Chapter 60 Report Diarrhea

In fact, you don't have to think about it, you can guess about it.

First of all, it is impossible for a male student to buy something for them, because the boy's money will only be spent on the girl, and it will only be spent on the girl she likes.

Or where the heavy color light friend said.

Seeing the fruit on the table, Chen Yang didn't speak, but chose to put the apple in the forehead drawer.

This kind of thing is normal in college, just like women chasing men, maybe not common in society, but in college, it is a very common thing.

Because whether it is a boy or a girl, they will not suppress the thoughts in their hearts, and they will dare to do what they want to do, and they will not worry a lot at all.

So in college, it's not just boys who are sullen.

When he came to the class, Chen Yang observed that the girls were quite crowded, and the boys were much empty, at least a third of them did not arrive.

It seems that there are a lot of people who think the same way as the third and fourth.

As long as one person sits at a table, it is usually a representative from the dormitory who comes to help answer.

Zhang Kun saw the drink on the table, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, opened it and took a sip, then a voice came from the front, "Zhao Kun, hello, my name is Su Rui, is the drink delicious? If it's delicious, I'll bring you another bottle tomorrow, can we make friends." ”

Zhao Kun, who was drinking water, almost didn't squirt out, although the girls in the class took off their camouflage uniforms and changed into the casual clothes they usually liked.

But this Suri is really superb.

If you are short, you are not afraid, you are not afraid of pimples, you are not afraid of eating fat, and it doesn't matter if you have black spots.

But if these are all in one person, then there is a horror.

Seeing Su Rui's serious expression, Zhao Kun wanted to die, but it was not easy to refuse, no, everyone had drunk all the drinks, so he had to deal with it, and then opened his hand and played.

In fact, except for Su Rui in the class, everything else is okay, especially Zhang Yi, who is one meter six or eight tall, has a great figure, white skin, and a gentle and lovely speech.

Chen Yang found out about the time she was wearing a camouflage uniform, but at that time she only scored 70 points, and now she can at least reach more than 80 points.

Before the counselor came in, the whole class kept talking, probably due to the lack of boys, not a lot of talking, most of them were playing on their mobile phones.

The girls' area is full of words and chatter.

So the scene between Zhao Kun and Su Rui just now, except for their dormitory, no one else found out.

"God of Song, you have a lot of pursuits?" The fourth child laughed lewdly when he saw that Su Rui was just expressing it to him euphemistically.

"Get out! In my heart, there is only Li Yu, and I don't look down on any other woman. The third child is expressing a vow of love.

"It's a pity that Li Yu doesn't like you at all, so you have unrequited love every day, right?"

"Ignore me, that's because I haven't worked hard enough, and the next step is to start implementing my plan, stalking. ”

"I have already bought off her best friend in her dormitory and told me her itinerary and plans for today. ”

The third child swore that a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water.

Chasing women in college, you have to have Zhao Kun's strength, if you are afraid and shy because others reject you, then you are destined to be a bachelor in school.

While chatting in the class, I heard the sound of high heels hitting the floor, a "click" sound.

The class also became quiet in an instant, although I had seen the counselor in the class during the military training, and I could see it every day.

But it was all just a face-to-face and left, and there was not much communication at all.

Now it's different, today is the first class, and it's also the counselor's class, and she teaches college English.

As the voice became louder and louder, counselor Wang Jing also came to the class.

To be honest, the counselor looked prettier and sexier than many of the girls in our class.

Especially her long hair, straightened and windless, really attracts the attention of perverts.

When I arrived in the class, Wang Jing looked at the students in the class, and after a while, he began to take a roll call, if I found out who dared to answer for others, then he would definitely fail his English class.

As soon as her words fell, she heard the boys behind her start to call and report, telling them to get up quickly and run over as fast as they could.

One by one, I was nervous.

At this time, the third and fourth children both gave Chen Yang a thumbs up, "Second child, you really have a prescient name." ”

Chen Yang just smiled and didn't speak.

For answering for students, it does exist in college, and it is universal, but this depends on your score.

For example, on the first day of class today, the substitute teacher is also a counselor, if you dare to skip class, isn't that a slap in the face of the counselor?

If you don't give face to your counselor, will you be able to have a better college life in the future?

Teachers are different from teachers, and some teachers are still doing what they should do on the podium no matter what happens below.

In such a teacher's class, it must be fine, skipping class casually, because he usually doesn't roll call, even if he is named, he just reads according to the list on the podium, and as for who answers, he doesn't care at all.

Wang Jing is also a very experienced counselor, just by glancing at the class, she knows that there are many people missing,

That's why I said the roll call, and I still waited for the meeting, just to give them the opportunity to let them inform the news.

If it's all like this, and someone dares to skip class, then don't blame her.

Chen Yang and Wang Jing inadvertently looked at each other, only to see Wang Jing smiling at him, I don't know what it means.

Chen Yang, who was laughing, was furious in his heart.

I was still playing with my phone, but I put it down awkwardly.

I thought to myself, I didn't offend her in any way! Why did I look at myself in that light?

It's not that he is afraid of her in his heart, but he can't understand Wang Jing's intentions.

After waiting for nearly five minutes, Wang Jing began to pick up the roster and began to roll call them one by one.

"Qin Yu?"

"Here!"

"Zhang Fei?"

"To"

"Song Yuan?"

Wang Jing shouted twice in front and looked at the boy behind him.

"Is Song Yuan here?"

At this time, Qin Yu, who was sitting in the back, glanced at Wang Jing from time to time, and found that she had been staring at her again, and she was conflicted in her heart, and she didn't know whether to answer or not.

Just as he was hesitating, he heard a voice from outside the door, "Arrived!"

Wang Jing looked at Song Yuan, who was panting, and did not get angry, but smiled and said, "Why are you late?"

"Report to the teacher, I had a bad stomach last night, and I was weak," he said, touching the sweat on his head.

It was as if the sweat had not escaped from him, but had come out of nothing.

Regarding his excuse, Wang Jing just smiled, didn't debunk it, and let him in.

Then proceed to roll call.

"Zhang Peng?"

As long as he does not answer at the first time, it can generally be judged that he is late or absent from class.

When Wang Jing was shouting for the second time, Zhang Peng's voice was the same as Qin Yu's, and he also ran outside, and then replied.

"Why are you late?" Wang Jing still asked.

"Report to the teacher, I'm having diarrhea!" As soon as Zhang Peng's voice fell, he heard a burst of laughter in the class.

The laughter of his classmates also instantly blinded him, standing at the door at a loss, not knowing why he was laughing, and then a boy ran in from outside and gave him a perfect explanation.

"Report!"

Wang Jing looked at it and said, "Late, give me an explanation?"

"Report to the teacher, I don't know what I ate last night that was not clean, and I had a stomach all night, so I slept over. ”、

At this time, there was another burst of laughter in the class.

The excuse of diarrhea is estimated to be used by many people in the future.

"You can't make any excuses, it's all diarrhea, one, two, three. ”

Just as Wang Jing was training a few of them, there was another burst of five or six from behind.

"Report, report, report. ”

"You don't all have diarrhea, right?" Wang Jing said as he looked at the group of people.

"I don't have diarrhea, I have a cold, I went to the school doctor, I don't know where he found a handful of medicine, let Wang Jing take a look. ”

"Don't make it up there, hurry back to your seat, if you're late today, follow the class leader to clean up after school in the afternoon. ”

Wang Jing was too lazy to listen to them making up nonsense one by one.

Because she also came from this age, of course she knows the Tao here.

Just like Chen Yang, he has predicted many things.

For English classes, Chen Yang is the most reluctant to listen, and he has no English cells.

Learning English is the same as listening to books, but it's very strenuous.

Although I have been studying for a year and am familiar with a lot, I still have a headache when I pick up an English book.

If this was before, he would have been playing with his mobile phone for a while, but now of course he doesn't want to waste time so much, so he listened patiently.

The second class is the professional course "Principles of Management".

The reason why Chen Yang chose this major when he went to school was because of how to manage his own business in the future.

So for professional courses, he is still very serious about learning

In the first class, I learned what management is and the concept of management.

I heard the teacher standing on the podium and explaining, what is management?

Management refers to the process of managers in an organization who coordinate the activities of others through the implementation of functions such as planning, organizing, leading, coordinating, and controlling, so that others can achieve the set goals with themselves.

If you want to learn management well, you need to take many courses, including advanced mathematics, linear algebra, probability theory and mathematical statistics, management, economics, accounting, financial management, etc.

Chen Yang is still more serious about learning the management course, and now he knows that after all, people need to reach a certain bottom temperature in order to make a difference at a critical moment.

It's like people often say, "Who told you that you will succeed in struggle, but if you don't struggle, you will not succeed." ”

For the third and fourth children, listening to the old man lecturing on it, it is better to lie on the table and sleep for a while, so that they can nourish their spirits during the day and play games at night.

With a song "Lilacs," the morning class ended.

When the flowers wither

When the picture freezes

What a delicate flower

But he can't hide from the wind and rain

Floating, shaking, swaying

How much beauty has turned into a dream

Just like that, I came in a hurry

I'll be worried for the rest of my life.