"Ehehe~" Tong Yucan listened to a bunch of heartbreaking voices, and smiled helplessly, if they all knew that they were men, would they pick up a knife to cut themselves?

Thinking of a group of muscular hunks and fat house uncles carrying a forty-meter knife on their shoulders, he looked at himself and said, "Boy, give you two choices, 1: Go to Thailand for surgery and become a real woman!2: You shoot brother thirty-nine meters first, and then........."

Thinking of this, Tong Yucan's whole body was like being drenched from head to toe by ice water, and he couldn't stop trembling. Yao Chen, who was eating fragrant at this time, glanced at Tong Yucan, who was shaking with his head down, and he curiously stuffed a piece of fat beef into his mouth and continued to look at Tong Yucan, who was still shaking.

Is it because it's too cold? Yao Chen's brain suddenly opened up, but he immediately shook his head, although the air conditioner was turned on in the hot pot restaurant, but it was the beginning of summer, and it was noon, the goddess shouldn't feel cold, forget it, don't think about it, how can a woman have fat beef slices delicious,!

Yao Chen didn't care about Tong Yucan, he just ate the things in the hot pot. Tong Yucan had actually come back to his senses, but he wanted to know what a boy would do when he saw a beautiful woman trembling all the time.

However, he was sloppy and underestimated Yao Chen's straight man index, and the comfort and hug he expected did not appear, only the sound of chewing in his mouth appeared.

"That,"

Tong Yucan's eyes lit up, this melon baby finally opened up, really, the old lady is in a hurry, baa

"That, Xue Han, aren't you cold?" Yao Chen looked at Tong Yucan with a worried face, isn't the goddess very cold.

Tong Yucan snickered in his heart, but his face remained unchanged, he slowly raised his head, his eyes were full of tears in an instant, and he looked at Yao Chen pitifully.

Where was Yao Chen seen by a girl like this, and the male monkey who blushed for a moment was estimated to have spring when he saw it.

"Hahaha! This god-level acting skill doesn't poke the needle, you can flirt with the little sister or something when you have nothing to do in the future, be a sea king, ahhahaha~" Tong Yucan's heart kept yy, but he still stared at Yao Chen with a picture of crying on his face.

"It's a little cold, but it's ......" Tong Yucan brought his voice to crying, a picture of wanting to cry but couldn't cry, Yao Chen was looking at it for a while.

"Well, it seems that I guessed correctly, snow cold is cold, and you must wear thick clothes next time you come out, you know. Yao Chen comforted Tong Yucan in a voice that he thought was very gentle, and then,

He picked up the chopsticks again and continued to pick up the vegetables.

Yao Chen: Women and everything are floating clouds, hot pot is true love, ah, hot pot Sang, I've been waiting for a long time and I'm here again~

Tong Yucan looked at Yao Chen, who finished speaking and went to pick up vegetables, his heart burst through countless grass and mud horses, and he said in his mouth: "You don't understand the thoughts of straight men, you don't understand~ I don't understand~"

Tong Yucan had doubts about his women's appearance for a while, he turned his head to look at the others, but everyone who looked at him consciously lowered their heads, they didn't dare to blaspheme this fairy-like person.

Look! This is the reaction of a normal person! Shy and bowed his head and didn't dare to look directly, and the one in front of him, a good guy, abandoned the beauty and ignored it, and just wanted to eat in the pot.

A role model for our generation!

Tong Yucan felt so tired, others used to say that he was a straight man and emotionally wooden, but now it seems that he is just a scumbag, and Yao Chen is the real boss.

Tong Yucan sighed, forget it, after all, it was a mistake, after all, I carried everything alone~ He took one last look at Yao Chen, wanting to record all his appearance in his mind......

Then he went home and used mud to pinch out a miniature version of him, put it in the scarecrow, and stabbed him fiercely with an eight-inch steel nail, piercing him from morning to night, and piercing his out!

"Xue Han, what's wrong with you?" Yao Chen looked at Tong Yucan, who had not moved for a long time, a little curious, eating,

"I didn't do much," Tong Yucan gave Yao Chen a standard "death smile face", is this fool really a straight man with advanced cancer?

"That, I suddenly remembered that I still have something to do at home, so I thought..."In order not to make his report too ugly, Tong Yucan has tried very hard to suppress the anger in his heart, and expressed the fact that he wants to leave very euphemistically.

"Oh, so what do you want to do?" Yao Chen looked at the beautiful woman opposite with a strange expression. Why can't people be honest with each other, and why are they half-talking?

"Uh..."The corners of Tong Yucan's mouth twitched, he really didn't expect that Yao Chen's brain circuit really didn't have a little bend, and the whole thing was straight.

"You can't be angry, you can't be angry, this is the straight man's grandfather, you can't mess with it, you can't mess with it. Tong Yucan frantically told himself in his heart to reassure himself.

"I mean, there's something going on at home, and I want to go. Tong Yucan told Yao Chen his thoughts "calmly", he just wanted to get rid of this straight man quickly, and he really didn't want to see him for a minute!!

"Oh, then how do you know that something is going on at your house?" Yao Chen sandwiched a piece of cow pill prescription in his mouth, with an expression that the audience who ate melons didn't care about me.

Tong Yucan admits defeat and lies on the table, he obeys, he admits defeat, he really can't guess in the heart of this straight man.

"Let's go, goodbye!" After speaking, Tong Yucan got up and left directly, I can't afford to provoke, can't I still hide?

Yao Chen looked at the beautiful shadow in the distance with a confused expression, he couldn't figure out where he provoked her, didn't he just say a few normal words?

......

Tong Yucan, who was sitting in the car, took a deep breath frantically, and the ...... on his chest Well, the cushion also rises and falls, making people's mouth dry for a while.

Tong Yucan: I'm a big man who makes other big men look at the author??? you want to be divided into eight paragraphs?

"How can I meet someone like this! What kind of evil did I do in my last life!" Tong Yucan sat and slapped the steering wheel frantically to relieve his anger!

Steering Wheel: You think you have a lot of humor?

Tong Yucan: You also want to be divided into eight sections?

"Forget it, take a step back and open the sky," Suddenly, Tong Yucan's mind flashed over Yao Chen's face that he couldn't owe, and his anger rose again!

"Retreat Nima! endure the hammer!" he slapped the steering wheel again, and the fire in his heart slowly lowered.

Steering wheel: I'm a punching bag! Just don't think about my feelings, love has been transferred, wrong payment!

"System, you get out of here!"

[Uh, here it is, what's wrong with the host, why are you so angry?]

"Hehehehe!" Tong Yucan was crazy, "Why are you so angry?"

[Ah, this~that, is it because the host has already discovered that this task has been completed a long time ago?] The system replied weakly.

"What?!" Tong Yucan shouted, "What is it? it has already been completed?

[Ah, I leaked my mouth!] The system exclaimed, [Eh, is it okay for that host to listen to my quibbles?]

"You say, I'm listening!" Tong Yucan showed his "death smile"

[That,Actually, this task is to let the host add his boy's stomach letter and there is no other meaning.,That reward is also given to you.,So~]