Chapter 222: Fungus Harvester (1st Update)
After another cup of belly, Qin Zhihai spat out wine and asked, "Ruan Bin, do you say that women like handsome guys?"
"Ahem...... There are still some women who are not so superficial, they love the kind of men who are beautiful in their hearts, capable and connotative. For example, if Brother Ma is so ugly, so many women like him, don't they?" Ruan Bin said with a conscience.
To be honest, don't talk about women, you are a man, if your object is an ugly woman, it is estimated that you will be disgusted after a long time. People are like that, never satisfied, always thinking about better.
How do you say that, eating in the bowl and looking at the pot.
People, it's cheap!
"What bullshit connotation, what bullshit soul beauty, isn't it money! Money is all external, and it will always make up for its own congenital defects! You have money, those women say they like you on the surface, but in fact, they live with you for the sake of money. I don't know how much I dislike your ugly face!" Qin Zhihai said another cup of belly, and complained frantically.
"Well, you have a point. Ruan Bin spread his hands. It seems that Qin Zhihai was not lightly injured.
But it's right to think about it, no matter how he says it, he is a small boss, he is so successful in his twenties at a young age, but he didn't expect to be betrayed by his wife.
The reason is that he - ugly!
This is a tragic story!
"Ruan Bin, am I ugly?" Qin Zhihai poured himself a glass of wine and asked Ruan Bin.
Ruan Bin looked at Qin Zhihai's face, garlic nose, small squinting eyes, and single eyelids! The most important thing is that the lips are thick, just like a sausage mouth.
Ugly, although it's not a giant ugly, but it's also very ugly!
To be honest, Qin Zhihai's genes did not fully inherit his father's genes, Qin Zhihai's father was still quite upright, and he was also a handsome guy when he was young. It's a pity that he inherited his mother's genes. But his sister perfectly inherited his father's genes, and now she is not a big beauty, but a little beauty. and Ruan Bin's cousin Ruan Yingyao are also best friends who study together!
"Looks ugly!" Ruan Bin said lightly.
"Poof~~Hahaha!I like you to be honest!Alas...... It's wrong to look ugly and breathe air. Qin Zhihai sighed.
"In the same way, it's wrong to have no money to breathe air, at least you have money!" Ruan Bin teased.
"Again, you're more handsome than me!"
"I don't have a girlfriend yet!" Ruan Bin pouted.
"It's not a matter of minutes for you to find an ordinary-looking girl, right? But the beautiful ones are very picky, who said that there are more men and fewer women now, and there are no wives to marry 30 million singles!" Qin Zhihai said with a smile.
The two complained to each other, and a few more cups of stomach.
"Well, when are you going to marry another one! If you want to get out of this unpleasant shadow of yours, you should start again to find happiness. Ruan Bin, as an old friend and classmate, sincerely suggested.
"You, I don't want to get married again so soon!I want to change myself well, from the inside out, I want to transform!" Qin Zhihai said with a serious face.
Change?
Going bad?
Slag?
How can it be changed?
"Ruan Bin, I heard that you will have plastic surgery, as an old friend and classmate, you can't bear to let me be ugly all the time, can you? Can you help me make me a handsome man!" Qin Zhihai looked at Ruan Bin with a hint of hope and said in a deep voice.
"How do you know I'm going to have plastic surgery?" Ruan Bin was slightly stunned. I've never told anyone around me that I'd do plastic surgery.
"Hehe, isn't your cousin just made into a big beauty by you? Don't forget that my sister and your cousin are very close, and my sister told me about your plastic surgery!" Qin Zhihai smiled evilly. The reason why he asked Ruan Bin for plastic surgery was that he was afraid of being pitted by some plastic surgery hospitals!
There has been too much negative press about cosmetic surgery hospitals these days.
Second, you see that people make their cousins so beautiful, and their skills are absolutely superb! As Ruan Bin's brother, the other party will definitely make himself the best, right?
"Okay. ”
"Are you sure you want plastic surgery?In fact, even if you have plastic surgery, if your second wife finds out that you have plastic surgery in the future, I guess some of them will be noisy~" Ruan Bin said.
"No, I'll talk about the marriage later, I now swear that I will be an old driver who drives a fungus harvester in the future! So I want plastic surgery! Since ugly women don't like it, I'll be a fungus harvester!" Qin Zhihai said with a straight face.
“......”
Is this thing experiencing a change in mentality after this incident, this is the rhythm of revenge on the scumbag!
"Brother, I want to get a new life, you can help me once. How about it, are you sure that you will turn me into a handsome guy?" Qin Zhihai said with a begging face.
Seeing that Qin Zhihai was so resolute, Ruan Bin was embarrassed to refuse.
"Your eyes should be straight, double eyelids, and the corners of your eyes should be opened. The nose should be straightened, the wings of the nose should be reduced, and the tip of the nose should be raised. The mouth should also be straightened, the lips must be reduced, the chin is a little big, and the mandible bone surgery must be done! After a series of sitting, I dare not say that I can become a little fresh meat, a normal handsome guy is definitely okay. Ruan Bin said.
The other party's face shape is not the kind of pie face and national character face.
It's just that the chin is a little bigger.
If you reorganize your facial features, you should have no problem becoming a handsome guy with 85 points.
As for jaw bone surgery, Ruan Bin will definitely do it, a long time ago he completed a task to obtain a contour three-piece surgery package, which is still world-class.
I haven't had a chance to use it!
This is a fourth-level cosmetic surgery, and Lin Yatong will definitely not do it for him easily, and he needs to have a professional qualification certificate for medical cosmetology attending doctors.
Ruan Bin's contouring three-piece surgery package is: cheekbone surgery, jaw surgery and chin surgery, which are three fourth-level cosmetic surgeries!
"Brother, I'm just waiting for your words! Whether I can become a fungus harvester or not depends on you!" Hearing Ruan Bin say that he could turn him into a handsome guy, he was immediately excited.
"You can be a fungus harvester now, you are so rich!" Ruan Bin was speechless.
"You don't understand, it's not interesting! Riding a bicycle to harvest fungus is the coolest!" Qin Zhihai said with a hesitant smile.
Ruan Bin: ......
Will play!
"When can you operate on me?" Qin Zhihai said with great interest.
"Tomorrow I will take you to talk to the owner of a plastic surgery hospital first, when the surgery will be decided!" Ruan Bin said.
"Okay, come, drink, drink, don't get drunk tonight, you won't return!" Qin Zhihai said with a smile in his heart.
As soon as the two drank, they drank until just over one o'clock in the morning before leaving.
Since Ruan Bin was on rest the next day, he was not afraid to drink so late.