Chapter 2: Huang Laoxi's Bad Idea

"Teacher Huang, Teacher He, what are you discussing?" Zhang Zifeng asked curiously.

She had just been dressed, with two pigtails, and was drinking with a Trensu sleepily.

From a distance, she saw two people with a total of nearly a hundred, secretly discussing something like children, and broke out a few evil laughs from time to time.

Hearing Zhang Zifeng's inquiry, the two old urchins turned around.

Huang Lei still smiled evilly, looking at Zhang Zifeng with a smile, full of the old father's love.

He Jiong greeted warmly: "Morning, sister, where is Peng Peng?"

Zhang Zifeng bit the straw, pointed his hand back, and said, "He's—"

Without waiting for Zifeng to finish speaking, Peng Peng appeared in front of everyone neatly dressed, and blew a hairstyle to cover his forehead.

"Yo Ho, who is this handsome guy? He actually shaved his beard, washed his face, and blew his hairstyle, and the sun came out in the west?" He Jiong deliberately teased him.

"Cough, Mr. He, people are also artists, and they have to take the idol route in the future, and they have to kiss the scene......"

Peng Yuchang scratched the back of his head embarrassedly.

"Brother, are you worried that the new brother will compare you to you?" Zhang Zifeng said sharply.

"How so? As you know about me, I'm like that. Peng Yuchang quibbled.

"Yes!"

He Jiong, Huang Lei, and Zhang Zifeng replied in unison.

Peng Yuchang hurriedly defended: "It's really not, I'm not worried at all that the new regular guests will be ...... than me ...... than me."

Seeing that he was stumbling, Huang Lei began to mend the knife: "What is better than you, more hair than you! I can see it, this is what you are really worried about." Come on, let me see if you have a hair piece. ā€

"Ahh......h

"Hahaha......"

He Jiong saw Peng Peng's embarrassment, and laughed happily several folds.

Zhang Zifeng also pursed his lips and snickered, his eyes curved like crescent moons.

Huang Lei quipped again: "If you really don't worry about being compared, you swear and swear by your kiss scene!"

He Jiong also said: "Yes, yes, yes!"

"Don't, let's swear another one. Peng Yuchang began to bargain.

"Hahahaha......"

Everyone laughed again.

"Getting back to business, let's wait for the newcomer to come, let's ...... like this"

Huang Lei bit their ears with them, and lined up one by one, ready to play tricks on the newcomers.

.........

Wei Baichen got out of the car early, followed the dirt road, and began to head to the mushroom house.

He dragged the box and looked at it as he walked.

The villagers in the stilted building were all dressed in characteristic costumes and looked at him curiously, with friendly eyes in their eyes.

"Hello, hello, hello......"

Wei Baichen smiled and humbly greeted the villagers one by one.

At first, he was a little nervous when he was filmed, but when he saw that the villagers were smiling and responding, he gradually relaxed a lot.

After another 100 meters, a stone bridge appears in front of you, in the shape of a flat boat, spanning the stream.

The bridge deck is narrow and narrow, engraved with ancient auspicious patterns, and the shade of the bridge is also densely covered with moss and snail shells, obviously this bridge is some years old.

Wei Baichen approached curiously, browsed the inscription at the bridgehead - Fuzhou Bridge, crossed the destined people, and added a hundred blessings.

"This is the good wish of the ancient villagers. ā€

He muttered to himself as he reached out and stroked a bat-like pattern.

"Ahh

Wei Baichen screamed and looked at the stone carved bat incredulously: It was it just now...... Biting...... Do you want to take a bite yourself?

He couldn't believe his eyes.

Is it a hallucination?

When he looked closely, the stone-carved bat was motionless.

However, the pain in the fingertips is real, and this is definitely not an illusion!

"What's wrong? What's going on?"

Fat Hu, who followed the photographer, hurriedly stepped forward and asked with concern.

Since the footage of the hurried road was filmed, he had already closed the camera and continued to walk after Wei Baichen.

"It's okay, it's just a scratch. It hurts a little, but it doesn't break. ā€

Wei Baichen didn't dare to explain too much.

"It's okay, the mushroom house is in front. ā€

"Well, let's go faster, then. ā€

Although Wei Baichen was confused, he didn't take it to heart, and quickened his pace and hurried towards the mushroom house.

After a while.

A high-rise mansion with a two-storey wooden building, a pavilion and a cattle and sheep pen next to it comes into view. The entire house is fenced off, leaving a gate pavilion to enter and exit.

This is a mansion in the village, right?

Wei Baichen thought blindly as he struggled to carry the box and climb up the gravel steps.

When he first arrived, he didn't dare to call for help, even though he knew that the four were all stars with excellent personalities.

When he approached the gate, he found that Huang Lei was in a posture of being a man and a man, guarding the door with a serious expression.

Behind him stood He Jiong, Peng Yuchang and Zhang Zifeng, all standing with their hands crossed expressionlessly, like Vajra protectors.

Wei Baichen was confused, he didn't know what they were going to do, could it be that he was unwelcome......

So, he put his suitcase at the door and took the initiative to greet him: "Hello Teacher Huang, hello Teacher He, hello Peng Peng and Zifeng! I am Wei Baichen who is here to participate in the show, you can call me Dabai!

Who knows, the four people on the opposite side still have straight faces, only Zhang Zifeng's small hand was slightly raised, wanting to say hello, but Peng Peng made a look and put it down.

After a few seconds of stalemate.

Huang Lei finally spoke: "Boy, there are many people with more mouths, it's not so easy to come in and eat, you have to go through the test of the four of us." ā€

Wei Baichen suddenly realized, this is to test himself!

However, Mr. Huang is right, when multiple people eat, he has to work harder.

Therefore, Wei Baichen nodded obediently and accepted the test.

"Okay, then I'll start with the question. Peng Peng only eats one bowl of rice per meal, but he gains ten pounds, why is this?"

Huang Lei asked indecent questions, but pretended to be serious, which made He Jiong and Zhang Zifeng snicker.

Seeing their appearance, Wei Baichen immediately came to his senses, and replied seriously: "Because Peng Peng's bowl is different." ā€

Huang Lei asked knowingly: "Why is it different?"

Wei Baichen explained: "Peng Peng's bowl is small. ā€

Huang Lei raised his eyebrows and said suspiciously: "Small?"

Wei Baichen gestured and said with a smile: "It's a little smaller than the pot." ā€

"If you want to compare it like this, it is indeed small!" Huang Lei smiled, turned his head and said to He Jiong, "Fortunately, it is smaller than the pot, otherwise, all the rice will be given to Peng Pengsheng!"

"Hahahaha......"

He Jiong laughed loudly.

Zhang Zifeng also pursed his lips and secretly enjoyed himself.

Hearing this, Peng Yuchang, nicknamed "Peng Yiwan", blushed and defended embarrassedly: "Teacher Huang, isn't that to blame you for cooking too deliciously......

He said this on his lips, but in his heart he planned to eat in a small bowl in the future and be a delicate pig boy.

Having said that, this question seems to be unfriendly to teammates, a bit of a kill of 800 enemies and hurt yourself by 1,000, Peng Peng thought to himself.

"Yes, it looks like you've watched our show, and I've passed you. ā€

Teacher Huang nodded, retreated to the queue, and replaced He Jiong with the question.

[Yellow Thunder Favorability +2, Pie in the Sky System Has Been Activated]

Huh? What is it?

A message suddenly popped up in Wei Baichen's head, and then an empty item status bar jumped out, like an empty shelf.

[Opinion Balance: 2 pies; Shelf Items: Empty]

He probably guessed that the pie was a monetary unit, but what could he buy? There was nothing on the shelves, so he couldn't guess.

As for when the system was bound, although he had no clue, he vaguely felt that it had something to do with Fuzhou Bridge.

At the moment, it is useless to think too much, so he has to ignore it, and he pulls his thoughts back to reality.

At this time, He Jiong had already stood in front of him, and asked in a straight voice: "Excuse me, the boy pulled out one hundred and fifty radishes, two yuan each, and the girl pulled out ninety radishes, each with five yuan, how much should the director team give?"

Wei Baichen's eyes rolled, pretending not to know, scratching his head and saying, "This question is a bit difficult......

After speaking, he looked at Peng Yuchang as if asking for help.

He Jiong deserves to be the first brother of Funantai, and immediately reacted: "You can ask for help from the sidelines." ā€

Peng Yuchang has been holding back his strength since he was ridiculed for not being good at mathematics, wanting to be ashamed of himself, and motioned Wei Baichen to choose himself with his eyes.

Wei Baichen: "I choose Peng Peng." ā€

He Jiong: "Okay, then ask Peng Yuchang to help calculate." ā€

Peng Yuchang hurriedly picked up a brick from the ground, calculated while drawing on the ground, and said something in his mouth: "Twenty-five-one-ten-in-one......"

He Jiong's narration: "Time is passing little by little, and Peng Peng's bright brain begins to ooze fine droplets. Audience friends, is this sweat? No! This is the wisdom flowing from his head!"

Zhang Zifeng whispered to Huang Lei: "The wisdom that flows out? Teacher He is saying that my brother's head is full of water?!"

Huang Lei grinned and made a "shhh" gesture.

Peng Yuchang obviously didn't react, he almost kicked the door, and excitedly thought: "Three hundred plus one hundred and thirty-five, equal, equal-"

"Four hundred and thirty-five!"

Wei Baichen was stuck at the right time, and rushed to report the answer in front of Peng Peng.

Peng Yuchang instantly looked like a deflated ball, looking at the long list of formulas on the ground without love.

"Answer correctly! You actually got the right calculation for such a difficult question, and you are faster than Peng Peng! Amazing! It's amazing!" He Jiong praised Da Bai with great exaggeration.

As he spoke, he winked at Wei Baichen.

[He Jiong's Opinion +2]

On the other side, Huang Lei and Zhang Zifeng applauded vigorously at Wei Baichen, but their eyes looked at Peng Yuchang.

Peng Yuchang's face turned even redder, and he threw away the bricks in a daze, retreated to the back of the queue, and hid himself.

Peng Peng, such a miserable man.