Chapter 630: Two Hundred Years of Being Single. (Ask for recommendation votes, ask for subscriptions)
Cao Wei smiled a little embarrassedly and asked, "Xu Rong, are you a keyboard warrior?"
"Old... Boss, when are you here?" Xu Rong was frightened.
Cao Wei said implicitly: "You came here just now when you were still sleeping, and you took a bath by the way." ”
"Boss... Just... Have you seen it all?" Xu Rong looked a little like a thief.
Cao Wei nodded.
Xu Rong was embarrassed, and said with an extremely embarrassed expression: "Boss, you listen to my explanation, I really didn't mean to conflict with those trolls, it's just because some of their words are too ugly, I..."
"Okay Xu Rong, you don't have to explain, I understand. Cao Wei said with a grin and opened the laptop for Xu Rong.
Xu Rong looked a little confused.
I don't know what Cao Wei means.
Cao Wei pointed to the computer and said, "Come, let's try this group of trolls together." ”
"Boss, do you too..."Xu Rong didn't say the last word.
Cao Wei nodded slightly.
Log in to an account that you haven't logged in for several years.
The ID is called "One Man Destroys One Country".
After Xu Rong saw it, he said that he had never seen it at all.
But wait for Cao Wei to sit in front of the computer.
The moment you start typing on the keyboard.
Xu Rong looked stupid.
I saw that the hands didn't seem to move at all.
But the pinyin in front of the computer is frantically typing, and then to sending.
Just a second.
Cao Wei seemed to have sent thousands of words.
"Old... Top dog... You're horrible. Xu Rong was stupefied.
Cao Wei pointed to the side and said, "Don't be stunned, go get a computer and come over, let's do it together." ”
"Hmm. Xu Rong trotted out of the hut.
I don't know where to bring back a notebook.
Sitting next to Cao Wei, they started the journey of keyboard warriors together.
... Half an hour passed.
Cao Wei and Xu Rong destroyed the fragile little hearts of countless keyboard warriors.
At this moment, they even gave Cao Wei an incredible nickname "Chivalrous Sorrow".
As the name suggests, keyboard warriors are worried when they see it.
Cao Wei was dismissive of this.
Continue to charge towards the pinnacle of keyboard warriors.
At this time, Dai Jincheng also walked into the thatched hut.
When he saw Xu Rong and Cao Wei sitting peacefully in front of the computer, he walked over curiously.
"Boss, what's the situation with the two of you?" Dai Jincheng looked stupid.
I really didn't expect Cao Wei and Xu Rong to be so bored that they exchanged saliva with the group of trolls on the Internet.
Xu Rong looked back a little embarrassed.
"Jincheng, it's just entertainment, don't get me wrong. ”
"But this..."Dai Jincheng didn't know what to say, anyway, he just felt very childish in his heart.
Cao Wei pointed to another stool and said, "Jincheng, you came just in time, hurry up and find a stool, let's go together." ”
"Uh..." Dai Jincheng hesitated.
Cao Wei urged: "Don't be stunned, this group of trolls is at least tens of thousands, I can't hold it anymore." ”
"Okay..."Dai Jincheng ran out and brought a computer over.
Just turn on your computer and log in to your discussion account.
Some are quite hesitant, not knowing whether to join the army of sprayers.
But squirting and spraying, Dai Jincheng seemed to have found a pleasure that he hadn't felt for a long time.
I feel like a life coach.
I'm teaching this bunch of silly kids.
Let them feel the malice of society in advance.
and the importance of hand speed.
"Educate them!" Dai Jincheng shouted loudly after continuing to output for half an hour.
After Xu Rong saw it, he felt that the atmosphere was a little awkward.
Sneaking a glance out of the door, seeing that no one saw it, he was relieved and continued to spend his youth on the keyboard.
... Night.
The weather is starting to get colder.
Cao Wei sat in the hut and also felt a little cool.
When I turned my head to look out the window, I realized that it was already dark.
Before I knew it, I had been spraying with this group of trolls all day.
"It's crazy. Cao Wei muttered.
stood up and shouted: "Okay, that's enough, there's no need to be as knowledgeable as this group of people, I can't even spray alone, and I dare to call myself a keyboard warrior, laughing to death." ”
"The boss is right, this group of people is too vegetable, and their hands are too slow. Dai Jincheng stood up disdainfully.
Xu Rong also stood up comfortably: "Boss, eat hot pot tonight, the dishes are all home-grown, absolutely clean and hygienic." ”
"Okay, let's go. Cao Wei agreed.
The three of them began to get busy with the hot pot.
At the same time, inside the Alicante branch of Hu's.
Hu Zhen sat in his office at the top.
In an angry tone, he asked Zhang Yong in front of him: "Haven't the forum been captured yet? Are you all all rubbish? Tens of thousands of people, even one person can't spray, what's the use of me taking money to hire you." ”
Zhang Yong said a little timidly and aggrievedly: "Hu Dong, you really can't blame us for this, that one person is too strong to destroy a country, and the hand speed of thousands of us is not as fast as him alone." ”
"Fart, how can there be someone in the world who has such a fast hand. Hu Zhen didn't believe it.
Zhang Yong cautiously walked to Hu Zhen's side and said very quietly: "Mr. Hu, I heard that there is an old man in the world who has been single for two hundred years, and his hand speed is extremely fast, I suspect that he is helping the Wei Group, otherwise I really can't think of a second person." ”
Hu Zhen was taken aback.
The boss with both eyes stared at Zhang Yong for a long time, and asked, "That person is a sage, he has been single for two hundred years, he can't be a, right?"
"I don't know this, I only know that the old gentleman is elusive, and ordinary people are not qualified to see him at all. Zhang Yong said seriously.
Hu Zhen nodded with admiration.
Also as a man.
Hu Zhen can't even stand being single for a day.
It is necessary to sleep with a woman in her arms every day.
"Mr. Hu, is our next policy to be..."Zhang Yong smiled evilly.
Hu Zhen nodded: "Expand the scope of influence and strive to pull Cao Wei off the altar." ”
"OK...", Zhang Yong gestured.
Walked out of the office.
The whole person instantly relaxed.
"It's so hard to be a companion. Zhang Yongnian muttered, looking at the bewitching secretary who walked past him.
As soon as I saw it, I knew that I was going to accompany Hu Zhen to work.
And he has to work for Hu Zhen now.
"There is no comparison, there is no comparison. Zhang Yong shook his head and began to be excited about the next plan.
... Next.
Cao Wei was happy last night.
and Xu Rong were drunk.
When I woke up today, I felt a little dizzy.
Ran into the toilet and washed his face with water.
After feeling a lot more sober.
When I turned around and was about to go to the toilet, I found Xu Rong kneeling on his slippers and falling asleep on the toilet.
"I'll go! This kid drank more than I did last night. Cao Wei complained, and the basin of water was poured directly on Xu Rong.
Xu Rong's whole body trembled.
Instantly sobered up.
opened his eyes and looked at Cao Wei and asked, "Boss, what are you doing standing here?"