0153 The king came to patrol the mountains

Why does it have to be a foreigner? This question stumped almost everyone.

After all, there are more than 4,000 people, and the total number of foreigners is not more than 1,000, among which you have to count the sticks, monkeys, Ah San and shemales, why did Zhao Guanren eat accurately, and the foreigners with the smallest number would come over?

"Little fish, don't you understand......

Gao Jie was lying behind a fallen dead tree, Yu Xiaoyu had already wiped his face black, holding a whispering submachine gun and laughing: "I won't tell you if I understand it, it's not been a day or two since I will be hungry for your body, I can't spoil his good deeds!"

"Cut~"

Gao Jie raised her chin very arrogantly and said: "I just want to covet him, I will kick him if he dares to come, but if I come, I will seduce him, make him want to stop, and think about me every night!"

"Wow! Gao Shenjun, you are so sassy......

Yu Xiaoyu smiled narrowly: "No wonder someone calls you Xiao Huangya behind your back, I think the fire in the president's heart was provoked by you first, even his own apprentices are seduced, Jiang Ziya can't cure your commotion when he comes!"

"Shhh~ Someone is coming!"

Gao Jie suddenly covered her mouth, and looked at the hillside outside the woods from a distance, a group of well-equipped soldiers walked over, followed by more than a dozen people in civilian costumes, but without exception, there were about forty men and women in the United States.

"Oh my God! what a foreigner......"

The two women glanced at each other in shock, and the foreigners were also shocked by the terrifying dead world, and even some reporters took out their original film cameras to take pictures, but they didn't find that the "cargo squad" was ambushing.

"Hello~"

Zhao Guanren walked out with the ring head knife, and the foreigners startled him, but immediately he looked like a ghost, and kept scolding words like "Leak, Fake" and the like.

"Why, why are you so unfriendly, aren't you peace fighters......"

Zhao Guanren walked out of the woods, pointed to the male translator with an Asian face and said, "Tell them, leave me twenty portions of water and food, and I will let you pass here, otherwise I will call the Demon King to come over to Fak you, if you don't believe it, you can try!"

"Hell, I knew it wouldn't be good to meet him, he's just a scumbag......"

The foreigners all complained, and the team leader also scratched his head in depression, looking aggrieved when he met a declining god and couldn't send it away.

The foreigners quickly discussed, probably also wanted to spend money to buy a clean one, and finally the translator said: "You can't eat twenty servings alone, we can give you five servings, and at the same time send you a message, the Japanese team is at the foot of the mountain, they are very rich!"

"Ahhh~ Who said that foreigners don't have a heart, you still know that the disaster leads to the east......"

Zhao Guanren took two steps forward and said with a smile: "But one yard is one yard, the devil's toll is more than a few packets of food, they have to take the flower girl to honor Uncle Ben, you are not allowed to have less than twenty things, and I can bargain again!"

"Zhao Guanren, why don't you leave, Xuanye is nearby......"

Suddenly there was a shout from the bottom of the mountain, and the voices of the male and female were like Bai Ming, and the translator hurriedly said: "Big brother, please leave quickly, don't harm us anymore, we don't have much food, can you give you some survival tools?"

Zhao Guanren smiled: "It's pretty much the same, I'll pick the things out myself!"

"Count you ruthless!"

The foreigners had a bad look on their faces, so they could only make up water and food for ten people first, and let him take away two tactical vests, as well as lighting sticks and grenades and other things, all of which were the most practical things, and almost made them cry.

"I won't take your things for nothing......"

Zhao Guanren pointed ahead and said: "Don't follow the ruins of the battlefield, there will be a lot of evil things on the ancient battlefield, and everyone must wear a mask at the same time, the black fog will make you have the illusion of death, understand."

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"Got it!"

The translator immediately translated the words, and the foreigners finally nodded seriously, and suddenly felt that Zhao Guanren was not a bad person.

"Little babes!"

Zhao Guanren smiled evilly at a little foreign girl: "Join my team, brother will take you to 'Gou Gou' together, and let's snap again in the end, it's very cool!"

Yang Niu hurriedly shook her head and said, "No! You are a three-star, no! Broom star, follow you ...... Dog leash, the demon king will cut you, goodbye!

"Damn! you stupid foreigners will lead ...... dogs."

Zhao Guanren scolded angrily, and after the foreigners ran away like a plague god, Gao Jie and the others who got up immediately walked out.

Tang Xiaobing was pleasantly surprised: "Boss, you are too good, you robbed the American team by yourself, but how do you know that they will come?"

"Auntie, have you figured it out......

Zhao Guanren touched Gao Jie's chin, Gao Jie slapped his hand away and mocked: "Young smelly beauty! When you are Yang Guo, Yang Guo can only have one hand, if you chop your hand, I will be your aunt!"

"Although Yang Guo only has one hand, he is also a big eagle, so he can let his aunt fly into the sky......"

Zhao Guanren looked at her with flying eyebrows, but Gao Jie said with white eyes: "No matter how big the carving is, it is also Yang Guo, and it has a half-dime relationship with you, besides, have you ever seen the little dragon girl wearing T-shaped pants, Yang Guo will not give this kind of thing to his master, I am not like her at all!"

“......”

The people who just wanted to laugh suddenly found that the taste was wrong, they always thought that Gao Jie was a serious person, but it turned out that they were really worthy of being the master and apprentice, the apprentice was openly flirting, and the master was secretly complaining, a real hooligan, a fake Xiaobai, and he couldn't even see the tail lights when he got up.

"Haha~ You are really my good master......"

Zhao Guanren and Gao Jie tacitly glanced at each other, and said: "Actually, this matter is very simple, in the eyes of those fools, the direction of my escape is the most dangerous place, no one wants to bump into the crazy Xuanye, but someone has to search for it, so I ......"

"Oh! I see......"

Gao Jie came to his senses: "The weak have no right to speak, whoever is the weakest has to be cannon fodder, so the people who come here are either Lao Mei or Maozi, only they have lost the main team, and the number is the least, and other teams will naturally bully them!"

"Tell you, no one is a good bird in adversity, pay more attention......"

Zhao Guanren put on the tactical vest and other things, everyone hurriedly packed up other things, and quickly walked down the mountain on the side, eager to go to the disaster of the Japanese team.

"Boss!"

Lu Datou asked anxiously: "Can you get me a Japanese flower girl, my grandfather was killed by the Japanese, I hate the Japanese flower girl, uh no! Anyway, I want revenge!"

"You're farting! Your computer is full of island movies, and you can recite license plates backwards......"

Zhao Guanren said contemptuously: "This kind of thing is not urgent, there are a lot of little devils, we have to use both soft and hard, leave an impression of fear and joy to the little ones, and then hang them all the way, and run away when they are in trouble, and promise to take the initiative to take the pulse with you!"

"Haha~ high! It's really high......"

Lu Datou's excited saliva came out, and Tang Xiaobing also said greedily: "Boss! This method is also good for foreign devils, let's go back and ride a Yanma, then we will have a sense of conquest!"

"You're stupid!"

Zhao Guanren said proudly: "The two teams of the United States and Japan are next to each other, Lao Mei will definitely have to run to the devil's side if something happens, and the devil will call them over to help if something happens, and the doubles between the United States and Japan will be more enjoyable!"

"I'm going to ...... too"

Yu Xiaoyu hurriedly said: "That handsome blonde guy just now really turned me upside down, I must sleep with him, if he dares to disagree with you, help me beat him, his girlfriend belongs to you!"

"I can see it, let's

We don't have a good guy on this team......"

Gao Jie smiled bitterly: "Everyone is worried about their own safety, trying to survive, only we are concentrating on being bandits, we are not satisfied after robbing other people's things, and we want to cause trouble to other people's girls and guys, I am on the thief ship!"

"What do you think? We have three perverts here, four female murderers......

Chen Ran walked beside her and said with a smile: "Actually, this place is very similar to the dark area, no one who can survive to the end will be a good person, if you don't bully others, others will bully you, but don't think of Teacher Zhao as simple, he doesn't grab things to eat and drink!"

"Why?"

Gao Jie slowed down and looked at her in surprise.

"Look at these people in front of you, Lu Datou who eats and waits for death, and Tang Xiaobing, who is brave and unscrupulous......"

Chen Ran pointed to the front and said one by one: "Qiu Yihan who loves anyone, Yu Xiaoyu who turns his face ruthlessly, and Xu Yarong and Shen Ting, who are useless, plus you who are inexperienced and me who can't fight, in fact, we are the weakest team!"

"I see......"

Gao Jie said thoughtfully: "The ninth day is to make everyone afraid of him and dare not provoke him, otherwise everyone thinks that we are easy to bully, we will die!"

"Yes, no one dares to mess with us to survive to the end......"

Chen Ran said: "The most troublesome thing now is Yu Xiaoyu, this kind of woman believes in the law of darkness, and if the limelight is not right, she will fight back, Teacher Zhao should be the first to fix her, and the second is Qiu Yihan, if you don't step a goddess like her into the mud pit, she will always be above the top!"

"You know everything, I think you're so scary......"

Gao Jie shook his head in disbelief, but Chen Ran smiled and said: "Because that's how I came, I went from being a school flower favored by thousands of people to a joke in his hands, and in the end, I left all the reserves to listen to him, and he pushed me out of hell!"

Gao Jie hugged his arms and asked, "Could it be that Zhang Xinyue is the same as you, and who is his wife, is he already married?"

"No! Zhang Xinyue and Zhou Miao are his girlfriends, and the two of them are colleagues......

Chen Ran saw that he was almost at the foot of the mountain, and said: "I'll tell you their story when I have time, now I will give you Mr. Zhao's aphorisms, because you are afraid of death, you can live with your life, and you can experience it well!"

Gao Jie said softly: "He lives because he is afraid of death, what a philosophical sentence, no wonder he can always do so many crazy things!"

"Hide! Someone ...... down there."

Zhao Guanren suddenly hid behind a big rock, raised his binoculars and looked at the path at the foot of the mountain, Lu Datou also leaned beside him in a daze, and said in surprise: "Isn't this a stick, where is the devil, foreigners can't even tell the difference!"

"Fart! Stick chicken thief, hang behind the devil to avoid danger......"

Zhao Guanren adjusted the binoculars and only saw that the Korean team, which was about 200 people, was looking for the footprints of the Japanese team, with more than a dozen black-clothed people walking in the front, and the rest of the people following from a distance.

Not long after the Korean team walked over, a team of more than a dozen people suddenly appeared, ran into the forest and joined the other team, and after talking for a while, they collectively chased after the Korean team.

"Haha~ Sure enough, it's still the most chicken thief in our country......"

Zhao Guanren put down the binoculars and said with a smile: "Behind each foreign team, there are people from the fortress who are following, it should be afraid that they will swallow the results of the battle alone, and Lao Mei's ass is also followed by people, I just deliberately didn't see it, my car bandit road rage will soon become famous!"

"So what should I do now, I still don't ...... Japanese girls"

Lu Datou looked at him with blank eyes, and didn't care about anything else, Zhao Guanren got up and smiled: "Isn't she fragrant with a stick girl, a gentleman will only be late, never absent, let's go! Let's take the stick first, I hate the villain of the chicken thief the most!"