The hovering car slowly stopped, Gu Hanhan paid the bill with his social security account, and the car door opened, so the two girls got out of the car - it's not that they think about Wantingting, it's really that they are either pirated or Cinderella's version of the outfit, so they can't be Huantingting.

"Welcome to the 'March Rabbit's Nest' Hotel, I am a waiter, and I am honored to serve you. Please be careful with the fountain. ”

After all, it is a high-end restaurant, and as soon as I got off the bus, the waiter in a tuxedo and bow tie greeted me with an umbrella. The waiter is tall and heroic, two meters tall, with ape arms and a bee waist, a great figure, and as for the face, it is even more beautiful. Gu Hanhan was in a daze, and he could barely move under his feet.

Zheng Wenwen glared at Gu Hanhan: Second goods, that's the genetically modified person introduced by the colonial star!

Gu Hanhan glared back at Zheng Wenwen: Without you, you still fell in love with a genetically modified person!

The waiter's smile became more and more charming, and a mouthful of white teeth showed out: "Please allow me to show you the way, this corridor leads directly to our lobby through guò." Please be careful of the steps."

Like most high-end restaurants on the planet, the March Rabbit's Nest enters the atrium built on the roof of the restaurant. The entire atrium is decorated in the style of a sky garden, with lush vegetation and flowers, all of which are precious flowers and plants transplanted from all over the world. Under the shade of greenery, sculptures, musical fountains, and strange stones and trees can be seen everywhere. In the center is a huge artificial lake with an area of more than 5,000 square meters, which can be used to park hovercars. Above the clear blue waters, an arched bridge corridor leads to the lobby. On both sides of the arch bridge, six large fountains in the artificial lake are facing each other. The water column rushed out of the water several meters high before turning down, splashing on the crystal ceiling of the arched bridge, smashing like a heavy rain.

So, Gu Hanhan had the infinite melancholy of "since ancient times, how thin life has become, and there have never been monsters out of beauties", and together with Zheng Wenwen, he held his head high, stood up against the rain of the fountains flying in the sky, and stepped on the crystal corridor. The alien monster buckled, and a big umbrella in his hand followed behind Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen, and one person and one umbrella covered the two girls tightly, and not a drop of water could be splashed on his body, he was a gift.

Zheng Wenwen walked on the crystal clear ground with her skirt, the shoes under her feet and the crystal stone made a bright crisp sound, and the water droplets on the crystal ceiling above her head were knocking Ding Dong, for a while, she felt that the queen's temperament was soaring, so she turned her head and praised Gu Hanhan and said: "Her Royal Highness the princess is beautiful and moving." ”

Gu Hanhan also felt good about himself, so he reciprocated: "Her Majesty the Queen is peerless." ”

The alien monster clasped the handle of the umbrella tightly, his face stiffened, and he secretly thought in his heart: I am beautiful and moving, and I am peerless, right?

At the end of the corridor, there are several steps. Walk down the steps and there is a wide terrace. After passing through the terrace, you will enter the entrance of the "March Rabbit's Nest". They were greeted by a lobby manager in a professional suit.

Probably because he is a native of the earth, the lobby manager's appearance is much more common—at least it is far from the kind of Cheng that makes people unable to walk. He politely kissed the two ladies and then said, "Welcome to Earth, the 'March Rabbit' Nest offers you the purest taste of the birthplace. I'm Robert Chan, the lobby manager."

Gu Hanha thought: Have I ever left the earth, rabbit?

Zheng Wenwen thought: XX of XX, the old lady's tender hands, in the end, I let such a three-petal mouth be gnawed, X!

The rabbit manager asked, "What can I do for you? Are there two of you today? Do you have a reservation or a reserved seat?"

Gu Hanhan withdrew his hand from under the rabbit manager's mouth, and pretended to be calm and said, "Two people, there is no appointment, they have to rely on the seat of the window." ”

"Okay, wait a minute. The rabbit manager bowed slightly, and then called a waiter: "Binny, choose a table by the window for the two ladies, but don't be too secluded." You need to have a big view, you know?"

"Yes, sir—two young ladies, please come with me. ”

Walking through a foyer with many huge oil paintings hanging - perhaps there are many world-class famous paintings, but in the case of Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen, who have never learned or learned and have only seen the printed version of the Mona Lisa Smiling, they don't know anything, and of course they don't have any feelings--some also think that the hallway is too long and too tiring to walk.

At the end of the foyer, a rococo-style door was opened, and the air was fresh, and a grassland wind rushed in front of you, carrying the unique freshness and comfort of green grass to linger in your nose, making you can't help but take a few more breaths. For a time, the sky was high and the earth was far away, and the heart was open-minded. Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen have thoughts this time-

Is this Nima still the lobby of a restaurant? This Nima is the African savannah!

The decoration of the entire lobby is characterized by two words: authenticity.

Although it is said that after the virtual reality technology is fully mature, it is very easy to move the African savannah indoors, but it is not easy to move the wind, the air, and the natural smell, and it is not a matter of spending a lot of money. It can be seen that high-end restaurants are high-end restaurants in the end, no wonder they can kill aliens.

The waitress who called Benny led them to a table that had been half-decorated with wooden stakes and invited them to sit down. The inside of the seat is densely covered with shrubs, and there are birds pecking at berries. Gu Hanhan stretched out her hand, and the bird flew up and landed in her palm, pecking at her fingers with the same hand. Gu Hanhan was shocked, and his delicate body shook and curled up his fingers--it was too real! The fingertips were tickling, exactly the same as a real bird pecking.

Binny leaned over and pulled the branches of the bushes apart to the sides, so the bird flew away, the bushes disappeared, and the glass was reflected in the night view of the city, which turned out to be a curtain. Binny closed the curtains, bowed slightly to them, and left.

Zheng Wenwen looked at Gu Hanhan and said gloomily: "I think we did something stupid." ”

Gu Hanhan's face turned red, and after thinking about it, he could only play a scoundrel: "Anyway, it's useless to regret it." Isn't it just by the window? I don't have a low level of style, so I like to lean against the window, what's the matter?!"

"No, no," Zheng Wenwen said with a smile, "I praise you for your good interpretation of the alien eruption, there are so many aliens who come to the earth every year to travel, what kind of people are stupid and rich? ”

Gu Hanhan: "You are an alien nouveau riche, and your whole family is an alien nouveau riche." ”

Zheng Wenwen hates aliens the most, and the most unsightly of aliens is an alien outburst, and when she heard the rumors, she was going to shoot the case, but her luck was not good, and before the table could be photographed, the waiter who ordered the food came to her, so she had to admit it temporarily and endure a bad breath.

The waitress in a horse jacket and bow tie with her hair combed to her head stood nearby, handed over the menu, and asked the two girls to order.

Gu Hanhan took the menu and took a look, it was beautiful, it was not a high-end restaurant, and even a la carte menu was done to the extreme.

If you look closely, it's over, I don't understand!

The lingua franca of the universe throughout the text deserves to be so abstract even a diagram. Gu Hanhan's cosmic lingua franca is so bad that he basically can't understand anything except numbers.

Gu Hanhan looked up at Zheng Wenwen and thought to himself: Forget it......

It turned out that Zheng Wenwen's cosmic lingua franca was even worse, and she usually took a single-digit test in this course.

The moment has come to test the wisdom.

Follow the hints you get from some valuable historical and cultural heritage (martial arts novels), when you can't order food for some reason, you can point to the side and announce: "Here's what you want." This method is good to use where to use it, it can be called a master key.

So, Gu Hanhan lowered his head and pretended to look at the menu, and glanced at the table next to him. The tables in the African savannah are sparsely arranged, and this is not a good thing to do. Gu Hanhan's eyes should have been glimpsed into a hanging triangle, and he finally saw it clearly-

On the left front, next to the dirt, there is a fat man. The fat man is in a suit and leather shoes, sitting in a proper posture and with a good demeanor. The snow-white lace tablecloth on the table, the silk napkins on the tablecloth, the full set of knives and forks, the sterling silver plates, the glittering crystal cups - in short, the score is very large.

However, if you put such a big score, the thing that comes up is a lonely big belly with a small cup outside the open bottle. There are more than half bottles of colorless transparent liquid in the open bottle, and the fat man is pouring it into a small cup and drinking it slowly.

Gu Hanhan has reason to believe that the colorless transparent liquid in the bottle is undoubtedly boiled water-hey, another stupid child who was fooled by geo-food therapy.

If you are sick, you have to be cured, and there is a bird for just drinking water!

Whether it's the snowy mountains of the Himalayas, or the Devonian glacial meltwater of Antarctica, boiled water is boiled water, and you really hope that thing will cure your genetic disease? Whoever spends money to drink this is stupid -- yes, that fat man is stupid enough. The glass of water in front of him probably can't be taken down for three or five hundred yuan, right? Silly X, go to my house and drink it, and it's full for five cents.

PASS, PASS, this PASS drops!

Gu Hanhan moved his gaze downwards and noticed a father and son squatting in the grass on the right side and below.

The father and son have a reddish complexion, red with black, black with purple, anyway, I can't tell what color it is. However, regardless of the poor skin color, the dress is very magnificent, which can be called two moving jewelry shelves. Seeing that Gu Hanhan was very envious, he almost wanted to go up and shake it. Looking at the table again, the content is also very rich, and the cups, plates and saucers are placed on the table, as if it is a very good imitation object......

"Waiter, give me ...... Oh, no—" Fortunately, Gu Hanhan took a second look, otherwise today's meal would have been a smash.

There is a table full of two moving jewelry shelves, but what is in that bowl and plate?

White rice, red rice, black rice, yellow rice......

Soy sauce, vinegar, chili water, pepper noodles, mustard, sesame oil, salad dressing......

Nima doesn't have a single dish, it's all rice and seasoning!

This isn't the lobby of a restaurant, this is the back of the restaurant, right?

This is no longer something that geo-food therapy can explain.

And these two don't look like they are sick - the skin color change is not very strict, and in the latest edition of the "List of Cosmic Diseases", the simple skin color variation is even classified as Class E, which can hardly be said to be a genetic mutation disease.

The large moving jewelry rack scoops up a large piece of rice with a spoon, dips it in the soy sauce water, and quickly puts it in the mouth to chew. While eating, he also said to the small mobile jewelry shelf that was also eating enthusiastically: "Taste it, this is called food!"

Gu Hanhan suddenly felt that the worldview formed in her eighteen years of life had been greatly impacted, could it be said that soy sauce soaked rice was the real delicacy of the world? For a while, Gu Hanhan had the urge to go home and give it a try.

Hey, you can't afford to hurt the big dog from the mineral star! Poor boy, there's never been anything good, right?

This can only be PASSED......

Gu Hanhan's gaze tried to drift farther away, trying to find an object to imitate. However, everywhere you can see it, it's all miserable. As far away, no longer visible......

Gu Hanhan was completely deflated, closed the menu, and looked up at the waiter: "Do you recommend one?"

Zheng Wenwen was also afraid that the waiter would recommend a high-end restaurant's characteristic earth dish with boiled water, lettuce leaves and even boiled vegetables in plain water, so she hurriedly added: "It's okay if it's not a special dish, the key is to have a good taste." ”

The waiter recommended one: salted cucumbers in secret sauce and praised it: "This dish is made from cucumbers ripened on the day of the summer solstice, accompanied by our secret sauce." Our salt is made from cliff salt at a height of more than 3,000 meters and various natural materials, our vinegar sauce is authentic Shanxi old vinegar, aged for more than five years, our sauce is ......"

Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen looked at each other, and then shook their heads together: Eat a cucumber and I'll go to your house?

The waiter thought about it and recommended another one: "Pearl Jade Jade Hibiscus." ”

The name sounds like a solid one. Gu Hanhan thought, it should be meatball soup or something, right? Pearl is meatballs, jade is green vegetables, hibiscus is minced chicken, well, green vegetables and chicken minced meatball soup. Meat and vegetarian matching, there are vegetables and soups, which is very good. But...... Is it really green vegetable and chicken meatball soup? Gu Hanhan looked at Zheng Wenwen uncertainly. Zheng Wenwen was happy, and asked directly: "Then you can introduce me." ”

As usual, the waiter pitched in an admiring tone of appreciation: "This dish is one of our signature dishes in the 'March Rabbit's Nest', cooked by our No. 1 chef himself." This ingredient is all selected from the small cabbage hand-grown by non-mechanized planting farms between 23.26 ± 0.1 degrees north latitude of the earth.

Vegetarian stir-fried cabbage!

Co-authored pearls are not balls, they are garlic!

Zheng Wenwen couldn't hold back and smiled.

It's also worth tasting? Who likes to taste it, I don't taste it anyway.

Gu Hanhan was annoyed and ashamed: Spending money and labor, is it easy for me to eat a big meal?

"Snap" put the recipe in his hand, Gu Hanhan raised his eyes to the waiter: "We are the natives of the earth?"

On the other side, Zheng Wenwen nodded with a strong voice, and the meaning on her face was quite obvious: So don't take out things like vegetable leaves, tap water, and so on to fool us.

"I'm so sorry!" the waiter bowed deeply, apologetically quite sincerely. Then, straightening up, he stepped forward, dropped the menu in Gu Hanhan's hand, slid his fingers quickly a few times, called out a vegetable soup, and said, "In this case, we solemnly recommend this soup dish to you, Queen Soup." ”

Queen's soup?

Gu Hanhan carefully distinguished the projection in front of him. Some lotus-shaped unknown objects in the thick white and clear soup, how to look at it makes people feel suspicious,

"This is ......" Gu Hanhan raised his head hesitantly, "This is like radish soup?"

"It's really turnip soup, you have an extraordinary eye and accurate judgment. The waiter praised her.

Gu Hanhan threw away the menu angrily: What kind of thing? It's just a black shop.

Zheng Wenwen asked, "I said, don't you have meat dishes in your house?"

In line with the principle of making trouble, Gu Hanhan added a tip: "For example, potato beef stew, sweet and sour pork ribs or something?"

However, the waiter who ordered the food refused to cooperate with the trouble, and did not say "Please turn right when you go out to eat potato and beef stew, there is a Northeast cuisine restaurant not far from the next door" or anything, but said seriously: "I'm sorry, this restaurant is an all-vegetarian restaurant." ”

Zheng Wenwen looked at the name tag on the waiter's chest, one letter at a time: "F-u-z-z-y, fuzzy." ”

"Feith?" Gu Hanhan followed up and spoke, "The American Fess's lop-eared rabbit?"

"I think I can see why it's the 'March Rabbit's Nest'. Zheng Wenwen said.

"I get it, too. Gu Hanhan spread his hands, "My mistake." "After that, I got up with my bag.

"The two young ladies are so beautiful, why don't you try vegetarian food?" Although he didn't stop him directly, the waiter with the name lop rabbit spoke at the right time. He politely said, "According to the universal therapeutic standards of the galaxy, a vegetarian diet has more beauty benefits than meat...... For example, our queen soup, the ladies of the whole galaxy, all who have tasted it are very highly evaluated. ”

After praising the benefits of vegetarianism in this way, the waiter suddenly paused, leaned over and said in a voice that only three people could hear: "Let's order this dish for the two of you!" In fact, this radish soup is based on the vegetarian recipe of the Empress Dowager Cixi of the Qing Dynasty, the last feudal □ dynasty in China, more than 2,000 years ago, and it is a genuine historical and cultural heritage. Don't look at it as just a radish soup, in fact, more than 30 kinds of meat are used in front of it. What kind of frying, cooking, stir-frying, simmering, stewing, all the techniques that can be counted, this dish has it. It tastes better than meat, and it doesn't make you sing a little bit of meat. If you think, the Empress Dowager Cixi can't even taste it. Now I can give you a 10% discount, and I will also give you two bowls of green and fragrant crystal rice, ah, it is white rice. You see, you only order one dish, and you can eat well and be full......"

Oh, my God...... You lamb and dog meat - oh, rabbits who sell broth with grass!

Gu Hanhan looked up at the starry sky and really had nothing to say.

The lop-eared rabbit blinked, and smiled to reveal the two dimples: "The two of you must keep it secret, otherwise I will be hunted down by the boss." ”

Gu Hanhan found that this rabbit still listened to it when he laughed. It's not the kind of beauty that genetically modified people are so beautiful that people lack oxygen to the brain, but a kind of good-looking that makes people feel ironed from the heart out.

"You're also a native of the earth, aren't you?, a work-study college student?" asked Zheng Wenwen with a smile.

"Yes," the lop-eared rabbit said with a smile, "I'm a second-year student majoring in land trade at Huangzhuang University. ”

Zheng Wenwen's big eyes widened, and Tian shamelessly announced: "I am also a major in land trade at Huangzhuang University, two years lower than you." ”

"Oh?" the lop-eared rabbit blinked and looked at Zheng Wenwen Zhile.

"889755412-" Zheng Wenwen quickly reported a string of numbers.

Gu Hanhan stroked his forehead: Here it is again, Wenwen, you just kicked your boyfriend's phone number, okay? Feeling Zheng Wenwen's bold act of changing the phone thirteen times a year, Gu Hanhan could only hope in his heart that this rabbit would be slow to react, and his brain couldn't turn around all of a sudden.

An unresponsive rabbit, Zheng Wenwen will not waste a phone call for it!

However, alas, the rabbit reacted quickly and immediately responded, "Fecivic, my name." ”

"My name - sue you next time. “

Then, it's all eye contact.

Gu Hanhan really couldn't stand it. A new love affair has begun?" she knocked on the menu with a "bang" and announced loudly, "Queen's soup, okay, let's order this dish." ”

Fei Civic immediately turned back to his professional expression: "Okay, a piece of queen's thick soup, with two examples of green and fragrant crystal rice, please ......wait a while" Etiquette bowed thoughtfully, and he left.

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