They stopped in front of a sign, and Chen Jianguo spoke: "Here, this is the most expensive hotel in the magic capital, Scotland...... Hitting on someone. ”

"Master, you read it backwards, this is Scottish!"

"This is very expensive, should we eat here?"

"Let's bring money, 30,000 yuan, is it enough?

"What bag?"

"Backpack, the backpack that holds the money!"

"I didn't bring ......" Tao Yaoyao's eyes suddenly widened, expressing remorse.

"This has to be done, such an important matter, you will forget it!" Chen Jianguo said angrily: "Forget it, do you have money in your pocket?"

"A little, more than seventy pieces. ”

"I've got 400 left, so make do with it. ”

"Here, waiter!"

Chen Jianguo and Tao Yaoyao found a seat, and after the two sat down at the table, Chen Jianguo greeted them.

"I'm sorry uncle, we are a high-end hotel and do not accept agricultural and sideline products. ”

At this time, the waiter played by Chen Mubai appeared.

But everyone laughed again and applauded.

This is just the beginning, and everyone has already laughed and applauded a few times, and the effect is very good.

Chen Mubai is wearing the same spicy eye-catching, very feminine dress, and the lower body is still the kind of girly national style long skirt.

"What, we're here for dinner!" Chen Jianguo said loudly dissatisfied.

"Ah, you're here to eat?" Chen Mubai looked surprised, and then said apologetically: "I've never seen this combination, I'm sorry, uncle!"

"I said, girl, this meal is very important. ”

Chen Mubai immediately retorted loudly: "Who do you call a girl, they are pure masters!"

"Ah, then why are you dressed like this, still wearing a skirt?" Chen Jianguo was shocked.

"This is the clothing style of our hotel, Scottish style, uncle, do you know fashion?"

Chen Mubai began to introduce Chen Jianguo with his own clothes, and then suddenly found a problem, this was originally a pair of pants, which he wore into a skirt, he said shyly: "Oops, the wear is off~"

Chen Mubai's pretentious shyness and their direct dialogue once again caused the audience to burst into laughter.

In fact, it's only been a few minutes, but every 2 minutes or so, everyone is amused.

The baggage set by the lines is really funny, and coupled with the dress of these people, it is hilarious.

"Let me ask you, how much does a good banquet cost?" asked Chen Jianguo.

"Get one or two thousand. ”

"One or twenty thousand, ah......" Chen Jianguo's tone was a little procrastinated, and then said: "Is there such a situation, I finished eating today, and I will settle the bill tomorrow......"

"What about the overlord meal?" "If you don't give money after eating, you still expect to give money next time, it's not what the overlord meal is.

"No, there's money. Chen Jianguo denied his words, and at the same time took out 100 yuan from his pocket and handed it to Chen Mubai.

"What is this for?"

"Tip you. ”

Chen Mubai took the money and smiled happily: "Oh, uncle, you are too handsome!"

"The guest is here, you have to give me face, this money is not in vain. Chen Jianguo advised.

"When I order, you carry it around for me. ”

"No problem, what do you want me to do?"

"I want to save face, but I can't spend too hard, if I order expensive dishes......"

Chen Mubai continued: "I'll just say...... Nope!"

"You're too smart!" Chen Jianguo admired.

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Yes, I've learned this trick!"

"Use a hundred dollars to find face, the arrangement is clear!"

"Chen Mubai's routine is okay, in fact, it can be realized, and tipping is definitely much less than spending money directly~"

"Learn a trick and use it tomorrow!"

At this time, Tao Yaoyao spoke up: "Grandpa, I'm hungry." ”

"A bowl of noodles. Chen Jianguo spoke.

"Okay, 78 a bowl. ”

Chen Jianguo looked at him with a surprised expression: "What kind of noodles, so expensive?"

"Scottish lo mein. ”

"Isn't the marinade expensive?"

"I don't want money. ”

"Okay, then bring me a bowl of marinade first, taste the salty!"

"Huh?" Chen Mubai was stunned: "I haven't been on it like this!"

"That's because I didn't come, and if I did, I would have been on it a long time ago. Chen Jianguo's face was light.

"If I say that noodles don't cost money, will you ask me for noodles?" Chen Mubai turned around to get the marinade and complained in a low voice.

"Teacher Xu of "Dream Singer" will come in a while, you have to fight for face for me, this is the best opportunity in life, seize it, grandpa has cultivated you for more than 40 years......"

Tao Yaoyao explained: "Grandpa, how old am I~"

"I've been training your dad for more than 30 years, your dad is a half-finished product, I've been trained to be the head of the cultural station, you must surpass him, do you know, do you have the determination?"

Tao Yaoyao said confidently: "Yes!"

"Make a statement. ”

"The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach!"

The crowd burst into laughter again and began to applaud.

......

Subsequently, the host Xu Jie appeared on the stage, and everyone was laughed at the conversation between them again.

After a chill, everyone sat down and began to order.

"Let's eat casually, can you come?" Xu Jie said politely to Chen Jianguo.

"Now that life in the countryside is different from the past, you should work harder, how much can you eat? ”

Chen Jianguo glanced at Chen Mubai, and then began to order: "Four Australian abalones." ”

"I'm sorry, no. Chen Mubai replied with a smile.

Everyone laughed again, this was the tip given before.

"Four pounds of Australian lobster. ”

"I'm sorry, it's not that big. ”

"How big?" Chen Jianguo said in thought.

"There are more than a pound~"

"Is there more than a pound~?" Chen Jianguo's voice elongated a lot.

"Yes...... Still not?" Chen Mubai looked at Chen Jianguo and said.

"Is there any, this is your store, you don't know and ask me, it's not bad money!"

"Oh, that's not it!" Chen Mubai nodded decisively.

Chen Jianguo also wondered, why is there no food in such a big restaurant?

So he took the menu and said, "I'll take a look, what kind of home cooking, don't order shark fin." ”

"Don't eat fish bones, I once ate fish bones stuck, and finally choked with steamed buns and soaked in vinegar, and finally the hospital took out tweezers to take it out......"

Shark fin and fish bones are not the same thing, Chen Jianguo's serious appearance makes people laugh again.

Chen Jianguo dressed up as an honest and honest peasant, but he was playing tricks, which really made people laugh.

"I said, you don't have anything in the store, what are you doing? Is it easy for this person to come here? Find out your boss!" Chen Jianguo pretended to be dissatisfied.

"Nope. Chen Mubai continued.

"You just remember, don't you, boss!"

"Ah, boss, boss, the boss is out. ”

"What are you talking about?" Chen Jianguo was helpless, so he could only turn his head and ask Xu Jie.

"It would be nice to have a little bit of homely food, folk. ”

"Bring a small pheasant and stew mushrooms. Chen Jianguo said.

Chen Mubai shook his head and said, "No." ”

Chen Jianguo coughed twice and said, "This...... Yes, there can be. ”

"Not really. ”

“......”

Xu Jie looked at the conversation between the two with a confused expression, and he couldn't figure out what the situation was.

The audience in the audience was already laughing, and some younger people began to slap the table with their stomachs in their hands, and their stomachs twitched with laughter.

The older people all looked at this sketch with smiles on their faces, and everyone's applause was fierce and thunderous.

Apparently, they liked the skit so much that it made them laugh.

"Come on, girl, bring these things, thanks to the brought, I brought them to you, now you can eat them directly." ”

"Brother, pheasants can't be eaten, this is a protected animal. ”

"It's domestic, it's okay, come on, stupid. ”

Chen Mubai was furious: "Who do you call stupid?"

"No, I'm talking about a stupid egg. ”

"No!" Chen Mubai was impatient.

"Here, I have!"

"Brother, when you come to the hotel, do you prepare your own materials?" Xu Jie asked in surprise.

"He didn't wow, the problem was to give him money, he didn't even have anywhere to look for. Chen Jianguo said seriously: "Come, Teacher Xu is here, what about your hotel?"

Chen Mubai thought for a while and said, "...... Give one away?"

"Oh, uncle, didn't I say, why are you so picky, you see that you don't have one, we still have to take one when it's over?"

Chen Mubai was speechless and helpless.

The applause rang out again, and everyone looked at the two people on the stage as if they were living treasures, which made everyone laugh so much that they couldn't stop laughing.

"I said young man, we're not one of you who didn't order, but after I ordered, abalone, lobster, you didn't have ......"

"Is there anything you haven't counted in your heart?" Chen Mubai sneered.

Chen Jianguo immediately resisted, if the things he confessed before were said, it would be over!

may also offend Xu Jie, he naturally wants to hide it, so he wants to divert this topic.

“@#￥%%”

"Stop talking, I'll have it later, what should I do?"

"No, am I short of money?"

Chen Mubai said: "I know that the uncle is not bad for money, but Mr. Xu finally came back, we can't care about money when we eat and drink, don't look at my young age, but I have concluded that people's lives are actually short, sometimes it is exactly the same as sleeping, the eyes are closed and opened, a day has passed, the eyes are closed, and a lifetime has passed, right?"

"Brilliant young man!" Xu Jie complimented.

"What's the point, he's a fart!" Chen Jianguo added.

"Money is something outside of the body, what is the most painful thing for a person? ”

Xu Jie looked at Chen Mubai approvingly, and felt that it was very reasonable.

At this time, the audience also began to applaud warmly, indicating that what he said was right.

Life in the world, everything is outside the body, life does not bring things that death does not bring, people still have to live a little chic, which is also one of the concepts transmitted by this sketch to everyone.

After the applause, Chen Jianguo began to answer: "Do you know what the most painful thing in life is?"

Everyone looked at Chen Jianguo suspiciously.

"People are alive, but money is gone. Chen Jianguo looked serious.

"Haha!"

"Makes sense!"

"This is incisive!"

"Oops, I was caught off guard by this bend!"

No matter which sentence it is, these two sentences are very reasonable, and it is still necessary to treat them dialectically, you can't be too picky if you have money, live a little brighter, and save some money if you don't have money, otherwise you will indeed be selected into a desperate situation. ”

"Lao Chen can. Liu Fenfang sat below, watching Chen Jianguo's performance on stage, very pleased.

In fact, Chen Jianguo's performance was beyond her expectations, she didn't expect it to be so good, she has been applauding her wife, and she saw Chen Jianguo's comedy talent for the first time.

Although it has a close relationship with the script, Chen Jianguo's authentic peasant image is very in place, and his honest and responsible appearance makes him make it easier to make people laugh when he does those things and says those words.

It's like an honest person telling nonsense seriously, and the jokes told by honest people are more likely to make others laugh.

This is the contrast effect brought by appearance, after all, in everyone's impression, honest people are very honest and will not play tricks at all, and once the appearance and behavior are reversed, it will have a very comedic effect.

Then, it was the moment when Chen Jianguo began to pull the relationship, he just wanted his granddaughter to be on Xu Jie's "Dream Singer", so he specially invited him here.

Once again, it confirms the old saying, nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief.

"Come, report to your home. Xu Jie said.

"I'm from xxxxxxx village......"

"I'm very happy, I found my scared grandpa!"

Tao Yaoyao said excitedly: "Thank you very much to my grandfather for giving me this opportunity, I thank you for your eight ancestors, no, I thank you on behalf of the eight ancestors, I will never forget you in my life, and I will not let you go as a ghost!"

“......”

"Awesome!"

“666666......”

"I'm convinced!"

"Chen Mubai, you have a brain hole, I am convinced!"

"I'm scary, isn't this a gratitude?

This script must have been written by Chen Mubai, after all, he had made so many movies before, and the story composition of the script was naturally not a problem, and the other three were not professional, so the script could only be written by Chen Mubai.

The barrage is endless, densely packed like crossing the river, but everyone is praising Chen Mubai's ability and praising him for writing the script well.

In addition to the black humor of "Crazy Stone", this is the first time that Chen Mubai has shown his comedic effect in this way of storytelling.

In the past, he was very humorous, and what he said on various occasions made people laugh, but no one thought that he could really transform the humor cells in his daily life into a script, and this kind of straightforward and funny was surprising.

It's not that black humor isn't funny, but it's because it's artistic.

Just like the difference between vulgar and elegant, the black humor of "Crazy Stone" is a high-end comedy with artistic processing, giving people a sense of loftiness, and the language is not the kind of simple and straightforward funny, but a higher-level comedy effect.

The sketch "Not Bad Money" belongs to the simple and straightforward funny, that is, the funny kind of everyday language, and the comedy effect of the two is different.

However, vulgarity and elegance are not separated, and it is best to be able to make people laugh.

At present, it seems that Chen Mubai has done both very successfully, at least all the people who are watching this sketch can't help laughing.

......

"I sound a little panicked. Xu Jie said with palpitations.

After the girl finished speaking, Chen Jianguo hurriedly rounded the field, after all, he said the wrong thing, for fear that she would make Xu Jie unhappy.

"What this kid means is to take revenge on you, no, it's reimbursement, no, no, no, it's to repay the kindness, you can't forget you when you go out, come, sing one!"

"I sang a Tao Yaoyao's "Later". ”

Then, Tao Yaoyao began to sing.

The reason why this song was chosen is because the lyrics are simple and easy to understand, the melody is beautiful and beautiful, and it can be enjoyed by men, women and children, after all, it is about a love experience that everyone will have.

Especially the leaders and their families who are sitting here, everyone is old, they have all been young, who hasn't been in the past?

"Come, play the one in the back who cries and sings, and cries and talks. Chen Jianguo pulled Tao Yaoyao and said.

Xu Jie stopped: "Wait a minute, what kind of show is it even crying?"

Chen Jianguo replied seriously: "It's how difficult it is in my family, how difficult it is." ”

"Acceptance speech!" Chen Jianguo understood: "I haven't participated in the show yet, but I have an acceptance speech?"

"The main thing is that her grandfather is here, and I don't have a bottom in my heart?"

Chen Jianguo said with a smile: "If you see me say three numbers, she will cry, 123, cry, don't you have feelings for grandpa, grandpa's photo is here." ”

"......" Xu Jie was speechless.

"Don't talk about it, the talent is wrong, and the singing is very good. Xu Jie hurriedly said.

"That's not bad, right? If I can get on this way, I can do it too. ”

"Where are you going?" asked Chen Jianguo.

"On "Dream Singer"!"

"You pull it down, this is a matter of the art circle, you can serve the food!"

"You'll let me sing one?"

"I won't let you sing!"

"If you don't let me sing, I'll tell you what you told me!"

Chen Jianguo was shocked, and then looked honest: "@#¥ He must sing better than her." ”

"You start, or report yourself. Xu Jie said.

Chen Mubai picked up the microphone and began to say: "My fate is the same as her, and I also have a grandfather surnamed Xu. ”

"You pull it down!" Chen Jianguo scolded.

"I'll parody the show. ”

"Impersonating whom?"

"Teacher Chen Mubai. ”

"Let's get started. ”

"I bring you Mr. Chen Mubai's "Dream Chasing Pure Heart". ”

The reason for choosing this song is to tell everyone that his original intention remains the same and will not be forgotten.

This is the stage of the CCTV party, and his singing can be heard by the audience across the country, and at the same time, he can also let the leaders see his heart.

The government has given him many policy advantages and escorted him, and he is really grateful, so he chose this song to tell everyone that his heart is also to show the government that he will definitely work hard.

Singing this song live is very shocking, after all, it is a rock song, even though the Spring Festival Gala has been held for so long and is coming to an end, but this song once again drives the atmosphere in the venue, and the atmosphere is hot!

In the audience, the young people screamed very excitedly, it was a group of older elders, listening to this bloody song, the blood seemed to begin to boil, and there was excitement in their hearts.

This is the charm of hot rock songs, the kind of high-pitched roar that resounded in the sky, which can most intuitively and clearly let everyone hear the thoughts and spirit in their hearts, and it is very easy to infect the emotions of others.

"Okay, good, you two make a combination, it's called "Not Bad Money"!"

"Thank you, grandpa!"

"Thank you, grandpa!"

Tao Yaoyao and Chen Mubai thanked them repeatedly.

"Well, why don't you bring me with you!" Chen Jianguo hesitated.

"Brother, you can sing too?"

"Try it. Chen Jianguo said with a smile.

"Actually, there is one thing I didn't tell you, and my grandfather can do it too!"

“......”

After Chen Mubai and others finished their performances, the four of them bowed to the audience and the audience in front of the TV.

......

"Great!"

"This sketch is so good!"

"Awesome!"

"It's funny, it's an eye-opener!"

"I thought that the absence of Teacher Zhao Qiqi would make this Spring Festival Gala dim, but I didn't expect Chen Mubai's sketch to be so good, I think it must be better than Teacher Zhao Qiqi's work!"

"I finished watching it with a smile the whole time, my stomach hasn't eased up yet, there has never been a sketch that can make me laugh for so long, Chen Mubai is awesome!"

Audiences across the country are expressing their opinions at this moment, and topics related to Chen Mubai quickly appeared on the hot search of WeChat messages.

This sketch is also on the hot search, and everyone is discussing the sketch "Not Bad Money".

"Originally, I thought that Chen Mubai's commercial comedy was not necessarily funny, but after watching "Not Bad Money", I felt that I was wrong!"

"Looking forward to it, after this sketch, I am even more looking forward to his new movie "Thai Embarrassment", tomorrow is the first day of the new year, and the cinema will support a wave!"

"Me too, I must watch "Thai Embarrassment" tomorrow!"