Chapter 15: Master Chen Geng

"What happened to the car of bad luck?" Chen Geng said with a smile: "Let me tell you, I am a Chinese, we Chinese have a lot of magic to eliminate bad luck, well, we call it magic." ”

Spell?

What is a spell?

The eyes of a group of people were full of confusion and doubt: can spells really remove bad luck?

Chen Geng waved his hand: "You don't have to worry about what is going on, in short, you can watch from the sidelines when I cast the spell in two days, and you will know when the time comes." ”

Is that the case? The boss really has such profound mana that can remove bad luck?

Everyone didn't believe it very much, but looking at Chen Geng's serious appearance, it didn't look like he was talking nonsense, and he couldn't help but be a little skeptical for a while: Maybe the boss really has mana?

Believe it or not, but one thing is certain, China has always been synonymous with red, centralized, mysterious, oh, and the "kung fu" that the world knows with Bruce Lee, maybe the boss really has a way to defuse the bad luck of this Ferrari......

No one noticed the smile on the corner of Chen Geng's mouth when he went out: The car of bad luck?

Just by virtue of the buddy's luck of being tossed by the will of the universe and tossing the past unscathed (as for the current situation, let's not talk about it), what kind of bad luck car can't be stopped?

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A group of people looked at Chen Geng with awe, as if an invisible force was enveloping Chen Geng's body.

At this moment, Chen Geng is no longer dressed as he usually wears overalls, jeans and jackets, but is wearing an apricot-colored robe, a hat on his head that must be like an eaves, a pair of cloth shoes that look extremely mysterious on his feet, a wooden sword made of wood (peach) in his hand, and a gesture that looks extremely mysterious and responsible with one hand, and there are words in his mouth...... It must be mysterious oriental magic.

What is Chen Geng's mouth? As long as we get closer, we can hear it......

"The heavenly spirit is spiritual, the earth is spiritual, the Taishang Laojun is here to manifest the spirit, and the divine soldiers are as urgent as the law...... Forget it, let's repeat it again, the heavenly spirit is spiritual, the old king is coming to manifest the spirit, and the divine soldiers are as urgent as the law......

But these words fell on the ears of Ms. Rachel, Statham, and others, and they felt that this must be a spell of mysterious oriental magic, and it must be the kind that has been passed down for thousands of years, otherwise why would it sound like a mysterious beauty?

"Close!"

Chen Geng, who finally couldn't make it anymore, drew a talisman in the air with both hands, and the peachwood sword pulled a sword flower, inserted the rune paper that had been prepared on the table into the peachwood sword, and shouted: "Go!"

The rune paper burned violently with a "bang".

"It's on!

Looking at this fireless and spontaneously combustible rune paper, a group of awe-inspiring melon-eating people exclaimed in unison, looking at their boss's gaze with even more awe: It's amazing!

Although I don't know how powerful it is, but at a glance, I know that it is more powerful than the pastor of the church, anyway, we have never seen a pastor of a church who can make a piece of paper with mysterious symbols painted on it suddenly burn by itself, compared with the boss, those priests of the church take a cup to fill it with water and say that it is holy water, which is simply low to the extreme.

Some of the owners of second-hand car dealerships who heard that Fernandez was going to use oriental magic to remove bad luck from a car of doom, as well as the melon-eating people who came to buy and sell cars, all had eyes as big as cow's eggs: What kind of spell is this?

Even the part-time White sister looked at it one by one, and she didn't dare to come out of the atmosphere, although Miss Xiao Ji is a Chinese who can't be a whole family, but she was born in the United States since she was a child, and she subconsciously rejects all Chinese things.

For a while, the little girl's heart was a little complicated: Is this the power of that mysterious land?

Chen Gengke didn't know what the people around him were thinking, and he didn't know that he was actually bluffed by a bunch of foreigners' IC cards, IP cards, and IQ cards if he dared to perform anywhere in the country...... 's balance fell down rubbingly, and now he was sweating on the tip of his nose: Nima has no problem pretending to be in front, but don't make a mess at the end, it would be too embarrassing to pretend to be X and pretend to be stupid X......

Wielding the peachwood sword in the air and making two random gestures, the peachwood sword turned around, and stuffed the rune paper into the wine bowl in front of him, and the high-level Moutai wine specially bought from the store burst into flames, and the blue flame suddenly jumped up a foot high - of course, the real Moutai does not have such a burning effect, in order to bluff people more, Chen Geng deliberately secretly mixed some alcohol in Moutai.

It's almost there, it's just two steps away!

The peachwood sword pulled a sword flower again, put it on the table with both hands, and quickly clasped the wine bowl with his right hand, resisting the urge to grin his teeth, Chen Geng shouted: "Cheng!"

And that's it?

A group of foreigners widened their eyes in unison.

Of course, it's not yet, and there is still one last step to go.

Chen Geng held the wine bowl in his left hand, reached into the wine bowl with his right hand and dipped it, and kept bounced the residual wine in his hand on the body and around the car, and there were words in his mouth......

Finally, after the round was played, Chen Geng also secretly breathed a sigh of relief: he finally didn't smash it.

Returning to the front of the car again, he reached into the wine bowl with his right hand, drew a mysterious-looking symbol in the void in the air, and then casually put the wine bowl on the table, and kept turning over various handprints on his hands: lion print, treasure bottle seal, Dahui knife print......

These handprints are still when he was in Wolfsburg when he learned to fish for girls in the bar, the German girl's immunity to this kind of handprint with the taste of the Oriental mysteries is simply zero, relying on this hand, Chen Geng is very scourge of some Germanic girls, and now it is used to fool a group of American fools who have never seen these complex Buddhist handprints are simply killing chickens with a knife, as for why he is wearing a Taoist robe but making a Buddhist handprint, this Chen Geng doesn't care, who let him not learn the Taoist "Lin, soldiers, fights, people, all, arrays, columns, in, The former "nine-character mantra mudra."

shouted with a serious face again: "Demon, why don't you leave quickly?!"

That's it.

Seeing that Chen Geng began to take off his robe, and seeing that Chen Gengjie's handprints had already seen mosquito coils in their eyes, the second-hand car dealers in Detroit City couldn't hold back any longer: "Fernandez, has the bad luck of this car been removed?"

"Of course it is. Chen Geng wiped the sweat from his forehead, this busy work, coupled with this heavy robe, made him very hot. While undressing, he didn't forget to scare the foreigner: "But the idea of bad luck attached to this Ferrari is very strong, fortunately, my mana is strong, and I may not be able to do it if someone else comes." ”

"Yes, yes," the man who spoke to Chen Geng nodded again and again, his head nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "You are the most powerful mage I have ever seen...... Well, Fernandez, how much would it cost if you were to do a puja?"

It seems that this old man's family has not been very calm recently, Chen Geng glanced at this old man: "I'm sorry, Todd, I can't do things in the West." ”

"Huh?" Todd, who determined with his own eyes how strong Chen Geng's mana was, didn't expect Chen Geng to refuse, he was stunned for a moment, and began to stutter when he spoke: "For...... Why?"

"Because the West is your God's territory," Chen Geng looked at each other like a fool: "Our Eastern God is the Sanqing Dao Ancestor, if I come to your God's territory to do things, isn't it tantamount to grabbing land?"

Todd scratched his head: "Like...... yes. ”

Think about it, why can't you Christians eat it in our East, and you Westerners have hardly heard of Taoism in our East? After saying that, Chen Geng turned around and was about to leave, he knew too well the lethality of this kind of seeming words to these disciples.

Sure enough, as a pure Christian, hearing Chen Geng's words, Todd, who had never thought about this question, felt that Fernandez's words seemed to lift a layer of fog in front of him: Could it be that the immortals used this way to divide their territory...... Today, Lao Tzu is here to see how Fernandez breaks the bad luck and curse of this "car of doom", but I am not here to listen to this, the glory of the Lord will surely shine on every corner of the earth, the reason why it has not yet shone to the east is not that the Lord's ability is insufficient, but that it will take a little time, God, please forgive me for my doubts about you.

If Fernandez's mana is really so profound, then ......

Great, go to the church and pray to God before asking Fernandez to help him do things, and ask God to forgive himself this poor lamb, it's not that I am not devout to your faith, it's just that I can't meet a priest with such profound mana - of course, with the power of the bishop, it will definitely solve my problem, but how can I have the opportunity to invite the noble bishop.

drew a cross on his chest to apologize, and Todd hurriedly chased after him: "Fernandez, Fernandez, let's not talk about this for a while, has the bad luck of your car been removed?"

As he spoke, Chen Geng had already opened the car door and sat down, put his left hand on the door frame and asked Todd: "I'm going to test the car now, do you want to come with me?"

After hesitating for a moment, Todd shook his head wryly: "Forget it, I'll drive behind you." ”

Your mana is profound, even if the bad luck is not completely removed, the remaining bit of bad luck is probably not your opponent, but I can't, and I don't have mana, what if the bad luck is not removed and the anger is vented on me? To be on the safe side, I'd better drive myself.