Three-two-seven buzzwords

The golden clouds rolled, and the sunlight emitted ten thousand rays of light, illuminating the entire sky at once, and a new day had arrived. 】

The eighteenth of each month is the day when Cao Muqing's ancestor comes to harvest the spirit grass.

Every day on this day, Ye Kong didn't do anything, so he sat in the small stone pavilion in the medicine garden, waiting for Cao Muqing to come to the door and collect the spirit grass.

Every time she collects the spiritual grass, Cao Muqing goes to the spiritual field to collect it by herself, and she has to count it herself.

And every time she bent down and pouted her ass, Ye Kong would unceremoniously focus her gaze...... Although this woman is a lesbian, it cannot be denied that she is beautiful and has a big fart. Once, Ye Kong had also seen a lot of big women, but they were not necessarily beautiful, the kind of sagging, deformed, pear-shaped women's buttocks, the bigger the uglier they were.

But although Cao Muqing's is big, he is still very warped, and he pouts proudly, and the lower half of the S-shape is extremely graceful, and Ye Kong can see that he is up every time.

Invisibly, he had a faint expectation that Cao Muqing would come to harvest the spirit grass every month.

Ye Kong sat in the medicine pavilion, looked at the Spring Immortal Talisman in his hand for a while, and then looked at the blank rune paper at the back, he just made a Chunxian Talisman, and there was a rune paper for the future Talisman Daquan to open a new page.

He grabbed the blank low-grade high-grade rune paper in his hand, and muttered in his heart, where did Ye Xin steal this rune paper?

"Alas, why don't you let me go to the rune paper workshop to do miscellaneous labor?" Ye Kong actually had envy of the busy disciples in the rune paper workshop.

In fact, he doesn't know the blessing when he is in the blessing, can you be so leisurely in the rune paper workshop now? Can you make a lot of alchemy without being discovered? Of course, the only bad thing in the medicine garden is the woman Cao Muqing...... Women are more dangerous than spirit animals, and BT women are even more dangerous!

Ye Kong meditated quietly, waiting for the bt master who had a good figure that made people drool.

But unexpectedly, Ye Kong waited until the evening, and did not wait for Cao Muqing.

"Did she forget?" Ye Kong scratched his head, feeling impossible, all immortal cultivators have amazing memories and rarely forget things, how could she forget this kind of regular thing?

"That's the eldest aunt?" Ye Kong shook his head again. Immortal cultivators' control over their bodies is far beyond that of ordinary people, imagine that it is very convenient for immortal cultivators to change their bodies, let alone control their aunts?

In the past, Ye Kong thought that the female monk did not have a great aunt, but later quietly asked Lian Ruolan, and the girl told him shyly: In fact, the female cultivator's thing can be controlled, if you can't think of it, you won't come, and if you want to come, you can come. When she doesn't come, she doesn't have a fertility function, and if she wants to get pregnant, she lets her aunt come.

So if you want to sell condoms in the world of cultivating immortals, there is no market at all. It's called self-contraception, and it's a lot more advanced than your plastic condom. Of course, Ye Kong thought that since he could control not getting pregnant, then XO would save a lot of trouble, and he didn't know when he would be able to meet a dissolute senior sister to communicate.

Ye Kong was confused and cranky thinking that in the middle of the night, Cao Muqing still didn't appear, and he knew that the woman would not come.

Even, he was guessing that because he and Little Pepper hugged in public, Cao Muqing's jealousy, so she was going to have a conspiracy.

In order to prevent the BT woman's conspiracy, Ye Kong decided to take the initiative to come to the door and remind Cao Muqing that he should do his best to be benevolent and righteous, and see what excuse you find to blame.

However, it was the middle of the night, although the immortal cultivators did not sleep, but no one went to visit the house in the middle of the night, Ye Kong thought about it and meditated for a few more hours, and only when another day came, he left the small medicine garden.

As soon as Ye Kong left the small medicine garden, he immediately felt that everyone was different from him. Those fellow disciples who have a relationship, whether it is the inner hall or the outer hall, and whether the cultivation is high or low, they all take the initiative to greet Ye someone.

And those who don't know each other can hear them whispering, "Is that Li Heizi?" Sure enough, the black is handsome, the black is handsome, and the black is so black!"

"Of course, don't look at his seventh-level Qi refining cultivation at the moment, but he still shows the demeanor of the first person in the outer hall in his steps. ”

Ye Da hooligan was depressed and wanted to die. The first person in the outer hall, who gave Lao Tzu the name? I don't know what I need now? I don't want others to pay attention to me!

Low-key is a dream, Ye Kong really wants to be low-key, that will save him a lot of trouble...... But his character doesn't allow him to be like this, every time he encounters something, he doesn't care about it.

Like this time, he was completely famous in the Cloud Fu Sect. During the half month of his retreat, his deeds were spread everywhere in the sect, his body method of penetrating the wind blade jungle, and the big hammer without spiritual power were all talked about by everyone.

The most widely circulated is the most vulgar sentence, "Don't think that a man with a long x-bar!"

Now it has become a buzzword in the whole (4) Cloud Fu Sect, and it has a tendency to spread to the whole martial country.

As long as there is some contradiction between the monks, before scolding or fighting, the one who shouts this sentence first suddenly feels that the truth is in his hand, justice is in his hand, and the man's arrogance is all over his body, which is more effective than opening a layer of spiritual power shield for his mother.

The other party, whose mouth was a step slower, was also unceremoniously, and shouted, "No matter how strong the enemy is, I will never compromise and never retreat!" Suddenly, the raging flames also burned, and the small universe also broke out.

The consequence of this was that the male cultivators of the Quanyun Fu Sect were all more manly, and there was a big explosion of androgens. In the past, it was resolved with two quarrels, but now it is absolutely a battle; in the past, it was enough to try it, but now it has to fight to the death. There are a lot of private fights every day, and there are several incidents of killing people.

But these things have annoyed the head of the sect and the ancestor in charge, Ye can't take care of it, his eyes are full of flowers.

The Cangnan Continent is very conservative, and the Yunfu Sect is a famous sect, and those female disciples will naturally not be as bold as barbarian women, so at most, they will stand on the ground and watch from afar, and the overly enthusiastic senior sister will throw a flattering eye, which is very good.

The friars were much more beautiful than the mere women, all of them were white-skinned, black-haired, red-lipped and white-toothed, tall and slender, and short and petite.

"That's right, the tall and long-legged ones can come to the devil to carry the gun, and the short ones with big milk are the coolest to climb on ......the back of the old cow," Ye Kong thought shamelessly, but his face showed a very elegant and gentlemanly smile, and at most he winked at those flattering eyes.

Pretending to be x, very pretending to be x, but the nuns just eat this set, think about the stars on the earth, isn't this routine?

Sure enough, those female cultivators blushed, snickered, and even made trouble at the end, which made Ye Da hooligan depressed, why didn't any of them take the initiative to say, "Senior Brother Heizi, are you free at night?"

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