In the group.

Erlang Zhenjun kept shouting, and was provoked for more than an hour, who can bear it?

Sunan grinned:

"Meow, you can bully me casually because of my low rank? You have the ability to shout with Monkey King! Do you really think I'm easy to bully? What's wrong with you being a great immortal, labor and management will definitely extinguish your prestige today." ”

It is said that Erlang God and Sun Wukong are mortal enemies, and Sunan decided to destroy Erlang God's evil spirit through Sun Wukong today.

Immediately, he searched for Sun Wukong in the first group of tens of thousands of immortals in the Six Realms.

Add friends.

Sunan: I have admired the prestige of the Great Sage for a long time, and my little brother is your loyal fan, and I have something to ask for today.

Growing up watching Journey to the West filmed in Huaxia, Sun Wukong's righteous image has long been reflected in Sunan's mind, as long as the Great Sage agrees to help, then Erlang God will definitely shut up obediently!

However, the immortals are basically busy people every day, and Sun Wukong is no exception, and there is no movement after half an hour to add friends!

"One day in heaven and one year on earth, waiting like this is not a solution. ”

Sunan rolled his eyes, just like Taishang Laojun has not moved until now, if Sun Wukong agrees, half a month is estimated to have passed.

Sunan: Hehe, is the second senior brother here?

Sunan smiled and opened Zhu Bajie's chat box. Fortunately, the relationship with Zhu Bajie was good before, so let Zhu Bajie tell Sun Wukong, is it a matter to add a friend based on the relationship between the two of them?

Zhu Bajie: Brother Nan, here is here. (Three smiling emojis)

Knowing that Sunan is a "big immortal on a business trip" in the human world, Zhu Bajie has already set Sunan as the target of the key thighs, and he is counting on Sunan to get some local products in the human world. So Sunan sent messages, and he replied in seconds.

Sunan: That's right......

Sunan told what happened, and Zhu Bajie also went to the group to take a look, he had already seen Erlang unpleasant. Relying on himself as the nephew of the Jade Emperor, no one else in the heavenly court except Sun Wukong is in his eyes.

Zhu Bajie: Don't worry, Brother Nan, I'll call Brother Monkey and ask him to add you as a friend.

Sunan: Thank you, Second Senior Brother.

Zhu Bajie: But Brother Nan, I have to remind you that my brother monkey has been busy recently, and whether he can help you in time depends on your ability.

Sunan: Okay, I'll take care of the rest of the matter.

Bite!

In less than a minute, Sun Wukong agreed to the friend request.

thanked Zhu Bajie, and Sunan's eyes narrowed:

"It's still related, it's okay, the efficiency of the work is going up, otherwise I don't know when it will be. ”

Bite!

At this time, Sunan's mobile phone vibrate. When I looked closely, it turned out to be Sun Wukong who took the initiative to send it. But Sunan was very excited, who is Sun Wukong? Say that there are no two big people, one person is above 10,000 people, and the Jade Emperor doesn't pay attention to it, such a big man takes the initiative to find him, and this cow is enough for Sunan to blow for several years.

Sun Wukong: Sunan Xiaoxian's family, I heard the nerd say that you have a request for me, what is the matter?

Since Sun Wukong and Taishang Laojun have a good relationship, he spoke very politely to Sunan, and Sunan accepted his emotions and replied:

"The Great Sage thing is like this...... Erlang God deceives people too much, so I want the Great Sage to come forward to solve it. ”

As he spoke, Sunan took a screenshot of what Erlang God said in the first group of the Six Realms to the Great Sage, and deliberately intercepted those cruel words.

Sun Wukong took a look at the screenshot: This Erlang God knows how to bully newcomers, Sunan Xiaoxian's family, you wait, and I'll help you out when I'm done.

Sun Wukong is better than Sunan expected, but he doesn't know the Year of the Monkey when he is done. What's more, the shouting of Erlang God in the group is even more rampant, and his Meishan brothers have also come out to help, and after a while, Sunan has been @ countless times, can this be endured?

Sunan: Don't be a great sage, right now?

Sun Wukong: Don't worry, don't worry, Sunan Xiaoxian, you are Laojun's person, I will definitely help you, but I'm really busy!

The corners of Sunan's mouth twitched, he and Sun Wukong have no fate, it's good for others to help, but people can't force it. It's almost being pointed at and shouted by others, can't it just be just like that?

"Gotta try this. ”

Through the faint light of the mobile phone, Sunan caught a glimpse of two boxes of chewing gum next to the pillow. This is the reward that was prepared for Lord Yama last time, and he hasn't had time to give it yet.

Since Lord Yama is good at this, Sunan is going to give it a try to the Great Sage. If the Great Sage is good at this, then he will not have to answer every question in the future? There can still be a powerful backer, why not?

It's not nonsense, just sent a box.

But.

There was no movement for a long time: "Could it be that it doesn't meet the appetite of the Great Sage?"

Sunan couldn't think of a way for a while, and when he was about to give up, he caught a glimpse of half of Coca-Cola next to his pillow.

"Why don't you send this over? But it doesn't feel good, after all, I'm halfway drunk. ”

Sunan scratched his nose and hesitated.

Ding!

Captain Meishan and Zhang Boshi: Wasn't the kid very awesome just now? Why don't you dare to let go of your fart now?

Taiwei Meishan and Li Huanzhang: Dare to rob our second master's things, boy, are you tired of being alive?

At this time, those Meishan brothers of Erlang God directly added Sunan friends to insult them.

"Meow, you have to pay it back, it's endless?"

Sunan raised his eyebrows, when he was used as a punching bag by Erlang God for the first time, why didn't anyone shout? Only the officials were allowed to set fires, and the people were not allowed to light the lamps?

"No matter, a dead horse is a live horse doctor, Erlang God labor and management have just been with you. ”

Without saying a word, Su Nan sent the half bottle of Coca-Cola to his mobile phone.

Bite!

Three minutes later, Sun Wukong sent a message.

Sun Wukong: Wow, what is this thing in Sunan Xiaoxian's house, why is it so delicious, bring me some more.

Sunan was stunned, but he didn't expect the Great Sage to be so good at Coca-Cola.

The corners of his mouth raised slightly, Sunan: Great Sage, I found this thing after looking for a long time in the Nether, and it is very precious.

Sun Wukong: Yes, my grandson knows that this thing is precious, isn't it forbidden to the lower realm, otherwise I would have discovered this good thing a long time ago.

Sunan: Great Sage, it's not that I don't give it to you, but this Erlang God is too deceitful. You see, he has been shouting for more than an hour, and the first group of the entire Six Realms seems to be his family. (Three smiling expressions) If the Great Sage can help teach him a lesson, even if it is precious, as long as the Great Sage speaks, he will give as much as he wants.

Sun Wukong: (angry expression) Phew, who does he think he is, the first group of the Six Realms is opened by his family. Sunan Xiaoxian's family, you wait, I'll teach him a lesson.

The Monkey King, who is obsessed with Coca-Cola, will not be at a level of efficiency.

Sunan looked at the mobile phone and blossomed, this Coca-Cola is a precious thing, but you can buy it casually if you have money. With this cheap thing next to Sun Wukong, can Sunan be happy?

......

The first group of the Six Realms.

Sun Wukong: Erlang God, have you meowed enough, you have killed my old grandson.

Erlang God: Monkey, what does the message I sent me have to do with you? I don't want to see you block it.

Sun Wukong: I don't care if you send a message, but I cover the Sunan Xiaoxian family, and I have to take care of it if you bully him!

Erlang God: Monkey, what do you want to make a fuss about? (three angry expressions)

Monkey King: How do you have an opinion? Otherwise, let's compare and compare? (three disdainful expressions)

Erlang God: Gotta gotcha, you're amazing. @苏南, you're in luck.

Then, Erlang God was like a balloon that had been deflated, and there was no more movement.

In the end, it is the great sage, this shot, Erlang God was immediately instigated, and Sunan felt a dark refreshment in his heart, making you crazy.

Sun Wukong: @梅山七怪众人@梅山六兄弟众人, do you have any opinions?

Meishan people: No, no, how dare we bully the people of the Great Sage Cover. (Three sweaty emojis)

The people of Meishan, who were still arrogant just now, obediently closed their mouths for a while, Erlang God was afraid of Sun Wukong, how could they provoke it.

"Damn, this is settled, the great sage is the great sage, the cow breaks!"

Sunan showed a line of white, and chuckled, but he didn't expect half a bottle of Coke to buy the Great Sage, and see who would dare to provoke him in the future. After chatting with the Great Sage for a while, he said that he would send him the Coke tomorrow.

Bite!

Dongxian Zhang Yuanbo asked to add friends.

At this time, Sunan found that someone had added him as a friend, but he still didn't know him.

Zhang Yuanbo sent a red envelope.

Dongxian Zhang Yuanbo: Southern Sunan Daxian, please take care of a little meaning, and say a few kind words in front of the great sage in the future.

Sunan was stunned, and he came for the name of the Great Sage. The corners of Sunan's mouth grinned, this Coke is not a loss!

Obtain a Wind Chaser Pill.

Sunan ordered a red envelope: Zhang Daxian, you are too polite.

Zhang Yuanbo: Daxian doesn't dare to be, so you are busy first?

Sunan: Good ......

Sent away Dongxian Zhang Yuanbo, Sunan was happy in his heart, and he taught Erlang God a windfall gain, and this wave made a lot of money.

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It turns out that this Wind Chasing Pill is to increase speed, Sunan smiled slightly, in this way, there is no need to worry about tomorrow's physical fitness test.

......

When it was close to dawn, Sunan slept for a while until he was woken up by Jiang Mu and them.

Tianhai University has a physical fitness test every year, and this time is no exception. The huge playground is full of energetic boys and girls.

Every twenty people are in a group, but unfortunately, Sunan and Zhou Tao are in a group.

"Yo, isn't this the playboy brother? It's really not as good as a dog, being poor like a dog can still step on three boats, Zhou admires!"

Zhou Tao was wearing a red T-shirt, and when he saw Sunan coming over, his eyes were full of anger and envy, and he was deliberately looking for trouble.

Sunan didn't bother to deal with him, but it made him have more hatred in his heart for the person who posted the post to frame him!

"Damn ignorant of people, you're quite temperamental?"

Zhou Tao was speechless.

"Boy, are you deaf? ”

Zhou Tao was a white and pure young man glaring at Sunan and yelled, but the young man didn't look like a gangster, and he was probably taken by Zhou Tao.

"Why do you want to stir up trouble?"

Sunan responded to them coldly, and it is not a problem for him to fight 1vs 50 people now, but he is still afraid of these people in front of him?

Zhou Tao waved his hand:

"Fighting, no, no, no, it's too barbaric to fight. Why don't you do this, today is a physical fitness test, do you dare to run with my little brother?"

Zhou Tao smiled gloomily, in fact, he knew that Sunan was very good at fighting, and these few of them were not enough for Sunan at all. But when it comes to running, Xu Zhengtai of Tianhai University dares to say that no one dares to say second.

"Run?"

The corners of Sunan's mouth were slightly raised: "Come on, I'm afraid you won't be able to run?"

"Yo, boy, are you crazy? Do you know who I am, and dare to run with me?"

The person Zhou Tao was referring to was the white young man, and he was arrogant at this time.

"I don't know, and I don't need to know. ”

Sunan shook his head, Zhou Tao's little brother is definitely not a good bird.

"Hey, I'll see if you're still arrogant for a while. If you lose a million to the other party, and kowtow ten times at the same time, do you dare?"

The white young man glared at Sunan and asked.

In the face of Zhou Tao's provocation, of course Sunan would not be intimidated, because so many people around him were watching.

"Dare, how dare not. But if you lose, I'll let him knock together. ”

Sunan smiled nonchalantly, pointed at Zhou Tao and said. You're not looking for trouble?

"Okay, you Sunan, bet on who is afraid of whom, and I'll make you cry and beg me later." ”

Zhou Tao looked at Sunan with disdain, and ran with Xu Zhengtai, he knew the result without running.

......

"What? Somebody is running with Zhengtai? and he bet a million? Isn't this looking for death?"

"Like, isn't this a gift of money?"

"Who is Zhengtai, running to the little prince! Running with him is simply humiliating. ”

This way.

When the onlookers heard that someone was going to run with Xu Zhengtai, they all came over curiously.

Hearing the voices of onlookers, the corners of Xu Zhengtai's mouth were raised, and he was a little arrogant: "Run a total of 1,000 meters, so let's let you run 300 meters first, so as not to say that I am a bully." ”

"Three hundred meters? What the hell is Xu Zhengtai, amazing, if I am sure, I will definitely not be able to catch up." ”

"Yes, three hundred meters, that's not a small distance. In the entire Tianhai University, only Xu Zhengtai dared to say that in the running competition, right?"

"In the end, the physical strength of a thousand meters is exhausted, let alone 300 meters, even 30 meters is difficult to catch up. ”

The crowd of onlookers was shocked.

Sunan shook his head:

"No, no, no, you run first, I'll let you 500 meters!"