What is the first year of the apocalypse, do you remember it......"

Lu Datou said with a smile: "Let's go to the second year of the Apocalypse, the third year of the disaster, I also fell in the second year of the Apocalypse, but as soon as I landed, I was stunned, the border army all over the mountains, I didn't know how to open the Spirit Tower, and I almost didn't die at the foot of Bashan!"

Zhao Guanren was shocked: "What do you mean, you won't go back, right?"

"What if I don't go back, let people catch and cut off their heads......"

Lu Datou spread his hands and said: "Zhao Ziqiang scolded me, but you don't have the jade tube to go back to, he can only give me the last one, and then send me to the time period when you disappeared, I have been looking for you for more than two years, do you know how hard I am?"

"More than two years?"

Zhao Guanren was stunned and said: "Don't you know that you left a mark for me in Bashan, I also painted you on the Spirit Pagoda and left a message, what did you do to you?"

"Big brother, you are the prince now, I graffiti on the spirit tower, and people won't kill me......"

Lu Datou tugged at the dragon robe on his body and said: "You are really awesome, I ask for food and a black household, and I don't dare to go back, for fear that you will be trapped here forever, do you know how I have spent the past two years, let the fat woman spoil it every day!"

"What fat woman, you eat soft rice......

Zhao Guanren handed him a cigarette, and the two squatted on the ground in unison, only to see Lu Datou take out the horn cigarette holder from his pocket, skillfully put on the cigarette and light it with a match, Zhao Guanren quickly gave him a pure gold lighter.

"Damn, you're such a tyrant, a gold-inlaid lighter......"

Lu Datou said depressedly: "What can I do if I don't eat soft rice, I have a northeast accent, so that the official has to do coolies when he catches it, and he can only be the son-in-law of a landlord's family, his daughter has more than 160 pounds, and she wants to be finished every night, Lao Tzu shivered when he saw her!"

"That's good! my hair is all back......"

Zhao Guanren looked at his long hair coiled up, then pulled up his pink robe with small flowers, and said with a smile: "Why are you dressed like a singer, didn't you feed the fat woman and ran out to work part-time?"

"You know a ball, this is called the amorous son's suit, and the style of the most sassy bag is ......"

Lu Datou smiled: "Brother, I am now one of the four great talents in Jiangnan, but the fat woman is too strict, and she pinches my black handle all day long, and the money she earns from writing poems makes her squint, and she was beaten half to death when she went to a green building last time, which is really miserable!"

"I forgot, you're from the education system......

Zhao Guanren was puzzled: "But don't you have a jade slip, haven't you cultivated well, no matter how bad it is, you won't let a fat woman beat it, right?"

"Do you know what the fat woman cultivates, from the fourth grade, her father from the third grade, the family of military generals......"

Lu Datou pouted and said: "I don't have the talent to cultivate at all, I'm still a seven-grade after two years, and his family has taken a fancy to my literary talents, and wants me to take the test to make a name for myself, but I have been taking the eight-strand essay exam for two consecutive years, and Lao Tzu really can't write!"

"Didn't you notice that I was in Shunguo......

Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "You smoke cigarettes all day long, you don't know the Three Kingdoms Water Margin Card, I even made alcohol and masks, I have to invent a WeChat?"

"Brother, you're a prince......"

Lu Datou said with annoyance: "I know that there are traversers in this world, far more than the two of us, I also guessed that there are modern people when I saw the picture, but I didn't dare to think that you could be a prince, you have to be the emperor's son, do you think the emperor is a godfather?"

"Daddy!"

Zhao Guanren raised his eyebrows and laughed: "Dashun's only foreign surname is Wangye, and Daji's only foreign colt, not bad, right?"

"Boss, can I recognize you as a godfather, but I can also be a county king......"

Lu Datou begged obscenely: "In the past two years, I have slept with three women, a fat woman, a maid, and a widow

Who's the tallest girl in your bed?"

"Hehe~ What you dare to think and what you don't dare to think, I've tried them all......"

Zhao Guanren smiled evilly: "The princess, the county lord, the emperor, the imperial concubine, the princess, the granddaughter of the Shangshu family, the daughter of the general's family, the noble concubine called brother, the queen kowtowed, the top ten richest people in Dashun account for four of my daughter-in-law's family, and the cigarette factory is opened by my daughter-in-law's family!"

"What are the top ten richest people, your daughter-in-law's family accounts for four ......"

Lu Datou looked at him in confusion, Zhao Guanren spit out a puff of smoke in Chaotian, and said: "The four richest people each gave me a daughter-in-law, my two side concubines, twelve nobles, nine Shuyuan, and ...... There are too many for me to remember!"

"Boss, you take me as a godson, I must call you ...... father."

Lu Datou hugged him violently and wailed: "If I can have half of you, even if I die here, I can be blinded, I am so miserable, I don't want to plow the field for the fat woman anymore, please boss, take me to pretend to take me to fly!"

"Do you like it here?"

Zhao Guanren looked at him curiously, and Lu Datou and the chick pecked at the rice and said: "Of course I like it! Men can have three wives and four concubines here, and women have to start from the beginning, I have a large number of female fans when I chant a poem, if there is no fat woman in the way, it is perfect, including your fiancée is my fan!"

"You're still a fan......"

Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "You copied dozens of people's poems, and everyone was suspicious, don't you know how to change the name of the place, but what is the matter with you and the Three Emperors, do you partner with me?"

"Rich and dangerous, I'm going to break the cow ......"

Lu Datou threw away the cigarette butt and said: "I published a collection of poems two years ago, Renfu Emperor Ji has been communicating with me anonymously, last month she suddenly sent someone to Sioux City to find me, saying that someone plagiarized my poems, I heard that it was Emperor Ji and came to Baba, but found your head!"

"Ha~ This is called fate, by the way, what are you calling ...... now?"

"My name is Zheng Yijian, a sword is bloody, and that sword is ......"

"Why don't you call Chen Haonan, hahaha......"

Zhao Guanren almost burst his belly with laughter, got up and asked, "If it's not me who came today, are you going to die and not admit it?"

"Of course!"

Lu Datou got up and said: "People can still summon spirits from the earth, but your fiancée has a problem, she always says that she was a nun in her last life, and she still has to abide by the rules and precepts in this life, but she always likes to fantasize about all kinds of love and love, a typical hypocritical!"

"I'm just going through the motions with her, and she will keep it if she loves it......"

Zhao Guanren pulled him over and whispered: "Do you know how many years there will be to start the year of the Apocalypse, almost everyone in the hall knows Zhao Ziqiang, Hongluan is his concubine, General Qilin and the emperor are his great-great-grandsons, and Daji is the country of Zhao Ziqiang's family!"

"I'll go, don't bring such an exciting ......."

Lu Datou was shocked: "No wonder he always puts that pretending to be forced, what he says doesn't work, he actually asked us to save his descendants, but I didn't ask much at the time, but the next dynasty is Yongji, and the emperor's grandson's accession to the throne is the apocalypse, how can it take decades!"

"Okay, go back and talk slowly......"

Zhao Guanren didn't dare to tell him about the subversion of the Daji Dynasty, otherwise this thing would definitely be scared half to death, so the two walked straight to the banquet hall, who knew that everyone didn't drink anymore, they all ate food and chatted quietly, and when they saw them coming in, they all looked up.

"Little daughter-in-law, thank you so much for being a husband......"

Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Zheng Yijian and I have been friends who have been lost for many years, and you found them, I have to say that it is a creation to make people, but our poems are originally improvisations by you and me, anyway, I didn't copy other people's works!"

"Sir, didn't you say you didn't recognize him......

The Third Emperor Ji stood up angrily, her face was quite ugly.

"That's right!"

Lu Datou spread his hands and said: "In the past, he was not called Zhao Yunxuan, let's call him Zhao Guanren, early."

Knowing that my brother is here, how can I say that he copied my poems, and the reason why my poems have different styles is because of his pen and ink!"

"I knew it was a misunderstanding ......"

Emperor Jiwu said with a smile: "Yun Xuan! You and Qingqing don't know each other anymore, and they both like to dance and write ink, and there will be a common topic in the future, you and your husband must get along well, and let me hold a fat grandson as soon as possible!"

"Qingqing, hurry up and have a glass of wine with your husband, don't you ...... with you?"

The queen picked up the wine glass and walked in front of the three emperors, the three emperors snorted lightly, took the wine glass and walked to Zhao Guanren, and said sorry angrily.

"I don't need your apology......"

Zhao Guanren whispered: "You are hypocritical and ignorant, I will treat you as a child, you can continue to abide by your rules and precepts after marriage, I promise that not a single hair will touch you, if you don't even want to go through the motions, you will either change people or die!"

"You ......"

The Third Emperor Ji glared at him in surprise and anger, Zhao Guanren sneered and left, and came to his seat with Lu Datou, and suddenly said in surprise: "Where did Yongning go, why is the imperial grandson gone?"

"Yongning vomited!"

The queen smiled bitterly: "That girl's amount of wine is too shallow, and the stamina of this red wine is great, she won't be able to drink a glass of wine, the imperial grandson will accompany them to the harem to rest temporarily, don't worry, it will be fine!"

"Little girl, do your best, let's continue, the emperor, I salute you with a ......"

Zhao Guanren picked up the wine glass and continued to drink, it was estimated that Yongning had morning sickness, and the pregnancy of the next month happened to be the period of morning sickness, but as soon as everyone began to exchange fire again, a palace maid suddenly ran in and fell in front of the main hall.

"Your Majesty, oh no......"

The palace maid hurriedly shouted with a white face: "The emperor and the emperor's grandson have fallen into evil, and they are beastly in the harem, and they have been injured and raped by the lord of Yongning County, and every bed is full of blood!"

"What?"

A room full of people stood up with a "boom", and Zhao Guanren, who was shocked, ran out of his legs, and rushed to the harem like lightning.

"What doesn't make ......"

Emperor Jiwu angrily smashed the wine glass, pointed at the prince and scolded: "How do you discipline your son, you have been staring at people and drooling since you entered the door, can't your daughter-in-law wait for a few days, if Yongning has three long and two short, don't do it to you, the prince!"

"What are you scolding, go over and take a look......"

Ye Ji'er ran out anxiously, and everyone couldn't care about the harem taboos, and the men and women ran towards the harem together.

"Yongning, how are you ......?"

Zhao Guanren rushed into the bedroom first, only to see the imperial grandson lying on the ground drunkenly snoring, and he was naked.

Yongning was lying on the bed unconscious, covered with a quilt and didn't know what was going on, the personal palace maid with a blue nose and swollen face was obviously beaten, and was sitting on the edge of the bed wiping tears in pain.

"Are you dead, I don't know how to shout......"

Zhao Guanren was furious and pushed the palace maid away, and when he suddenly lifted the quilt to see, the whole person's head almost exploded, and Yongning was only stripped of a small belly pocket, a bed and a buttocks of blood, obviously a miscarriage.

"Yongning, wake up, don't scare me......"

Zhao Guanren patted Yongning anxiously, Yongning couldn't raise his head in a daze, just as Ye Ji'er and the crown princess ran in, and the two of them were also frightened when they saw the scene, one hurriedly changed the clothes of the imperial grandson, and the other hurriedly covered Yongning with a quilt.

"You're still sleeping, get up for Lao Tzu......"

Zhao Guanren rushed over and kicked the imperial grandson, the crown princess hurriedly protected him and cried, and after the imperial grandson screamed in pain, he actually turned over and smirked: "Yongning! You are mine this time, completely mine, we can no longer be separated!"

"Your Majesty, don't ......"

The crown princess suddenly pounced out, only to see Emperor Jiwu come in directly with a knife, while the crown prince stood at the door like a rooster, his whole face was pale......