Chapter 1: Crane Ming Mountain Cheng'an
In Linzhou City, the night has deepened, the moon is in the sky, the sky and the earth are like day, two young men full of alcohol support each other and staggered to a hutong, "brother" ...... Trip...... Belch...... Vomit......
"I'm going to definitely take the exam...... Champion...... Come back, come back and show you,"
While speaking, a wooden door "creaked" and was opened from the inside,
"Brother, how much alcohol did you drink?"
The one who spoke was a woman in the prime of her life, although she was not freshly dressed, but she was born with white skin and beautiful appearance.
Come!...... My sister will please you in the future, you have to sigh, don't dislike it, just, just take her, take it!
Hey, I said Li Xiangsheng, you don't exist when I do?
Beat...... Isn't it right to beat me? Who would dare to marry you just like you? I am the champion of the future, and I will be the one who will be the master of the horse in the future! Do you understand? You, you, forget it, you can't care about you in general, only small, villain and woman, difficult, difficult to raise.
"Li Xiangsheng, I think you've lived enough!" the woman said, lifted her skirt and kicked her brother one after another, kicking and mocking, "It's not a shame to say that you can't come, how many times have you taken the test?"
I know all day long that I am idle and drink a lot of wine, if you can get the top prize in the exam, then the old lady can enter the palace and become the queen!
After a while, his anger almost disappeared, so he clapped his hands, brushed his long skirt, turned his head and looked at the door and said in surprise, "Why haven't you left yet?"
I saw the young man leaning against the door frame and teasing, "It's rare to see such a wonderful scene, how can I be willing to leave?"
When the woman heard this, she rolled her eyes at him, "Cut~ I said that you Taoist priests in Heming Mountain don't concentrate on cultivation, don't go to kill demons and eliminate demons, and always run down the mountain to be with us worldly people, what kind of thing is it!"
"There is no Tao in this mountain forest, and there is no heavenly way in the world, and besides, we are not immortals, and we have to eat fireworks in the world, right?
The woman pursed her lips and crossed her arms, glanced at the young man and muttered in a low voice, "It's really poor enough, okay, you have sent it, you can go."
The young man didn't seem to have any intention of leaving, "You don't want to thank me for it?"
The woman's brows furrowed, "Thank you, I wish you had thrown him on the mountain and fed him to the wild dogs.
Li Xiangsheng, who was lying on the ground, was surprised by his sister's femme fatale and rubbed his purple thighs that had been kicked.
"Haha, okay, I should go too, Brother Li should rest early, that little brother wishes you to be on the list as soon as possible,
When the woman saw that the young man was leaving, she put down her arms around her and said eagerly, "Hey!
The young man turned around and said suspiciously, "Didn't you rush me away just now, why?
"Get out of here!"
Walking on the empty street, the young man shook his head and leaked a smile, the young man's name is Cheng Anxu, he is the closed disciple of Yuan Dao Zhenren on Heming Mountain, and Li Xiangsheng's two brothers and sisters have also known each other for a long time.
"Yo, the little brother is so handsome,"
"Huh?" Cheng Anxu stopped for a moment, looking for prestige, only to see that in the corner of a house, there was a person wearing a white mopping smoke cage Baishui skirt, covered with moon satin embroidered magnolia clothes, lined with pale pink brocade wrap chest,
There is also a small golden flower embroidered on the placket of the chest, the top of the head is Lingyun fairy bun, the rouge is on the face, the red fat is smeared on the lips, and the graceful body is constantly writhing in the arms of a man with an obsessive face.
After looking at it for a while, he shouted in shock, "Bah! bold and demonic!
Cheng Anxu said and took out a yellow paper talisman from his arms and threw it towards the woman, with a loud bang,
In a cloud of gray smoke, a tongue more than a meter long with a forked tip appeared, and then I saw a snake head covered with white sharp scales, and above the huge snake head, the two fist-sized eyes were emitting a vicious light, staring at him coldly.
Seeing this, Cheng Anxu swallowed his saliva in a daze, "This is really a big deal, and it may not be able to be done! Fake wine harms people, harms people!"
But he still chuckled and said disdainfully, it turned out to be a snake spirit......! Well, it's not easy to cultivate, so don't retreat quickly!
Otherwise, you will be beaten until your soul is scattered today, and you will never be able to enter reincarnation! The giant python hissed, opened its bloody mouth, and writhed its huge body towards Cheng An.
Cheng Anxu saw that his threat was useless, so he pinched it with his hand, and his body quickly bypassed the attack of the giant python, but the fishy wind still made Cheng Anxu's not strong stomach churn.
"The little Taoist's flesh and blood is the most replenished, come, let my sister taste your body~
"Forget it, my master is still waiting for me to come home for dinner, can I make an appointment another day?"
Cheng Anxu responded resignedly, while carefully watching the python's reaction,
The giant python was stunned for a moment and muttered inwardly, "Is this kid really stupid or pretending to be crazy and stupid?" But my charm actually doesn't work for him! It seems that he has to prepare for the battle with all his might, and as he spoke, a green light flashed all over his body, and streams of green smoke immediately rose and rolled up.
When the saliva dripping from his mouth fell to the ground, a trace of white smoke rose from the ground where the green granite was laid and quickly corroded into a hole.
Cheng Anxu's eyes widened at this time, and his face was full of tears of remorse, "Ahem! That, if it's okay, I'll retire first, after all, it's not easy to practice, isn't it?"
The giant python rose up as if it was humiliated, and swept towards Cheng Anxu with a flick of its tail, and Cheng Anxu jumped on a roof at this moment.
It's not going to go at this moment, it's not going to go, after all, this is what I provoked, if I go, I'm afraid that this people will inevitably have a catastrophe, and I'm afraid that after the master knows, I'm afraid that my life will be difficult to protect, if that's it, it's better to give the monster food.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, let's go, can you leave after you eat me?
"Yo, my little brother is really great, sister, my saliva is moving,
At this time, a cyan figure fell down like a meteor, and the whole earth trembled, and the giant python was even more suppressed by this earth-shattering momentum, and then turned into the appearance of the woman and knelt on the ground and said, "Ask the great immortal to spare his life!
I just want to cast a spell to try to see the cultivation.,I happened to be bumped into by this path.,The little demon doesn't mean harmless.
"What!?" Cheng Anxu stood on the wall and accused, Master, don't listen to her nonsense, try to see if Xiu Wei has put a person's head in his mouth?
"This ...... Saying that, the woman lowered her head, in short, this is the last time, please spare me once for the sake of my cultivation that is not easy.
Cheng Anxu raised his head and said, "I have already given you a chance, but you don't cherish it yourself, and the master beat her to death!"
Yuan Dao Zhenren glared at Na Cheng Anxu and said, "Shut up!
"Yes, yes, yes, in vain, you should fight, you should beat, Cheng Anxu shrank his neck and slapped his mouth twice, and then squatted on the wall with a lewd smile.
Yuan Dao Zhenren turned his head and took out a bottle of pill from his arms, poured out one and stretched out his hand to the snake demon and said, "This is Julei Dan, if you harm people again, you will be destroyed by the thunder of the sky, eat it and I will let you go,
"Thank you Daxian for not killing, the little demon will definitely be rewarded with his life!"
"Okay, let's forget about life as a reward or something, practice hard and become an immortal as soon as possible to be worthy of the penance of the past hundred years,
"Thank you Daxian for your advice,"
Then Yuan Dao Zhenren walked to the root of the wall, "Come down!