Shen Xialuo's "Happy Papa" became more and more energetic, and Qiao Baojian was treated as a drum kit, and began to play music.

The more he shot, the more he got high, but Qiao Baojian screamed again and again, and the baby fat on his cheeks shook and shook, but he was really a little bit cute as a baby.

Zhang Zifeng hid behind the two elder brothers, giggled, and laughed like a little fool.

"Sir, are you still satisfied with my service?

Shen Xialuo smiled with layers of folds, and as soon as he bent down and stretched out his hand, he waited for Qiao Baojian to pay.

"Still 298? Just like you, 98 is too expensive for me!"

Qiao Baojian rubbed his back that was reddened, and looked at Shen Xialuo with disgust.

"It's okay, then 98, count your discount! You're our old customer anyway, and you should give some discounts!"

Shen Xialuo's hand hadn't retracted yet, his smile was even brighter, and his folds were even more.

Qiao Baojian ignored him, his fat hand was spread, his left calf was shaking, and his little eyes were full of disdain: "No!

"Hey, don't you? I'll pat you again!"

Shen Xialuo raised his hand, his palm was nested, and it smashed on Qiao Baojian's back like a rainstorm, and said with a sly smile, "Do you want to give money?"

Qiao Baojian first endured not to squeak, and then reluctantly hurled a sentence in English: "If you want money, I have none; If you want life， I have one.”

"Yo ho, will you too?"

"Of course, you think you'll be the only one you can, and I can do two sentences in loose English!"

At this time, Wei Baichen quietly walked to Xiao Guiyuan's side, bent down to cover his ears, and said with a smile: "Brother Charlotte, Brother Baojian, you two don't speak English anymore! This kid feels that he will fail English in the future!"

"Hahaha......"

When Qiao Baojian and Shen Xialuo heard this, they stopped making trouble, packed up their farm tools with everyone, and returned to the mushroom house along the rugged path......

"The old cow returning at dusk is my companion, and the blue sky is with the sunset in my chest...... Forgotten on the country road, walking on the country road......"

Zhang Zifeng was in a good mood, leading everyone to sing songs, and her clean and clear voice echoed on the country roads, attracting many local villagers to look around.

My sister specializes in film and television performances, but she has to rap quite well, without any bells and whistles, just simple and clean and beautiful.

On a whim, Wei Baichen also joined the chorus.

And then......

The chorus becomes Solo.

Solo becomes the scene of a car crash......

The villagers who looked at the probe turned from intoxicated to shocked, and they all retracted their necks and looked at the young man in front of them with strange eyes.

In their village, which pays attention to singing and dancing, this guy will definitely be a bachelor for the rest of his life, even if he is as handsome as Wu Yanzu, it will not work.

"Dabai, you...... I'll give you money! If not, 298!" Qiao Baojian held back for a long time, and finally vomited.

"Hahaha, Da Bai, look at what you have forced Qiao Baojian to be! The stinger who asks for money and has no life, will give you money and beg you to stop singing!"

Shen Xialuo blocked his ears exaggeratedly and said to him with a grin.

To be honest, in Wei Baichen's ears, his singing voice was still very graceful, and he didn't know that he was singing badly.

"Sister, am I singing and running away again?"

"No, no off-key. ”

After hearing Zhang Zifeng's answer, Wei Baichen felt a lot better.

Peng Yuchang quietly approached his sister: "Sister, why have you learned to deceive people? This is not like you?"

"It's not a lie, Brother Dabai didn't go out of tune at all, because he wasn't in tune from the beginning!"

Zhang Zifeng said mischievously and loudly, and glanced back at Wei Baichen after speaking.

"Hahaha!"

Everyone laughed, even though Wei Baichen looked embarrassed.

Have you lost the door to music in your life? Are the two popular singing variety shows "I Am Liby Laundry Detergent" and "What Is Your Dream" completely closed the door to themselves?

Wei Baichen felt a little lost in his heart, in fact, he still likes to sing.

As soon as the tree-planting team returned to the house, they smelled the aroma of vegetables in the air, which was a special aroma mixed with various dishes, which was very appetizing.

Except for Shen Xialuo, who lay down on the cushion and shouted "tired", the rest of the people ran to the kitchen to watch Mr. Huang's cooking.

He Jiong smiled at everyone while accompanied by sesame oil carrot shreds: "Hey!

"yes, I'm starving. ”

Peng Yuchang stared at all kinds of dishes and replied absentmindedly.

Wei Baichen also looked directly at the dishes: cooked peanuts, shredded cucumbers, stir-fried bean sprouts, minced meat, shredded chicken......

Huang Lei rarely didn't scold Peng Peng, a foodie, looking at the sweat on his forehead and the mud on his arms, he smiled and said, "Wait, it's okay right away! Let me scoop up the noodles first." And Dabai, you stand far away, don't drip saliva into the dish. ”

Wei Baichen wiped his mouth embarrassedly: "Teacher Huang, are you making shredded chicken noodles?"

"Hey, you know this?"

Huang Lei scooped the noodles into a large colander with chopsticks, put them into the cold water prepared in advance, and then quickly copied them: "Dabai, you bring the noodles outside, use a fan to cool down the noodles again, and I will add some minced garlic and sesame paste, and we will start the meal!"

"Okay!"

Wei Baichen got the order, immediately picked up the noodles and walked back to the living room, and the rest of the people also helped bring the dishes to the table and prepare to eat.

After a while, Huang Lei was holding a plate of minced garlic and chopped green onions, and Zhang Zifeng followed behind Huang Dad with a stack of chopsticks.

"Hey, Charlotte, don't sleep, get up and eat. ”

Huang Lei kicked Shen Xialuo's ass with his foot.

"Teacher Huang, I'll get up right away, I'm tired from this morning!"

Shen Xialuo turned over, put his arm on his forehead, and said weakly on his back.

He Jiong saw him like this, and hurriedly said, "It's okay, why are you tired like this?"

"It's okay, I'm just tired. Shen Xialuo shook his head.

As soon as Qiao Baojian saw his virtue, he immediately dismantled the stage: "Teacher Huang, Teacher He, don't deceive him! He didn't even lift a hoe except to cheer me up all morning!"

Huang Lei was surprised: "Really?"

His eyes were on Zhang Zifeng and Wei Baichen.

In his mind, these two people are reliable.

Without waiting for Wei Baichen and Zhang Zifeng to answer, Ma Dongmei, who was holding the five flowers, quickly answered: "Teacher Huang, what the sword said must be true! Xia Luo, that is a lazy terminal cancer patient, and she is famous in our team!"

"Don't talk nonsense!"

Shen Xialuo immediately denied it.

Ma Dongmei pursed her lips and began to expose his troubles: "Let me tell you, how lazy is Xia Luo." One night, when my sister-in-law was not at home, I went to Charlotte's house to read the script, and found him lying motionless on the couch, screaming that he was starving.

I asked him if he had eaten, and he said he hadn't. I said, "Well, you cook," and he said he didn't want to do it. Then I suggested that he order takeout, and he said that the phone was on the table, and he was too lazy to get up and get ......."

When she finished babbling and complaining, she found that everyone was staring at her.

"What's wrong? What are you looking at me for?"

Everyone laughed and said nothing.

At last.

It was Qiao Baojian who broke the silence.

"Why are you looking for Charlotte on the night of the script, well, my sister-in-law just wasn't at home......"

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