Chapter 9: The Bathroom Tragedy

Li Wenjun wasted a lot of effort, and finally hugged Li Feng's thigh, and now he is not in a hurry to apprentice, and plans to lay a good foundation for feeling first, so the former will take the latter directly back to live at home, but because the car is gone, and the latter can't even fly with a sword for such a trivial matter, so the former can only take the latter back by bus.

The 180-square-meter building is usually where he and Liu Xinyue live, but since his girlfriend broke up with him inexplicably, she moved out of here without saying hello, and it seems that she had moved out before she broke up with him.

Li Wenjun himself didn't know what was going on, their relationship was still very good before, and he didn't say anything about quarreling before they broke up, after the breakup, he wanted to contact her to talk, but she didn't answer his calls, he made more than 30 calls, all of them seemed to sink into the sea without any response, and he himself was very helpless and confused.

So, he took Li Feng back to live, and there were still a few rooms at home, so he didn't have to worry about accommodation.

But Li Feng is still a three-no person who has nothing, Li Wenjun also asked a friend from the relevant department to get him an ID card and residence permit as soon as possible, before that, he could only use a temporary ID card to get a mobile phone card for him, and he was indeed equipped with a new flower tail mobile phone to facilitate contact.

Then Li Wenjun directly bought a batch of modern clothes, shoes and some daily necessities for Li Feng to wear online, otherwise he has been wearing ancient costumes, which are some eye-catching, and may even cause some unnecessary trouble;

Li Wenjun looked at Li Feng dressed in modern clothes, white casual short sleeves with tan cargo pants, and a long black and white textured Converse under his feet, and the worst thing is that he is a little too handsome, with a knife-like face, angular facial features, and eyebrows like two sharp blades that sharpen iron like clay, which elevates his temperament to the extreme, coupled with that outfit, he is like a clothes rack, with a dignified body, tall and mighty, heroic and sassy, and magnificent......

Except for his long coiled hair, everything else looked like a truly modern fine youth.

On the other hand, Li Wenjun is a reflection of Li Feng's heroic appearance, although his face is not bad, but because of the long hours and twelve hours a day for the project, he has thinning hair at a young age, his face is dull, his dark circles are swollen, his body is thin, and he has a bean sprout alive......

But in fact, Li Wenjun's appearance is not bad, and he is considered to be at the upper middle level in the crowd, but Li Feng is too good and too dazzling.

He rubbed his chin and asked, "Do you want to cut your hair, I think this looks weird now, mainly because your current clothes and hairstyle don't match, and now men have short hair, and there are very few people with long hair...... Of course, it doesn't have to be cut, it's just that the dressing style is a little inconsistent. “

Li Feng thought for two or three seconds, then made a decision against his ancestors, and said: "Cut it, it's better to follow the public!" Attracting people's attention is not his original intention to go down the mountain to practice, it is naturally good to conform to the times, anyway, their cultivation is not limited by the phrase "parents of the body's hair and skin", they have always been in line with the times, the dressing style of the Taoist robe, and the architectural style of the sect often follow the trend of the times.

So, Li Wenjun took him downstairs in the community to cut a refreshing hairstyle to conform to his outfit.

And after cutting this hair, the sky also darkened, it was close to night, Li Wenjun took Li Feng home, taught him how to use the water heater to take a bath, and then went out to buy vegetables, although he is a workaholic, but he actually doesn't like to eat takeout, so as long as he is at home, he will cook and eat by himself, even if there is no food in the refrigerator, he will go out to buy.

His girlfriend was also very curious before, and asked him why he had to go to such trouble to do it by himself?

His girlfriend just thinks he's hands-on.

After Li Wenjun went out, Li Feng turned on the water heater according to the former's instructions and began to boil water......

But it doesn't matter if it's cold or hot, he just turns on the shower to clean his whole body, but in fact, he also has a more convenient cleaning method, and he can wash off the dirt on his body by performing a cleansing technique at will, and there is also the effect to maintain, which can ensure that the body is dust-free for a long time.

But he was very curious about these new things, and he didn't want to use spells indiscriminately during the training period, so he planned to experience this ordinary person's bathing thing.

Squeezed a little bit of the shower gel that Li Wenjun said, a bit like the ointment that Li Feng used before, and a bit like the saliva of some kind of giant beast that he knew before, but it smelled fragrant, and when he rubbed it on his body, after a while, he rubbed out a lot of foam, he felt very interesting, and smeared the foam all over his body, and then squeezed a little bit of the shampoo that the former said, which was also similar, but the taste was different.

Wiped it on his hair, rubbed it with the method taught by Li Wenjun, and sure enough, he scratched out a lot of foam.

took the new towel that Li Wenjun gave him, and began to rub it all over his body, and a lot of black substances were forced by him to flow out of his skin, wrapped in foam, and then washed away by water.

In this way, Li Feng himself has not taken a bath for three hundred years, and during the time he stayed in the sect, he has not washed it, and he has solved it with the body purification technique, and today the imperial sword flew for a day, and the spiritual power was consumed for nearly a day, and his body was naturally stained with a lot of spiritual stains and sweat.

After washing for a while, he finally washed the foam on his body, he checked his body, and found that it was indeed very clean, if the cleaning degree of the cleansing technique is ten percent, then these foams can at least be cleaned to seventy percent, which is still good.

After all, without the help of these foams, the degree of bathing and cleaning of ordinary people in the past reached up to forty percent, and the remaining dirt was difficult to wash off even if the skin was broken in the bath.

"Hmm, since these two bottles of cleaning lotion can already be washed so clean, what are these so many bottles and cans for?" Li Feng looked at the pile of colorful bottles in the corner, all of them were similar...... In short, he was curious!

"I'll just use a little bit of each, he won't find it when he comes back, right?" he picked up a bottle and looked at the instructions on his bottle, "Well? Do modern people still engrave on these bottles? It's really a luxury, every bottle is there, and the handwriting is small and neat, so what did I write when I came to Kangkang." ”

Those fonts are a little difficult to understand, and I feel that the fonts are a little different from what they used to be, but on the whole, it seems that they have not changed, and Li Feng can still understand some of them.

"Wash ...... Face...... Milk?" He picked up the bottle, and when he saw these three big characters, he felt very puzzled, is this milk, or is it used to wash his face, or is it used to mix noodles?

Looking down at those small characters, there are many words that he can understand, but they are scattered, and he can't read any information at all when they are put together, Li Feng gritted his teeth, "Forget it, don't you know if you use it?"

So I squeezed it...... 100 million points in hand......

!!!

Oops, my hand strength was too strong, I didn't control it well, and I squeezed a hand of facial cleanser!

After pondering for a while, Li Feng decided to use it, thinking that this gadget should not be expensive, so he applied it all over his body, and some on his face.

Not to mention, it tastes so good!

Suddenly, he saw a small square box appear in the pile of bottles and cans, the top cover of the small square box was transparent, and there was an irregular object that seemed to be square and not square, round but not round, and the body was blue.

As soon as he saw this thing, Li Feng's curiosity rose, "What is this?"

Look at it again, there is no introduction on this small square box?

After a few seconds of contemplation, he made a decision to follow his heart!

I'm going to study this thing!

So, Li Feng fumbled and opened the small square box and took the blue irregular object with his hand.

Carefully grasping it, it was a little slippery, so he pinched the soap, and it was smoother than a loach, and he didn't pay attention to it, and it slipped out of his hand.

The soap arced gracefully through the air...... In fact, Li Feng's hands were too strong, and the soap was pinched by him like this, shooting straight to the ceiling, and then bounced down at a right angle, hitting a basin, where was the ancient costume he wore before.

He subconsciously went to pack his underwear first, but after thinking about it, he couldn't step on that thing and suddenly fall, right?

So Li Feng planned to pick up the soap first to avoid falling himself, and then deal with the problem of clothes.

After picking up the soap, he put him back in the small box, and then turned around and walked over the side of the clothes, but unexpectedly, the soles of his feet slipped, and he stepped on the place where the soap had just fallen, and his center of gravity fell backwards, and the back of his head hit a sharp corner of the iron rack where the bottles and cans of shower gel and shampoo were placed.

Bang! sounded......

"Huh~ Fortunately, I'm a strong person in the Dan period, and this level of damage can't help me!"

But I got up and turned around to look...... The iron frame was smashed by him, the bottles and cans were scattered on the ground, some glass bottles were directly broken, and the tiles in the direction he knocked were smashed by him There were many cracks.

Li Feng looked at the scene of the tragedy and pondered, "......"

Some are overwhelmed and don't know how to deal with it.

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