☆、07172-escort

The people who eat melons in the mortal world compared the statements of the two parties, stood up to the office employees, and condemned the entertainment industry in unison:

"Your methods of pouring sewage are rarely used on the immortals, and the immortals will disdain to deal with you, otherwise you will wait to go out of business after a curse. ”

"We don't even mention the entry of immortals into the entertainment industry now, we are talking about intelligent animals that should be treated reasonably in the entertainment industry, do you think we will forget if we take the topic away? My cat cub wants to win an award. ”

"That's right, my cat cub has much better acting skills than the human protagonist, why can that little fresh meat human get the best newcomer, and the cat cub didn't even attend the awards ceremony?"

"It's discrimination!"

"Cats deserve what they deserve. ”

"Down with humans, the world belongs to cats. ”

"Belonging to the dogs. ”

"Belonging to hamsters. ”

"The entertainment industry needs a thorough tax audit. ”

......

In the end, the topic was seriously crooked, and the animal actors still became an excuse and a tool to pull and clean.

I stated my position: "I don't care what you pinch you, anyway, please remember that the white and yellow six are just my cover, and I keep an eye on them all the time." Whoever wants to poison, drug, or trap them, I'll be the first to know - and of course I'll be more protective of the black and red six. ”

Me: "If I'm temporarily in a place where it's inconvenient to receive information from the Overworld, then I'll leave the work of focusing on Bai Huang to our senior brother for the time being." Usually when I encounter something that I am not sure about, I often ask my elder brother for advice. ”

Me: "Mortals have changed another generation, so I will introduce to you again the current senior brother of our Yunxia Sect, Jiang Weixiao, whether you have seen his black material or not, there is one thing you all remember clearly: If you want to win our senior brother, relying on small means and small plots is absolutely ineffective, the more complicated, concealed, and roundabout the strategy, the more easily it will be seen through by our senior brother." ”

A monk interrupted: "Every time I hear you introduce Jiang Weixiao, it makes me suspect that you are hacking him." Let's be honest Pei Lin, do you hold a grudge because you are often cheated by Jiang Weixiao?"

Me: "I think I'm being very objective. Our elder brother is indeed a talented and hard-working self-trained conspirator. If you want to win, you must rely on the hard power to crush him head-on, and our senior brother will definitely be able to find a flaw in the roundabout way. ”

☆、07173 - No need to doubt

Monk:

"I don't think Jiang Weixiao has reached the point where he has no last resort. Maybe he'll be able to do that in a few hundred years, but it's still jerky. Especially in matters that are not closely related to the Yunxia Sect, Jiang Weixiao is really lacking now. ”

Jiang Weixiao's attention was too focused on the Yunxia Sect, which was the advantage of his position as the head of the sect, and it was also the danger of his cultivation to form the ceiling. Maybe only after he reaches the stage of transformation can he truly become a perfect conspirator. ”

"Is there something wrong with conspirators and perfect matches?"

Me: "Is the matter of my cat closely related to the Yunxia Sect?"

“...... There is no doubt that the inner disciples of the Yunxia Sect are under the direct jurisdiction of Jiang Weixiao, and the direct possession of the inner disciples is only one more connecting wire, which should indeed be regarded as closely related. ”

Me: "That's it for now." ”

"That's right. ”

Me: "Of course, I agree with some of you that our elder brother still needs to work hard to rule the world in the future. ”

“...... Beware of Kunlun killing you. ”

Senior Brother: "This rule is not the rule of the other. ”

Me: "Every monk in the Overworld who has found his own way is trying to be omniscient and control the Overworld in his own way, and Kunlun will not only not stop it, but will also provide them with some help when they have the opportunity. I don't believe you ask Kunlun. ”

Senior Brother: "Yes, Kunlun's tolerance has always been as close to the main world as possible. So as long as the main world can tolerate my existence, then Kunlun can too. ”

Me: "Don't use your careful eyes to figure out Kunlun's belly, just like don't use a failing IQ to speculate on the plans of our senior brother." There is nothing bad about the bird's way of living, but the bird cannot compare itself to the bird, nor can it be expected that the bird and the bird have the same idea. ”

Me: "You have to find out what your race is." ”

“...... I suspect you're scolding us. ”

Me: "You still need to doubt this? You can't even win a fight with me, how can you be embarrassed to question our senior brother's ability to control the field?"

"It's not me who questions Jiang Weixiao. You're so skilled at identifying spiritual power patterns on the main network, you can't tell who said it and who didn't say bad things about your senior brother?

Me: "Another question that doesn't need to be questioned." Fellow Daoists, when you eat melons, eat them quietly, and don't mix them with areas that you can't handle. ”

☆、07174-melon field

"Ahead, Young Master Pei is telling you to shut up, stupid hat. Didn't you see that the people who said Jiang Weixiao before all silenced after Jiang Weixiao spoke? What are you talking about eating melons? Jiang Weixiao's small talk, this is not a small talk in his Yunxia Sect, but a conspiracy bureau. ”

"I also help take care of the cats, take care of them, and the cats all over the world, including all beasts and spirit animals, will become Jiang Weixiao's layout materials. ”

"Pei Lin's three red cats are the most clever of the twelve mortal beast cats, heh, the red ...... of the Yunxia Sect"

"In the future, the whole world will be dyed red by the Yunxia Sect?"

"As long as Elder Pei Ji rushes into the Mahayana period, the Yunxia Sect will have the bottom-line strength to compete with Kunlun. ”

"Kunlun has been the first for so long, and being pulled off the horse and replaced with a new first is both embarrassing and a little cool. ”

Me: "You guys, what good will it do you to instigate me to lead the Sha Alliance to snatch the job of the Scattered Cultivation Alliance for a while, and then instigate the Yunxia Sect to challenge Kunlun?"

"Harvest the melon fields. ”

Me: "We're going to raise melons for you?"

"What kind of life do you play? We only instigated and instigated, and did not force you with a sword on your neck. If you can't resist the temptation to do it, we are not responsible. It's not even an abetment, after all, we didn't provide an implementation plan, we just said some personal hopes. ”

Me: "You're spreading rumors and spreading rumors. ”

"So, as one of the rumor-mongering dens, your Yunxia Sect has not formulated a systematic punishment plan for rumor-mongering, do you expect other sects to help you punish us, or do you expect to use the laws of the mortal world to punish the problem between monks and monks?"

Senior brother: "Why use laws or rules, I'll just trick people." ”

"Jiang Weixiao, although your image as a conspirator has scared many people under your constant propaganda, as someone who has worked directly with you, I know that you don't actually calculate anyone just because of some disrespectful remarks from others. Words usually don't mean anything to you, and you only focus on the consequences of your actions. ”

"Even I suspect that in your consciousness there is no distinction between respect and disrespect at all, you don't care about the mood of the speaker at all, you only want reality. ”

☆、07175 - Limited interest

Me: "Of course, the elder brother cares about the mood of the speaker, and he cooperates more smoothly with those who have a good impression of him, while he needs to arrange more checks and balances to cooperate with those who have a bad feeling for him. Moreover, the elder brother also cares about language, and there are a lot of subtleties in language that can give him a lot of inspiration and help him achieve the goal of anticipating his enemies. ”

"Actually, isn't the point now, why did Jiang Weixiao participate in this small talk? I don't see what benefits he can get from here, or what kind of game he can set up. I admit that I am definitely not as shrewd as Jiang Weixiao, but under the premise of being suspicious and deliberately thinking in the shadows, he has already started to do it, so I won't be able to grasp it at all, right?

Me: "Senior brother is here to show his support for me, strengthen his affair with me, and increase his affinity in the hearts of the public." ”

"You sentence that...... It seems like you're talking about three things that are completely unrelated?"

Me: "It's a progressive relationship. ”

While helping the cats make their debut and promising to be their solid backing, I also responded to Pei Bing's expectations to carefully study the food. But this study ...... In fact, it is to put together the descriptions of food in the previously collected materials, quickly re-read them, and find the corresponding physical objects in the Yunxia Sect to taste.

Pei Bing: "You can concentrate on fifteen years of retrospective memory, but you can comprehend more food information than your personal experience memory, but you can't even concentrate on it for a whole day." ”

I like the feeling of being able to concentrate on one type of thing, but the food is obviously not enough to attract my attention, and I get distracted by the slightest bit of food information, and then I just keep it as if I didn't look at it.

Pei Bing: "So it seems that there is no hope for the appearance of a delicious Tongming Fruit upgrade." Not only me, but Elder Pei Ji was also disappointed. Elder Pei Ji definitely hopes that you can refine an excellent delicacy that will become the number one delicacy on the list of delicious foods that he has eaten in person. ”

Pei Bing: "Even if I didn't say it, I must have thought so." Even if you think casually and don't realize it, you won't be disappointed, but if you can make it happen, you will be happy. ”

I agree with your guess, but no interest is no interest. I'm interested in reading a lot of information during my time looking back on my memory, and I can't help if the food isn't included. The feeling of 'liking' is not something that can be forced.

I can only try to be more familiar with the food materials and raw materials, and if I have the opportunity to meet the points that trigger my interest in the future, I can turn this familiarity into my original new cuisine.

Pei Bing: "You have to be more serious." The current level of understanding is too superficial. ”

Okay, I'll try to be serious before I get bored. But it's really easy to get irritated doing things that you don't interest in for a long time...... It's okay, I'll just take these irritability and channeling irritability as part of refining my mind.

Xiao Shell: "Pei Lin is very fond of Pei Bing." ”

Pei Jianzhuo: "Actually, Pei Lin has always been very fond of everything in his space. He has feelings for everything that he has put into his space for a long time, including the Gu King, who should be very dangerous, and he feels that it is possible to become a family member. Pei Lin has always been soft-hearted to his family. ”

Furball looked at Xiao Sui.

Xiao Sui: "...... Although I want my host to pamper me the most, I also like my host's softness. ”

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