0559 Pink bag

"Hehe~ The two beauties are good, the surname is Zheng, Zheng Yijian, the first of the four talents in Jiangnan......"

Lu Datou bowed with a hippie smile, Qiu Ning hugged his arms with some disgust, leaned against the door of the warehouse and nodded lightly, Luo Tan also said expressionlessly: "Let's go in!

"Please help me arrange two palace maids, the kind that can be served, I'm not used to sleeping alone......"

Lu Datou walked into the warehouse with a smile, the ground was full of treasures seized from Longtan, as well as things moved out of the Bashan Spirit Pagoda, he directly invited two large wooden boxes, as if shopping, picked up everywhere, and filled the two boxes.

"You're so welcome......"

Luo Tan's face was cold angrily, and Lu Datou smiled cheaply: "Isn't it polite, you two newcomers don't know, I am the famous Director Lu, the boss goes out and I carry my bag, the boss opens the house and I buy a set, the boss cuts people and I hand the knife, except for women, I never be polite to the boss!"

The two women wondered, "Who are you, dare to say that the two of us are new?"

"Didn't people say it, he is in Dongjiang Congliang's office, specializing in repairing broken shoes, Director Lu......"

Zhao Guanren suddenly appeared at the gate and said jokingly: "Director Lu 996, women are drilling all day long, he is not widowed if he loses his footing, he is the earliest to eat, he is the fastest to run, he never has money in his pocket, a box of sets is used for half a year, and he will always charge on the front line of white prostitution!"

"It's insulting, it's not a serious offense to give money......

Lu Datou picked up a small box, walked out and said cheekily: "The two little secretaries help the brother to collect the box, it is all my brother's private money, don't forget my brother's palace maid, it's okay to have a few more, my brother's strength is my waist!"

"Let'......s go!"

Zhao Guanren patted him on the shoulder and laughed, the two girls hurriedly chased after Zhao Guanren and grabbed him, and asked in a low voice: "Master! Is this what you said about Lu Datou, we think that this person doesn't seem to be in shape, and his eyes can't be pulled out when he sinks into a woman!"

"Who doesn't have two fox friends and dog friends, who is a serious person who wears him so sassy......"

Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Lu Datou can't do big things, small things can't be done well, the only advantage is that he has a tight tone, he is righteous, don't leave serious things to him to do, but you have to listen to him for life-threatening things, his intuition to run away can't even compare to me, understand?"

"Got it! Fox friends and dogs, haha......"

The two girls smiled and walked him out, and when they went out, they saw a barbecue stall set up in the small garden, and the two county lords were taking the palace maids to barbecue, but a strange fat woman came out, holding a baby in her hand, followed by a round fat girl.

"Boss, let me introduce you, this is the Xu family's ......."

Lu Da walked over with his toes high, in fact, his daughter-in-law was not ugly, she was white and chubby, she was very rich, wearing a couple outfit of the same color as him, but her head was almost level with Lu Datou, and standing with him had the feeling of an eagle catching chickens.

"Yo ~ sister-in-law, this is your son, so cute......"

Zhao Guanren walked over and teased the little baby in surprise, Xu was a little flattered and curtsy, but Lu Datou said: "Tiger lady, if you don't lay eggs, she still has a fart, this box is a meeting gift from the master of the horse, take it home and make a fortune!"

"Wow!"

The fat girl suddenly exclaimed, after Lu Datou opened the alley in his hand, it was actually full of boxes of gold ingots, she almost didn't hold it when she took it, Xu was surprised and delighted and thanked again and again.

"Lao Tzu told you, the master is going to take a concubine......"

Lu Datou straightened his waist arrogantly, only to see his daughter-in-law's eyes kick suddenly, but he retracted back and looked at Zhao Guanren, and complained: "Master, the concubine body does not object to you taking a concubine, it's just that the fox spirit corrupts the doorway, or the concubine body helps you find it, the two of you should be satisfied, right?"

"Are you taking a concubine for me, are you helping Lao Tzu open a pig farm......"

Lu Datou pointed at her and said: "Let me tell you, you don't want to blackmail me again, from today onwards, Lao Tzu will be a Shunguo person, if you talk to Lao Tzu again, Lao Tzu will go to Shunguo to be the king of the county, and directly divorce you, so that you will never find me!"

"You are a negative man who dares to divorce me, the old lady fought with you ......"

Xu Shi slammed the child into Zhao Guanren's arms, and kicked Lu Datou with a big foot, and even Zhao Guanren felt the strong wind with his strong skills, and Lu Datou flew out with a "whoosh", and was chased by the fat woman and screamed all over the garden.

"Lay on the ground!" and tie up ......"

Zhao Guanren sat next to the barbecue stall with the child in his arms, and the children who were not yet one year old seemed to be used to it, giggling at Zhao Guanren, and the county lord and palace maids all ran over to tease him.

"Ahh......h

The crown princess suddenly led someone over, she had already groomed and dressed up, and walked over to tease the child like no one, but her eyes never dared to look at Zhao Guanren.

"Lord Shun bullies people, there is no royal law, I don't live......"

The fat woman was tied up by the female guards and thrown to the grass crying, Lu Datou hurriedly hid behind the guards, covered his face and roared: "Look at you like a pig, you can't even plug it into the well, Lao Tzu must leave you today!"

"Crown Princess!"

Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "I don't know much about the laws of Jiguo, if the wife beats her husband in public because she wants to take a concubine and be jealous, how should she deal with it?"

"It's okay!"

The crown princess said sharply: "Such a shameless jealous woman, the yamen cane will be punished for thirty, and she will be sentenced to divorce directly, and the divorce letter will be posted in front of her parents, so that her whole family will not be able to raise their heads!"

“......”

The fat woman immediately fell silent, but Zhao Guanren said again: "Your husband is my Dashun people, and if you marry your husband, you can count me as a Shun countryman, and it is not too much for you to be sentenced to exile like this, no matter which country you are in, you can't please me, I think it's better for a jealous woman like you to take an early break!"

"Take a pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, and Lao Tzu will write a letter of resignation now......"

Lu Datou raised his hand violently, and the fat woman cried out in fright: "Master, the slave family is wrong, don't leave the slave family, the slave family will no longer stop you from taking concubines, you can accept whoever you want, and the slave family will never beat you again, otherwise the slave family will thunder and split!"

"Go back to the house and stay, don't embarrass me......"

Lu Datou rushed up and slapped her, the fat woman didn't dare to put a fart, and after being let go, she obediently ran to the building with the maid, and didn't forget to bring a box of gold ingots.

"It seems that you still have a relationship with her......"

Zhao Guanren playfully handed the child to Lu Datou, Lu Datou sat down and said with a smile: "My requirements are already very low, she doesn't know how to lift, it's not for the sake of her giving birth to a baby son for me, I would have given her a divorce!"

"Brother-in-law, do you think I'm still fine, I'll go back to the palace if it's okay......"

The crown princess lowered her head and looked at the ground, her ears turned red unconsciously, Zhao Guanren poured a cup of tea and handed it to her and said: "You drink a cup of tea to moisten your stomach, the eldest emperor should come over soon, let's listen to what she has to say first, you can also sit down and eat something!"

"Hey!"

The crown princess led the palace maid to sit at the table, and Lu Datou also asked the child to be sent back to the house, and took the initiative to walk to the barbecue grill and said: "Your method is not professional at all, my son is a barbecue professional, I will bake the eggplant first for you to taste!"

"Can't be baked!"

The crown princess raised her head suddenly and exclaimed, and suddenly saw Lu Datou take a whole green eggplant, and she sneered awkwardly: "Hehe~ This concubine has a little ...... about the taste of eggplant It's a little tired, so let's bake something else, okay?"

"Okay, let's roast a radish......

Lu Datou nodded inexplicably, Zhao Guanren almost choked back his internal injuries with a smile, he naturally didn't help the princess take out half an eggplant, he asked a head nurse to move, but he saw the tragic situation of the eggplant, how could the princess still have the face to face him.

"Yun Xuan!"

Ye Ji'er hurriedly ran in from outside, Zhao Guanren hurriedly greeted the crown princess, Ye Ji'er said angrily: "Qingshu Xiaoguan was closed ten days ago, it should be found that you helped me take out the Gu worms, and the household stickers they used are all impostors!"

"Didn't you catch a single one?"

The crown princess hurriedly led them into the pavilion, Ye Ji'er shook her head and said: "There is not one left, I don't even know where to start, there is also an accident in the palace, two palace maids and eunuchs are missing, and after careful investigation, it turns out that someone has drugged Yongning!"

"What?"

Zhao Guanren was shocked: "Who drugged Yongning, and what kind of medicine?"

"Ecstasy and other things, the imperial grandson also drank ......"

Ye Ji'er said: "Someone drugged the tea, and they went into the house to drink the same pot of tea, so Yongning didn't resist, but the emperor's grandson was poisoned, and he went crazy directly after drinking the tea, and the emperor was already angry and cut two female officials with his own hands, this time it was really rampant!"

"What's the use of cutting people, those who are cut are kept in the dark......"

Zhao Guanren said angrily: "Don't you guys in the harem do inspections, this kind of thing can also be brought into the harem, the emperor also told me that the corpse poison powder is very safe, I don't think his head is safe!"

"These people are very cunning, ordinary medicinal materials were concocted by them a few times, and they directly became ecstasy......"

Ye Ji'er said helplessly: "Now that the grass and trees are all soldiers, everyone is pulled out and strictly investigated, even the concubines in the harem are the same, but there is still bad news, the epidemic prevention promotion Zhang Tiansheng is missing, the yamen said that he didn't come yesterday, and he sent someone to find him!"

"Oh no! it's a big problem......

Zhao Guanren said solemnly: "Zhang Tiansheng shouldn't have run at this time, if he had run, he should have run a long time ago, I'm afraid that he still has some corpse poison powder in his hand, and people will be held hostage to get the poison powder, does he still have a brother in Jiguo?"

"Brother, haven't you heard of it......"

Ye Ji'er was puzzled: "The brocade-clothed spy brought him from Shunguo, but he was intercepted and killed on the way, he disguised himself as a beggar and arrived at the border pass, and strongly asked the border army to send him to Beijing.

"How much corpse poison powder did he give you?"

"It's in a small porcelain bottle, and it's more than half ......"

"Damn......!

Zhao Guanren said angrily: "I should look for him as soon as I come, that kid is lying, he has at least a whole bottle of poison powder in his hand, he was definitely arrested or taken away, you quickly call a group of reliable brocade guards, and immediately take me to his house to search!"

"I can't get out of here, the palace is messed up......"

Ye Ji'er took out a gold medal and handed it to him, and said: "I will let my henchmen take you to investigate, Jinyiwei has already screened it, there will be no more problems, my henchmen are also old people, Liu Piaopiao, you can also trust, she is the prince's person!"

"I knew it!"

Zhao Guanren took the gold medal and looked at the crown princess, Liu Piaopiao was now sleeping on her husband's kang, but he didn't say anything and went out and shouted: "Big head!

"Haha~ I've been waiting for two years today......"