"Hee-hee~ha......"

A strange laugh of neither men nor women came from the front, and everyone could not see clearly even after their eyes, and they could only barely distinguish that it was a man in a red robe, and a black hat was on his head, but the ancients could not distinguish between men and women even if they had long hair.

"How do I sound like a Thai ladyboy......"

Lu Datou looked at it in disbelief, but Zhao Guanren said: "It doesn't matter if he is a shemale or a fart, if he comes, he will do it, the woman will be mine, and the shemale will be yours, go!"

"I don't want to fight with a bayonet......"

Lu Datou hurriedly followed, Nangong hurriedly volunteered to open the way, Sadan also got up and became the second general with him, Zhou Xuanye jumped down from the signboard, knelt on the ground and said with a smile: "Slave and maid welcome the emperor!"

"Hmph~ You don't pretend to be innocent, and the next time you play with your heart, you'll be dragged down and cut ......"

Zhao Guanren walked in front of her with his head held high, and the rest of the people pulled out their swords one after another, protecting Zhao Guanren and the ladies in the middle, and it didn't take long to see the people in front of the house.

"Damn! zombie ......"

The rotten ass jumped back in fright, the yin and yang man was actually a standard old zombie, the wrinkled skin was more ugly than her heels, and it was like charcoal roasting, the whole person was black, thin and dry, and the gray eyes were also cloudy.

"Oh ~ what an ugly zombie......"

A group of undead people are actually full of disgust, as if they are not zombies, but they are indeed much better looking than zombies, and the undead will basically beautify themselves after opening their spiritual intelligence, and only low-level corpse soldiers will maintain their zombie form.

"Yo~ This seems to be my companion......"

Lu Datou raised his flashlight and took a picture forward, the other party's red robe turned out to be not ordinary clothes, but an official robe embroidered with a golden python, a black gauze hat on his head, and long white and yellowish hair, it seemed that he should be an old eunuch.

"Come on, we've got refreshments ready......"

The old eunuch turned his head and walked towards the compound, and everyone had to follow cautiously, who knew that there were still a few palace maids standing in the door, who also looked like wrinkled old zombies, and looked at them with a gloomy sneer, like a group of female ghosts.

"Roar~"

Nangong suddenly opened his big mouth and roared, the corners of his mouth were torn to the root behind his ear, and the bloody mouth was enough to swallow a big head alive, and several palace maids who were frightened exclaimed in surprise, and hurriedly hid on both sides of the gate.

"Hey~ Who are you scaring about, who is not a zombie......"

Nangong closed his mouth disdainfully, and led the way in without fear, while Si Ming stopped in front of a palace maid and sniffed, and said, "The corpse qi is so light, how many years have you not been dead, has it been a hundred years?"

"It's been more than 200 years since people died......"

A palace maid glared at him unwillingly, but immediately caused a burst of laughter, and Nan Ming mocked contemptuously: "Little girl!

"What a ...... of roads?"

Zhao Guanren stopped at the pond in front of him, glanced at the huge courtyard lined with black trees and pavilions, and habitually asked the well-informed Hei Panruo.

"The soul fire is not burned! The corpse qi gathers! It is not the dead clan, but the authentic big zongzi ......"

Hei Panruo looked ahead and exclaimed: "Tsk~ This feng shui is really good, the black water pool of the family will die, the woman in the east corner will be lewd, and the lonely stone man in the west corner will be chaotic, anyway, how fierce is it, so this is a yin house, a yin house for the living dead, I like it!"

"Are you talking back......"

Zhao Guanren looked at him in surprise, but Hei Panruo smiled and said, "For us, isn't this the best place to live, hiding filth and corpse qi."

Gathering, we can get twice the result with half the effort when we cultivate here, but for the living, it is a murderous house, and if we can't live for three days, we will definitely die of serious illness!"

"Old Black!"

Lu Datou walked over and said, "If these are all big zongzi, and the bouncing in the white bone altar, it should be a series of varieties, right?"

"It's much more powerful than the Bone Altar here......"

Hei Panruo said: "The body that only relies on the corpse qi to support is more fierce than our dead clan, there is a saying that the corpse is stiff at the beginning, and then it becomes a drought, nine thunders do not die, and the drough becomes the king of the drought, it is estimated that this master's family is at least a bazhen!"

"To put it simply, what level ......?"

Zhao Guanren picked his ears, and said in a black way: "The ruffle is divided into nine levels, resisting one thunder and not dying is one shard, two thunders are two swords, and the strongest jumping on the white bone altar is three swords, but the palace maids here are all four swords, and the red-robed eunuchs are five swords!"

"I'll go!"

Zhao Guanren hurriedly lowered his voice and said: "If even the people who are watching the gate are four-pronged, wouldn't they be hanging and beating all of you, are they pretending to be pigs and eating tigers, and want to lead us to the house, so that their masters can have a good time?"

"If it was in my heyday, I could barely get a tie with the eunuchs, but now ......"

Hei Panruo suddenly leaned over and whispered: "A little palace maid can kill all of us, if the master is an eight-pronged or a king, the eternal night deity will have to call the big brother when he comes, so I can only rely on your mouth next, my majesty!"

"Damn!"

Zhao Guanren said angrily: "You and I are the seat of the Fool Bureau, and I also have times when I am not working!"

"No, you are the king of the great Han of the past and the present, and a broken mouth can withstand thousands of armies and horses......"

Hei Yanruo walked forward with a smile on his Zen staff, but the dead were all in good spirits, as if they were returning to their hometown, and they didn't find that the butcher's knife was already hanging over their heads, only a few humans were wrong, and they always felt that there was yin qi drilling into their bones.

"Hit the streets!"

Zhao Guanren was shocked as soon as he bypassed the rockery, and an ironclad guard appeared in front of him, full of corpses, and locked an embarrassed bloody man with iron chains, which was the eternal night that jumped in before, but his left arm was cut off.

"What a strong corpse!"

At this time, the demon kings were shocked that something was unusual, how could the Eternal Night clone be stronger than them, but they still held up their arms and desperately rushed out, striving to overwhelm each other in momentum.

"Come on, let's have a good time......"

The old eunuch smiled and pushed open a door, and there were two gray-haired old palace maids sitting inside, and on the table in front of them was a large stall of mahjong made of jade, but it was also a wrinkled zombie.

"This seems to be the costume of the Ming Dynasty......"

Lu Datou muttered softly, but an old palace maid shouted: "Come in!"

"Oh no! Surrounded ......"

Bai Ming's face changed suddenly, and he found that the entire compound was surrounded by zombies, but Yongye hurriedly shouted: "Let me come, I can bet with you!"

"We only fight with the living, not with the dead......

The old eunuch beckoned with a smile, and Zhao Guanren looked left and right, except for him and Lu Datou, only the two Wang Qiqi sisters, as well as the immortal bird and Yang Gengzhi, were alive.

"Immortal Bird, you go to the ...... first"

Zhao Guanren dragged the immortal bird and pushed it forward, the old face of the immortal bird turned white in an instant, and he walked into the house nervously and asked, "How to fight, do you really let us go if you win?"

"Of course......!

An old palace

The woman pulled him to sit at the card table, salivated and touched him, and said with a smile: "Playing thirteen cards, a card will win or lose, you will die if you point the gun, we will also kill you by touching ourselves, only if you touch yourself, can you get out of this door!"

"Then you are not allowed to cheat, and you are not allowed to cheat for a thousand ......"

The immortal birds scanned them back and forth, the three old zombies agreed, and began to shuffle the cards very skillfully, Zhao Guanren and they all walked to the door and stretched out their heads to look, and the rotten ass asked in a low voice: "What does this mean, why do you want to find someone to play mahjong?"

"Wolves have more meat and less meat! If you don't play mahjong, human flesh is not enough to divide ......"

Zhao Guanren shook his head helplessly, but the immortal bird is obviously a gambling master, and his hand speed is super fast to get himself a listen, and he only needs one card to draw himself, which is why he dares to sit down and play mahjong.

"Oops~ good luck!The first card was self-drawn......"

An old palace maid pushed down the mahjong with a smile, and the eyes of the immortal bird suddenly burst out, and said angrily: "You are out of the thousand, the first card is obviously 30,000, and it will become a second cylinder in your hand, and you can't bully people like this!"

"Four 30,000 are all here, how can there be 30,000 ......"

The old eunuch gently pushed the card, the immortal bird rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and Lu Datou also wailed outside the door: "You have been in ecstasy, I have seen it start with four cards of 30,000, but it is unfair to play cards like this, and using ecstasy is cheating!"

"I am willing to lose the bet......!

The old palace maid suddenly jumped up and stretched out her hand to grab it, and grabbed through the immortal bird's heavenly spirit cover, followed by a bite on his neck, only to see the immortal bird twitching desperately in its arms, and after a few clicks, it rolled its eyes and died, and its body was visibly shriveled.

"Vampire!"

Zhao Guanren's face changed slightly, this way of dying is exactly the same as that of a farm worker, it seems that these guys are not trapped here, they can go out to hunt for food at any time.

"It's time to change me, it's time to change me......"

A little palace maid ran out again, but the old palace maid was reluctant to say anything, so she insisted on holding the corpse of the immortal bird into the side hall, and then heard a sparse noise, presumably tearing the immortal bird to pieces and then eating it.

"Goo~"

Zhao Guanren and the others swallowed deeply and spit, the hairs on their bodies stood upside down, and Lu Datou hurriedly asked in a low voice: "Boss, can you still jump back to the great god, can the battle spirit kill these big zongzi?"

"Can't jump! at most use the chrysanthemum killing technique to kill a ......"

Zhao Guanren shook his head helplessly, and the little palace maid couldn't wait to urge again, and Lu Datou had no choice but to say: "We can't play mahjong, how about we change the way we play?"

The old eunuch said triumphantly: "You can play whatever you want, we will accompany you to the end, and you four living people will come one by one!"

"Four?"

Zhao Guanren was slightly stunned, they were obviously five living people, how could they become four again, could it be that this yin and yang people don't know how to count?

"Good!"

Lu Datou raised his fists and said, "I'm afraid that you will be lost, let's play a simpler game, guess how many fingers I have!"

"Ten!"

The old eunuch suddenly jumped to the door like lightning, grabbed Lu Datou's arms and raised them, and Lu Datou, who was in pain, screamed miserably, and spread his hands uncontrollably.

"Haha~ten! You lost ......"

The old eunuch dragged Lu Datou into the room suddenly, and said with a cruel smile: "There was also a kid two days ago, let us guess how many fingers he has, I guess he will bite off one of ten and swallow one, so I won't be fooled again, you will die obediently!"

"Help!!"