have the ability to do things, have the power and strength, and have the vision to see something, which is different from others.

Therefore, it is not like the black bear spirit, who is scared after being beaten.

Sun Xiaokong didn't reply, Tang Sanzang said lightly: "I listen to the emptiness." ”

"Besides, you pig demon has a drunken history of playing Chang'e, and now you are dominating the women of a good family, I don't dare to accept you as an apprentice. ”

Drip!

"The anti-routine was successful, and I obtained: Jindan × 100. ”

Pig:???

What's wrong with me?

What's wrong with the world?

Cognition is turned upside down!

Tushi Palace.

The Jade Emperor burst into laughter!

"Haha, this Sun Xiaokong is so talented, this is really incisive!"

Lao Jun...

Lao Jun said that he was sorry, although he supported this Zhu Bajie, he still smiled heartlessly.

Gao Laozhuang.

The scene was a little weird at this point.

Like the old man of Bajie and others, listening to Sun Xiaokong's words, they didn't dare to laugh.

On the contrary, Bajie is very angry now, staring at Sun Xiaokong very angrily.

Sun Xiaokong looked at Zhu Bajie, and said with a smile on his face:

"Oh yes, I suddenly remembered that you are now a monster who has taken over the people's daughters, and then you have been captured by me, a messenger of justice. ”

"What are you talking to me about?"

"Lao Gao, first go and instruct people, start the pot and boil the oil, and then today I will invite the whole village to eat pork!"

As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong turned his head to look at the black bear spirit next to him and asked, "You say, are we going to eat roasted whole pigs, or are we steaming them?"

"Or can you fry it?"

The black bear spirit scratched his face and said: "It's easy to roast directly, but this guy is so fat, and I'm afraid that it won't be cooked, so it's steamed." ”

"It's a bit excessive, aren't you?" said Zhu Bajie with an angry expression.

Elder Gao listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, but hesitated and said, "Elder, you can't just drive him away. ”

"Although he is a monster, he has never hurt us, and if he eats it, it will not be good..."

Except for the fact that Zhu Bajie is a monster, the others are actually quite satisfied with Zhu Bajie, and now he sees that Zhu Bajie is going to be killed by Sun Xiaokong, he is a little unbearable.

"Oh!"

Sun Xiaokong listened to the old man of Bajie actually mention Bajie to intercede, and for a while he had a new idea in his heart.

I saw Sun Xiaokong using a golden hoop stick to provoke Zhu Bajie, and then outside, after finding the firewood room, he said to the black bear spirit: "Bring out all the firewood inside for me." ”

"Today I'm going to roast a whole pig!"

A group of people watched Sun Xiaokong's operation, and they were all confused.

However, I saw that Sun Xiaokong was not joking at all.

After piling up a pile of firewood, set it on fire.

Then he provoked Zhu Bajie with the golden hoop stick in his hand, and put him on the flame and began to roast him.

Zhu Bajie saw that Sun Xiaokong was not joking, so he coaxed on the spot:

"Bi... Sun Dasheng, good brother, hey, don't make trouble, I surrendered to the old pig, am I wrong?"

"I understand the rules, I'll prepare them, let me down, and I'll send them to you." ”

Of course, what Zhu Bajie wants to complain about the most is: "Why don't you know how to barbecue, your barbecue is burned on an open fire?"

Sun Xiaokong didn't pay attention to him, what kind of rules are not ruly, why are you doing it early?

I saw Sun Xiaokong burning Zhu Bajie while sighing: "There is a saying, the pig fell in Pingyang and was bullied by the bear." ”

"Unexpectedly, the generalissimo of the dignified Heavenly Court, who is in charge of the 100,000 naval army, Marshal Tianpeng, is now reduced to such a field, not only being a son-in-law of a mortal is disliked..."

"Now I have to face being burned and eaten, it's really a shame that fate is impermanent!"

Zhu Bajie was a little confused, is there something wrong with you?

Why do you stand up for me?

While burning me, praising me?

Isn't it exciting?

Tang Sanzang and the Black Bear Spirit also looked at Sun Xiaokong with strange expressions, a little confused.

And Cuilan's family listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and they felt a little strange for a while...

This Sun Xiaokong seems to be counting himself in disguise.

The family thought about it and wondered if this monster had said before that he was a god...

In the quiet scene, I only heard Sun Xiaokong say again: "That black bear spirit, do you know how big Marshal Tianpeng's official is?"

The black bear spirit shook his head in confusion.

Sun Xiaokong explained: "Marshal Tianpeng's official, it can be said that all the emperors in the mortal world combined, are not as big as him, and the fighter among the immortals... No, the gods are forcing the machine..."

"Phew, the great general of the immortals, the generalissimo of the soldiers and horses!"

As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong looked at Lao Gao's family with a serious face and said, "You are sure now, do you want this son-in-law anymore?"

"If you don't, I'll just sprinkle salt on the barbecue here?"

The old Gao family is also confused now.

Isn't it a monster son-in-law?

How did he become a fairy son-in-law in the blink of an eye?