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The lingua franca of the universe throughout the text deserves to be so abstract even a diagram. Gu Hanhan's universal language of the universe is so bad that he basically can't understand anything except numbers.

Gu Hanhan looked up at Zheng Wenwen, Zheng Wenwen also looked unlucky, his cosmic lingua franca was even worse, and she usually took a single-digit exam in this course.

"Why don't you wait for Anthony to come back?" asked Zheng Wenwen, "He seems to be quite good?"

Gu Hanhan waved his hand: "If you even count on him to order food, it seems useless for the two of us!"

So, the moment of testing wisdom has come.

Follow the hints you get from some valuable historical and cultural heritage (martial arts), and when you can't order for some reason, you can point to the side and announce, "Serve as usual". It's a master key to where you use it.

So, Gu Hanhan lowered his head and pretended to look at the menu, and glanced at the table next to him. The tables in the African savannah are sparsely arranged, and this is not a good thing to do. Gu Hanhan's eyes should have been glimpsed into a hanging triangle, and he finally saw clearly-

On the left front, next to the dirt, there is a fat man. The fat man is dressed in a suit and leather shoes, sitting in a proper posture and with a good demeanor. Snow-white lace tablecloth on the table, silk napkins on the tablecloth, full set of knives and forks, sterling silver plates, sparkling crystal cups – all in all, the score is huge.

However, with such a big score, there was a small cup on the table with a big belly open bottle. There are more than half bottles of colorless transparent liquid in the open bottle, and the fat man is pouring it into a small cup and drinking it slowly.

Gu Hanhan has reason to believe that the colorless transparent liquid in the bottle is undoubtedly boiled water - hey, another stupid child who was fooled by geo-food therapy.

If you are sick, you have to be cured, and there is a bird for just drinking water!

Whether it's snowy mountains and rivers in the Himalayas, or Devonian glacial meltwater in Antarctica, boiled water is boiled water, and you really hope that thing will cure your genetic disease? Whoever spends money to drink this is stupid - yes, that fat man is stupid enough. The glass of water in front of him probably can't be taken down for three or five hundred yuan, right? Silly X, go to my house and drink it, and it's full for five cents.

PASS, PASS, this PASS drops!

Gu Hanhan moved his gaze downwards and noticed a father and son squatting in the grass on the right side and below.

The father and son have a reddish complexion, red with black, black with purple, anyway, I can't tell what color it is. However, regardless of the poor skin color, the dress is very magnificent, which can be called two moving jewelry shelves. Seeing that Gu Hanhan was very envious, he almost wanted to go up and shake it. Looking at the table again, the content is also very rich, and the cups, plates and saucers are placed on the table, as if it is a very good imitation object......

"Waiter, give me ...... Oh, no-" Fortunately, Gu Hanhan took a second look, otherwise today's meal would have been a smash.

There is a table full of two moving jewelry shelves, but what is in that bowl and plate?

White rice, red rice, black rice, yellow rice......

Soy sauce, vinegar, chili water, pepper noodles, mustard, sesame oil, salad dressing......

Nima doesn't have a single dish, it's all rice and seasoning!

This isn't the lobby of a restaurant, this is the back of the restaurant, right?

This is no longer something that geo-food therapy can explain.

And these two don't look like they are sick - skin color changes are not very serious physical mutations, in the latest edition of the "List of Cosmic Diseases", simple skin color mutations are even classified as Class E, and it can hardly be said to be a genetic mutation disease.

The large moving jewelry rack scoops up a large piece of rice with a spoon, dips it in the soy sauce water, and quickly puts it in the mouth to chew. While eating, he also said to the small jewelry shelf that was also eating enthusiastically: "Taste, this is called food!"

Gu Hanhan suddenly felt that the worldview formed in her eighteen years of life had been greatly impacted, could it be said that soy sauce soaked rice was the real delicacy of the world? For a while, Gu Hanhan had the urge to go home and give it a try.

Hey, you can't afford to hurt the big dog from the mineral star! Poor boy, there's never been anything good, right?

This can only be PASSED......

Gu Hanhan's gaze tried to drift farther away, trying to find an object to imitate. However, everywhere you can see it, it's all miserable. As far away, no longer visible......

Gu Hanhan was completely deflated, closed the menu, and looked up at the waiter: "Do you recommend one?"

Zheng Wenwen was also afraid that the waiter would recommend a high-end restaurant's characteristic earth dish with boiled water, lettuce leaves and even boiled vegetables in plain water, so she hurriedly added: "It's okay if it's not a special dish, the key is to have a good taste." ”

The waiter recommended one: salted cucumbers in secret sauce and praised it: "This dish is made from cucumbers ripened on the day of the summer solstice, accompanied by our secret sauce." Our salt is made from cliff salt at a height of more than 3,000 meters and various natural materials, our vinegar sauce is authentic Shanxi old vinegar, aged for more than five years, our sauce is ......"

Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen looked at each other, and then shook their heads together: Eat a cucumber and I'll go to your house?

The waiter thought about it and recommended another one: "Pearl Jade Jade Hibiscus." ”

The name sounds like a solid one. Gu Hanhan thought, it should be meatball soup or something, right? Pearl is meatballs, jade is green vegetables, hibiscus is minced chicken, well, green vegetables and chicken minced meatball soup. Meat and vegetarian matching, there are vegetables and soups, which is very good. But...... Is it really green vegetable and chicken meatball soup? Gu Hanhan looked at Zheng Wenwen uncertainly. Zheng Wenwen was happy, and asked directly: "Then you can introduce me." ”

As usual, the waiter pitched in an admiring tone of appreciation: "This dish is one of our signature dishes in the 'March Rabbit's Nest', cooked by our No. 1 chef himself." This ingredient is all selected from the small cabbage hand-grown by non-mechanized planting farms between 23.26 ± 0.1 degrees north latitude of the earth.

Vegetarian stir-fried cabbage!

Co-authored pearls are not balls, they are garlic!

Zheng Wenwen couldn't hold back and smiled.

It's also worth tasting? Who likes to taste it, I don't taste it anyway.

Gu Hanhan was annoyed and ashamed: Spending money and labor, is it easy for me to eat a big meal?

"Snap" put the recipe in his hand, Gu Hanhan raised his eyes to the waiter: "We are the natives of the earth?"

On the other side, Zheng Wenwen nodded with a strong voice, and the meaning on her face was quite obvious: So don't take out things like vegetable leaves, tap water, and so on to fool us.

"I'm so sorry!" the waiter bowed deeply, apologetically quite sincerely. Then, straightening up, he stepped forward, dropped the menu in Gu Hanhan's hand, slid his fingers quickly a few times, called out a vegetable soup, and said, "In this case, we solemnly recommend this soup dish to you, Queen Soup." ”

Queen's soup?

Gu Hanhan carefully distinguished the projection in front of him. Some lotus-shaped unknown objects in the thick white and clear soup, how to look at it makes people feel suspicious,

"This is ......" Gu Hanhan raised his head hesitantly, "This is like radish soup?"

"It's really turnip soup, you have an extraordinary eye and accurate judgment. The waiter praised her.

Gu Hanhan threw away the menu angrily: What kind of thing? It's just a black shop.

Zheng Wenwen asked, "I said, don't you have meat dishes in your house?"

In line with the principle of making trouble, Gu Hanhan added a tip: "For example, potato beef stew, sweet and sour pork ribs or something?"

However, the waiter who ordered the food refused to cooperate with the trouble, and did not say "Please turn right when you go out to eat potato and beef stew, there is a Northeast cuisine restaurant not far from the next door" or anything, but said seriously: "I'm sorry, this restaurant is an all-vegetarian restaurant." ”

Zheng Wenwen looked at the name tag on the waiter's chest, one letter at a time: "F-u-z-z-y, fuzzy." ”

"Feith?" Gu Hanhan followed up and spoke, "lop-eared rabbit?"

"I think I can see why it's the 'March Rabbit's Nest'. Zheng Wenwen said.

"I get it, too. Gu Hanhan spread his hands, "My mistake." "After that, I got up with my bag.

"The two young ladies are so beautiful, why don't you try vegetarian food?" Although he didn't stop him directly, the waiter with the name lop rabbit spoke at the right time. He politely said, "According to the universal therapeutic standards of the galaxy, a vegetarian diet has more beauty benefits than meat...... For example, our queen soup, the ladies of the whole galaxy, all who have tasted it are very highly evaluated. ”

After praising the benefits of vegetarian food in this way, the waiter suddenly paused, leaned over and said in a voice that only three people could hear: "Let's order this dish for the two of you!" In fact, this radish soup is based on the vegetarian recipe of the Empress Dowager Cixi of the Qing Dynasty, the last feudal dictatorship in China more than 2,000 years ago. Don't look at it as just a radish soup, in fact, more than 30 kinds of meat are used in front of it. What kind of frying, cooking, stir-frying, simmering, stewing, all the techniques that can be counted, this dish has it. It tastes better than meat, and you won't taste a little bit of meat. If you think, the Empress Dowager Cixi can't even taste it. Now I can give you a 10% discount, and I will also send you a green fragrant crystal rice, ah, it is white rice. You see, you only order one dish, and you can eat well and be full......"

Oh, my God...... You lamb and dog meat - oh, rabbits who sell broth with grass!

The lop-eared rabbit blinked, and smiled to reveal the two dimples: "The two of you must keep it secret, otherwise I will be hunted down by the boss." ”

Gu Hanhan found that this rabbit still listened to it when he laughed. It's not the kind of beauty that genetically modified people are so beautiful that people lack oxygen to the brain, but a kind of good-looking that makes people feel ironed from the heart out.